We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Chapter 62

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Do you think Yuwan Plaza is not worthy of your noble status? If you have the ability, go back to your own community and jump. Don't think we don't know, you were reported for disturbing the people when you danced in the community, right? I said that people like you have no quality! "

Jiang Greed: ...

He looked at Aunt Xu and then at the blushing woman, shrugging his shoulders silently.

He felt that there was nothing wrong with him here.

The woman was stunned by Aunt Xu, barely suppressed her anger, and said with a sneer, "Let's be honest, how much do you need to give up your position?"

Aunt Xu looked at Jiang Greed immediately, and said repeatedly: "Little comrade, who are you to criticize? They just want to throw money at people if they don't make sense. What's the matter? Am I short of your few dollars? You So if you have money, you have the ability to buy the entire Yuwan Plaza, and if you buy it, don’t you want to dance wherever you want? We will never compete with you!"

Jiang Li smiled awkwardly but politely.

Did not dare to make a sound.

He felt that this quarreling aunt was much scarier than a monster.

The woman obviously felt that Aunt Xu was too eloquent, she was silent for a moment, and asked: "If I buy the square, will the middle place belong to me?" @无限好文,全在晋江文学城

Aunt Xu:? ?

She turned to look at Jiang Li: "Little comrade, this square was built by the government, so she can't buy it?"

At this moment, she could see that this man was probably really a rich man. I'm used to being domineering at ordinary times, and I still have to fight for the C position when dancing in a square dance!

Several pairs of eyes immediately stared at Jiang Lu, who tried to maintain a smile, cleared his throat, and tried to mediate: "This square is so big, isn't it just right for everyone to occupy half of it? There is no need to fight so hurtfully. fight."

The woman sneered, and raised her head haughtily: "I am a majestic Jiufeng, how can I stand aside, I want the middle place!"

Aunt Xu couldn't help it again: "You are still a dignified Jiufeng, is Jiufeng very foreign? My dignified retired people's teacher is not as arrogant as you!"

Jiang Gu felt familiar when he heard Jiufeng, but before he was given time to recall, Jiufeng suddenly suppressed his smile, and said with a low face: "Don't toast or eat fine wine."

Aunt Xu: "What's the matter? You still want to hit someone? If you dare to do it, I will call the police!"

Jiang Greed: ...

He really had no experience in dealing with such disputes, and was trying to turn his head to think about how to turn their fights into friendships, when Jiufeng suddenly raised his hand, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

It is enchantment.

Jiang Greed looked around calmly, looking out from the inside, he could still see vehicles and people passing by on the road, but the sound seemed to be cut off. But if you look in from the outside, you probably won't be able to see them.

Aunt Xu didn't notice this at all, and she tried to argue with Jiufeng even though she had her waist in the way.

Jiufeng looked down at her, and her voice seemed to have a strange rhythm: "Give me the middle field."

Aunt Xu was very firm: "No!"

Jiufeng didn't seem to expect that she could refuse, so he stared deeper at her, and on both sides of her neck, the phantom of eight heads appeared faintly: "Give me the middle field."

Jiang Greed looked at the eight extra heads, and finally dug Jiufeng out from his long-term memory.

Human face and bird body, nine heads, are the nine phoenixes, the witch god.

In ancient times, there was no distinction between human beings and gods. In order to survive, the weak human race would worship the human race that was close to the human race or those who did not kill indiscriminately as gods.

Jiufeng is also one of the gods enshrined.

Jiang Greed had met Jiufeng before he was taken back to the Dragon Palace. At that time, he was so hungry that he wanted to eat anything. After meeting Jiufeng on a narrow road in the wilderness, the two had a fight as a matter of course. He bit Jiufeng's tail feathers bald, and Jiufeng chased him for a long time and almost broke his horn. Neither of the two settled well.

Jiang Greed looked at Jiufeng calmly, thinking that fortunately he was in human form now, and Jiufeng couldn't recognize him.

It is the natural instinct of the monster race to restrain their aura, especially the big monster is better at this. Unless it is actively exposed, no one will be able to see the roots when it transforms into a human form.

Jiufeng was still trying to cast illusions on Aunt Xu, but unfortunately she was used to direct fights, so she was really not good at deceiving people, and Aunt Xu was very obsessed with the venue, so she never succeeded.

Aunt Xu said "OK" for a while. Say "no" for a while, and jump back and forth between the two.

Jiufeng's expression became visibly irritable to the naked eye, and he said to the little demon following him: "Go, find me someone who is good at illusion! I don't believe that I can't handle her."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Jiang Greed, and took the time to say, "You didn't see anything."

There seems to be a universe flowing in her eyes.

However, Jiang Greed did not lose consciousness as she wished, and instead stepped forward to stop her: "Article 31 of the "Monster Race Code": Do not use spells on humans without reason. If you don't stop, I will report to you." It was reported to the bureau. Points will be deducted then."

