We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Chapter 133

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Yes, it's too unhygienic. And splashed blood on my clothes. "

Jiang Greed: ...

He thought desperately, did he get feathers and blood everywhere

I think should not be

It's just spit out a few feathers!

And when did he throw blood on Ying Qiao

He retorted frantically in his heart, but on the surface he was too scared to speak, so he could only vaguely express that he knew: "Mmmmmm."

Suan Ni and Jiao Tu looked at Ying Qiao with shocked and dull expressions, and then at their fifth brother. The roast chicken in their mouths was no longer delicious.

The scene was embarrassing for a while, Jiang Li hung his head and rolled his eyes around, trying to change the subject: "We didn't eat raw, the roast chicken is cold, let's eat it quickly."

It's a pity that Ying Qiao didn't want to give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he spared no effort to continue blacking Taotie: "I just happened to meet and tell you. Sometimes these big monsters are said to be supernatural, but in fact they have been beautified. Taotie Same."

"Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. When you actually meet him, you will find that Taotie is not as majestic as you imagined. Even in modern society, he is still living a primitive life."

Ying Qiao pretended that I was doing it for your own good: "I'm not telling you this to say that gluttony is bad, but to give you a vaccination in advance, so that one day you don't find that he not only eats raw meat, but even eats it after eating. If you don’t brush your teeth, you will suffer too much blow.”

"???"

Jiang Li's eyes widened in disbelief, and he really wanted to refute him loudly: You still said you don't have black gluttons! When did I stop brushing my teeth after eating? !

This is a rumor! ! !

The author has something to say:

Angry and Greedy: You are spreading rumors! ! ! ! !

Longlong:? all the truth

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See you later!

Chapter 98

Jiang Greed's eyes were wide open, and he glared at Ying Qiao angrily. Beside him, Suan Ni and Jiao Tu also looked at Ying Qiao with serious faces.

Jiang Chi didn't know why, but when he saw that they were all staring at Ying Qiao, he followed them silently.

Being looked at by four pairs of eyes, even Ying Qiao, who has never felt guilty, couldn't help coughing lightly, patching up his increasingly outrageous statement: "I mean if..."

As he spoke, he became confident again: "This is also a reasonable guess. If you have a mental preparation in advance, the gap will not be too big."

Jiang Greed: ...

He moved the roast chicken in front of him, turned around and pointed the back of his head at Ying Qiao, and said angrily, "You don't have the roast chicken anymore."

You have to eat a little more to calm down!

Ying Qiao:? ?

Why are you angry again

Isn't it tactful enough today

Suan Ni and Jiao Tu silently glanced at Ying Qiao, Suan Ni said in a heavy tone, "You're gone." @无限好文,全在晋江文学城

Jiaotu immediately answered: "Will Fifth Brother want to sleep with us today?"

Jiang Greed glanced at his younger brothers, and when he thought that Ying Qiao had spread rumors like this and let his younger brother hear him, he immediately became even angrier.

"Little brat, don't mind the adults' business, eat quickly, and wait until it's cold."

"Oh."

Suan Ni and Jiao Tu nodded obediently, gathered around the coffee table together, and ate the roast chicken deliberately with laughter.

Ying Qiao, who seemed to be isolated: ...

Although reason tells him that he did nothing wrong, his desire to survive tells him: he must have done something wrong!

After all, the little boy looks very angry.

After supper, Jiang Greed urged the three kids to go back to the room to sleep, and saw that they had all fallen asleep obediently, so he turned off the lights and closed the door to exit.

The finished takeaway boxes and chicken bones were still piled up on the coffee table. Jiang Li was about to collect them when he saw that Ying Qiao had already cleaned them up and was cleaning the table with his eyes down.

Although very angry, Jiang Li had to admit that his boyfriend was really handsome.

Can't help watching for two more seconds, Jiang Li remembered that he was still angry, so he grunted and went to brush his teeth.

Still mindful of Ying Qiao's sentence "Eat raw meat and don't brush your teeth", Jiang Tan deliberately brushed his teeth for an extra five minutes!

After he finished tossing and tossing, he ran back to the bedroom to sleep with his head covered—usually he would wait for Ying Qiao to take a shower, and then fall asleep with his tail hugged as a pillow. If the atmosphere is good, there will be a little exercise before going to bed that is beneficial to the body and mind.

But Jiang Li was very angry today, and he didn't intend to forgive Ying Qiao so quickly. So he simply covered his head and pretended to be asleep.

When Ying Qiao finished packing and returned to the bedroom, he saw that the quilt was bulging, and Jiang Li was huddled in the air-conditioning quilt like a silkworm chrysalis, with only a few strands of restless hair sticking out.

Ying Qiao quickly searched through the love guides she had read in her mind, and found the standard answer for this situation—I'm angry, hurry up.

He turned into a snake tail and deliberately lay down next to Jiang Li.

