We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Chapter 3

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This time Jiang Li didn't refuse again, and hung up the phone after saying "Hmm".

Jiang Li lives in Jiahe Jingyuan in Hanyang District, which is an old community in the past. However, the green environment is very good, and most of the residents are locals, and they are very kind. At that time, Jiang Li fell in love with it at the first sight, and bought a house in one go while taking advantage of the bonus. It now appears that he was doing the right thing. Switching to humans or some little monsters, owning a house, and having a stable job is already a very good life. Jiang Li is contented and happy, and is very satisfied with the status quo. It would be better if his stomach didn't tell him he was hungry all the time.

After returning home, Suan Ni crawled from his pocket onto Jiang Lun's shoulder and squatted down. He rubbed his hairy head against Jiang Lun's face, and moaned, "Fifth brother, I'm hungry." I didn't eat the steak just now full.

"You eat the small cake first." Jiang Greed gave him the packaged cake, and went to search for food by himself. The food of these humans was delicious, but to him, it was just a taste. If he really wanted to fill his stomach, he had to eat something with aura.

Jiang Greed rummaged for a long time and found the last five pieces of jade. This is what he paid a lot of money to buy back. He did the math, split the jade in half and turned it into ten yuan, so one piece a day was enough for him to eat for ten days until he was paid. He went to check the food in the refrigerator again. There were still quick-frozen dumplings and glutinous rice balls, and there was still a box of instant noodles. Suan Ni was enough to eat.

He swallowed a piece of jade in one gulp, calming his rambunctious stomach first. After carefully putting away the remaining nine yuan, he squatted down and touched Suan Ni's little head: "Do you want to eat beef dumplings today, or pork and cabbage dumplings?"

Suan Ni tilted her head and thought about it seriously, and said: "I'm tired of eating meat stuffing, let's eat something vegetarian today, let's eat shepherd's purse dumplings."

Jiang Greed got up to cook dumplings for him. Suan Ni ate half of the small cake, and kept half, and pushed it to Jiang Gree when he came over with dumplings. Jiang Greed pinched his younger brother's cheeks, and said with a smile, "You eat, I can't get enough of this."

Suan Ni's cheeks were being pinched, and her words were leaking, and she said in a childish voice: "You are too!"

Jiang Greed didn't argue with him, he took a mouthful on his own initiative, and fed the rest into Suan Ni's mouth. Suan Ni's mouth was stuffed, and a pair of big golden eyes stared at him unhappily. Jiang Li smiled and rubbed him, urging him to eat the dumplings while they were hot, and nestled on the sofa to play with his mobile phone.

As soon as he picked up the phone, Director Hu's call came in. Jiang Greed waited for a while before answering the phone with a smile.

Director Hu really came to ask about the blind date. He had praised Ying Qiao before that there was nothing in the sky and nothing on earth, and Jiang Li couldn't just say that Ying Qiao had a monthly salary of 3,000 and was a prodigal. He could only praise Ying Qiao according to Director Hu's words, and then concluded: "Ying Qiao doesn't think we are suitable."

"How could it be inappropriate?" Director Hu muttered on the phone: "I asked Yue Lao to read it, and Yue Lao said that your marriage line is on each other!"

Jiang Greed: "..." Isn't Yuelao in charge of human marriage? I've never heard of any big monster looking for a partner to let Yuelao see the marriage.

But with short hands, he couldn't refute anything. He just huh-huh perfunctory, and then listened to Director Hu on the other end of the phone delivering a long speech by himself.

Director Hu babbled on the phone for a while, as if he had suddenly figured out something, and said with a final word: "It's about the future of the Yaozu, and this matter must start well. I'll talk to Ying Qiao first, if it's really inappropriate , you two can act for a while, after our work starts smoothly, you can do whatever you want... "

Just as Jiang Greed was about to refuse, he heard him say again: "Of course it's not in vain. I'll send you the remaining 10,000 bonus."

"..." The refusal that reached his lips swallowed it back, and Jiang Li said, "Okay."

Director Hu hung up the phone with satisfaction, and a few minutes later, Jiang Li received a transfer reminder on his WeChat.

Jiang Greed looked at his younger brother with a curious expression on his face, stroked his little head happily, and said, "I'll take you to eat roasted pig's trotters tomorrow."

Suan Ni's eyes lit up, and she happily jumped onto his lap and rolled over.

Ying Qiao's news came at night, and Jiang Li didn't know how Director Hu persuaded him. Ying Qiao sent him a WeChat message: Hu Can looked for you? Why don't you make do with it first and deal with him

Calling Director Hu by his name directly, followed by an emoticon of frowning and impatient, probably very annoying.

His WeChat avatar is a golden dragon tail with golden scales and smooth brown tail hair. Jiang Greed opened it and looked at it, thinking that every snake clan yearns for the dragon clan, he murmured in his heart, and replied with his hand:... Okay.

Anyway, it's acting, and he's not at a loss.

On the other side, Ying Qiao replied with an "um", and asked him where he lived, and if he was free tomorrow, we would meet again.

Jiang Greed easily sent him the location.