Every demon registered with the Demon Management Bureau has an ID card, and there is a chip in the ID card. In addition to the basic information, there are 100 original points in the chip. Points are calculated on a ten-year cycle. If the Yaozu violates the Yaozu's code within ten years, points will be deducted depending on the situation. If more than half of the points are deducted within ten years, one-year training and education will be required. If all the points are deducted, not only will they have to receive re-education, but they will also be banned from living in human cities. Until the next ten-year point system restarts calculation.

Jiufeng stopped his movements when he heard the words, and looked at Jiang Li in horror: "Aren't you run by the street?"

Her expression brightly read: Damn it, the Street Office has also been infiltrated by the Demon Control Bureau

Jiang Greed put on an innocent look: "Yes, I'm just a clerk in the street office, and Aunt Xu invited me to mediate the venue dispute."

Jiufeng looked hopeless: "It's alright, alright, I won't compete for the venue, don't report it, I only have ten points left."

"..."

If one hundred points are deducted, only ten points are left, which is also very impressive.

Jiang Greed thought to himself that after so many years, Taotie has striven to be a good citizen, why Jiufeng's violent temper has not changed at all

Thinking back when he bit Jiufeng's tail feathers bald, Jiufeng chased him crazily for almost two months. Fortunately, Jiufeng couldn't beat him, otherwise he might be a hornless glutton now.

Jiang Greed trembled at this terrible thought, and said, "It's okay not to report, but you have to communicate with Aunt Xu well. Your dance troupe only has about ten people. Isn't it a waste of space to occupy the largest space in the middle?"

Jiufeng raised his chin: "The human race has enshrined me for thousands of years, so now I can't even have a C seat in the square?"

Jiang Greed tried to reason with her: "Now is the modern society, and the human race believes in science more, and everything is first-come, first-served. Even the big monsters have to queue."

Jiufeng: "When I buy Yuwan Plaza, I won't have to wait in line."

Jiang Greed: "If you do this again, I will report it."

Jiufeng hesitated for a second: "Let's go and line up."

Feeling unhappy after speaking, the nine heads turned around and stared at Jiang Greed: "If you threaten me with this again, I will eat you."

Jiang Greed was unmoved: "Threatening the staff and deducting ten points will start."

Jiufeng: ... grass mud horse.

"I was wrong, little brother, you should go now."

She even took the initiative to remove the enchantment.

Jiang Li, however, was as steady as Dinghaishenzhen. He didn't move his footsteps at all, and insisted: "The dispute between you and Aunt Xu has not been resolved, so I can't leave."

Jiufeng had a smile on his face, but MMP in his heart.

At this time, Aunt Xu also came back to her senses, and echoed: "Yes, the dispute has not been resolved yet, where did I just say?"

Jiang Li looked at Aunt Xu reassuringly, and said, "Ms. Jiufeng has realized her mistake and is not going to compete with you."

Aunt Xu was taken aback, and looked at Jiufeng suspiciously: "When did she admit her mistake? Why don't I have any impression?"

"Just now." Jiang Greed looked at Jiufeng and said with a smile, "Really?"

Gritting her teeth, Jiufeng stared at this little demon who was not afraid of death, and squeezed out words: "Yes, I have realized my mistake. I shouldn't bully others. This is still your place."

Aunt Xu was very magnanimous, and she immediately beamed with joy when she heard the words: "Hey, wouldn't there be such a fuss if I had realized this earlier? Then we are still here today, and you are next to me?"

Jiufeng reluctantly nodded.

Aunt Xu was very happy, praised Jiang greedily and said: "Sure enough, the little comrade has a way and can mediate. I will send you a pennant some other day."

Jiang Greed quickly said no, but Aunt Xu was very firm and said what she wanted.

Jiufeng's brain hurts watching from the sidelines, but he dare not do it again. He could only hold his breath and prepare to leave. But at this time, the little demon who she ordered to call people came back and brought two or three people with her.

"My lord, the person you want is here."

Aunt Xu's smile paused, and she looked at Jiufeng suspiciously: "What era is this? Why are you still doing things in the feudal era? What are you calling people for?"

She glanced suspiciously at Jiufeng and his group.

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Jiufeng glared at the little demons behind him, and said coldly, "Tell them to dance."

The little demon didn't know what happened, and hesitantly said: "Didn't you say that you will have a day off today and not dance? It's rare for them to have a rest, and they all went out to play."

Xiao Yao's words contained a lot of information.

Aunt Xu clapped her hands and said, "Hey, those members of your feelings are hired by money? I said why everyone dances so well, as if they are professional. Why do you think you are doing this?"

Jiang Greed didn't expect such a thing to happen.

He looked at Jiufeng who was blushing, and thought that the big demon also likes to dance