We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Chapter 33

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You've never heard of stuff, don't you try to trick us! "

He was beeping like a questioning machine, and his sister didn't have time to stop him, so she could only say angrily, "You are not allowed to talk."

Little Umbrella: ...

Where did I go wrong

"Oh... so it's still a black household!" Jiang Li immediately beamed with joy, and happily said to Qiao: "The black household can also get extra bonuses."

Ying Qiao has been watching silently. Seeing him happy now, he glanced at the door: "Do you want a bonus?"

Jiang Li immediately opened his eyes, and said vigilantly: "I found Tan Zhi, and according to the regulations, I can share the bonus."

He felt a little nervous, and glanced at Chen Hua, thinking that he had given up on eating alone, Chen Hua couldn't just give him no soup, could he

Bonuses can't take up the big part, but he can do the small part too!

"Of course it can be divided." Ying Qiao praised him eccentrically: "You discovered the case, and you also found the clues to solve the case. Of course, you deserve the most credit."

The little monster is so poor, he should be given all the bonuses.

He glanced at Chen Hua coldly, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, the boss will apply for a bonus for you."

Chen Hua: ...

I'm just a tool man with no emotion, whatever you say is what you say.

Seeing that they even talked about the bonus distribution on the spot, the Red Ghost Umbrella sister and brother didn't take themselves seriously at all, and they were immediately annoyed. The little man jumped up like a cannonball, jumped to the height of the chandelier and exploded suddenly, countless red spores rushed towards the three of them.

These spores were different from the ones wandering freely outside. They seemed to be conscious and very aggressive, forming a big net in an instant and covering the three of them inside.

Chen Hua snorted, a faint white light glowed around his body to prevent the spores from getting close, he drew his sword and hacked at the door.

The door was blocked so tightly, it was obvious that the real bodies of the siblings were inside, and they couldn't escape.

The spores couldn't get close to Chen Hua, so they turned to besiege Jiang Li and the two of them.

Ying Qiaohu stood in front of Jiang Li and coaxed in a low voice: "If you are afraid, you can change back to your original shape and hide in my pocket."

He has calculated well, the little monster's younger brother is so cute, so the little monster's original form must be even cuter.

It's just a pity that the little monster never changed back to its original form in front of him.

"I'm not afraid."

Jiang Greed and him were back to back, making a defensive posture.

In fact, he really wanted to say to Qiao, if I change back to my original shape, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death.

Put away your dangerous thoughts.

Ying Qiao felt a little regretful when he heard his refusal. He could only turn his attention to these spores. Of course Tangtang Yinglong is not afraid of these spores, he can clean up these dirty things with a wave of his sleeves.

But he is just an ordinary snake clan now, so he must have a son of the snake clan.

While protecting Jiang Li behind his back, he spit out a mist of water from his mouth. The mist was corrosive, and when it met the spores, it corroded the red spores into a red liquid, which dripped down on the ground.

It's just that there are too many spores, almost covering the sky, and the small vacancy corroded by the water mist is quickly filled.

"Is this the ability of the snake clan?" Jiang Greed turned to look at him curiously.

Ying Qiao retracted the specially transformed Snake Xinzi, and didn't blink his eyes when he was talking nonsense—now he has grasped the essence of making up stories. That is three points true mixed with seven points false.

"Well, I'm better at controlling water, but it's not convenient to use it here."

Jiang Greed also nodded in earnest, "This place is too small to play well. Otherwise, I won't be afraid of them if I become my original shape."

The two made up a few sentences back and forth, neither of them questioned each other's words, and continued to concentrate on dealing with these spores.

Chen Hua had already opened the door in front of him. He kicked the door open, and saw two red ghost umbrellas growing on the bed in the master bedroom. The tall ones are up to the waist, and the short ones are no more than knees. The fungus cap is as big as a stone mill, and the whole body is glowing with ruby luster.

Chen Hua squinted her eyes, and her eyes fell on the dark red blood clot on the bed: "No wonder you can grow so big, Xu Meifang's blood alone is not enough for the two of you, right?"

Probably seeing that the barrier had been broken, the elder sister in the red ghost umbrella no longer pretended to show her fierceness and said, "Isn't it enough to add the three of you?!"

After speaking, I saw the mushroom cap split from the middle, and countless hyphae spewed out again, like a hunting net laid by spider silk.

Chen Hua sideways avoided, snapped two exorcism charms and stuffed them into the fungus cap.

When Fu Huo encountered mycelium, the fire swelled, and my sister screamed, and the dancing mycelium became even more crazy. Seeing his sister being bullied, the dwarf next to him condensed into a human form again, and rushed towards Jiang Li—

He had noticed just now that the one with the sword in front was the strongest, while the two behind were mediocre. Compared with them, the one who was white and clean was the best to deal with. The person next to him has been carefully protecting him.

Countless hyphae stretched out from his five fingers, ready to catch Jiang Greed before negotiating.

