What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 140: Wine Five Woof woof

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Lu Yao was obviously much happier and became more active.

She looked at the golden wheel that was faintly visible behind Lin Fan's head, and couldn't help but be curious: "By the way, sister, I haven't asked you yet, what kind of magic weapon is the golden wheel behind your head?"

"Under the faint golden light, my sister looks even more noble and enviable."

Lin Fan: “…”

Magical weapon

Forehead…

He remained calm and said, "Sister, this magic tool is called a light bulb. It can adjust the brightness. Even in the dark, you can see things clearly."

Lu Yao: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a???"

"That's... That's good. Sister, you really have some ideas."

Light bulb

Can it glow at night

This... For those who practice Taoism, as long as they have a little bit of cultivation, who can't shine

Lu Yao blinked, but was too embarrassed to ask further questions.

“That’s a good idea.” Lin Fan also thought that this statement was nonsense, but if he said that there was a golden ring of merit behind his head at this time, wouldn’t he be asking for trouble

It’s enough to just mention it in one sentence.

Lin Fan is not a fool. In the Purple Mansion Holy Land, perhaps having the Golden Ring of Merit would bring him many benefits, but how about publicizing it

That would be fun. I'm afraid there would be countless enemies from the Purple Mansion Holy Land who would not want to see my rise and would try every possible means to kill me.

Most people don’t dare to kill with their own hands

Can't they just refine some puppets, train some death warriors, or find some lunatics to do the work

The Golden Ring of Merit does not mean absolute safety. On the contrary, to some extent, it will put himself and Qi Zixiao in greater danger.

Although it cannot be concealed for long, it may be exposed one day later.

"I'd better help you think of a solution now. If it is feasible, maybe we can quickly determine whether your lover can enter the Purple Palace."

"elder sister!!!"

Lu Yao blushed and said coquettishly: "Not my lover..."

"Yeah, I totally understand."

Lin Fan rolled his eyes.

Not my lover

I don't believe you, you little saint are so bad.

After he finished speaking, Lin Fan took out his "terminal". The reason why he chose to use the terminal to communicate was naturally to further arouse Lu Yao's interest in the Internet.

Then…

This guy applied to be a friend of "Come and have a drink" in front of Lu Yao.

"Who is this?"

Lu Yao was curious.

"Him? Um... He is a powerful elder in our holy land. In terms of combat power, even if we count the old man... um, including the Holy Lord, he is also among the top three of the previous generation!"

"If we can make him your lover's master, it will definitely save us a lot of trouble."

"Ah?" Lu Yao's face lit up: "Thank you very much, sister."

"Don't thank me..."

Lin Fan responded calmly.

You really don't need to thank me~

Although Jiuwu is the fifth uncle, his fighting ability is indeed top-notch. Qi Zixiao said that among so many disciples of the previous generation, only Mo Daolin and the ninth uncle Su Muxue were as powerful as him.

Not to mention Mo Daolin, the previous Holy Son and the current Holy Lord are naturally extremely powerful.

Who is Ninth Uncle Su Muxue? She is the previous Saint...

In other words, among the many powerful people of the previous generation in the Purple Mansion Holy Land, no one except the Holy Son and the Holy Daughter could suppress Jiu Wu, so his strength was naturally extremely strong.

But the problem is that Jiuwu is very capable, but he is a very "free and easy" person. Not only is he sloppy, but he is also superstitious. As for teaching apprentices... it's better not to mention it.

It is said that he had accepted several apprentices over the years. The first one was killed by someone when he was coming down the mountain because he drank too much...

The second one didn't die, but now he's drunk all day and does nothing but drink.

The third one? Not dead, not drunk, but the worst one.

Because now Jiu Wu's third disciple is responsible for brewing wine for Jiu Wu and 'Second Brother'... and constantly improving the recipe...

If Lu Ming became his disciple, he would be the fourth disciple

Cough cough cough.

Lin Fan didn't dare to say these things.

But among Lin Fan's current "connections", it seems that only Jiuwu can have a say.

What else can we do

You can't blackmail Mo Daolin and say that we know you peeked at female disciples when you were young, right

at the same time.

Jiuwu changed his appearance and was looking for disciples to play mahjong.

Fight in the 'Xianwang'

Come on!

After fighting for more than ten rounds, he was beaten like a dog every time, which seriously hit Jiuwu's self-esteem. He vowed to have other disciples practice in seclusion, and after "mastering the magical skills", he would go to the fairy network to seek revenge on those guys!

Then…

Beep beep.

"This voice... Someone added me as a friend?"

Jiu Wu took out the terminal and activated it under the envious gazes of many disciples in the alchemy room. In an instant, a virtual image was projected out.

"Saint?"

“This is too direct!”

Looking at the 'ID' of the person applying for his friend, Jiuwu curled his lips slightly, but still chose to agree.

Then... the voice is connected.

"What's the matter?"

"Uncle Jiuwu, are you still able to talk?"

"You said it! I'm playing mahjong here. Besides, they can't hear me."

