The bathroom door opened, and the fancy-dressed illusionist smiled at him: "What did you see?"
"I didn't see anything!" Qi Leren yelled something that innocent witnesses would yell.
He was telling the truth. At that time, the bullet screen in Qi Leren's heart quickly completely covered the scene in front of him, not to mention that the illusionist's skirt was really thick and heavy, and it was impossible to see how "she" took out the Women should not have organs that perform "drainage work".
The illusionist tilted his head and looked at him with a half-smile, with a dangerous light shining in his deep black pupils.
Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and hooked it on Qi Leren's chin. Qi Leren froze and couldn't even move. The illusionist raised his chin, approached his cheek and whispered in his hoarse and charming voice, "It doesn't matter if you didn't see it, I don't mind letting you take a closer look, right here?"
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Qi Leren still couldn't move, only one mouth could be opened. Smelling the refreshing fragrance from the beautiful woman in front, what Qi Leren blurted out was an unpleasant sentence: "Did you wash your hands just now?"
The illusionist froze for a moment, the surprised look on his beautiful face was actually a little funny.
Qi Leren was already awake, although he still couldn't move his body. The moment he looked into the illusionist's eyes just now, he shook his mind slightly, and then his body was restrained by an invisible force. It was obvious that the illusionist had done something to him. But he believed that the illusionist did not have any malicious intentions, after all, "she" was from the Tribunal.
The illusionist let go of his hand in disgust, glanced at Qi Leren and said: "Seeing a beautiful woman like me is not surprised at all, and she can still think about whether to wash her hands or not. She really is a gay."
People from Qi Le argued hard: "I have never seen a beautiful woman using a urinal in the men's toilet, but I have seen a transvestite who is a man disguised as a woman, thank you."
The illusionist showed a charming smile that turned all sentient beings upside down: "Stop raping you."
Qi Leren shut up for a second.
The illusionist walked past him, turned on the copper faucet, washed his hands, dried them with a clean handkerchief, and walked towards the door.
Qi Leren, who was left on the spot and couldn't move, shouted: "Hey, let me go! I am perverted standing in front of the men's toilet like this!"
He didn't want to be a perverted living sculpture standing in front of the men's toilet and thinking about life!
The illusionist stopped in his tracks, stroked his chin and thought for a while, his eyes lit up, he turned around and picked up the Qi Leren, and planted the person straight at the door of the women's toilet like a big tree.
Damn, it's even more perverted!
After the prank was over, the illusionist leaned back and had a great time. He raised his cane and poked Qi Leren's pale face: "Stand guard for the ladies obediently. This is your punishment for your ungentlemanly behavior just now. Bye!"
After finishing speaking, the illusionist walked away, leaving Qi Leren standing in front of the women's toilet, who looked like a pervert who was thinking about how to peep.
Qi Leren was convinced in his heart that he and Liang Zi, the illusionist, had grown up!
Soon, a passing young girl walked into the public restroom, and when she saw Qi Leren standing at the door of the women's restroom, she obviously showed a hint of hesitation.
Something must be done! Otherwise, your reputation will be ruined today! Under tremendous pressure, Qi Leren showed 200% of his acting skills. He stopped the girl first: "Sorry, excuse me. Can you help me go in and see my girlfriend? She hasn't been there for fifteen minutes." Came out. We... just had a fight, and I'm a little worried about her."
When he said the last sentence, Qi Leren lowered his eyes, vividly showing the loneliness and sadness of a person who is about to lose his love.
The kind girl agreed without saying a word: "You wait."
After speaking, she walked into the women's toilet, and came out after a while. Seeing the hopeful look on Qi Leren's face, she suddenly couldn't speak, and took a while to sympathize: "There is no one in the toilet, but the window is open... "
Qi Leren's eyes dimmed, and he said in a daze, "Really... Thank you."
"She should be gone, you should go too." The girl kindly advised.
—I really want to leave too, Qi Leren thought to himself, but he can't move now! I have to work hard to act in order not to be blamed for being "perverted"!
"She's always like this. She runs away when she gets angry, and comes back when she loses her anger...I'll wait for her, or when she comes back and sees that I'm not here, she will lose her temper with me again." Qi Le revealed With a sad and helpless smile, he perfectly plays a good man who tolerates his wayward girlfriend.
