We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Chapter 136

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He took his ID card and left home. They don't change it for me, I change it myself! "

"Isn't your name good?" Jiang Greed asked strangely.

"I picked it up myself." Xiong Kuang hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "My name is Xiong Sansan on my ID card, because my parents got married on March 3rd, to commemorate their marriage One day, you gave me such a name!"

Xiong Kuang's expression was very angry, obviously dissatisfied with this name for a long time.

"Xiong Sansan?" Jiang Greed raised his eyebrows, feeling that the name sounded familiar.

Xiong Kuang nodded heartlessly: "You don't think it sounds good, it sounds like a girl's name. And they like to call me Xiaosan Xiaosan at home."

"Do you think there are biological parents who would call your cub Xiaosan?" Xiong Kuang puffed up his face in anger, making him look more and more like a white and fat meat bun: "In fact, I have always suspected that I picked it up."

Jiang Greed: ...

He finally remembered where he had heard the name before.

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Isn't this the one who learned how to date someone's face-to-face relationship without learning the metamorphosis, but accidentally changed back to his original form, was sent to the zoo by an unknowing online dating partner, and almost couldn't get it out... brother

He also used this brother's glorious deeds as a negative teaching material to scare Suannijiaotu, telling them not to indulge in surfing the Internet.

No wonder the zoo refused to let him go. It turns out that this brother is a panda monster.

Xiong Kuang was still pouring out bitter water, Jiang Li had no intention of poking his sore feet, so he could only show an embarrassed but polite smile.

It's just that the oolong in the zoo is too funny, Jiang Li now thinks of the panda's naive look when he sees Xiong Kuang's face. Then I couldn't help but want to laugh.

He moved his gaze away without any trace, and tried hard to hold back his smile.

During the chat, the line gradually shortened. When he arrived at Xiong Kuang, he didn't even open his mouth, and the staff at the window rejected him indifferently: "Xiong Sansan? Your parents told us that you stole your ID card and ran away from home, and wouldn't let us handle it for you." any business."

Xiong Kuang was so angry that Baozi's face turned red, and he refused to give up.

Then the staff called his parents face to face and informed them to come pick him up.

Xiong Kuang groaned, and didn't dare to whine anymore, so he ran out.

Don't look at him being chubby, but he runs very fast. Judging by his posture, he is determined to run away from home, but he doesn't know how well this brother has learned to change shape. Jiang Li has already begun to worry that he will become a national treasure in a performance on the street, and then be sent to the zoo again for tourists to visit.

Xiong Kuang's figure quickly disappeared around the corner. Seeing this, the staff shook their heads and muttered, "The cubs are really getting more and more rebellious now."

As he spoke, he took Jiang Li's materials neatly and went through the registration procedures for him.

The staff member Jiang Li was a bit unfamiliar, and he didn't recognize Jiang Li, or he didn't know the news and didn't receive the gossip. In short, he treated Jiang Li as an ordinary monster, which greatly relieved Jiang Li.

This is the best way to avoid too many unnecessary troubles.

It's a pity that just as he was thinking this way, the staff who came to take Jiang Chi to take a photo recognized him at a glance, and the smile froze on his face, looking stiff and fake.

Jiang Greed smiled at him politely; "It's troublesome, just follow the normal process."

The other party stuttered: "No, no, no trouble, I'll go right away."

After speaking, he politely took Jiang Chi to the back to take pictures. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

After all the formalities were completed, Jiang Lu took the receipt and the handout brochure, turned around and left with Jiang Lu, and heard the staff behind him let out a sigh of relief.

He couldn't help taking a photo of his face with his mobile phone, it wasn't scary.

How can you be so scared every time

This is probably a question he will never get an answer to.

After coming out of the Monster Bureau, Jiang Li took Jiang Chi to the prison and took a look at how the reforming Wu Wu was doing.

Although it is a plastic brotherhood, it is also a bit of affection anyway.

It is still necessary to see if the person is still alive. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

After Jiang Gree showed his ID, he went in with Jiang Chi. Before going to see Yu Wu, he also specially asked him not to leak anything about what happened today after returning home, and not to tell Ying Qiao for the time being.

Jiang Chi was a smart boy, he nodded when he heard the words, and agreed without even asking why.

Jiang Lu rubbed his head, took the fruit he bought by the way, and followed the staff to the prison area where Zhuo Wu was located.

Demons who have committed crimes and survived the crime will be imprisoned in the prison. In order to prevent them from escaping, the prison is divided into prison areas for management. The prohibition, as well as various monitoring equipment made by combining modern technology and magic, the imprisoned monsters can't easily crack and escape.

The environment of the cell is not bad. There is a private bathroom and TV, and you can play small games on the intranet. If you behave well, you will have the opportunity to go out and let the wind go. If you can take the crime and make meritorious service, you can even reduce your sentence.

