What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have

Chapter 14: Running away is shameful but useful

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As the engine groaned, Chen Tao drove away, suppressing the dirty words that Bain wanted to say.

For the first time, a look of horror appeared on Bane's face.

His intelligence estimate of Batman was seriously wrong.

What is that

He replayed in his mind what his eyes had seen in that second.

How could a human foot turn into a wheel

"you-"

When he realized what was happening, he immediately ran after her, taking out a headset and putting it on his ear.

"Zombie people! Cave people! Bird people!"

"We're here, Bane!"

Bane's men answered on the radio communication channel.

"The plan has changed. Everyone come and chase after people."

Subordinate:

Bain looked deep:

"I need to find out what the hell is going on at the bat."

Even though he was carrying four people, Chen Tao started running, no, he turned the wheels and ran, and Bane couldn't catch up for a while.

In his own world, the Batmobile was hated by everyone, so running away was of course a passive skill. Chen Tao tightened his gluteus maximus - his own liquid nitrogen sprayer.

"Oh my God!"

Killer Croc stared at Chen Tao's feet that had turned into wheels: "Bat, I didn't know you had this ability."

"Stop talking nonsense, Death Shooter, get ready to shoot!"

"… "

My name is Floyd Lawton, I'm twenty-seven years old, and I'm the Deadshot.

I am now being chased by a devil muscle man who is over three meters tall. He just killed three of my companions. I have no doubt that he can smash me into a cookie with one punch.

But I am not panicking at all now, because he can't run as fast as my horse.

"… "

However, there is still a problem now, a very, very important problem.

The name of the horse I'm riding now is Batman.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh—”

A huge rock flew over the head of the Death Shooter sitting on Chen Tao's left shoulder with a whistling sound, scaring him so much that his sphincter tightened.

Ta-da-da…

He pulled out his submachine gun and fired at the back. The recoil and jolt shook the flesh on his face like waves on the Gotham River.

Even with that bumpy shoulder, his bullet still hit Bane's eye accurately, forcing him to cover his face with his palms.

"We're going to be screwed!"

He shouted to Batman, "Why can't you just go up and fight Bane?"

Because you can't beat me, idiot.

Chen Tao said: "In order to protect your safety, I can't take care of you while fighting Bane."

The Cheshire Cat immediately showed an expression of a touched cat, although she was wearing a mask and it was impossible to tell what was on her face.

"It's okay, you don't have to worry..."

Deadshot glanced at the Cheshire Cat. Do you really believe his lies

He fell into deep thought. Batman must have a special reason, but now he knew too little information, so he was completely in the dark.

"Your feet..."

"Shut up, just take the bus, I'll figure out the solution!"

"you… "

Chen Tao's prostate drifted, barely dodging a boulder thrown by Bain, and said unhappily, "What's the matter again?"

"Look ahead!"

Chen Tao turned his head and saw several large buses blocked in the middle of the road ahead. Bane's men were standing on them, waiting for him to ram them.

"So, what can you do now?"

Chen Tao gritted his teeth.

"Super Baby" is a new restaurant that recently opened in Gotham City. In order to attract customers, the waiters here are dressed up as people with super powers, which is quite sexy.

Inside the store, two policemen were sitting by the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, enjoying a hearty breakfast.

"Ding ding ding... Help, the clown just robbed our bank, you have to..."

The older policeman and the younger policeman looked at each other and turned off the communicator nonchalantly.

"Ah, it's okay, Batman will catch the Joker back."

The slightly younger policeman said, "That's right. It's just a waste of time anyway. Why bother?"

They looked at each other, found common ground with the slackers, and then laughed...

"… "

"So do you want more orders?" the waitress dressed as Harley Quinn said impatiently.

As they ordered more, the older cop continued, "After all these years in Gotham, nothing surprises me anymore."

