What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have

Chapter 4: There is a big problem with this basic welfare

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The cells... are boiling! They are howling with joy!

Genes were knocked over like dominoes, and invisible illusory particles in his body kissed and entangled with the existence called reality, and then turned into each other's reality, presenting a vision that cannot be described by human language!

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… In the alternate universe of the Batmobile, Batman has put a piece of himself into every piece of technology that controls the world…

… He became part of the people’s lives, providing comfort and security for the sheep…

… but the sheep started a revolution, they didn’t want a safe place to live, these idiots just wanted freedom, with all the disadvantages that come with it…

I was systematically wiped from the planet, my electronic technology and physical personality destroyed...

… I can only upload my consciousness into this huge car body…

wrong!

I'm not the Batmobile! I'm not even Batman! I'm Chen Tao!

Chen Tao was immersed in the delusion for only half a second before he immediately came to his senses. Memories rushed into his brain in a chaotic manner, causing his temples to throb continuously.

etc.

Temple

It was so funny. There was no temple at all. Chen Tao lowered his head and saw that the wheel had replaced his arm, spinning on the ground.

There was a bang and the sound of glass breaking. Chen Tao wanted to turn his head - but there was no place to turn. He saw from the rearview mirror that his swollen body had smashed the glass door of the next room into pieces.

I turned into an SUV

"Hmm..."

A huge amount of memories are still being stuffed into Chen Tao's brain. This is the life of the Batmobile, love, hate, affection, revenge, all the unwillingness and sorrow. A kind of violent emotion surges uncontrollably in his heart, and he wants to destroy the entire Gotham!

He looked at the ventriloquist, and the desire to kill and destroy immediately surged up in his body. He suddenly wanted to bathe in the other person's blood.

Chen Tao felt that if he were living in an online game, he would probably have “morality -1, -1, -1…” constantly floating on his forehead.

"… "

"This is probably the side effect of receiving memories, complete mental pollution... Evil? But this doesn't conform to my moral values - what good will it do me to kill the ventriloquist?"

All of the dark and brutal emotions in Chen Tao's mind were swept into the trash can in an instant. The process was so easy that even he was speechless.

"I understand. Good Batman raises the moral ceiling, evil Batman lowers the moral floor, and I have no morals."

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He is not Batman at all, and he cannot agree with the other party's values, let alone understand the moral choices and struggles he has made in his memory.

Since I can't empathize with him, I won't be affected. It's like the trolley problem, everyone is thinking about who to save, but he is the only one thinking about how to take photos and sell them to newspapers to make money

These two are not on the same channel at all.

Of course, this is just because the Batmobile is too weak, the negative emotions are too few, and he can't empathize. If it were a stronger evil version of Batman, would the result be different

But for now, this is still unknown. Chen Tao quickly turned his attention to another question.

"Can I go back to the way I was before?"

As soon as he thought this, half of his body disintegrated into a dark red spot of light in an instant, and then re-condensed into flesh and blood. The memories that had been playing continuously in his mind also came to an abrupt end.

Maybe it took a long time, or maybe it was just a flash... Everything returned to normal, as if what just happened was just a dream.

Chen Tao rubbed his knuckles and confirmed that he had turned back into the normal Batman he was at the beginning, without even a single piece of his clothes being torn.

As soon as he thought about it, his left hand turned into the wheel of an off-road vehicle that kept turning, and then turned back the next second.

"As long as I want, anytime and anywhere, I can completely transform into that Batmobile..."

But after all - what good is the ability to turn into a super buggy

"Listen to me, I'm going to kill you"

And this Alfred Agreement... Never mind, my original plan sounds more reliable.

Chen Tao shook his head. It was never his style to leave the success or failure of a task entirely to unknown variables.

He turned his gaze back to the ventriloquist. Fortunately, he had driven out the hostages when he subdued the ventriloquist, and now the hostage was the only witness who saw him turn into a car.

The middle-aged balding white man stared at him with his big, blinking eyes, and the baby bat in his hand kept shouting encouraging words like "Yes, that's what a good dog should do!"

"Don't tell anyone what happened just now."

"Woof!"

"Speak human language."

"good."

Ignoring these details, his original plan had gone smoothly so far. The snowball had started rolling, and with the ventriloquist, he could finally hide behind the scenes and manipulate him to subdue more villains.

He can also use his identity as a ventriloquist and Batman's money to hire some international mercenaries. When the time comes, the villain army and the mercenary army will rush forward without any martial ethics. Even if Bane has three heads and six arms, he will be beaten into a cookie!

There is no such thing as personally taking part in the battle.

Even if I jump off Wayne Tower and die outside, I will never...

After all, he is a time traveler.

It is true that he likes Batman comics very much, but that doesn't mean he has to be Batman in real life.

Who would give up his vast fortune to vent his chaotic emotions on the streets like a bat late at night

He also taught teenagers to wear colorful clothes, not wear pants, and to be enemies with murderers and lunatics. Admit it, Bruce Wayne has been crazy for a long time.

But this time traveler is different. He is not a madman, he is a normal person.

At present, Chen Tao only wants to get rid of Bane, the murderer who knows Bruce's true identity, and then retire peacefully, and then live a life of drunkenness and dreams every day, wasting his last bit of energy on those socialites in Gotham City.

Yes, this is the life he wants to live!

Wasn't it for a life like this that he worked so hard in Hollywood in his previous life

As for what will happen to Gotham in the future...

He had thought it through. Did he really think that the Kryptonian in the Man of Steel and the 5,000-year-old demigod princess from the Amazon were just there to eat

Although after traveling through time, Chen Tao has not found Clark Kent in the Daily Planet in Metropolis, nor has he found antique appraisal expert Diana Prince in Boston.

But the Daily Planet already has Louis, and according to the time calculation, these two will soon come out to stir up trouble. So now he just needs to deal with Bane, at least to save his life before these two giants make their debut, and the wonderful life of a billionaire will beckon him.

As for those cosmic crises... At worst, he can be a spoiler dog. There are so many super-powered people and demigods in the Justice League. Could they be defeated and need an ordinary mortal like him to save the day

Chen Tao's heart is filled with hope for a comfortable life in the future.

But now, the first priority is to defeat Bane.

Well, to be more specific, now is the time for the ventriloquist to call for cannon fodder... ah, no, mercenaries.