In short, if you don't make troubles, you will not have any freedom when you stay in it, and the other benefits will be pretty good.

After all, there are only so many monsters left in the monster clan, and the bureau also gave them a chance to reform themselves, so they won't kill them all at once.

After Jiang Li and Jiang Chi entered the prison area, they saw many demons roaming outside, some maintained their human form, but most of them let themselves go and returned to their original forms, becoming unrestrained demons.

Wuwu is one of the free ego.

The trauma on his body has been healed, and the hair that was scorched by lightning has grown back. From a distance, it looks slick and smooth, much brighter than when we met in Sanshui Village.

At this time, he was lazily lying on a big rock, with his long tail resting on his chin, and the wings on his back were spread loosely. Two handsome male monsters were sitting on one left and one on the right, massaging his wings.

Zhu Wu enjoyed it very much, and he was still babbling: "Yes, be stronger."

"Pinch the left side too."

The two male monsters heard the words and moved to the left at the same time, and their hands collided. They stared at each other, and after dividing their respective areas with their eyes, they kneaded more diligently.

"???"

Jiang Greed couldn't understand, and turned to look at the staff in confusion: "What are they doing?"

This is for remodeling? Why do you enjoy watching it

The staff gossiped in a low voice: "Those two male monsters were relatively powerful figures in the fifth prison area before. They were the leader and divided into two factions. They have disliked each other for a long time. After Wu Wu recovered from his injuries, he also went to the fifth prison area. In the prison area, I probably haven’t seen ancient beasts. Some ordinary monsters in the prison area have filters for ancient beasts. Especially the two male monsters in the lead. They fought.

Jiang Greed: ...

Is it okay

"and then?"

"And then?" The staff showed an indescribable expression: "Yuwu didn't refuse, and told these two monsters that whoever made him feel comfortable with him could sleep with whoever... And that's it..."

If you are not full today, let the two licking dogs offer food to you. Tomorrow, when you are basking in the sun, let the licking dogs pinch your shoulders and beat your legs.

Life is very comfortable, but the more the onlookers look at it, the more complicated it becomes.

While the two were talking, Zhu Wu turned over, and when he turned his head, he saw Jiang Li who was coming. He jumped up suddenly, and was about to rush up to seek revenge on Jiang Li, when he saw Jiang Chi next to him. He hastily stopped his momentum and turned pale with shock: "I haven't seen you for a while, your son is already this old?"

After speaking, he said in a strange tone: "How long has it been since you grew up so big? Isn't your head green?"

Jiang Greed smiled: "This is my brother."

Zhu Wu snorted disdainfully: "Although this kid's facial features don't look like yours, his eyes and breath are exactly the same as yours back then. I won't admit my mistake."

Exactly the same bastard stuff!

One-sided, fierce and difficult to deal with, I still get angry when I think about it now.

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Lemon Cub: Why do demons like 梼杌? Is Taotie unworthy

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This is to make up for yesterday's update. I went home and took a nap yesterday afternoon and overslept, so I wrote it a little late.

The past few days are estimated to be running between the hospital and the family, and the update will be relatively irregular. I apologize to everyone, and I will try to update as much as possible when I have time.

Thank you for your understanding.

Ma Ma has finished the examination, and the problem is not serious, but she has to be observed for a few days before being discharged from the hospital, which should not last long.

After I am discharged from the hospital, I can adjust my schedule and update normally.

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Chapter 101

The four evil spirits in ancient times all came from extraordinary backgrounds. In terms of human beings, it is probably a dude from a famous family.

Zhuanwu is the son of Zhuanxu; Chaos is the son of Emperor Hong, and Qiongqi is the son of Shaohao. Because of their similar backgrounds and similar temperaments, the three often hang out together. The three of them are strong and tyrannical, and no one would dare to provoke them if they were picked at random. What's more, they often hang out in one place later, twisted into a black and evil force, and even more domineering and evil.

In ancient times, many weak demon and human races were afraid to avoid them, and they didn't even dare to call them by their first names, fearing that they would be heard to bring disaster, but called them "fierce".

Even big monsters who are powerful and not afraid of them, and who are afraid of the elders behind them, rarely take the initiative to conflict with them.

Only Taotie is different from them. Taotie's origin is not bad, but he was not taken seriously, and it can even be said that he was almost completely ignored. He comes from the Jinyun clan, his biological father is Zulong, and his biological mother is said to be the daughter of the Jinyun clan. The two met by chance, and after a lot of ups and downs, Taotie was born.

The dragon clan is sexually promiscuous, Zulong is merciful everywhere, and there are countless children left outside, so naturally he doesn't care about this