Ying Qiao saw through his intentions, and wanted to shoot as soon as his eyes turned cold.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Greed stepped forward to stand in front of him, and excitedly said: "Go and help Boss Chen, I will deal with him!"

After finishing speaking, she turned her head and smiled at him, revealing eight snow-white teeth.

The little monster was full of fighting spirit, so Ying Qiao had no choice but to retreat.

If the cub wants to show its strength, the parents can't stop it, they can only escort it from behind.

His eyes followed Jiang Greed, paying attention to him all the time.

Jiang Greed deliberately wanted to avoid Ying Qiao's sight. He looked at Xiaosan's eyes sparkling, and while leading him around with ease, he talked to him: "I heard that the mushrooms in Yunxing are very famous, especially Delicious."

Little Umbrella:? ?

What the hell is this guy talking about

Jiang Greed continued to talk to himself: "I have never been to Yun Province, nor have I tasted very fresh mushrooms."

A bad premonition floated in Xiaosan's heart.

Sure enough, I saw Jiang Greed make a fake move, looking like he couldn't avoid his attack, but actually went up to grab his hand, and then jumped up unexpectedly and gnawed on his head!

Jiang Li thought that the taste of this little mushroom must be very delicious, but who knew that it would taste bitter.

His face suddenly turned green: Bah bah bah!

so bitter QAQ

Xiaosan was frightened by him and subconsciously covered her head. Although his body is not made of flesh and blood, it is only composed of hyphae. But being bitten suddenly is also very painful.

He jumped and scolded: "Why do you bite people? Are you a dog?!"

Jiang Greed frowned, pooh-poohing in disgust and pretending to be innocent: "I didn't do it on purpose, you are so unpalatable, why should I bite you?"

After finishing speaking, he took another two mouthfuls to show his disgust.

Ying Qiao glanced at the messy battlefield in the master bedroom behind him, and then turned his eyes back to see the little monster fighting with the mushroom spirit.

His original worries disappeared immediately, and he was still a little dumbfounded.

Sure enough, he was still a kid.

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He stepped forward, first fed a strawberry candy to the frowning Jiang Greed, and then bent down to pick up the cursing little man.

Subconsciously, Xiao Umbrella was about to turn into spores and escape, but was horrified to find that she couldn't escape at all.

He kicked his short legs and yelled, "Sister, sister, I've been caught! Run!"

Chen Hua stepped on her sister, pointed at the little dwarf who was struggling desperately in Ying Qiao's hands, and said in a puzzled way: "That's it, you actually raised him?"

Red Ghost Umbrella: …

A hint of annoyance flashed across her face, and she said: "The winner is the king and the loser, if you want to kill, kill!"

Chen Hua tutted and said, "You don't understand. In a legal society, we demons also have demon laws. Even if we want to kill you, we have to go through the procedures first."

Then he said to Qiao and the other two: "Call work, take them back to the Demon Management Bureau."

After speaking, he took out a cage out of thin air, the cage was not very big, he put the siblings together, even put their real bodies into the small cage.

The small cage was about the size of a palm, and it was developed specifically to hold criminal monsters. He hung the handle of the cage on his fingertips and twirled it around, throwing out an exorcism talisman to burn the remaining mycelium and spores in the house.

The damp and gloomy feeling when I entered the door immediately receded, and the voices of distance rushed into my ears.

The sounds of neighbors walking upstairs and downstairs, the sound of birds chirping outside the window, and the whirring sound of the breeze blowing through the window lattice... All the isolated sounds came one after another.

The three left Xu's house, took the elevator and went downstairs quietly.

Jiang Li looked at his watch, it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening.

In the car, Xiao Suan Ni's head was resting on the outside of the backpack, her belly was turned upside down, and she was already sleepy.

Jiang Greed picked up his younger brother and made him sleep more comfortably in the bag.

Chen Hua always winked, and immediately said, "Let's take you home first, and we'll take care of the rest."

Jiang Greed originally wanted to follow along to hear how the siblings were interrogated. But when he thought about going to the Monster Bureau with him, he was afraid that he would reveal his secrets on the spot, so he quickly nodded in response: "Well, then Boss Chen will work hard."

Chen Hua subconsciously wanted to smile at him, but out of the corner of her eye she suddenly saw Ying Qiao's cold gaze, and forced her smile back.

The dragon with the old house on fire is really not to be trifled with.

The three got into the car, Ying Qiao and Jiang Li were still in front, and Chen Hua was behind.

The brother of the red ghost umbrella who was locked in the small cage was still screaming: "Where are you going to take us! If you die, give it a good time!"

Chen Hua clicked his tongue, stretched his fingers in and pressed him and poked him: "Be quiet, don't make noise, or I'll eat your sister right now."

"..."

The little man fell silent immediately.

Chen Hua conveniently hung the cage on the interior decoration of the car. As soon as the car started, the cage shook with the decoration, and the little dwarf rolled around in it, trying to scold but didn't dare to scold. like.

Jiang Greed laughed.

Suan Ni was awakened by the movement in the car, and got out of the bag