Jiang Li noticed his small movements, and squirmed forward twice like a silkworm baby, distanced himself from Ying Qiao, and clearly told Ying Qiao with his body movements—

Still angry, don't beat me.

"..."

Ying Qiao stared at the messy back of Jiang Li's head, a little helpless, and felt that the little monster was cute even when he was angry. This unprepared exposed back of the head makes people want to rua. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

His eyes flashed, his tail slipped into the gap in the quilt, and hooked Jiang Lu's ankle with the tip of his tail.

But Jiang Li was cold and cold, like a stone with no emotion.

"Angry at me?"

Ying Qiao dug the man out of the quilt and hugged her, kissed the top of her hair lightly, omitting the reasonable reason of the 10,000-character black glutton in her heart, and apologized straightforwardly.

"I was wrong just now, there is no factual basis, I was talking nonsense." No wonder!

Although he was very unconvinced in his heart, who made his boyfriend a gluttonous fan? Although his heart was sour and jealous, he couldn't say it.

Just like Taotie, let Jiang Greed see it with his own eyes in the future, he will definitely lose his fans in no time!

For the sake of family happiness, it is normal to endure one or two for the time being.

Jiang Gree, who was still twisting and turning, paused, turned around and looked at him, groaned for a while, and said, "That's about the same."

"Then you're not angry anymore?" Ying Qiao moved closer to him and touched the corner of his lips lightly.

Jiang Greed pretended to think for a while, and gestured to him with two fingers: "I was so angry just now, and now I am only this angry."

The distance between the thumb and index finger has been shortened from three inches to one centimeter. One centimeter is also a distance, and that is still angry.

Ying Qiao held his gesturing finger, kneaded it for a while, and kissed him again: "Then do something happy to calm your anger?"

Do something fun

Talking about this, Jiang Li didn't feel sleepy anymore, he didn't hesitate at all, he raised his face cooperatively, and said in a low voice, "I'll think about it after I'm done."

His expression and movements were innocent and natural, and Ying Qiao's eyes sank, and she lowered her head and kissed him...

There are many kinds of happy things between couples, such as hugging, holding hands, and kissing... The intimate actions make people blush, and at the same time bring great joy.

Panting slightly, Jiang Li bent down lazily, hugged Ying Qiao's tail, and rubbed his body against it.

After being in love, the body is hot flashes, and the snake tail that is as cool and delicate as black jade is hugged in the arms, making people even more lazy and not even wanting to move their fingers.

Ying Qiao wiped his hands with a wet tissue, and fingered the broken hair on his forehead: "Have you considered it?"

Jiang Greed touched the tip of his tail with his chin again and again, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said slyly: "What did I say, you can say it after me, and you won't be angry."

"?"

Ying Qiao instinctively felt that there was a hole in it, but seeing his bright and cunning eyes, he couldn't bear to refuse. What's more, people are still angry at the moment.

I dare not say no at all.

"Ok."

Jiang Kui's eyes rolled around, he cleared his throat, and said in a melodious tone: "Taotie is handsome, unrestrained and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng is tall and mighty, no one can compare to him, I like Taotie very much."

"You read it again."

Ying Qiao: ...

He pursed his lips and couldn't speak.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Greed urged him and even wagged his tail: "Say it!"

Ying Qiao: ...

His lips opened and closed, but he couldn't open his mouth.

Seeing this, Jiang Greed began to shrug his eyebrows, and turned around on purpose: "It's fine if you don't say anything, I'm going to sleep!"

"I said!"

These two words came out of Ying Qiao's teeth almost abruptly, while he was thinking that when he meets Tao Tie next time, he must beat Tao Tie to the ground so that he will not dare to appear in Jiangcheng again. While trying to squeeze out a dry smile, he said in a not-so-fluent way: "Taotie is handsome and unrestrained, jade, jade..."

"Yushu facing the wind!" Jiang Li immediately turned around and actively prompted him.

"The jade tree is facing the wind, tall and mighty, unmatched by anyone, I surpass..."

After reading the last sentence, Ying Qiao got stuck again, a "like" stuck in her throat, like a sour plum stuck in her heart, sour and astringent.

He thought over and over again, this is definitely not something that can be resolved by fighting, he wants to make Taotie detour if he sees him in the future.

"I like gluttonous food so much!" Jiang Li stared at him with burning eyes.

Ying Qiao calmed down, finally overcame the psychological barrier and continued: "I like Taotie very much."

After finishing speaking, the entire dragon's soul seemed to be emptied.

He actually said that he likes Taotie.

He is not clean anymore.

Jiang Greed looked happy, bent his pretty eyes and leaned up to kiss him resoundingly: "I like you very much, too."

The little boyfriend's kiss finally eased the heavy blow a bit, and Ying Qiao reluctantly became less aggrieved.

He hugged Jiang Greed, seeing that he was still talking, he quickly squeezed his mouth: "It's getting late, go to bed."

Jiang Greed was forced to pout his little duckbill, so he could only say "hmm", and happily fell asleep with his tail in his arms.

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