The girl couldn't help being a little envious of that capricious girlfriend who didn't exist. Having such a gentle, handsome and warm-hearted boyfriend still acts like a god, it's like being treated like a heroine.
The door of the women's restroom was pulled open abruptly, and the illusionist who went back and forth raised his chin coldly, seeing Qi Leren who was standing outside the door, sneered: "Why haven't you left yet?"
Isn't it because you messed up? ! Qi Leren complained about him in his heart, but he still showed a gentle smile on his face: "Wait for you."
"You're smart." The illusionist rolled his eyes, stepped forward and took Qi Leren's arm, "Let's go, I'm going to eat at that expensive western restaurant."
The moment he was held, Qi Leren's body regained the ability to move. He immediately cooperated with the illusionist, and smiled at the kind girl: "Thank you, goodbye."
The girl was still in the shock of being amazed by the illusionist, she silently said that she finally knew why his girlfriend could be so perfect—because she was so beautiful! But there was obviously no one in the bathroom just now. She was wearing this kind of clothes with limited mobility, and she insisted on climbing in through such a small window without going through the main entrance. What was she trying to do? Looking at the backs of the "couple", the girl fell into confusion again.
As soon as the "loving couple" holding hands walked out of the passerby's sight, they hurriedly put away their hands. The illusionist sneered, "The acting skills are pretty good, but you managed to get away with it."
"Excellence, honor. Your Excellency's ability to disguise himself as a woman is truly admirable." Qi Leren couldn't help laughing at him.
"Don't you dare? I heard that you were very flirtatious when you were cosplaying a flirtatious slut. You can't tell that you are a pure and unpretentious soft girl when you are doing sex-changing tasks. No wonder you are fascinated by that person." Comparing mutual harm, illusion Shi Ke never admits defeat.
After all, Qi Leren's skill is not as good as that of an illusionist, and he shuts up depressed after being poked in a sore spot.
He doesn't like the illusionist very much, and the illusionist doesn't like him too much, so it's better not to go together.
"Urgent urination, go to the toilet." Qi Leren said, turned and walked back.
"Waiting for you at the door." The illusionist pretended not to hear his intention to leave separately.
"… No."
"Why not? How about treating me to that expensive western restaurant?" The illusionist chuckled, "Don't try to run away, I won't give you the chance to escape the order."
The people of Qi Le had never seen such a brazen person before, and it took a while to be sure that he was not joking.
don't run? Just kidding, of course you have to run! And run skillfully! Qi Leren walked into the toilet and closed the door. After making some preparations, he activated the [Secret Observation] skill card without a word. With his five senses enhanced, he heard the illusionist outside the men's toilet door tapping the ground with his cane : "There are still thirty seconds, if I don't come out, I will go in, twenty-nine, twenty-eight..."
Thirty seconds passed quickly, and the illusionist kicked open the door, looking solemnly at the empty men's room. He didn't even need to open the compartment doors one by one to know that Qi Leren was no longer here.
Actually ran away? He obviously didn't hear the sound of climbing up the window sill. Did he use some kind of sound-cancelling skill card? The illusionist squinted his eyes, stood in front of the window and took a closer look, and sure enough, he found a fresh footprint.
"I really underestimated you." The illusionist said angrily, and strode out of the men's room.
At the door of the men's toilet, the man who was about to walk in suddenly saw a well-dressed beautiful woman coming out of it, and subconsciously took a step back. The illusionist who passed by him smiled and said confidently: "You go!" wrong."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, sorry, I went the wrong way!" The man hurriedly apologized, retreated without looking at it, and plunged into the women's toilet opposite, which aroused a burst of screaming and cursing in the women's toilet . The man ran away in fright, and was chased and scolded as "perverted" all the way, he was really wronged.
But the culprit showed no sign of apology, pressed down the delicate and gorgeous European-style top hat on his head, and left calmly.
After confirming that the illusionist had left, Qi Leren, who was squatting under the sink in the men's toilet and pretending to be a mushroom, heaved a long sigh of relief. [Secret Observation] was really powerful, and the illusionist didn't realize that he had been staying in the men's toilet all the time. never left. After all, Qi Leren was not sure that the sound of opening the window would not disturb him, so he simply left a footprint on the window sill, and took advantage of the skill card to hide in a corner that was not easy to see at a glance, holding his breath and waiting for the illusionist Can't find anyone to leave.
As a result, I successfully escaped a forced "date".
Thank goodness for that.