Looking at the location sent by Ying Qiao, her thick black eyebrows were tightly frowned, thinking that in such an old and remote neighborhood, this little monster is too poor, maybe it is a rented house.

Chen Hua, who was doing maintenance for his scales, teased, "Hu Can is here to trouble you again?"

Hu Can is the last nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu. After countless monster clans disappeared in the world in ancient times, these surviving big monsters have some contacts with each other. The fox family is also good at making profits. After Hu Can took the position of director of the Monster Management Bureau, he has always been devoted to the revitalization of the demon clan with the heart of an elder, so he will come up with some moths from time to time.

Some time ago, he participated in several human forum meetings, and felt that the decline of the monster race was due to the small number. Look at the human race, although their lifespan is short and they don't know how to practice, they have a lot of people! It has been passed down from generation to generation, and has developed from the weakest race to a powerful race that fears neither gods nor ghosts. Even the surviving monsters like them have to rely on the luck of the human race to protect them.

Hu Can was very envious and decided to learn a thing or two from the human race. So there was the idiot rule of "monsters are not allowed to be single".

Chen Huadao: "It means that Taifeng is used to him." Jishen Taifeng and Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Fox are a Taoist couple, and now Taifeng is the director of Jiangcheng Demon Management Bureau.

Ying Ying snorted coldly, and after shaking the maintenance of the dragon tail after the maintenance: "I owe his personal feelings, this time it is good. I don't have to worry about it next time."

Chen Hua gloated and laughed: "If you play too much, you will be beaten sooner or later." After laughing, he wentssiping: "Did you really go on a blind date? Who is it?"

Ying Qiao shook the phone, glanced at him, and said, "It's a little monster of the lion tribe, but it's not annoying."

"A little monster from the Lion Clan?" Chen Hua looked surprised. He thought that Hu Can should at least find someone worthy of Ying Long? It's too shabby to find an ordinary little monster, no wonder Ying Long wants to beat him up, it's really unfair.

Ying Qiao thought of Jiang Greed secretly feeding his younger brother while eating steak, and his frown relaxed a little, and he said lightly, "Yes. I still have something to do, let's talk about it another day."

After speaking, he picked up the car keys and left. Chen Hua looked at his back, and murmured how he seemed to be in a good mood.

Jiang Lu and Ying Qiao made an appointment to meet the next day, but this time it was Jiang Lu who chose the place, and did not go to the expensive western restaurant last time. Ying Qiao thought about the last time the two had an AA, the little monster probably felt very distressed, it was rare that he didn't pick on the small restaurant, so he let him go.

The two made an appointment to meet at the entrance of the mall.

Jiang Greed was thinking about roasting pig's trotters, so he took Suan Ni out early. Today he was wearing a lemon yellow round neck short sleeve paired with beige slacks, and he had a shoulder bag slung across his chest, just for Suan Ni to stay in the bag.

It's okay during the holidays, he leaves early. When I went downstairs, I happened to meet two old men playing chess under the big banyan tree in front of the unit, and there was a circle of old men watching the game around them. There was a birdcage hanging on the tree branch above everyone's head, and a black starling was squatting inside. Jiang Greed has lived here for almost a year, and the neighbors in the community are familiar with each other. He paused, and then went up to say hello.

When he passed by, a game of chess just ended. Uncle Yao, who played chess, lived opposite him, and greeted him when he saw this, "Xiao Jiang is going out?"

"Well, I have an appointment with a friend." Jiang greedy replied with a smile, and asked casually: "Is this mynah new to you? Why haven't I seen it before?"

Uncle Yao was puzzled and said, "Isn't this the one in front? It has been raised for more than ten years. Haven't you seen Xiao Jiang? Your eyes are worse than my presbyopia."

"Really?" Jiang Greed laughed, and glanced at the black starling who was as quiet as a chicken in the cage: "I don't think this one can recite ancient poems anymore, so I thought you had a new one."

Uncle Yao's black starling has been raised for more than ten years. He is very smart and can recite several ancient poems.

"Xiao Hei suddenly stopped reciting poems in the past two days, and I was also surprised."

As soon as Uncle Yao finished speaking, he saw the black starling in the birdcage shaking his wings, puffing out his chest and stumbled to recite poems: "Bed, in front of the bed... Bright moonlight..."

Uncle Yao was overjoyed: "Yo, Xiao Hei hasn't memorized this for a long time."

The black starling became more and more full of chest feathers, and stumbled to recite poems. Jiang Greed glanced at it with a half-smile, said no more, greeted the uncles and left.

The author has something to say:

Director Gu (sincerely speaking): The two of you are not meant to be, it all depends on my spending money.

Ying Qiao:? ?

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赑屃: bìxì

suanni: suān ní

Taotie: tāo tiè

Forgot to mention, some of the monster settings in this article are private settings! A combination of various versions of myths and legends, probably not the same as the ones I have seen before~

Today, the little Taotie with five lectures and four beauties will save a lunch and send 100 red envelopes to the cutie in the front row~

Chapter 3

Jiang Greed deliberately left the door early, and when he walked slowly to the mall, he found that Ying Qiao was already waiting at the entrance of the mall