After Cheng Yao finished chatting with Dong Shan, she looked at the time and found that it was already six o'clock. After thinking about it, she didn't have anything else to do, so she went home from get off work.
These few days because he was too busy, he didn't go out much, Megatron might be suffocated in the room. Seeing that the weather is good today, Cheng Yao took the dog for a long-lost walk.
Megatron was very excited to see the sun again, sticking out his tongue and running around, Cheng Yao could only follow by the rope.
Cheng Yao thought that she was well prepared for walking the dog. She is holding the dog on a leash, and she also carries garbage bags, paper towels and a small shovel with her. Dogs don't understand that they can't defecate anywhere. Cheng Yao thinks she is a good citizen and is always ready to shovel shit for Megatron.
However, she was still too naive, she didn't think that Megatron didn't need her to shovel shit at all, because it was the shit mover itself!
"Excuse me, may I ask where are the five buildings here?"
Cheng Yao helped the courier brother to point out the way, only to find out that Megatron, who was still excited just now, did not act as a demon. Cheng Yao was standing near the green belt at the moment, and the dog obediently put his head in the green belt and licked something.
Qin Qin's dog, to be honest, is a headache for Cheng Yao. Husky has a lively personality and amazing destructive power. He has never been able to stand obediently in one place when he goes out for a walk on weekdays. Today he can be so quiet Quietly, Cheng Yao is lying if he says he is not moved.
Dogs are really human animals. I have worked so hard with the case these days, even dogs are sensible and considerate...
Thinking of this, Cheng Yao's whole heart softened, and she couldn't help but bend down, wanting to stroke Megatron's dog's head.
However, for his rare tenderness, Megatron was not cold, it just continued to lick something on the ground focused and serious.
and many more-
With the angle at which she leaned over and the clearer perspective, Cheng Yao had a very bad premonition in her heart.
What is it that makes the dog lick so focused and selfless? What is it that can make the dog forget all the troubles? What is it that can make a dog unable to change his desire to eat even if he has tasted all the delicacies and imported dog food
There is only one answer—
It's shit! ! !
Megatron! ! ! Eating shit! ! !
Probably because his gaze was too hot, Megatron finally reluctantly raised his dog's head, and the dog fought between Shi and Cheng Yao for a while, and finally Cheng Yao defeated Shi, and Megatron chose Cheng Yao.
It's a pity that Cheng Yao couldn't be happy at all, because soon, Megatron stuck out his tongue that had just eaten shit, and happily jumped towards Cheng Yao, and was about to lick Cheng Yao...
Cheng Yao only felt that her eyes were darkened, her scalp was numb, and she subconsciously stepped back.
Dogs are indeed humane and intelligent animals. Cheng Yao just relaxed for a while, and slightly let go of the dog leash in his hand because he wanted to avoid it. Megatron, like a prisoner who successfully escaped from prison, took advantage of this moment and turned his head away. just ran away.
When Cheng Yao came to her senses, the dog leash in her hand had long since disappeared. In the evening, there was a high flow of people in the community, and when Cheng Yao chased after him, Megatron turned a few turns, blended into the crowd, and disappeared in no time.
—
Qian Heng had an appointment with a client tonight, and he returned to the rented house at 8:30, but at this point, there was no one at home, neither the dog nor Cheng Yao.
He remembered the property warning he saw at the gate of the community when he first entered the community.
Recently, many women near the community have been harassed by salty pig hands. This obscene criminal likes to commit crimes under the cover of night, and as he succeeds again and again, he becomes more courageous. Yesterday, a woman who was running at night in the community was attacked by him even She was almost dragged into a small bush and raped. Both the property and the police reminded all the women in the community to pay attention to travel safety at night.
Qian Heng tugged on his tie. Can't you see the obvious announcement at the entrance of the community? It's dark and you don't come home, is Cheng Yao blind
Do you want to force yourself to go out to find her
Thinking of this, Qian Heng snorted coldly, is it possible? How fantastic! One minute is equivalent to RMB 166.666 Infinite self, go downstairs to find someone to find a dog
Think beautifully!
—
Cheng Yao searched for the dog all the way in the evening and found nine o'clock, but she didn't even see Megatron's dog shadow.
