To be honest, this is the Penguin's first visit to the Batcave.
Most of the time in the past, his communication with Batman was divided into two steps:
Step 1: Batman broke into his office and beat him until he passed out without saying a word. The process was extremely brutal and cruel, which frightened his men who witnessed the whole process.
Step 2: After the Penguin wakes up, he will usually find himself tied up in the Gotham City Police Department, with a file bag beside him filled with criminal evidence collected by Batman.
This is not to say that during his more than 10-year heroic career as Batman, he wasn't occasionally thrown into the Batcave for temporary detention before moving on to Step 2;
But most of the time, he was either beaten black and blue or in shock, so he naturally had no mood or opportunity to examine the furnishings in the cave...
Damn it, once I think back to the past, this damn bat cave suddenly becomes a little eerie.
The Penguin held the umbrella in his hand. It was his weapon, which contained deadly mechanisms and poisons, and could even be used as a submachine gun.
—But when facing Batman, this thing mainly serves as a psychological comfort.
It was for this reason that when Batman very kindly invited him to visit the Batcave half an hour ago, he quickly agreed to the other party's request.
Even though he had to be blindfolded, plugged, and then swung like a Tarzan between tall buildings by Batman like a yo-yo, he still walked into the Batcave sanely for the first time, didn't he
"What are you dawdling for, Oswald?" The Penguin turned his head and saw the ghostly figure of Batman appear beside him.
"… "
Hiss... Did Batman just gather half of his body from the shadows
It was as if his body was made up of some black sand... Am I seeing things
Batman looked a little strange, as if he was in some pain.
He reached out and patted the Penguin Man's shoulder. The Penguin Man confirmed that it was a human hand, which made him feel a little relieved.
"Let's go."
The Penguin continued to move forward nervously. What on earth did Batman want to see him about
Aren't we going to torture him later
As he walked, the following scene began to emerge in the Penguin's mind: he was tied naked to a cross by Batman, and his fat belly was whipped by Batman, leaving dozens of bloody marks.
Batman grabbed his hair with one hand, dripped candlelight on his belly, and shouted "Speak or not", but his mouth was stuffed with a ball gag, so he couldn't say a word...
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder with fear.
"Why don't you leave?"
"Yes, I'm sorry!!!"
"?"
After turning around the dark corridor, the ferocious giant dinosaur and the blue bat computer finally appeared in front of the Penguin Man.
He widened his eyes and saw the man standing in front of the computer...
That person, she is...
"Harley Quinn? Why is it you???" Penguin almost bit his tongue: "Why are you in the Batcave?"
He looked around.
"Poison Ivy? Killer Croc? And you, I remember you, you are Deadshot... Cheshire Cat, the famous rookie mercenary..."
His eyes turned to the ventriloquist crouching nearby, trying to disguise himself as a dog: "Arnold?"
"Hey, isn't it Oswald? Oh—how are you doing tonight, you wrinkled little prickly pear?"
Harley happily somersaulted in the seat that belonged to Batman:
"Whatever your day was like, I had a blast tonight!"
She climbed up onto the Batcomputer's console upside down, then took out a recorder and pressed a button. Then, the recorder began to play Batman's audio, which was obviously spliced together by her:
"I, Batman, want to have sex with bats!"
Harley said, "Try this again!"
She pressed the recorder twice more.
"The Bat→computer will immediately obey→Harley's→orders!"
Nothing happened.
The Penguin looked at a weirdo with a candle hood coming over with a tray of food and said in a weird British accent:
"I'm afraid I have to remind you, Miss Quinn, that if you wish to give a voice command to the Batcomputer, you must first say 'Hey, Batcomputer!'."
"Oh, I can't stand it."
Poison Ivy slapped her forehead.
She manipulated the green plants to lift Harley Quinn, who was stuffing a sandwich into her mouth while saying "Thank you, Candlehead, but I want to eat pizza", upside down from the Batcomputer and dropped her next to Killer Croc, who was feasting on a meal on the table next to her:
"That's enough, Harry! Maybe enough beef and roast suckling pig will shut you up."
"You want some beef shanks?" Killer Croc said.
Penguin thinks the world is crazy today.
"Oh, Batman, there's something I forgot to tell you last time. Dog Welder has been missing since the last massacre in the swamp, and I haven't been able to find him."
Penguin saw Robin sliding over on a sliding chair, "But it's not important anyway, right?"
He held a large piece of roast chicken in his hand and took a bite directly, then pushed off the ground and slid away again.
The ventriloquist was squatting nearby, with a bowl of barbecued meat in front of him on the ground.
Death Shooter sat at another temporary table, enjoying a Western meal elegantly. When he saw Penguin's eyes sweeping over him, he actually raised his glass to greet him.
"How... that..." The Penguin opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but what he wanted to say was stuck in his trachea.
"Relax, Oswald... We have something more important to discuss."
Chen Tao handed him a glass of champagne: "Would you like something to drink?"
The Penguin took it in confusion.
Chen Tao organized his words: "Well, the main reason I asked you to come here this time is because I hope you can help sell out the scarecrow."
"… "
"Impossible!" The Penguin's confused mind immediately became clear.
He said, "Don't you know the relationship between me and the Scarecrow?"
"He is my beloved friend and brother ally!"
The fat dwarf said righteously: "How can I betray him?"
Killer Croc watched the scene with interest.
Three minutes later.
"Five hundred million has arrived in your bank card."
The Penguin Man calmly read the bank account arrival text message and coughed lightly as if nothing had happened.
"I can help you trick the scarecrow."
The Penguin presented facts and reasoned: "But the problem is that Scarecrow is not a fool, nor is he a subordinate that I can summon and dismiss at will."
"Batman, why do you believe that Scarecrow can be tricked out by me?"
He said, "After all, Klein is a cunning lunatic. If we go looking for him without a legitimate reason, it will only alert the enemy."