We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Chapter 182

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Yes, but I've watched his dramas, and I can't see any signs of plastic surgery. "

Jiang Li vaguely mentioned what happened last night: "I ran into him by accident. I did him a little favor. The ticket is a thank you gift."

Who knew that Xiao Xiaoyu was startled, and his voice was raised two degrees: "The one on the hot search last night was talking about you, right?"

Jiang Greed was confused:? ?

"What hot search?"

Xiao Xiaoyu explained: "Just last night's hot one, this morning it's still on the front row of the hot search list. Last night, many passers-by took videos of fans chasing stars and posted them on the Internet, saying that they ran into Bai You on Jiangbin Avenue , There are also a bunch of fanatical fans chasing him. When this matter was fermenting, Baiyou Studio also came out to speak out, confirming the formality of the video, saying that Baiyou sprained his foot while avoiding the pursuit of fanatic fans, and was filming in the hospital .”

Her tone was a bit indescribable: "Last night, weibo was chasing after people's illegitimate meals, dominating the screen all night. Baiyou's fans were also torn apart, and many people were watching the fun. Later, Baiyou came out Posted a message on Weibo to report his safety, saying that the sprained foot was fine, and also thanked a passerby who kindly sent him to the hospital."

Yesterday's hot search was all about thanking this kind passer-by. Xiao Xiaoyu looked at Jiang Li and suspected that he was the kind passer-by last night.

Jiang Li didn't have time to watch trending searches in the past two days. He didn't expect this to happen. He coughed lightly when he heard the words. He didn't admit it, but he didn't deny it either. Go and ask who wants it."

Seeing that he didn't want to say more, Xiao Xiaoyu didn't ask again, but said, "You really don't want to sell it? Otherwise, you sell me at the original price, and I'll give it to my little sister."

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Jiang Greed felt a little hot holding the three tickets now, seeing that she wanted to hand them to her quickly: "You don't need to buy them, I'll give them to you!"

He really doesn't want to be famous on the hot search.

Xiao Xiaoyu wanted to say something else, but was urged to go to lunch by Jiang Greed as soon as he opened his mouth, so he had to keep his mouth shut and accept the favor, thinking about inviting him to dinner next time.

When going to work in the afternoon, Jiang Li received a call from Ying Qiao.

Ying Qiao said to pick him up after get off work and go to dinner with him.

Jiang Li hesitated: "The fourth brother is still at home..."

You can't leave fourth brother alone at home and go on a date secretly.

There is only one result in the end-

That was the fourth brother who was furious and made a series of deadly calls to arrest people!

As a helpless little glutton trying to survive in the cracks between her boyfriend and her fourth brother, this kind of behavior that 100% intensifies family conflicts must not be done!

Sandwich glutinous rice is too difficult!

Hearing the hesitation in his voice, Ying Qiao smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will communicate well with the fourth brother. You are optimistic about the restaurant and send it to me, and I will go and book a seat."

"???"

The word "communication" is very inconsistent between Ying Qiao and the fourth brother.

With Jiang Li's understanding of the two of them, they would not be good communicators.

Otherwise, you can't meet and pinch.

He suddenly became more worried: "Let me tell fourth brother."

Don't fight again, or you will be overwhelmed when the big brother arrives on Friday!

"You work hard," Ying Qiao said confidently this time, "Don't worry, I can convince fourth brother."

"..."

Jiang Li was not worried at all, but before he could say anything more, the confident Ying Qiao had already hung up the phone,

How to do? more worried.

He quickly sent Jiang Chi a wechat message, telling him that Ying Qiao would pass by later, and if he saw two people fighting, he asked Jiang Chi to report to him immediately. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Ying Qiao, who was full of confidence, had already driven to the gate of Jianglu Community.

After parking the car, with a smile on his lips, he went upstairs to "communicate" with his brother-in-law.

Bi An is still reading.

He had already read two-thirds of the book in his hand, but the more he read, the uglier his face became.

After turning another page, Qu An finally couldn't take it anymore and closed the book, throwing this not-so-thick book on the coffee table.

What kind of stupid book is this? He suspected that Yinggou tricked him into buying this book to anger him.

He glanced gloomyly at the coffee table, and the title of the book was written in cursive script on the blue book cover: "Zero Score Boyfriend Counterattack Handbook"

At the beginning of this stupid book, someone had to do a questionnaire first. The questionnaire was full of 100 points, and Bi An scored a full 100 points in the test.

How complacent I was when I saw the score, and how angry I was when I saw the score analysis in Chapter 2! !

The score of this idiot questionnaire turned out to be negative! !

minus! ! !