On the other hand, my boss, Qian Heng, went downstairs to throw garbage five times in just ten minutes from 8:50 to 9 o'clock...
People like Qian Heng always feel that when he goes to the toilet, it is admirable that he can go to the toilet himself when he is busy with everything. So now she actually throws out the trash herself, this incident shocked Cheng Yao, and Qian Heng didn't know whether he fell in love with throwing trash or the trash can today, so he threw it back and forth five times. Cheng Yao simply didn't know what to say.
The first accident, the second emotion, the third surprise, the fourth habit, and the fifth Cheng Yao had to wonder whether Qian Heng had lost his mind. ?
Finally, when Qian Heng went downstairs to throw garbage for the sixth time, Cheng Yao couldn't hold back, and she yelled at Qian Heng: "Boss!"
I saw Qian Hengzheng stretching out two fingers reservedly, pinching the garbage bag carefully, and put a few napkins between the skin of his fingers and the garbage bag to avoid direct contact. The bag was thrown into the trash.
In this way, I obviously don't have any special love for throwing garbage and trash cans, and I don't know why I forced myself to go downstairs and throw it six times.
"Just leave the garbage to me, you don't need to come down and throw it away!" Cheng Yao doggedly said, "How can your noble hands be used to throw away garbage!"
Qian Heng glanced at Cheng Yao and snorted, "Of course my hands shouldn't be used to throw trash, but what about you? I haven't found you all night."
"I lost my dog!" Cheng Yao mentioned Megatron, very frustrated, "I really dare not tell my friend that I lost her son..."
"It's getting late, go back first, and print a dog hunting notice tomorrow during the day."
Cheng Yao insisted: "No, I have to keep looking. The husky ran away and couldn't find it. This dog is stupid." She glanced at Qian Heng, "Boss, you should go upstairs first. It's cold outside. I'll just find a good dog." go up."
However, Qian Heng didn't go upstairs, he stood in the night wind, his figure was tall and straight, his face was handsome, Cheng Yao couldn't help but wonder, is he going to accompany me to find a dog
"Do I still need to arrange for me to go upstairs?"
"..."
Qian Heng finally opened his mouth, and successfully let Cheng Yao know the truth of not being casual about YY's boss.
"I won't go upstairs." Qian Heng declared his position succinctly, "I've had too much dinner, so I'm going for a walk to digest my food."
All right, Cheng Yao thought, you are the boss, you are right in everything you say, even if you say you want to run naked now, I can help you undress to show support.
Cheng Yao gave up on Qian Heng's willingness to help, and was about to continue looking for the dog alone, but she heard Qian Heng speak again.
"If you beg me, it's not impossible to help you find a dog." Night Breeze seemed to make his voice a little unnatural. He raised his neck and looked at the small bushes not far away, "After all, you are alone What if people find the dog in the middle of the night and wake me up because of the noise when they enter the house?"
What kind of dignity did Cheng Yao want? She immediately followed suit like a dog: "Boss, I beg you!"
As soon as Cheng Yao finished speaking, Qian Heng walked away.
He pursed his lips, turned his head and glanced at Cheng Yao: "Why are you still standing there? Let's go, find a dog."
—
Cheng Yao didn't expect much from the boss's joining, but she didn't expect that Megatron was actually found by Qian Heng in the end.
The dog was stuck in a fence in the garden landscape of the community. The fence was surrounded by evergreen shrubs, so if you didn't look carefully, you couldn't see a dog's head stuck in such a bush in the night.
It is naturally impossible to bother Qian Henggui's hands about pulling out the dog.
Without saying a word, Cheng Yao rushed forward and pulled Megatron out. Unfortunately, the dog didn't cooperate and began to twist around. went in. Cheng Yao used both hands and feet like pulling a radish for a long time, but she didn't pull out the dog.
"boss… "
Qian Heng said unhappily: "Look at what I am doing? Are you asking me to pull the dog?"
Hey, that's true, Cheng Yao thought, her boss is not only expensive, but also afraid of dogs!
This day, call 119, let the firefighters come and pull out a dog, it is really inappropriate, Cheng Yao thought about it, and suddenly she had an idea, she can call Gu Beiqing, he seems to live not far from here Yuan, after all, he is also a senior, so this should help!