Who is Jiuwu

If he wanted to block out the sounds in the area where he was, the people around him would naturally not be able to hear them.

Therefore, under the envious gazes of the other disciples, Jiu Wu kept his mouth open, but no sound came out, which seemed a little weird.

"That's good, Uncle Master, how about Qi Zixiao introducing you to a disciple?"

"I'm not interested! Isn't it good for me to be free? Why do I need to accept disciples?"

"Well, Uncle Master, you don't want your skills to be passed down to someone else, do you? What if you pass away one day..."

"Bah! I was wondering if you can speak? You're still a saint? I'm so young, why am I going to die?"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, Uncle Master, no matter what, there must be a successor, right?"

"I have a disciple!"

"There are three... No, two."

"It seems a little insufficient, right? Let me introduce this to you, it's the Ten Thousand Stars Body."

"Even if he is the innate holy body, I am not interested in him!"

"???"

Lin Fan was a little dumbfounded.

Lu Yao, who was standing by, was even more nervous: "This Fifth Uncle has such high standards..."

You are not interested in the innate holy body and the Taoist fetus

That is one of the strongest existences among all the holy bodies...

Even if it is a spirit body, it is hard to find one among millions of people, let alone the strongest existence among the holy bodies?

She couldn't help but worry about her brother Lu Ming.

“Uncle Jiuwu…” Lin Fan wanted to persuade him again.

"You don't have to persuade me! It's useless to say anything. Wait... Bang! Chicken!"

Lin Fan: “…”

"Uncle Jiuwu, you forced me to use this trick~!"

"Secret weapon? Oh, just use it!"

"You forced me to do this, don't regret it~!"

"Whoever regrets is a puppy!"

Lin Fan changed the subject: "Uncle Master, how about I play a game of mahjong with you?"

In the alchemy room, Jiu Wu, who was smiling, was suddenly stunned, and then said: "One? Who do you think I am, Jiu Wu?"

“Two!”

"Just two..."

"Five!"

“Woof woof!”

"It's settled then. I'll bring the person to you tomorrow morning."

Communication disconnected.

Lu Yao’s mind was full of question marks: “???”

"Sister, why did you ask this Fifth Uncle just now???"

"You don't understand."

Lin Fan remained calm: "Our Fifth Uncle is a bit playful..."

Lu Yao: “???”

Am I asking about the fun stuff

I'm asking him why he barks, okay

She vaguely sensed that something was wrong. This Fifth Uncle seemed a little unreliable~!

Lin Fan saw the change in her expression and knew he had to say something, so he said, "Sister, you are younger than me, so I think you are not as familiar with the affairs of this world as I am."

"So, you don't know that you should cater to different people according to their preferences~!"

"As the old saying goes, there is nothing that can't be solved by a barbecue. If there is, then have two barbecues!"

"Although mahjong is not barbecue, it is Fifth Uncle's favorite thing at the moment. If we cater to his preferences, we will naturally succeed."

"Also, don't underestimate this little mahjong. It contains the truth of life and the great principles of heaven and earth~!"

At this moment, Lin Fan suddenly understood why Qi Zixiao had deceived Dan Chengzi and others into trusting him so much...

What attracts these immortal cultivators the most? Of course, it is the great principles and truths.

"ah?"

"I see!"

Lu Yao's doubts were all gone, and she couldn't help but ask curiously, "Well, could you teach me how to play... mahjong?"

"sure!"

The next day, early morning.

Early in the morning, Lin Fan set off on the pretext of taking the Saint Maiden of Yao Chi to visit the Holy Land of Zifu. In fact, he had made an appointment with Jiu Wu and left Lu Ming to him.

During this process, Lu Yao was naturally very reluctant and had tears in her eyes.

But she also has plans.

After Lu Ming left, the team was missing a person, but she immediately used her magic to create a "person".

Although it is just an illusion, it is generally impossible to see it without a thorough investigation.

Moreover, in order to prevent any accidents, she asked for leave from Lin Fan later: "Sister, it's getting late, and I have almost finished touring the Purple Mansion Holy Land."

"Thank you for your hospitality, sister. I am very happy, but good times always pass quickly. Now, I will say goodbye to you..."

"Are you leaving now?" Lin Fan knew what was going on, of course, but at this moment he had to cooperate with the acting.

"Cultivating immortals is against the will of heaven, and I dare not waste too much time. I plan to visit the Holy Lord of your place alone later, and then I will leave."

"Well, in that case, I won't try to keep you..."

"That's right, sister. I'll take my leave now."

The two sides separated, Lin Fan took the two women back to Haoyue Peak, while Lu Yao settled the guardian disciples aside and went to Zifu Palace herself.

On the way back.

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining's minds are full of question marks...

What is going on

The Saint Maiden of Yao Chi came over, did nothing, just had some fun, and was about to leave

This... doesn't make sense!

What about causing trouble

Wait, that's not right!

The moment they set foot on Haoyue Peak, Chen Cheng was shocked and couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart.