We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single
我们妖怪不许单身
Author: 绣生
Latest: Chapter 259
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Mystery, Supernatural, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: cute protagonist detectives handsome male lead hiding true abilities hiding true identity
After the 108th Monster Population Census, the Monster Family Planning Office issued a new regulation: Given the rising single monster population, which poses a threat to the society and undermines the harmony between humans and monsters, Monster Family Planning Office decided that from this day onward it’s forbidden to be a single monster of marriageable age.
As a result, Ying Qiao and Tao Tie, two ancient monsters who had remained single ever since their creation, were forced to go on a blind date.
To discourage their date, they both decided to lie about what they truly were.
Ying Qiao: “I am an orphan snake monster with no house and car under my name. My monthly salary is three thousand yuan. Can’t afford social insurance.”
Tao Tie: “I have a temporary job and eight brothers living off my eighty yuan daily salary.”
They both agreed they were not a good fit for each other. But under pressure, they agreed to put on a show to set a good example for the benefit of the new regulation. They planned to be a fake couple.
A foreign monster entered their nation illegally and committed many crimes. Jiang City Monster Bureau was put on high alert, and elite members were deployed to hunt for the suspect.
After having his dragon scales polished, Ying Qiao spread his wings and joined the hunt.
Putting his brother into his pocket, Tao Tie went out to join the hunt too.
In the sky above Jiang City, they had a chance encounter.
Curling his tail to hide his expensive jade tail ring, Ying Qiao said.” I am on a business trip.”
Putting his hand behind his back to hide his wristwatch worth a million, Tao Tie said.” What a coincidence, so am I.”
Knowing that their lies were exposed, they stared at each other long and hard. They both said, “We will settle accounts after getting back.”
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[CP:弱小可怜但能吃饕餮受X臭美事儿逼暴躁应龙攻]
第108次妖口普查后，妖族计生办颁布了一条新规定——由于单身妖怪数量过多，严重威胁社会治安，不利于人妖两族和谐发展。即日开始，妖族禁止单身。
于是母单万年的应龙和饕餮被迫相亲——
应龙二郎腿一翘:孤儿蛇一条，没房没车，工资三千，五险一金太贵没交。
饕餮垂眸语调温吞:无父无母，兄弟八个全靠我养，临时工，日薪八十。
两人一拍即散，各回各家。
隔天计生办上门突击检查，两人再度见面——
应龙:先凑合一下？
饕餮:……那就试试。
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恰逢外国妖怪偷渡入境，在江城兴风作浪。妖管局启动一级警备，精锐尽出全力追捕犯事妖怪。
刚做完鳞片保养的应龙张开翅膀，火速弛援——
正上班的饕餮摘掉工牌，把弟弟往兜里一揣就走——
江城上空，两人狭路相逢。
应龙心虚卷起尾巴，使劲把价格不菲的翡翠尾环往身后藏:“我临时出差，你呢？”
饕餮将手背到身后，遮住百万腕表:“好巧，我也是。”
两人对视半晌，一齐道:
“回去再跟你算账！”
★阅读指南★
大概是两个老妖怪互相飙戏套路对方结果真栽了的故事。
山海经系列，各种妖怪幼崽出没，童话风小甜饼，私设如山。
攻受母单，千年老处男。
阅读标签:#妖界黄昏恋#，#相亲也有真爱#，#单身老妖怪的办公室恋情#
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接档文《给残疾暴君冲喜[重生]》，戳专栏可收藏~
[CP：温柔大美人受x铁血狠辣战神攻]
国公府不受宠的嫡子叶云亭，被一道圣旨赐婚给了武安王李凤岐当王妃。
武安王镇守北疆，杀敌无数，是当之无愧的昭国战神。
然而叶云亭嫁过去的时候，战神已经身中剧毒，经脉寸断，只能躺在床上苟延残喘。
叶云亭心如死灰嫁过去，因惧怕战神凶名，躲在自己的院子里得过且过。没过多久，他因误喝了给武安王的毒汤，就此命丧黄泉。
临死前，那个据说快死了的武安王半跪在他床前，握着他的手郑重承诺：“你因我而丧命，从今往后，我会竭我所能庇护你的亲人，你安心去吧。”
后来他登基为帝，果然践诺，庇护了他唯一的亲人。
重来一世，叶云亭还是躲不过给武安王冲喜的命运。但这一次，他决定好好照顾这个奄奄一息的男人，报他前世恩情。
却不料男人解毒后急不可耐拉着他要圆房。
他被男人紧紧搂在怀里，温热呼吸打在耳畔：“安心跟着我，从今往后，我护着你。”
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