What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have

Chapter 23: Green creatures

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"You will help me, or there will be no peace in this world."

Harley Quinn complained in her heart, "As if Bane, the Joker, Two-Face, and the Riddler are all good women."

"Even a lunatic like you still enjoys the feeling of being alive."

"How about giving me a little sweetener as a trade? Treat me to a day of spa treatment and send a signed photo of Batman to my little cousin, he's seriously ill."

Chen Tao walked straight past her and headed to the other side of the Batmobile.

Chen Tao counted silently in his heart.

3.

"Hey, Bat! I'm the only one who can..."

2.

"Bat? Batman?"

1.

"Okay, that's it. You're the boss no matter what."

Harley Quinn finally gave up and jumped right into the passenger seat.

The third-generation Robin Tim, who witnessed the whole thing, scratched his head madly.

"…Wait, Harley Quinn is coming with us?"

He stopped in front of Chen Tao and asked, "Would this be a good idea?"

"Not my first choice," he heard Batman answer him, "but we can't let her out of our sight."

"She might tip off Poison Ivy that we're looking for her."

"Ha! That's right!"

Harley Quinn said unhappily, she crossed her eyes and pressed her fingers on her temples, making a silly expression.

"A dangerous lunatic is right here! No one knows what she will do."

The three of them got in the car.

"Harley, I just need you to help me find Poison Ivy, that's enough, and we can handle the rest ourselves."

Chen Tao sat in the driver's seat and pretended to be operating the steering wheel.

He is not the real Batman and he cannot drive something called a chariot but actually a tank. From just now till now, it has been driven by AI.

"We're going to go somewhere first. Then we're going to go find Poison Ivy."

"Okay, okay. So, what exactly does Ivy want to do?"

"Based on the professional field of the kidnapped scientist Professor Goldblum, the ideas of Plant Master and Poison Ivy, as well as the Joint Research Institute for Advanced Superhumans and Star Labs were attacked."

"I came to the conclusion that they would have created the Swamp Thing by synthesizing the formula and turning it into a fast-spreading virus that would then cleanse the Earth and turn people into plant-animal hybrids."

"What? Ugh!"

Harley Quinn stretched her neck and made a disgusting exaggerated gesture, then said: "Uh, don't get me wrong, I'm not a racist-"

She stretched out her pale little hand and patted her chest, then continued: "I mean, some of my good friends are plants."

"Well, at least on the bright side, they're not going to kill everyone," Robin said.

"Maybe," Chen Tao replied, "but if they succeed, we're all doomed. We'll all live like plants in the future."

He glanced at Harley Quinn and said to her deliberately heavily, "And if there is any problem with their plan, even the slightest problem, within a few weeks or days, we will see the extinction of all life on Earth."

"Wow, that's amazing." Harley said seemingly unconcerned.

"But wait a minute," said Robin Tim Sandaime, "Why do they need Professor Goldblum, why don't they release the virus themselves?"

"Obviously, this is a shortcut." He quickly answered himself: "It may take several years, or even decades, to achieve genetic engineering. Once it starts, they can no longer become complete human beings. She is a congenital natural mutation, and he is a tree spirit from another dimension who came here to merge with ordinary people and finally succumbed to the super monster of the Green of All Things."

"Tree spirit from another dimension, are you kidding me?" Harry said exaggeratedly.

Chen Tao replied to Harley: "It's not like you haven't seen supernatural life forms, Clayface, Killer Croc, don't they..."

"Never mind," he said. "We just need you to help us find Poison Ivy."

The Batmobile drove around and around and finally stopped at the door of a dilapidated apartment building.

Slaughter Swamp.

Inside a wooden house.

All kinds of experimental equipment are available here.

mua~

Poison Ivy kissing Professor Goldblum.

"Oh, this is disgusting! This is abomination!"

The Plant Master is a walking tree. The lush vegetation and trunk make up his body, as well as his furry, green head with a pair of elf-like ears. At this moment, he stands by and pretends to be disgusted.

After a long time, their lips parted.

Professor Goldblum's eyes flashed green as he stood up stupidly, walked to the table, and began to synthesize the potion.

"You think I like this, exchanging saliva with him every 6 hours?"

Poison Ivy wiped her mouth and spat on the ground.

She said unhappily:

"If you have a better way to get him to listen to us, I'm all ears."

“Tsk.”

The plant master folded his arms: "Life is full of hardships."

“I don’t want the ordeal.”

"There are 7 billion people in this world. Our plan will be their suffering... at least a terrible suffering."

Poison Ivy said:

"No, our plan is to purify, to purify all organic matter on Earth, which is a very noble and righteous act."

"Noble and righteous, what an ironic word," said the Plant Master. "It was coined by a bunch of unsympathetic people who ignored other species and fought among themselves."

Poison Ivy said, "Yeah, they always talk about climate change, but aren't they the ones who caused it?"

At least on this point, she could reach an agreement with the plant master, which was the basis of their cooperation.

"In fact, that's what they did."

The Plant Master replied, "They are doubling greenhouse gas emissions, cutting down forests like crazy, ravaging the planet, and you once said, Pamela, and I quote, that humans don't care about any of this unless we force them to."

The two plant-based villains reached a consensus and smiled at each other.

The two stood together in front of the professor, looking at the grand blueprint of their plan:

"Well, once our virus activates, everyone on this planet will get a huge benefit: greening everything!"

Professor Goldblum fished a little white mouse out of the box with his rubber-gloved hands and pointed the gun-shaped syringe at it.

"You're going to feel a little... a little pressure. It's going to be alright, little one."

It injects the light green drug.

Witnessed by the two plant villains, the little white mouse gradually turned green, and finally green plants grew all over its body, turning it into a green mouse.

“It worked, it’s stable!”

The Plant Master exclaimed, his voice full of ecstasy, "Oh my goodness, look how beautiful he is!"

Poison Ivy also suppressed her excitement and held it in her palm: "Quick, come to mommy—"

The plant master raised his hands:

"This is no ordinary leaf rat, but a harbinger of a new era, when mankind's damn factories will be replaced by huge fir-like cathedrals - lush green will cover the entire earth - will burst -"

With a puff, the little green mouse exploded into a disgusting mass of green goo.