Jiang Li wanted to say something, but Ying Qiao stuffed him back the shoulder bag and the cold roasted pig's trotters, and pointed to the waiting police car: "Let's go, people are already waiting."
The two of them went to the police station, and it was already past one o'clock in the afternoon after finishing the transcript.
Jiang Greed looked at the time and said apologetically, "I didn't expect it to take so long. Do you have something to do this afternoon?"
"Let's go eat hot pot with you next time." Ying Qiao looked at the missed calls on the phone, shook the phone and made up a reason: "Today, the leader suddenly announced that he would have to work overtime."
Jiang Greed immediately showed sympathy in his eyes: "Then you go quickly, I will treat you to hot pot next time when I am free."
Ying Qiao gave a "hmm" and was going to take a taxi on the side of the road and go back to the mall to pick up the car. Jiang Gree waited for the car with him, and suddenly remembered the serious business that he hadn't talked about today, and said again: "By the way, what Director Hu said—"
He was stopped by Ying Qiao before he finished speaking: "Since the new regulations have been issued, it's not easy for little monsters like us who have no power and power to oppose too fiercely."
Ying Qiao put her hands in her trouser pockets, looked down at him, and said after deliberation: "... If you don't mind, we can pretend to be a couple for a while."
As if he was afraid that Jiang Greed would not like it, he thought for a while and added: "There is no need to do anything, just go out to dinner once in a while pretending to be a "date" and deal with Hu Can. It will not exceed half a year at most, and this rule will It won’t work.”
Jiang Li didn't think too much about it, he just felt that he had received Director Hu's money, and he was entrusted with loyalty. It's just that Ying Qiao didn't expect Ying Qiao to cooperate so well, and arranged all the back moves clearly. He swallowed back the words he had prepared, nodded and said, "Okay."
Although he bowed his head to the power of money not because he didn't dare to resist the rules, but the purpose of the two is the same, so it shouldn't be considered a betrayal of revolutionary friendship, right
Jiang Greed thought modestly.
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Ying Qiao: Exquisite dragons never eat roadside stalls—
Ginger Greed: Do you want to eat roasted trotters
Ying Qiao: ... eat.
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Chapter 4
It was past two o'clock in the afternoon when I got home. As soon as Jiang Tan entered the house, he saw a black mynah poking around on the balcony, buzzing with birds. It didn't seem to realize that the owner of the house had come back, and walked up and down on the security window of the balcony with two paws.
Jiang Li glanced at Suan Ni, who had just emerged from the shoulder bag, and saw Suan Ni leaning down, her golden cat eyes narrowed slightly, her black pupils forming a straight line, her hind legs resting on Jiang Lian's arms With a kick, he rushed towards the balcony like an arrow. He is fast. Before the black starling could react, he fell under his claws, fluttering in panic, and bird feathers flew on the balcony.
Suan Ni successfully hunted, biting the black mynah's neck gently, and with four thick legs upside down, he sent the prey to Jiang Lu with arrogance. Jiang Greed patted his little head in praise: "It's amazing."
Suan Ni was immediately happy, let go and threw the black starling on the ground, pressed it with one paw, and wagged its tail happily.
The panic-stricken black starling finally saw Jiang Greed clearly while struggling, and a human voice came out of his orange beak: "My lord, spare me, my lord, spare my life."
Jiang Greed lifted him up with his wings: "Aren't you the bird raised by Uncle Yao? What are you doing sneaking into my house?"
In the morning, he could tell that the bird in the cage was not the bird that Uncle Yao raised before. Uncle Yao's black starling is said to have been raised by his wife when he was still alive, and it has been raised for 13 or 14 years now. The average lifespan of a pet mynah is generally only about ten years. That black mynah is already very old, so old that a thick layer of rough skin has accumulated on its paws.
But the black starling in front of him is still young, his claws are tendon-colored, and the scales on the claws are tight and smooth. It looks very robust. What's more, this starling has clearly opened up its intelligence.
If you open your wits, you are a demon.
The Monster Management Bureau is very strict in the management of the monster races that are active in human society, and has set forty-nine rules as constraints. There is a rule among them: Monster clans that have developed spiritual intelligence are not allowed to pretend to be pets and approach humans.
This is to protect humans, but also to protect the monster race.
This black starling replaced Uncle Yao's pet with a cover-up, which was obviously a violation of regulations. Judging by his behavior, he probably has never been registered with the Demon Control Bureau, and he is still a black household.
Jiang Greed had caught many black households who did bad things before, so he was not so polite to this black household bird demon in his hands.
