A cub, sneered and said: "There are still cubs, I advise you to pay attention to your wording. People who don't even have sex or life, you should worry more about yourself."
The author has something to say:
Longlong: People who don't even have sex or life deserve to laugh at me? You can't imagine my happiness.
Enlightened & Lu Wu & Tai Feng:? Eighty percent crazy.
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It's been a long wait, but it's not too late.
Today I had an appointment with the cute column avatar, I couldn’t help staring at the column for a long time and then time passed (
Chapter 130
On the video screen, the three little boys were sitting in a row on the sofa, playing the game concentratingly. When Ying Qiao mentioned them, he looked up and saw that Ying Qiao didn't want them to concentrate on the game again go.
Ying Qiao turned the camera back, looked at the three distorted faces in the small window that seemed to have eaten sour lemons, and smiled triumphantly: "Don't be too envious, if you work hard for a thousand or eight hundred years, maybe you can have a cub .”
A person who has no sex life and no cubs deserves to laugh at him
hehe.
As the saying goes, you don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you curse someone.
Ying Qiao's wave of full-score ridicule immediately filled up the hatred value, and the enlightened and Lu Wu who had no sex life really felt angry.
Taifeng, who has sex and lives but has no cubs, is even more sour, and gradually becomes eccentric: "Aren't they just three cubs? They're not your cubs."
It seems that some relatives don't have a few cubs.
You are so capable, but you gave birth to one yourself.
"That's right, wait until the day you are able to give birth and then come to the show, we will definitely pay for the milk powder." Kaiming immediately agreed.
"Let's continue to talk about yesterday's shocking changes in Taizi Lake. May I ask how it feels when the "little monster" you raise suddenly turns into a beast, Taotie? Is it stressful to fall in love with Taotie? Will there be a sense of crisis? Will you apply for legal aid if you are violent?"
Lu Wu accurately grasped the key point, and added a few words: "I can't get away from falling in love with Taotie? I don't believe it, you two have to fight first, whoever wins and whoever is on top?"
"..."
What kind of retarded speech is this?
Ying Qiao frowned in disgust, and snorted: "Jiang Li has a good personality and good temper. We haven't even quarreled since we fell in love. What kind of messy brainwashing bags are you all eating?"
Gluttonous cuteness, you don't deserve it at all!
Looking at the expressions of "I don't believe it's impossible, don't try to lie to me" on the faces of his friends, he snorted and said, "And we made up last night, and we may be moving to a new house after a while. I advise you to better Prepare double red envelopes in advance."
The faces of Tai Feng and the others suddenly brightened.
They are here to watch the excitement, not to deliver red envelopes to the abused dogs.
"I don't believe it, how can Taotie have a good temper?" This is a vicious beast that is notoriously unscrupulous.
Kaiming shouted to Taifeng from the air: "Taifeng, didn't you say that Hu Can arranged for them to have a blind date yesterday? Hu Can must know about Taotie's situation, right? Has he never mentioned it to you?"
The famous fierce beast in ancient times must be ugly, fierce, and edible.
How could Yinggou say it so well? !
Hurry up and slap him in the face!
If you look at Yinggou's proud face for another second, he will have a myocardial infarction!
@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
"..."
Tai Feng coughed dryly, and didn't have the heart to tell him that Hu Can had a high opinion of Tao Tie.
Hu Can once arranged a blind date for Ying Long and Tao Tie, and he only found out about it after hearing about Taizi Lake yesterday and going to Hu Can for verification.
He didn't know it before. Otherwise, he would have secretly laughed at Yinggou eight hundred times!
He and Hu Can have been partners for many years, and they have already reached a consensus not to discuss business affairs in private time. If there is work contact, it is also a business-like process during working hours. Usually, he and Hu Can are in a state of not asking each other about their work.
How could he have imagined that Hu Can would be so bold as to pair Ying Long and Tao Tie? And it happened that he really asked him to get the two of them on a blind date.
Thinking about it now, he still thought it was an anecdote of the year.
What's even more surprising is that Hu Can was also very surprised by this—because the publicity effect of "Ying Long and Tao Tie have successfully joined hands, and even the ancient monster has left the order. Are you still dating?" Shaoyao complained that the Family Planning Office conducted false propaganda in order to deceive everyone into dating. So it didn't take long for him to change to a new publicity plan and forget about the blind date between the two.
Who would have thought that these two would become a reality
God is still the most godly moon.
"Taifeng, why are you silent?" Seeing that Taifeng was silent, Kaiming shook the phone, thinking it was a video card.
Taifeng was riding a tiger, he didn't want to destroy his teammates' prestige and increase the morale of the dog, and he couldn't speak out of his conscience, so he could only falter and say: "Hu Can and Taotie are not very familiar either."
