"We monsters are not allowed to be single" Author: Xiusheng
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[CP: Weak and pitiful but able to eat gluttonous food, forced to be irritable by X stinky things, responding to Long Gong]
After the 108th demon population census, the Yaozu Family Planning Office promulgated a new regulation - due to the excessive number of single monsters, it seriously threatens social security and is not conducive to the harmonious development of the two races. From now on, Yaozu prohibits being single.
So Yinglong and Taotie, whose mothers have been single for thousands of years, were forced to go on a blind date——
Yinglong Erlang turned his legs up: an orphan and a snake, no house and no car, a salary of 3,000, five insurances and one gold are too expensive to pay.
Taotie lowered his eyes and spoke softly: no father and no mother, eight brothers are all supported by me, part-time workers, with a daily salary of 80.
The two broke up as soon as they hit it off, and went back to their respective homes.
The next day, the family planning office came to make a surprise inspection, and the two met again—
Ying Long: Make do with it first
Taotie:...then try it.
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It just so happened that foreign monsters smuggled into the country and caused troubles in Jiangcheng. The Monster Management Bureau activates the first-level security, and the elites try their best to hunt down the culprit monster.
Ying Long, who had just finished scale maintenance, spread his wings and rushed to help—
Taotie, who was at work, took off his badge, put his younger brother in his pocket and left—
In the sky above Jiangcheng, the two met on a narrow road.
Ying Long curled up his tail guiltily, and tried his best to hide the expensive jade tail ring behind his back: "I'm on a temporary business trip, how about you?"
Taotie put his hands behind his back, covering the million wristwatch: "What a coincidence, so am I."
The two looked at each other for a while, and said together:
"Go back and settle accounts with you!"
★Read Guide★
It's probably a story about two old monsters playing routines with each other and the other really fell.
In the Shan Hai Jing series, all kinds of monster cubs haunt, and fairy-tale-style cookies are privately set up like a mountain.
Gong Shoumudan, a thousand-year-old virgin.
Read tags: #妖界暮恋#, #相亲also有真爱#, #单单老鬼欧的处理恋情#
Content tags: supernatural, supernatural, sweet and refreshing
Search keywords: Protagonist: Taotie [Jiang Greed], Ying Long [Ying Qiao (qiáo))] ┃ Supporting roles: Chen Hua, Ji Xian, Geng Chen, etc. ┃ Others:
One-sentence introduction: Twilight Love in the Demon World
Chapter 1
In May, the weather is already hot. The sun was shining brightly overhead, and passers-by on the road had already put on summer clothes instead of their thin coats.
Today is the first day of Labor Day, the square in front of the shopping mall is lined up in an orderly manner, most of them are food stalls that take advantage of the holiday promotion, and the carefully crafted food exudes a tempting aroma, luring passers-by to stop . With a backpack on his back, Jiang Li took advantage of his height to look around the stalls, and finally settled on a stall selling roasted pig's trotters.
This stall was surrounded by the most people, and Jiang Li only smelled the scent coming from it, and he knew that the taste was not bad.
"It's so fragrant." Suan Ni, who was nestled in the pocket of Jiang Li's jacket, poked out half of her head, and her two round cat eyes were eagerly staring at the charred and tempting roasted pig's trotters. Jiang Greed looked down at him, and saw that the little boy had written on his face that he wanted to eat.
"This month's salary has not been paid yet."
Jiang Greed also wanted to eat, but this month's living expenses were running low, and their salary would not be paid until the tenth, so they really didn't have any extra money to buy snacks. Pressing back the younger brother who was holding the side of the pocket, Jiang Li looked away from the roasted pig's trotters, turned and left resolutely. He didn't know whether he was comforting his brother or himself: "When we go to the restaurant, there will be delicious food."
Suan Ni obediently said "Oh", and pulled down her two round ears in disappointment, but she sensiblely did not make another sound. After all, the fifth brother just moved out of the house, and it is already very difficult to support himself with a monthly salary plus him. He can't make the already overwhelmed family worse.
The two brothers tacitly forgot about the roasted pig's trotters, entered the mall, took the elevator and went straight to the fifth floor.
—Jiang Greed made a blind date today.
Jiang Greed actually refused this sudden blind date. As an ancient monster who just moved out of the family on his own financially, but has a huge appetite and has eaten himself up, Jiang Li feels that one more person in the family is one more mouth to eat, and he really can't afford it.
However, after participating in several meetings, the director of the family planning office believes that there are too many single monsters, which is not conducive to the reproduction of the monster race, and it is not conducive to social stability and the harmonious development of the two races. Therefore, a new rule was formulated with a slap on the head: Yaozu is not allowed to be single.
For this reason, Director Hu specially invited Yuelao to the Family Planning Office to find a match for the older leftover demons.
Of course, this inexplicable regulation was unanimously opposed by the older leftovers, and the work of the Family Planning Office was once very difficult to implement. In order to make a good start, Director Hu approached Jiang Greed.
