I am still puzzled by the "second half price for couples" I heard just now.
Why did the waiter assume that they are a couple
He couldn't figure it out, and he was too embarrassed to ask Qiao, so he even forgot to eat the cone.
Ying Qiao looked at him, and the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously: "Why don't you eat? It's going to melt."
Jiang Gree came back to his senses, and quickly licked a few mouthfuls. The delicious taste of the strawberry cone instantly made him forget the doubts just now, and stood shoulder to shoulder with Ying Qiao, each holding a pink cone that was extremely inconsistent with his temperament while eating Walk to the neighborhood.
The rate of turning back is not low along the way.
Fortunately, Jiang Li had already accepted Ying Qiao's explanation, and didn't bother to look into the eyes of others, so he finished eating the cone happily. And said that he would take his brother to eat tomorrow.
Ying Qiao intentionally didn't tell him that this was probably a couple's event, and coaxed him: "The second one is half price, remember to buy two."
Jiang Li was very satisfied with his frugal housekeeping, and said that after he remembered it, he said good night to him and returned to the community.
…
I don't know if it's because of eating strawberry cones, but Jiang Li's dreams this night are full of cones.
He dreamed that he suddenly had a strawberry cone that he couldn't finish eating. The whole beast was so excited, holding the big cone and licking happily, but he didn't know why, the strawberry was so sweet. The barrel suddenly turned into a serpentine Ying Qiao. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
Ying Qiao's upper body is still a handsome human figure, but below the waist is a thick snake tail.
He frowned and asked Jiang Greed: "Why are you licking my tail?"
Jiang Greed's face was red and his ears were red, he hesitated and couldn't answer.
Ying Qiao frowned and said, "You licked my tail, then I will lick it back."
As he said that, he was about to look for Jiang Greed's tail.
Jiang Greed woke up in shock.
When I touched my face, it was hot.
It was only getting bright outside, he sat up slowly, put on his slippers, and went to the bathroom to wash his face, but the heat on his face had dropped, but there was a place in his heart that was just about to move.
He took a deep breath and rubbed his face vigorously.
He thought it was all because of this inexplicable dream, but now he really wanted to taste Ying Qiao's tail.
I don't know if it is as delicious as in my dream.
There was still an hour before going to work, and Jiang Li couldn't fall asleep again, and spent this hour blaming himself for how he couldn't respond to Qiao's appetite!
this is too scary.
He was still a little depressed until he went to the unit.
Xiao Xiaoyu was rolling his eyes with a hard-boiled egg, and said, "You didn't sleep well last night, did you?"
Jiang greedily said: "I had a nightmare."
Xiao Xiaoyu handed him a boiled egg sympathetically: "Get rid of dark circles."
Jiang Greed took it, peeled off the shell and ate it. Because of this weird dream, he even forgot to buy breakfast in the morning.
At exactly nine o'clock, Brother Ku stepped into the office to check in. Today it was his turn and Xiao Xiaoyu went to the venue to support.
Jiang Greed remembered that he and Wang Qing went to catch ghosts last night, and asked feebly, "Did you catch them?"
Zhang Tianxing stuffed the newly bought snacks into Suan Ni's small box, then straightened up unhurriedly and said, "No, I suspect there is no ghost, and something else is making trouble."
Jiang Greed:? ?
"what?"
Brother Ku showed his ruthless nature and said, "I don't know, there is no ghost anyway. Ask Wang Qing to tell you the details."
After speaking, he rubbed Suan Ni, said "I'm leaving", and went out with Xiao Xiaoyu.
Leaving Jiang Greed full of question marks, it's not a ghost, what is that
The author has something to say:
Longlong: I have a lot of gems, and I will give them to you (keep them) in the future.
Foodie (suddenly excited): Give me all of them
Longlong:? ?
———
Today is also a scheming dragon who secretly takes advantage of it.
Chapter 74
Jiang Greed was aroused by his curiosity, and sent Wang Qing a message to ask about last night's situation. But Wang Qing didn't reply, Jiang Tan guessed that he should be catching up on sleep at the moment, so he put down his phone and went to work first. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
Can't concentrate just at work.
After staring at the computer for a while, Jiang Li's thoughts unknowingly turned back to the weird dream last night.
The fourth brother always said that he was a bit stubborn. He didn't feel it before, but now he is clearly aware of it—if he doesn't think about it clearly, he probably won't be able to get over this hurdle.
He cut out of office, opened Baidu, and searched for "why do you want to eat your good friend" and "what to do if you have an appetite for your good friend".
After searching for a while, all the results that pop up are irrelevant topics. He scrolled down carefully and saw an article titled "Appetite is a Deeper Sexual Desire".
Jiang Greed:? ?