And just as Cheng Yao started looking through Gu Beiqing's phone, Qian Heng who was standing by the side spoke.
"Who are you calling?"
"My senior!"
Qian Heng frowned, and his tone rose: "Gu Beiqing?"
"Yeah, he..."
As a result, before Cheng Yao finished speaking, he was interrupted by Qian Heng's movement. He suddenly took off the expensive haute couture coat, and then covered Megatron's dog head with the coat in a flowing manner. Cheng Yao Before he had time to say anything, Qian Heng pulled out the dog's head.
"Okay, there's no need to fight." He gave Cheng Yao a cold look, "It's too hypocritical to ask someone to come out in the middle of the night just to pull out a dog's head. Besides, it's just a work relationship, so don't give any hints and room for imagination."
?
Cheng Yao looked blank: "What hints and room for imagination have I given people?"
"People will think this is your show of favor, and you are deliberately looking for an excuse to meet him."
Boss, are you thinking too much? ? ? Do you men have so much drama in your heart? ?
However, Cheng Yao was very moved by Qian Heng's help, especially she didn't ignore a detail, almost just pulled out the dog's head, Qian Heng threw Megatron into Cheng Yao's arms like a hot potato, he was really afraid Dog's, but in the end it helped.
"Boss, I will definitely help you dry clean your clothes!"
As soon as Cheng Yao mentioned the clothes, Qian Heng showed undisguised disgust on his face: "Don't, throw it away for me."
"The clothes are expensive!"
"I don't want the things the dog touched." Qian Heng looked disgusted, "Put the clothes away from me."
Cheng Yao glanced at Qian Heng, and tentatively asked: "Is it because you are afraid of dogs that you don't want anything that is related to dogs?"
Just when Cheng Yao thought that Qian Heng would not answer, Qian Heng pursed his lips and opened his mouth.
"I'm not afraid of dogs."
Why are you not afraid of dogs? The look in your eyes when you saw Megatron already explained everything! ! !
"I just hate dogs." Qian Heng snorted coldly, "Dogs are too dirty."
Cheng Yao just wanted to explain that Megatron takes a bath every day and is very clean, but only Qian Heng continued—
"Did you know dogs really eat shit?"
Cheng Yao:? ?
Qian Heng's expression was like reminiscing about a nightmare. He frowned his pretty eyebrows and showed an unbearable disgust expression: "When I was a child, I was chased for half a street by a dog that just ate shit. Since then, in my life In my heart, dogs are equivalent to shit, and things polluted by dogs, no matter how expensive, become shit."
Cheng Yao couldn't help asking: "Why, why do you pursue you so persistently?"
"What can I do?" Qian Heng sighed, with a little helpless distress in his indifference, "Maybe the charisma of his personality is really too great, even a dog can't resist it."
"..."
"I really don't understand, why do these dogs eat shit?" Under the night, Cheng Yao's distinguished boss asked in a tone like asking a century-old topic, and then he glanced at Megatron who had stopped at the moment, "But You dog is served with imported dog food every day, so you probably won’t eat shit anymore.”
"Boss, dogs can't change eating shit. Don't think that Megatron is an exception." Cheng Yao still had lingering fears about the scene of Megatron eating shit just now, and she couldn't help complaining for a moment, "Don't look at it like this, it Just ate a steaming pile of freshly baked shit…”
Cheng Yao hadn't finished the last word "it", Megatron rushed to Qian Heng with lightning speed, and then quickly stuck out his wet tongue, as if to thank Qian Heng for helping him pull out the tongue. Like a dog's head, he licked his right hand flatteringly...
At this moment, Qian Heng's face, which had a good complexion, suddenly turned pale, and then changed from pale to coal black...
He was shocked, stiff, petrified...
In Cheng Yao's mind, only what he said just now -
"Dogs are equivalent to feces, and things polluted by dogs become feces."
…
So boss, your hand that has been licked by a dog that just ate shit is already equivalent to turning into shit, should you cut it off or cut it off or cut it off
Cheng Yao felt that she could no longer look directly at Qian Heng's hand!