The black starling kicked his paws and yelled a series of pains and pains. Seeing that Jiang Li was still indifferent, he finally shrugged his head and said dejectedly: "My lord, please forgive me. I just want to come to worship the mountain, and I dare not have bad intentions."
When he was practicing in the mountains, the monsters on the mountain told him that if he met a big monster and didn't want to be eaten by him, he had to take the initiative to worship the mountain.
"Worshiping the top of the mountain?" Jiang Greed looked at him incredulously, as if asking if your family had just connected to the Internet: "Now it is a harmonious society, and worshiping the top of the mountain has long been out of the question. Have you registered with the Demon Management Bureau?" ? Do you have an ID card? What do you want to sneak into Uncle Yao's house?"
Black Starling: "???"
Probably because the amount of information was too much, the black starling couldn't accept it all at once, and his whole bird was stiff, as if dead. Jiang Li shook it impatiently, only to hear the black starling stutteringly asking: "The Demon Management Bureau... is, what is it? Isn't the ID card unique to human beings?"
There is no way to make a long story short for the first two questions, so Jiang Greed chose to skip directly: "Tell me what you want to do when you sneak into Uncle Yao first? Where did you get Dahei?"
Uncle Yao turned out that black starling was called Dahei.
"Big black...it's dead." Hei Bage didn't try to struggle any more, and said with a slumped head, "It's my mother."
Brother Hei said that his name is Xiao Hei, and he was enlightened not long after he was born, and he also learned to absorb the moonlight to practice without a teacher. He didn't want to stay at Uncle Yao's house anymore when he was enlightened, so he secretly gone. Relying on instinct, he found a mountain with more vigorous aura to practice, and several years passed in a flash. When he came out from the mountains to see his mother, he found that his mother was very old and dying.
The average life expectancy of ordinary starlings is only ten years, but Dahei has lived for fourteen years, which is a very long life among starlings. A few days before his death, Dahei began not to eat or drink. Uncle Yao took it all over the veterinary clinics, but all the veterinarians said that it was too old and had reached the end of its lifespan, unable to recover.
Uncle Yao was very sad, and Xiao Hei who was hiding outside was also very sad.
This is the first time he faces life and death. Dahei, who is not wise, doesn't understand much, but when Xiaohei went to see it secretly on the last night, he still felt his reluctance and concern for Uncle Yao.
Dahei was raised by Uncle Yao and his wife, and later his wife passed away, leaving Uncle Yao alone. The old man had no children, so he raised Dahei as a child, and this care lasted for nearly ten years. Uncle Yao is reluctant to part with Dahei, and Dahei is also reluctant to part with him.
"Uncle Yao has cancer, and he only has one year to live." Xiao Hei said in a low voice.
Jiang Li did not expect that Uncle Yao, who played chess cheerfully every day, would soon be dying of cancer. He froze for a moment, then looked at the unhappy Xiao Hei, and his expression eased: "You are afraid that he will be sad, so you pretended to be Big black?"
"En." The black starling with messy feathers landed on the ground, combed the feathers neatly with his beak, and said very solemnly: "Uncle Yao has no children, and he is kind to our mother and child. I have to support him until the end of his life."
"It's a good bird who knows how to repay you." Jiang Li flicked his head lightly, and said with a smile: "But you are like this, and you can't provide for Uncle Yao's retirement, can you? Uncle Yao will take care of you. .”
Xiao Hei obviously hadn't thought about such a complicated problem. He tilted his head to look at Jiang Li, and Huang Dou's eyes showed a trace of confusion.
"You go to the Demon Control Bureau with me to register first, can you change form?" Jiang Greed asked.
"can."
Xiao Hei is not very proficient in transforming into a human form. He looks like a young man in his early twenties, with a moderate build, with a bit of innocence and simplicity in his delicate features, which looks easy to deceive.
Jiang Gree sighed, took his own clothes and changed them for him, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to register with the Demon Control Bureau first."
Although he didn't know what the Demon Management Bureau was, Xiao Hei followed him obediently.
On the way there, Jiang Li gave him a general introduction to the Demon Management Bureau and related regulations, and Xiao Hei realized that now is no longer the era when the big monsters are called kings in the mountains, and now all the monster clans are under the unified jurisdiction of the Demon Management Bureau , Accept socialist education, abide by socialist laws.
The Jiangcheng Demon Management Bureau is about five or six stations away from the community. The two took the subway there. When they arrived in front of the administrative building of the Demon Management Bureau, Xiao Hei was amazed and sighed. Greedy arms, looking around curiously.
Jiang Tan took him to register in a familiar way.
This administrative building is a combination of demon and human monks.