What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have

Chapter 18: A little surprise for Bain

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This is one of Batman's dozens of bat caves in Gotham City. There are such branch bases of Batman in every corner of the city.

The Mad Hatter sat in his cage bored.

He had been in this oval, oversized, transparent capsule cell for more than 16 hours.

After escaping from Arkham Prison, he originally planned to hold another super-sized tea party to recruit a few more powerful subordinates and then start causing trouble.

As a result, he had just gathered all his men and the cannon fodder who were mentally controlled by his hat when he was wiped out by the Death Shooter hired by Chen Tao at a high salary. All his men were taken away by police cars, and he himself moved into the luxurious room in the Bat Cave.

Fortunately, unlike his men who lost limbs and arms due to bullets flying from nowhere, he, the Mad Hatter, surrendered quickly when facing the police, so he was unharmed.

As expected, he was handed over to Batman again. As soon as he arrived at the Batcave, he was beaten up by Robin, who even asked him "What is your conspiracy" while beating him.

It's really unfair! He did have some plots, but he was caught before he could even carry them out. Why do you beat me for something I didn't do

Bang!

The lights in the hall were turned on and the Mad Hatter closed his eyes. It took a long time for his eyes to gradually adapt to the suddenly bright environment.

With a mechanical sound, the transparent door in front of him opened, and the person who appeared in front of him was Batman.

"… "

Chen Tao was thinking about how to get the other party to speak.

Of course, he didn't let Deathstroke capture the Mad Hatter for fun. He captured him because according to the comics, the Mad Hatter was in control of a...

Bang!

Just as Chen Tao was thinking, Robin beside him jumped up and punched the Mad Hatter in the face, then kicked him to the ground, took out a crowbar from somewhere and started beating him madly.

!!!

"Will you tell me?"

“Ahhhhhhh—”

"Say it or not, say it or not—"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The metal crowbar hit the Mad Hatter's head like an Ansai waist drum, making a dull and rhythmic sound.

Chen Tao was so scared that he secretly swallowed his saliva. Robin is indeed a psychopath! How did Batman teach his children? This is already a completely violent tendency!

The knocking sound was incessant, and even intertwined with the Mad Hatter's screams to create a rhythm. Reality is indeed not a comic book for all ages. Even Robin would not be a quiet handsome man when he was interrogated.

"Help me, I really have nothing to say!"

The more the Mad Hatter screamed, the more excited Tim seemed to become.

The 15-year-old Robin swung the crowbar like an epileptic, with a perverted smile on his face and drooling from the corners of his mouth:

"You filthy, disgusting, scum! I'm going to break every bone in your body, then grind them into small pieces and flush them down the toilet!"

But this may cause the toilet to clog (

Oh my god, what was I thinking

The Mad Hatter was crawling on the ground in pain, with snot and tears running down his face. He fell at Chen Tao's feet and grabbed his cloak.

"Stop hitting me, please!"

Tim hit him hard on the butt from behind, and Chen Tao saw that part of the crowbar seemed to be broken due to excessive force... Hmm...

The Mad Hatter let out a climaxing scream.

Damn it, I can’t keep this crowbar.

"Oh my God! What do you want me to say?" The Mad Hatter was going crazy.

"!"

Chen Tao suddenly realized that he hadn't asked the other party a question yet.

Stop it!

The Mad Hatter was shaking like a frightened hamster, and he wanted to flatten himself and stick to the wall of the oval, oversized transparent capsule cell behind him.

Chen Tao organized his words.

"Taiqi, don't be afraid. Because it's useless to be afraid."

As soon as Chen Tao said this, he wanted to slap himself.

"Although Robin looks a little fierce, he is still very kind at heart."

Tim slammed the crowbar on the ground with a loud bang. The Mad Hatter was so scared that he hugged his head and collapsed to the ground.

"… "

Chen Tao gave up trying to comfort the other person.

He got straight to the point:

"You captured the red bird that Bane's birdman used to spy on you, and you placed a tracker on it. You know Bane's location, Tetch."

"Originally, you gathered enough people and sent invitations to many people. You planned to play another perverted game of Alice in Wonderland. Then, you randomly found a capable guy, gave him Bane's address, and used him to test who Bane really was."

Chen Tao repeated the plot of the comic and carefully observed the expression on the other person's face.

Frankly speaking, he wasn't sure how far the Mad Hatter had progressed, nor was he sure whether he had already found Bane's location. But the Mad Hatter's reaction now was basically a confession.

It's safe, he does know where Bane is.

"Tetchy, my patience is limited."

Robin raised the crowbar again.

45 minutes later.

"Gordon, you have to act quickly, before Bane can react..."

"… Of course we need to use heavy firepower! We just need to hold him back and evacuate the residents, and then we should use artillery shells to clean up the area… Is the National Guard still short of… "

"That's right... Force Bane to fight you head-on. Be careful of his sudden attack... If he attacks the officers..."

beep-

Chen Tao hung up the phone.

When Bane finds himself blocked by a tank, the expression on his stern face will surely be very interesting.

“May God forgive you as you forgive others. From dust we come, and to dust we return… May your soul rest in heaven, extinguishing your labors…”

The funeral of the Angel of Death was very brief. Chen Tao and Robin stood at the other end of the cemetery, leaning on black umbrellas, watching the priests and Alfred dig a hole big enough to put the coffin.

In the original history, the Angel of Death took over Batman, whose spine was broken by Bane, and successfully defeated Bane. However, as time passed, he gradually degenerated into a villain, and was finally defeated by the returning Batman.

But now, this possible future has completely disappeared as the grave mounds grow higher and higher.

In fact, if you look closely, it is still the butterfly effect caused by the time traveler. The time traveler obviously will not catch criminals day and night like the real Batman. This gave the Angel of Death an opportunity. He carried forward the fine tradition of the Bat Family of "ignoring Batman's orders" and secretly wore Batman's uniform.

Then he was blocked by Bane. The next day, the headless body was sent back to Wayne Manor. This future big devil who spanned the entire "Batman: Knightfall" chapter died 4 hours after Chen Tao crossed over before he could grow up.

Chen Tao didn't think it was a pity. The Angel of Death had been brainwashed by the cult group "St. Dumas" for a long time, so his mind had been a little abnormal, otherwise he wouldn't have turned evil and fallen so quickly. Tim was very sad, because he had a good personal relationship with Jean Paul.

He laid flowers at Paul's grave and said, "Bruce, I have something to tell you."