Enlightenment still doesn't give up: "Yinggou, you just made it up because we don't know Taotie well? If Taotie is really as good as you say, you won't be able to stick your tail up to the sky?"
In fact, the old dog lost contact for a day and a night. Maybe it was because of Taotie's friction on the ground, and his self-esteem was frustrated, so he deliberately avoided them.
Now for the sake of face, I still have to praise Taotie with tears in my eyes.
very pitiful.
Kaiming looked at him sympathetically, and said with hypocritical concern: "If only Taotie were as good as you said, I would like to give you a big red envelope to bless you."
"How big is it?" Ying Qiao frowned, showing interest in looking silly.
Now that Ying Qiao has been determined to be stubborn, Kaiming is not afraid to call up the amount of the red envelope, since he can't give it out anyway.
"Is 1314 enough? The unit is 10,000." Kaiming tried his best to restrain the excitement of wanting to see Yinglong's jokes: "Of course, this is a good wish as a friend. But if you are not happy or happy, you don't have to hold on, it's completely You can talk to us. We will never laugh at you." That's why hahahahahaha.
"Didn't you notice that Lu Wu didn't make a sound?" Ying Qiao was deeply worried about his enlightened IQ. How come there are nine heads, but no brains
"???"
Kaiming was baffled: "What's wrong with Lu Wu? Got stuck?"
"Lu Wu is much smarter than you."
Ying Qiao said, "I'll ask Jiang Li when he's not busy. Then I'll invite you to my house for dinner and introduce him to you formally." After a pause, he added: "Remember to bring red envelopes, enlighten you The one I got was 13.14 million, don’t forget, if cash is inconvenient, you can transfer it to the bank in advance.”
After speaking, he directly exited the group chat video.
@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
enlightened:? ?
He asked Taifeng and Lu Wu blankly: "What does Yinggou mean?"
so rigid
Taifeng & Lu Wu: ...
The two were silent.
Three seconds later, the two quit the group chat video at the same time.
Only the video interface at the end of the enlightened stare remains: ? ?
What's the matter
How about laughing at the dog together? @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
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Jiang Li and Qu An went to the prison first.
Both Long Yi and the Four Demons were temporarily detained in the prison for interrogation. After they brought him back, they didn't make a big fuss. Even though Long Bing and Mi Guofang knew that Long Yi had fallen into the hands of the Demon Management Bureau, they even inquired about it. But Long Yi entered the country illegally, as long as they don't admit that it was Long Yi they caught, they have nothing to do for the time being.
I heard that Long Bing and Long Yue got angry at the hotel and made dozens of phone calls last night. The three onmyojis from the Fusang Kingdom have nothing to do with them on the surface, they are relatively free compared to them, and they are also moving around to find out about Long Yi's situation.
It's a pity that he is locked in the torture room of the prison, and no one can find out any real news if he inquires.
The torture room is in the deepest part of the prison, and it is empty most of the time, and it will only be opened when there is a need to interrogate the vicious criminal.
Now Long Yi and the four demon clans captured by Nancheng are locked inside separately.
The prison in the torture room is a water prison with special restrictions. Not only can the monsters imprisoned in the water prison not be able to mobilize their power, they can't even maintain their human form.
When Jiang Greed passed by, he saw the black dragon lying half dead in the water dungeon covered with scars. A pair of bat wings on his back were torn off, and a lot of scales were peeled off, revealing a wound as deep as the bone. But the most serious injury was his docked tail. The thick dragon tail was snapped off by the root, and the blood from the wound stained the water in the dungeon red, and the soaked and whitened flesh and blood were exposed at the end.
When the person in charge of the interrogation saw the two, he quickly got up to greet them.
Bi An raised his chin: "Did they explain it?"
Not only the dragon will also be tried, but also the four demon clans in Nancheng.
What kind of organization is Ganpai? What is the purpose of contacting Long Yi and the United States? Why are they looking for Jiuding
They have to find answers to all kinds of questions one by one.
"Long Yi hasn't spoken yet. The four in Nancheng have explained a lot of things. But there is not much useful information. They don't seem to be core members."
According to what the four demons said, the Gan faction is a highly hierarchical organization. The highest rank in the organization is the leader Gan Jun, followed by the four land divisions. Further down, the ten heavenly stems are divided into "A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, Ren, and Gui".
Everyone in the Ganpai, they take it as their mission to restore the glory of the old witch gods. He hates the human race, and never claims to be a monster race.
And the four demons including Zhu Xi who were captured this time belonged to the last Gui level. They do not have a high status in the Gan faction, and this time they were only sent to perform tasks.
According to their confessions, the nun did not lie, and she and Gan Pai were indeed only in a temporary partnership.
Nuba has been looking for Jiuding, and Qian Pai did not know where to learn about the entanglement between Nuba and Gengchen, and they searched for Jiuding to no avail.