Jiuwu was just about to go to Zifu Palace to return the phone.
But he was stopped by the Son of God halfway.
"Uncle-master." The Holy Son saluted.
"Are you waiting for me?" Jiuwuzhikong asked.
"That's true, Uncle Master. From what you just said, you actually said that Thousand Miles Sound Transmission is outdated?"
The Son of God looked polite and graceful, but he was actually full of doubts.
Is Thousand Miles Sound Transmission lagging behind the times
For tens of thousands of years, hasn't everyone been doing this? This is clearly the tradition of the immortal world!
Unless the distance is too far and the sound transmission jade talisman is needed, how can it be more convenient than the method of transmitting sound over a thousand miles
"You really don't know yet?"
"So, you don't have your cell phone anymore?" Jiuwu touched his chin and smiled: "Well, I'll tell you."
“This is a cell phone~!”
He took out his phone and used the "Remember Password" function to log into his account directly: "See? With this phone, I can contact anyone, of course, provided that the other person also has a phone."
"As long as you have a cell phone, do you still need Thousand Miles Voice Transmission or a Voice Transmission Jade Talisman? You don't need any of that!"
"Those contact methods are so backward, they are simply... eating raw meat and drinking blood."
Jiuwu shook his head, looking very proud.
"Let me ask you, if I can contact you easily, why would I need to use the method of transmitting sound over a thousand miles?"
"It's like two ordinary people, separated by a certain distance. Our method of transmitting sound over a thousand miles is just like an ordinary person shouting at the top of his lungs."
"But with a mobile phone, you can contact the other person just by opening your mouth~"
"Is there such a thing?" The Holy Son was also a little shocked.
He didn't know the specific functions of the "mobile phone", but the fact that it could easily contact others was still quite useful.
"You... are right."
Jiuwu put away his phone like a treasure, then glanced at the Holy Son: "This is something Qi Zixiao made, it's normal that you don't have it."
"I do have a few more here, but I can't just give them to you. Do you want them?"
"I want to find Qi Zixiao and take it myself!"
Son: “…”
"Uncle Master, I don't want it."
The Son of God said he didn't want any mobile phone.
"what ever."
I believe you damn well
Jiu Wu laughed and ignored the Son of God, then flew away quietly.
…
Returning to his cave, the Son of God was depressed.
"Qi Zixiao... What weird and strange thing did you get?!"
"Someone come!"
At the command, the waiting Dharma protector disciples immediately stepped forward and asked, "Your Highness?"
"Now, within the sect, there is something called a mobile phone... Go and find out, and bring one here. This Saint Son wants to see what it is."
"Remember, this Saint Son requires that you not expose yourself."
"cell phone?"
The Dharma-guarding disciples were a little confused, but still followed the order and left.
After they left, the Holy Son rubbed his brows alone, feeling very depressed.
“Why does everything feel so messed up?”
"There have been so many changes in the past month or so..."
…
Inside the Zifu Palace!
Mo Daolin lay sideways on his "throne" and looked at the person who came.
"Junior brother, speak."
Below, an old Taoist priest in a luxurious purple robe had a look of grief on his face and suddenly clasped his fists: "Brother!"
"Junior brother, I'm here to file a complaint!"
"Your beloved disciple, Saint Qi Zixiao, obtained a method of playing chess from the General Outline of the World's Dao Laws, and then revealed it to the public!"
"But this game called Mahjong is extremely evil. All the disciples who learn it become addicted to playing and neglect their cultivation. It is simply the source of sin and the root of all evil!"
"Not only that, the disciples in the alchemy room are so obsessed with playing that they have even forgotten their duties!"
"My disciples from Purple Bamboo Peak went to receive the elixirs, but not only did they not receive any, they were also driven out because they were too noisy."
"When Li Fu went to ask for an explanation, he was beaten up and thrown out by Fifth Brother. He... was also addicted to mahjong and couldn't extricate himself!"
The old Taoist in purple robe is the master of Zizhu Peak, Zizhu Zhenren.
At this moment, he felt very miserable!
Zizhu Peak is ranked high after all, but it was bullied like this. When he got the news, he was furious and ran to ask for an explanation.
result…
Well, from a distance, it turned out to be Jiuwu? !
Master Zizhu was dumbfounded, and did not dare to go to Jiuwu to make trouble. He originally planned to let the matter go peacefully, but when he returned to Zizhu Peak, he was shocked?!
The disciples of Zizhu Peak have actually learned how to play mahjong and are playing it with great enthusiasm!
This made Master Zizhu extremely uncomfortable, how could he bear it
But he didn't dare to make trouble with Jiuwu... because if Jiuwu got angry, he would really beat him up!
After thinking it over, I could only run over to Mo Daolin to complain.
"Is this true?"
Mo Daolin blinked: "This..."
"It is true, Senior Brother. I came here to ask you to order a complete ban on mahjong, the source of all evil and the root of all evil!"
"Fuck you!"
At this moment, a curse was heard, and Jiuwu rushed over: "Nonsense, destroying people's innocence, it's just bullshit!"
"Jiuwu, you!"
Zizhu stared angrily, "It's totally unreasonable, full of foul language..."