"Yeah, there's always work to be done. Do you remember when Poison Ivy robbed STAR Labs a few days ago, Gordon was in a hurry as if something big had happened? What about now? Hahahaha!"

"Yes, anything can happen in Gotham," the old policeman took a sip of beer, "even if I see a dinosaur wearing skateboard shoes on the street now, I won't be surprised. But how does the saying go, the sun will rise as usual, and Batman can solve everything~"

The young policeman froze.

"?" The old policeman looked at the dumbfounded young policeman in surprise.

"Look... look behind you!"

He turned his head and saw a huge green Tyrannosaurus Rex, at least 6 meters tall, walking across the street.

It was wearing a somewhat tattered uniform exactly like Batman's, revealing strong anthropomorphic arms and thighs, with golden spiked arm armor wrapped around them, and a mask on its head - although the mask looked like it wasn't on its dinosaur head.

In his left and right hands, he held several indistinct small objects, which looked like several people and a big lizard.

"???"

The lively atmosphere in the restaurant suddenly fell silent, and everyone stared blankly outside, watching the dinosaur's tail disappear around the corner.

The two policemen looked at each other.

“Hahahahahaha—”

"We are so dazzled. How could this happen?"

They patted each other on the back, laughed breathlessly, and then fell silent together.

There was a loud bang, obviously the sound of a rocket exploding.

The dinosaur came back with two more wheels on its feet, and was chased by three people with rocket launchers and a muscular man.

"roar!"

The two policemen looked at each other.

“Aa ...

Bang!

The door of the restaurant was opened directly, and a large number of guests rushed out screaming, successfully escaping the bill!

Two policemen ran out of the store, took out their small pistols tremblingly, and looked at the big green dinosaur on this street, which was blocked here and there, running back and forth from here.

Rockets were flying everywhere, bullets were flying everywhere, and the vehicles parked on the roadside were hit by rockets, flipped into the sky with a violent explosion, and then the muscular man jumped up and grabbed them and threw them at the dinosaur like a shot put. People on the street wailed and fled in all directions, leaving a mess everywhere they passed.

Look what you have protected!

The green dinosaur actually saved people while running away. He picked up a little girl who was almost hit by a fallen street lamp, and then picked up a middle-aged man who fell down. Then he abandoned them halfway, jumping left and right, as agile as a big ape. The four people chasing behind were furious, but how could they catch up with the long legs that slid out more than ten meters in one step

Finally, the big guy seemed to be irritated by the four people who were chasing him relentlessly, and he actually beat up two of the people holding rocket launchers. Before the two men were ready to escape and the muscular man came looking for them, the big green dinosaur escaped again -

He suddenly jumped up, and pushed the wall with the tire on his foot in mid-air. With the reaction force of the rotation, he rushed up the wall and jumped onto the roof, crushing a large piece of bricks and tiles. The four pursuers also climbed onto the roof. They chased and fled, and soon disappeared, leaving only two policemen looking at each other.

Someone nearby was wailing "My car!" The road was full of flames and ruins. A fire hydrant exploded, soaking the two people who were unable to dodge.

The older policeman sighed calmly.

"Okay, so what on earth just happened? Was that dinosaur Batman?"

The young policeman calmly replied: "Who cares? Our job is to clean the floor. Damn it, sometimes I feel like an NPC living in a game."

"I think so too!" The old policeman also joked, "If this world is a book, the two of us should be the extras in the book without even a name."

"Yeah, Sean!"

"That's right, Boris!"

They patted each other on the back, laughed breathlessly, and then fell silent together.

"Damn it, I have to work again."

"Yeah, Mom Fake."

"Wait, there will be superhero villains messing up the streets after we wash anyway, so does it matter if we wash now or later?"

"Hey hey - that makes sense! Let's go back to eat. I only ate half a bite of that donut."

So, the two strong-hearted old brothers, Tan Zhengxing and Stripes, quickly accepted all of this, simply wiped their heads, and went back to continue eating breakfast.