What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have

Chapter 28: A chaotic fight

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Alfred flew a bat stealth fighter and hovered over the Slaughter Swamp.

He put the plane into autopilot mode and poured himself a cup of coffee out of boredom.

“Ding ding ding…”

Hearing the message, Alfred walked to the screen, took a look, then stretched out his finger and pressed a button.

Soon, a voice came from the Batcomputer:

“The herbicide has been applied.”

"vomit!"

The plant master bent down and vomited a large amount of green sticky substance. His body was full of pits and dents, but it was gradually repairing itself.

"… "

The Plant Master was no fool, and he soon realized the solution. Layers of trees quickly condensed on the surface of his body, forming a hard wooden armor on his body.

The green herbicide dripped onto the body and could no longer corrode the delicate leaves.

The effect of salt water herbicide is not strong enough after all, Chen Tao sighed.

Unfortunately, it’s not that he doesn’t want to use strong herbicides such as acetic acid, cuprous oxide or glyphosate, but once the concentration and quantity of these chemicals increase to a certain level, they will all cause fatal damage to the human body without exception, and will cause inevitable and even irreversible damage to the environment and water sources.

Not only are there friendly forces in this area, but there is also a hostage like Professor Goldblum who is controlled by Poison Ivy's hypnotic kiss, and Chen Tao is not a Russian rescue team.

So Chen Tao shook his head.

"Let's do it."

"Yes, Batman."

So, the plant master stood up from the ground, covering his head, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw the crowd gathered around.

"Hehehe..."

"Hehehe..."

"Hehe..."

The Death Shooter has armed himself to the teeth with high-tech weapons.

The Cheshire Cat is holding a supersonic rocket launcher.

Count Vertigo placed his hand on his temple and slowly approached.

Ms. Vick stood in a tree, holding a surge gun.

etc.

Standing on a tree

The battle began with Ms. Vick's violent screams as she was pulled into the air by a vine.

“Ouch!”

Poison Ivy slapped Harley Quinn twice, punched her left and right, and kicked her upwards, and then the next second Harley Quinn grabbed her thighs and threw her to the ground, and the two girls hugged each other.

Then they continued to ride on each other's faces, punch each other, pull hair, and spit.

Buzz buzz buzz…

Count Dizzy stood up straight, his temples throbbing. The violent interference wave made Plant Master cover his head, and Death Shooter took the opportunity to fire an ultrasonic rocket at him, knocking him to his knees and covering his head.

The Cheshire Cat used its speed advantage to throw seven consecutive ice grenades at him, freezing half of his body.

Ms. Vick raised the surge gun, and a huge electric current instantly penetrated the plant master's body, causing him to scream.

"Seriously, Padme Aimee!" Harley Quinn rode on Poison Ivy's body, forcibly pried open her tightly closed legs, and tried to strangle her neck.

"Your plan is complete bullshit!"

"Uh-huh—humans will destroy the world!"

Poison Ivy rolled over, pinned Harley under her, and hammered Harley Quinn's arms, which were raised to protect her face, with her delicate green fists: "What else can I do?"

"I don't know! Vote for the Democrats, or give money to Greenpeace?"

"That's an organization that saves whales, idiot!"

"Aaaaah! Whatever, anything is better than us turning into walking plants!"

The Plant Master lay prone on the ground. Ms. Vic, the bravest one, rushed directly to his side and punched and kicked the Plant Master who was curled up on the ground. The Death Shooter stood beside him and kept pouring ammunition at the green giant, as if he wanted to vent all the frustrations of these days, as well as the confusion and fear about the future.

The Cheshire Cat was holding a knife, trying to chop off the plant master's neck. The woman wearing the cat mask was exerting force again and again, like an old farmer swinging a hoe in the field, turning over her own land with hope.

Ms. Vick is… uh, sawing off a leg.

"This time I want to collect the wooden man's ***!"

What's the point of collecting that kind of stuff!

"… "

Also can anyone tell me where the saw she has came from

Poison Ivy lay on Harley's back, and the two of them were entangled and fighting. Harley slammed Poison Ivy from behind heavily against a tree, then pressed her against the tree and punched her.

Poison Ivy dodged by dodging, and the attack went through her arm and hit her in the chest.

“Ah wow~”

Harley Quinn hugged her chest and then punched Poison Ivy in the chest.

“Ah wow~”

Poison Ivy hugged her chest and kicked Harley Quinn in the crotch. Harley grabbed Poison Ivy's hair and she stepped on her toes.

Harley Quinn returned an uppercut, and then the two girls punched at the same time, hitting each other in the face at the same time.

"Ah~Wow~Woo~"

The dog welder attacked. His fighting style was simple: he would rush forward and weld the dead dog in his hand to the enemy's face.

His behavior in public shocked the perverted behavior of others.

He lit up the welding gun in his left hand, and within just a few seconds, he welded the golden hair in his hand directly to the plant master's face.

"Woof!"

The dog welded to the enemy's face said, "Woof woof woof? Woof woof woof woof!"

“Get out of here!”

The plant master got up from the ground with an ugly look on his face: "You bastards, you don't understand the power of the green of all things!"

"You're an idiot, Harry, we could have changed the world—"

Poison Ivy rolled over and picked up a broken branch from the ground. "But you're too stupid to realize that!"

She swung the stick at Harley, but Harley quickly grabbed her arm and threw her over her shoulder.

Harry grabbed the stick:

"Oh, really? I'm smart enough to give you a good spanking—"

She played with the sticks with a crackling sound.

Poison Ivy stood up unhappily and snapped her fingers.

Woohoo…

The stick in Harley Quinn's hand turned into a wooden snake, and he opened his huge mouth to reveal a mouthful of sharp wooden teeth in the color of logs. Harley screamed and threw the stick in her hand away.

“No, this is cool!”

Poison Ivy said.

"That's not fair!" Harry yelled.

“That’s enough!”

The Plant Master suddenly broke free from the ground, pushing aside Ms. Vic's obstruction and breathing heavily.

He said:

"I didn't intend to use this. You forced me to do it."

Then he took out a tuber of the plant from his arms and put it into his mouth.

"vomit!"

He complained loudly: "It tastes terrible!"