"What do you mean by foul language? You are the one who is foul language. Your whole family is foul language!"
Jiu Wu was extremely strong: "How did Mahjong become the source of evil and the root of all evil? Do you know that Mahjong contains the truth of life and can help my Purple Mansion disciples realize the great Dao?!"
"How long has Fatty Dan been at the peak of the Golden Core stage? After getting in touch with mahjong, he is now almost breaking through to the middle stage of the Nascent Soul!"
"Where's the Snow Girl? How long has it been since she broke through to the Spirit Severing stage? She's already in the middle stage of the Spirit Severing stage!"
"Why? It's because they played Mahjong!"
"Brother, this mahjong is really a good thing. It can help people like us who practice Taoism to regulate our body and mind, cultivate our character, and help disciples realize the great Dao!"
"If you ask me, it should be promoted widely. Not only the disciples, but also the elders and even the supreme elders should study it carefully."
"In the future, it would be best to practice on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and play mahjong on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays..."
"Jiuwu, how can you be so unreasonable!"
Master Zizhu was angry.
"You are still promoting such an evil thing? Don't think I don't know that you are addicted to mahjong and can't extricate yourself!"
"Your suggestion is clearly intended to shake the foundation of my holy land!"
"Holy Lord!"
He no longer called him Senior Brother, but called Mo Daolin Holy Lord, and said earnestly, "Holy Lord, please understand!"
"Fuck you!"
Jiuwu jumped up and down and started cursing.
A total ban on mahjong
How can this be possible? !
What am I here for? I am here to play mahjong with you and make a lot of money. If you ban me now, how can I win your treasure
Jiuwu would naturally jump out and oppose it wildly.
“That’s enough!”
Mo Daolin opened his mouth, and then his mood cooled down.
"Mahjong, from... General Principle?"
"How could what Zixiao said be false?" Jiu Wu squinted his eyes: "Some people are really pedantic and stubborn."
"Don't you think about it? If it is an evil thing, how can it be included in the general outline of the world's Taoism?"
True Man Zizhu was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, but for a moment he couldn't find the words to refute, and was so furious that he was fuming.
Mo Daolin: “…”
He didn't understand why, but he knew Jiuwu's character very well.
"One-sided statements cannot be trusted."
After cooling down, he said, "Let me experience it for myself."
"That's how it should be~!"
Jiuwu laughed immediately.
Master Zizhu: “…”
Jiuwu said again: "Brother, this mahjong game requires four people to play together, why not add Zizhu, and call Sister Su to join us?"
"I won't touch such evil things!" Zizhu refused.
Jiuwu looked disdainful: "Didn't you say this was just a toy? How come you don't even dare to touch a toy? You are still as timid as you were back then, no wonder you peed your pants."
"What did you say?!!!"
The hair and beard are all standing up!
Master Zizhu was immediately furious: "Come on! I will beat you so hard today that you won't even have any pants left!"
Mo Daolin: “…”
Inside the Zifu Palace.
A card game between the top bosses of Zifu Holy Land is about to begin!
…
at the same time.
After leaving the Zifu Holy Land, Lu Yao and his party finally returned to the Yaochi Holy Land through the nearest large teleportation array.
Recalling the instructions of 'Sister Zixiao', Lu Yao did not stop for a moment, and found many talented junior sisters from the Yaochi Holy Land, distributed the 'cell phones' one by one, and taught them how to use them.
Even a few elders passing by found it interesting and asked for one each to go...
As they left, the elders couldn't help but talk to each other.
"Senior Sister Tian, this little thing is really interesting. What's your name?"
"Just call me Tian Qi. I won't change my name. I've been feeling the bottleneck lately, and I want to take some time off. What about you?"
"… "
…
Bacchus Peak.
Fan Jianqiang is having trouble with his ID.
Jiuwu just passed by and handed the "cell phone" to Fan Jianqiang to distribute. Now he naturally wants to have some fun with it.
After much thought, Fan Jianqiang finally came up with a good idea.
"Since my junior brother is devoted to cultivating immortality, let's make a name for him and build momentum for him! There are not many senior brothers like me who care about their junior brothers~!"
Jiushenfeng Lu Ming~ID created successfully!
"Junior brother..."
Fan Jianqiang glanced at Lu Ming who was sleeping soundly in the cave, and said earnestly: "In the future, you must remember to thank me, your senior brother!"
Then…
This guy logged in, fumbled around, opened the 'user list page', and then started adding friends one by one.
No matter who they are, no matter if they agree or not, just add them when you see them!
After adding him, he didn't care about it, but posted a text status in his own "circle of friends".
Lu Ming from Jiushen Peak: "Many people in the world are attracted by immortality and are devoted to cultivating immortals, but who knows that the road to cultivating immortals is full of difficulties and hardships
Give up, learn from us, the disciples of Jiushen Peak, and just be an ordinary person, do whatever you want, and be happy every day, isn't that happy?"
Not long after I sent it out, someone responded.
Tian Qi: "My friend, your comments and opinions are too negative. The path to immortality is against the will of heaven. Without the determination to overcome all obstacles, how can one achieve immortality?"