As a glutton who is not picky about food, Jiang Greed felt a little ridiculous. He has eaten so much food, and there are even more people who have appetites. They can't all want to have sex with each other.
He didn't even bother to click, skipped the title, and continued to scroll down.
Immediately afterwards, I turned to another post, which was posted on an emotional forum, with the title "What does it mean that my boyfriend always says I look delicious, wants to eat me, and bites my fingers?"
Replace "boyfriend" with "good friend", and this post seems to be more in line with my situation. Jiang Greed clicked in with a thirst for knowledge, and was shocked by the rude reply to the thread in the building.
[1L: Isn't this what X implies? Want to eat you = want to fuck you. ]
[2L: I love you so much, a euphemism for wanting to applaud you for love. ]
[3L: The landlord came to show his affection? Raise the torches. ]
Jiang Greed:? ?
His eyes were fixed on the reply on the first floor of "want to eat you=want to fuck you", and his whole body was about to burst apart.
Turning off the webpage in a trance, Jiang Greed thought it was impossible. He didn't have that kind of urge to deal with Qiao, did he? The fourth brother said that Longzu's estrus is very powerful, but he has never been in estrus against Qiao.
No, it should be said that he has never experienced estrus.
Jiang Li's face was full of distress, and he didn't know which answer was more frightening, "I want to eat Ying Qiao" or "I want to have sex with Ying Qiao".
As soon as Xue Meng, who was on a errand, turned his head, he saw him staring at the computer screen with a dull face, and he was shocked in the dullness. He stretched his neck to look at Jiang Li: "What's wrong? The stocks you bought have reached their limit?"
Jiang Li turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly.
This look is a big deal!
Xue Meng slid the swivel chair to his table, put on a posture of a life mentor, and said earnestly: "If there is anything unhappy, don't hold it in your heart."
Uncle Zhou was away recently, Xiao Xiaoyu and Zhang Tianxing went out. It's just the two of them in the office.
Jiang Greed hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you have a date?"
Xue Meng, who is ready to be a confidant brother:? ?
"If you want to attack personally, you can point directly, without beating around the bush. I can bear it."
Jiang Greed looked innocent, mixed with disappointment: "No? That's fine. Anyway, you probably don't understand."
Xue Meng is not convinced: "Although I don't have a love partner, I have a lot of crushes. I also watched popular idol dramas with my mother, and I have a pair of sharp eyes to discern scum and whores. There are no emotional problems that I don't understand."
Jiang Li was dubious.
Xue Meng winked: "Have you encountered emotional problems?"
Jiang Li hesitated to talk about last night's dream, but blurred Ying Qiao's identity. He had probably never discussed this kind of topic with anyone before, and when he finished speaking, his face was red.
"The snake demon in your dream...don't be Ying Qiao?" Xue Meng was shocked. In his cognition, Ying Qiao is still a human being. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
Who knew that Jiang Greed was also shocked: "How do you know?!"
Xue Meng: ...
It's really not human, are monsters walking everywhere now
He complained: "The two of you are gay, and Xiao Xiaoyu is secretly drinking your CP."
Jiang Greed retorted without confidence: "Ying Qiao and I are good friends, don't I get along with you in the same way?"
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm super straight!" Xue Meng turned pale with his chest covered, and said sharply: "It is said that a man's head and a woman's waist can't be touched. You should count the frequency of touching your head yourself."
After finishing speaking, he quickly stretched out his hand and squeezed the top of Jiang Lu's head: "Is your taste the same?"
Jiang Greed awkwardly withdrew his conditioned reflex and reached out to clap his hand.
It seems to be different.
When Ying Qiao touched his head, there was a soft and warm feeling, so comfortable that people would unconsciously want to rub the top of his head against his palm.
Instead of Xue Meng, Jiang Greed just wanted to chop off his claws.
Xue Meng clicked his tongue twice, and pinched his nose away from him: "Although some people don't admit it, I already smell the sour smell of love."
Jiang Greed: ...
He couldn't even refute.
After being "explained" by Xue Meng, Jiang Li also felt that Ying Qiao was a little different from the others.
But this one was different, and he couldn't figure out how it was different. Judging from his poor life experience, if you don't know the result, you can know it by trying it yourself.
It's like seeing a monster you don't know, and you don't know if the other party tastes good, just take a bite and try it!
Jiang Greed decided to give it a try.
He originally wanted to ask Ying Qiao to come out to try it out at night, but as soon as the news was sent out, Wang Qing also sent him a message back, asking him to go to the school gate tonight to talk about it in detail. He said that the situation last night was too complicated. I can't explain it in a few words, but I can understand it when I see it with my own eyes.
At the same time, Ying Qiao quickly replied "Yes" and asked him where to meet.
Jiang Li struggled for a while, thinking that he could try it at school, so he simply asked Qiao to meet at the school gate.
so tonight