As the son of a dragon, Jiang Greed still has a lot of prestige in the eyes of ordinary monsters. And only a few big monsters know that the five sons of the dragon, Taotie, had to leave the Dragon Palace for some reason, and now they are living in human society. The Family Planning Office where Director Hu works and the Special Service Team where Jiang Lu works are both under the jurisdiction of the Jiangcheng Demon Management Bureau. As a colleague, he naturally knows that this little glutton looks glamorous on the surface, but is actually very poor behind the scenes, and often cannot even afford to eat. Those in Dragon Palace were worried about this brother, and secretly asked him to take care of him more.
Director Hu felt that the opportunity to take care of Xiao Taotie had come. In order to implement the new regulations smoothly, he set up a subsidy for getting out of the singles. Yaozu who successfully got out of the singles can go to the family planning office together to receive a 10,000 subsidy. And Jiang Li, as the great ancient monster, as long as he takes the lead and sets an example for all the monster clans, he can be rewarded with 10,000 yuan, and if the blind date is successful, another 10,000 yuan will be added.
Of course, the extra 10,000 stipend was paid out of his own pocket. After Jiang Li heard about it, his heart was really moved.
Jiang Li is now working in the special service team, and the tasks that the special service team takes over are dangerous and high in bonuses. Even the ancient monster who likes extravagance is enough to live a good life. But Jiang Li is not an ordinary monster. Since the birth of Taotie, he has the ability to devour everything. This ability makes him powerful, but it also makes him never full. Everything in the world is food in the eyes of the hungry glutton. In ancient times, gluttonous beasts were included in the list of fierce beasts, together with Chaos, Qiongqi, and Wuwu, they were called "four fierce beasts", because the hungry gluttonous gluttons could eat anything.
Of course, the ancient times go back to the ancient times, and today is a socialist society, and most of the demon clan are qualified demons who have received nine years of compulsory education and socialism. Since Jiang Greed came to human society, he has abided by the rules of the monster clan and is a good monster who abides by the law. Even if you eat too much, the high bonuses of the secret service team are not enough. Moreover, high-level tasks are not always available, often not opening for half a year, and opening for half a year. Jiang Li can barely make ends meet with his basic salary.
In the eyes of Jiang Gree, who has not been on a mission recently, the bonus promised by Director Hu is a lot of money! As long as you go on a blind date and go through a formality, you will get 10,000 yuan, and if you don’t go, it’s not for nothing.
When I have money, my brother can buy as much roasted pig's trotters as he wants!
So Jiang bowed his head to the yuan and came greedy. It doesn't matter whether you leave the order or not, the important thing is money.
The elevator stopped on the fifth floor, and Jiang Li went straight to the agreed restaurant.
The location of the blind date is a very stylish western restaurant. The environment of the restaurant is very quiet, and the staff are warm and polite. Jiang Li has been to this restaurant when he was rich before. The expensive price is directly proportional to the environment and service. Thinking about the balance in the card, Jiang Greed felt a little guilty.
After finding the booth under the guidance of the waiter, Jiang Li saw a young man waiting, who should be his blind date Ying Qiao. Director Hu said that Ying Qiao was the big boss she hired because of a big favor, and he would never be rich if he was rich and beautiful, so Jiang Greed must take good care of it.
Jiang Greed greeted the other party politely: "Hi, I'm Jiang Greed."
Ying Qiao looked at the watch on his wrist. It was exactly eleven o'clock. His face became less impatient, his chin nodded, and he said, "I'm Ying Qiao, sit down. I've already ordered the dishes."
Jiang Li let out an "oh" and sat down opposite him. He looked at him without hesitation.
Director Hu didn't lie to him, Ying Qiao was indeed good-looking. Even compared with his brothers who are very good-looking, his appearance can be ranked in the top three. It's just that the eyes are long and narrow, and the lips are slightly pursed, looking not easy to get along with. But Jiang Li has always had a good temper, and there are even more eccentric and difficult tempers among the colleagues in the secret service team, so he doesn't care about his cold face. Withdrawing his scrutiny, he sat and waited for the food like a good baby.
While Jiang Lu was looking at himself, Ying Qiao also observed Jiang Lu unabashedly.
He was completely forced to come to this blind date. He owed Hu Can a favor, and this time Hu Can made a fool of himself and asked him to set an example. In order to repay the favor, he had no choice but to come. Even so, he didn't take this blind date seriously, it was just going through the motions to deal with it. He didn't even bother to read the profile of the blind date that Hu Can sent him.
Looking critically at Jiang Greed, who was sitting on the opposite side, Ying Qiao picked him up from head to toe in his heart - the hairstyle looked like he had just scratched it with his hands at random when he went out, and he didn't do the styling; the yellow sweater and black overalls looked like a certain girl. The new season of luxury brands is so wrinkled that they haven't even been ironed. Not to mention carrying a backpack on her back, she exuded a childish air all over her body.
Ying Qiao thought casually, probably a kid who just entered society. The family has a little money, but I don't have much taste. Fortunately, I have a good face, so I don't feel like I'm wearing a big name. big eyes