The beginning of the score analysis is enlarged and bolded: This questionnaire is a negative score system. If your score is less than 20 points, then congratulations, you already have the qualities that a good boyfriend should have. Please boldly pursue it Thy lover, enjoy the sweetness of love;

If your score is less than 50 points, then you have just passed and there is still room for improvement, please continue to check for omissions and fill in vacancies.

If your score is higher than 50 points, or even close to the full score, please don't be discouraged and continue to look back. The author will teach you step by step how to counterattack from a zero score to a perfect boyfriend. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

The conclusion is: If you don't study hard, you can only be a bachelor.

Bi An held his breath and read most of it. While reading, he recalled his relationship with Chen Hua according to the book, and found that according to the standard in the book, he didn't do a single thing right! It's all wrong!

It's fucking outrageous!

Even if it's an exam, how many can you get right if you're blind

In the end, none of them were correct, and it was probably a problem with the book.

When Bi An was debating whether to read other books, the doorbell rang.

He went to open the door, and when he saw Ying Qiao, he raised his eyebrows, sneered, turned his head and walked into the room.

Ying Qiao followed in and closed the door. Sitting calmly and calmly opposite Bi An. His eyes scanned the books on the table: "The book arrived? How much have you read?"

"I haven't finished one book yet." Bi An squinted his eyes and looked at him critically: "Don't you fool me? Are these books useful?"

"What's the use of me fooling you?"

Ying Qiao snorted, glanced at the "Zero Score Boyfriend Counterattack Manual" that was thrown alone on the coffee table, and took the book in his hand: "Did you take the questionnaire? How many points?"

While talking, he flipped through the questionnaire, obviously very familiar with this book.

Bi An's eyelids twitched, the alarm bell rang, and he subconsciously wanted to grab it.

But Ying Qiao was faster than him, and turned directly to the chapter of score summary. Among the five score levels, the column of full score was heavily circled.

"???"

Ying Qiao was silent, and then looked at him inexplicably: "Full marks? How did you do it?"

He swept Bi An up and down with his eyes, and clicked his tongue.

The expression seemed to say that I didn't see it, you turned out to be a fool.

Grass mud horse! ! !

Bi An cursed a curse in his heart, and looked at him indifferently: "Do you also believe this kind of book?"

Ying Qiao: "If you don't believe me, why are you doing the questionnaire?"

He squinted at Qu An: "Do you know my score at that time?"

Bi An didn't want to know, anyway, it must be a lower score than him, otherwise Yinggou could be so arrogant

Shunfeng is as mad as a dog, he bah!

But he didn't answer, Ying Qiao could ask and answer by himself: "I only got fifteen points."

He raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and glanced at Qu An like a victor.

This is probably why he has a boyfriend, while Bi An can only be single.

Qu An: ...

He endured and endured, so he didn't violently beat people.

Showing enough sense of superiority, Ying Qiao put the book back on the coffee table, shook her head as if worried and sighed: "Your level, you must not be able to beat Senior Brother Chen Hua."

The future is worrying.

"What's going on with senior brother Chen Hua? Why haven't I heard that he has another senior brother?"

Hearing him talk about the topic, Bi An suppressed his unhappiness for the time being and asked.

"It all happened a thousand or two thousand years ago, of course you don't know. Chen Hua has been taught by his brother since he took shape, and the two of them have a very deep relationship. Then something happened, he thought he was gone, and cried All day long, there will be a tomb of clothes."

Ying Qiao looked at him with pity: "But just last night, the two met again by chance in the shopping mall. Chen Hua was so ecstatic that he took him home." Sleep may not be guaranteed, but there must be talks at night by candlelight."

Back from the dead, airborne, bamboo horse, big brother.

There are too many elements, and it sounds like someone who can't do it.

After all, he's just an ordinary, even a little bad, difficult client, that's all.

The author has something to say:

Longlong: It is not a shame to lose at the starting line.

Bi An: ... Get out!

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good night=3=

Chapter 142

The group with stinky faces, thinking about the scene of Chen Hua talking with the shit brother Bingzhu at night, wanted to call the door every minute.

Fortunately, reason stopped him, and he remained silent for a long time, then looked up at Ying Qiao where the old god was present, and sneered, "What else do you know? Say it all at once, don't hesitate."

If you don't have something in your hand, you are sure to hold him steady, and it's too late for the dog to hide from him. How could you come to the door so proactively

He folded his arms and looked at Ying Qiao sharply.

"I have been friends with Chen Hua for more than a thousand years, and he is my most capable assistant..." Ying Qiao crossed her legs, and did not let go easily under his staring eyes, and began to discuss the conditions leisurely: "It's about Chen Hua's past. As his friend and boss, it's always not good to tell outsiders about his private affairs."

He looked at Qu An with an expression of "do you understand what I said?", and continued to write lightly: "But there are exceptions to everything..."

Having said that, Ying Qiao paused and waited calmly.