What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have

Chapter 27: weeding

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“Here they come.”

The plant master strolled out the door of their cabin and onto the large bluestone outside. Professor Goldblum and Poison Ivy were sitting at the table next to the bluestone. The old professor, wearing a gas mask, was synthesizing tubes of light yellow potion.

“I can feel it!”

Poison Ivy was typing away on the keyboard.

"They're getting closer!"

Poison Ivy picked up a bottle of potion and shook it, then shook it with a stirring stick and put it in the box.

"Would you please stop fidgeting like that? I need to concentrate."

She said: "We don't have these instruments when we get to Louisiana, so we have to hurry up and synthesize more raw materials!"

"Hurry up." The plant master said in a muffled voice, and he sat down on a stone nearby. "They are coming soon."

"We are here, come, take this road."

Harley Quinn pointed to a log bridge that went directly across the swamp: "I bet that across this bridge is Poison Ivy and her base."

Robin raised his leg and walked up, and Deadshot and the others followed. Chen Tao looked at Harley Quinn meaningfully.

"Oh, really? Harley? You can meet Poison Ivy if you cross this wooden bridge."

"Ah, yes, yes."

Harley Quinn nodded directly.

Batman was still staring at her.

"Um...what's up?"

stare-

"Hahahaha?"

Chen Tao smiled inexplicably and also walked onto the wooden bridge, which made Harley Quinn breathe a sigh of relief.

She deliberately lingered and stood behind the bridge, then silently said in her heart:

3, 2, 1.

boom!

Countless huge vines and tree trunks suddenly rushed out from the bottom of the lake. The wooden bridge under everyone's feet instantly turned into a winding wooden trident snake, which directly tied up everyone.

"What the hell is going on?"

All this happened in a flash. The Death Shooter subconsciously drew his gun and shot quickly, breaking five or six vines that were reaching out to him. However, he lost his balance because of the overturned wooden bridge under his feet, and was finally tied up tightly.

Buzz buzz buzz…

Harley Quinn tumbled away from her original position with a few nimble somersaults. "Don't waste your energy, Count Vertigo. I know your ability is more powerful the closer you get. It would be best if there was a solid with tightly packed molecules to help you conduct the sound in your head."

She pointed to the disgusting water source underground: "But you are now separated from the water source, which is a good conductor of sound. At this distance, you can't do anything to me."

Ms. Vic displayed amazing flexibility. She dodged the attacks of several vines by shrinking her body. Then she teamed up with the Cheshire Cat. The two women flashed their swords and the surrounding vines were cut off one after another.

But the next second, the wood under their feet taught them a vivid lesson about what it means for an old tree to bloom, and the two people whose feet were locked by the tree trunk were soon caught.

“Why… why?” Ms. Vic struggled and was caught by the vines in front of a big tree. The tree cracked in the middle, and a sharp, black hole opened on the trunk.

"What the hell are you doing, Harley Quinn?!"

Robin screamed, "I knew I shouldn't have trusted her!" He screamed like he was having a hysterical mental breakdown, while secretly holding the plastic bomb behind his back.

Only Chen Tao and the dog welder had an attitude of "it doesn't matter what happens". They let the green plants crawl on them and then tie them up like dumplings.

The pale-faced little girl folded her arms and looked at Chen Tao. He sighed. Harley didn't seem to see a trace of surprise on his face, which surprised Harley a little.

"Harley Quinn, what are you doing again?"

"What am I doing?"

Harry suppressed the strange feeling in her heart and replied, "It's just what you want, idiot."

"Because it's Thursday. And Thursdays are usually crazy."

Feeling that their trap had been triggered, Poison Ivy and Plant Master finally arrived.

"Harley?"

Poison Ivy said in surprise.

Harley Quinn came skipping over and said in a sickly sweet voice:

"Hello, honey, I'm sorry to be hanging out with Batman, but I had to make these guys think I was on their side so I could lead them here and into your trap. You can go ahead with your plan! Great, huh?"

Poison Ivy walked up to her and looked at him dully, as if she couldn't believe that Harley Quinn would say such a thing.

But soon, he heard Harry lean forward and say to her:

"Dear Pamy, please give up this crazy plan as soon as possible. It's really, really, really unreliable. Don't turn us all into vegetarians. There must be other ways. You are now tampering with the ecosystem and humans are not aware of it. I am sure that I can plead for you when you are tried because after all, your heart is just, even if you have killed some people. But please give up the plan, Pamy, my little cutie, my dear baby, please, please, please, give up the plan!"

"What? No! Harley, the Earth is dying, and I'm not destroying it, I'm saving it! Saving it from those who exploit it and those who use it—"

Harley Quinn's face drooped.

"I've been surrounded by these humans all my life, but we can change them, prune them, shape them, like gardeners, and I don't want to do it, but I have to—"

Harley Quinn had a sad face and sighed deeply.

"Well, you can't blame a girl for trying."

She jumped back, and two weed-killing micro-capsules flew out of her hands, landed on the trap, and exploded directly.

Huge trees fell down with wailing sounds, and Ms. Vic, Death Shooter and others escaped one after another.

Poison Ivy: Sluggish.jpg

Harry's series of back-and-forths confused her.

"These are special-purpose herbicides. You gave them to me, remember? Xiaohong."

Harley Quinn said: "I still think I should help them because of the lollipop incident."

Then she was immediately grabbed by the neck by Poison Ivy: I thought we were friends! "

"Xiaohong, friends can't let friends kill 7 billion humans, you..."

"Uh-oh."

Harley Quinn saw Poison Ivy raise her fist.

Bang!

Harley Quinn was punched in the eye and suddenly became anxious.

"Xiao Hong! I'm helping you!"

Then the two women started fighting.

"drink!"

Plant Master also rushed over. Death Shooter got up from the ground in a panic, took out two freezing grenades and threw them directly at him: "Damn it, everyone—"

"etc."

Chen Tao reached out and stopped him.

"Wait a moment."

"What do you want to do?"

The Death Shooter was speechless. He saw the two frost bombs falling on the Plant Master. With a loud explosion, countless frosts were created out of thin air. However, these frosts disappeared immediately in a short time and did not cause any harm to the Plant Master at all.

"Wait a minute. Do you remember? The weed killer."

"What do you mean?"

Before the Death Shooter could react, it started raining the next second.

In an instant, countless trees melted under the light green rain, and holes were corroded on the body of the Plant Master, who let out a hoarse scream.

Deadshot turned around and heard Batman say to him, "Why are you fighting? I'm going to pour herbicide all over the place and make sure even their farts smell like it."

My name is Bane, and wherever my tombstone is, I'm running toward it now, exhausted.

And while I was chasing lightning, putting out fires, and exhausting myself, Batman was gathering his strength, enjoying the spectacle, and waiting at his leisure in the center... waiting to crush me on my grave.

I knew I had to go after the man behind the scenes, the grim central figure around whom all this was raging—Batman.

But if you want to reach him... you must face this storm.

I am Bane, and I am in action.

There is no time to rest and no delay is allowed.