What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 155: You become balder and stronger

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His physical body was so extraordinary that the strength of his physical body alone was enough to rival that of a physical cultivator in the Void Refinement Stage, and he might even be able to defeat them!

"ah?"

After hearing Dan Chengzi's words, Shen Suanzi suddenly woke up from his dream: "What?"

Lin Fan knew that he had put on his clothes, so he turned around and took a look. He found that the glass light was indeed all over his body.

Of course, the whole body cannot be seen, but the head, hands, feet and other parts exposed outside can be clearly seen. They look like colored glass and are glowing. It is obvious at a glance that they are definitely not ordinary things.

Lin Fan: “…”

What the hell

He was a little confused.

How can refining a flaming eye and golden pupil also lead to a holy body? Is there any necessary connection between the two

The fortune teller was even more confused.

He touched his shiny forehead and stared with red eyes: "The body becomes holy? What I want to cultivate is the eyes of fire and gold!"

"Although I did find that my body had become stronger before, but... how could my body become holy now?"

"It was an accident."

Lin Fan said quietly: "For you, it's not bad."

Dan Chengzi: “…”

The divine fortune teller sighed: "Alas, it is indeed not bad, but what I want is the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils after all, Your Highness... I know that I can't last forty-nine days in the alchemy furnace, so I will definitely not be able to refine the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils."

"Perhaps, being able to have such a physical transformation is already very good, but... I'm bald!!!"

The fortune teller suddenly let out a wail.

"Your Highness, I have discovered that I have become bald, like a monk, without a single hair on my body!"

"Not only does the hair stop growing, but there are no eyebrows at all. This is so ugly!!!"

The fortune teller was about to cry.

He didn't have the courage to vent before. He already thought of himself as a madman. If he continued to cry and laugh, wouldn't he really become a madman

But now, facing Qi Zixiao, the one who taught him the "Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils", the divine fortune teller could not help but complain.

"Originally, even if I can't say that I am a handsome young man, I am at least suave and elegant."

"But now..."

"well!!!"

A sigh, containing endless sorrow, makes anyone who hears it sad and anyone who sees it cry.

Dan Chengzi curled his lips and said, "Just you?"

"How can you put me in such a position?"

Lin Fan: “…”

I'm Nima!!!

Why are these two more narcissistic than each other

It’s okay to be a fortune teller, the appearance of the character is still okay, but he looks a bit weird, like a charlatan.

As for Dan Chengzi...

Why are you called Fatty Dan? Don’t you have any idea

But at this moment…

Lin Fan was speechless when faced with the divine fortune teller who accidentally became a saint by practicing the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils taught by Qi Zixiao, but was still sad because he had no hair.

How to say it…

From his perspective, the current fortune teller is indeed a bit different...

After all, without any hair, eyebrows, eyelashes or anything like that left, how could it not look weird

In addition, his whole body was glowing with lapis lazuli light at the moment. If you look at it from behind, his head looks like a "light bulb", which is much more like a light bulb than the golden ring of merit.

But he couldn't tell the truth at this time, right

Otherwise, wouldn't that be discouraging

Therefore, this fellow rolled his eyes and said quietly: "In the world of immortal cultivation, strength is respected. Even though you did have some good looks before, you can't increase your combat power at all."

"Now that you're bald and stronger, you should be happy!"

However.

After hearing what Lin Fan said, the fortune teller stopped howling, but his face was full of constipation...

It seems like he is wondering, what is the connection between becoming bald and becoming stronger

Or, is it better to be handsome and elegant, or is it more comfortable to be a bald man who has become holy in the flesh

Seeing this guy's expression, Lin Fan knew that he hadn't recovered yet, so he asked again: "I heard that few people have visited your Qifeng recently?"

"Your Highness also knows?"

The fortune teller was a little embarrassed.

"I won't do that anymore. If you go back now, you will be visited by many guests."

"Forehead… ?"

"Don't you understand? Just by looking at your appearance... if you just stand there and do nothing, people will think you are some weirdo."

"Not only that, it was previously rumored that you had driven yourself crazy, but now, your body has become holy, and with this appearance..."

"Won't all the rumors be broken on their own?!"

The divine calculator reacted...

“That makes sense!”

"So, I can quickly accumulate spirit stones again? Then, I can use the spirit stones to exchange for enough pills, and then I can continue to refine the Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils!"

Dan Chengzi: "(O_O)???"

Are you still practicing?!

If I continue to cultivate like this, I am afraid that I will become an immortal from a flesh saint? !

At the same time, Dan Chengzi also started to think about it.

"The Divine Calculator was able to sanctify his own body, and I have many more elixirs than him, so why... can't I?"

"How about..."

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became.

Lin Fan knew what he was thinking at a glance and couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Fatty, just forget it. Otherwise, you'll probably come out like a roasted pig with all the oil burned out."

Dan Chengzi immediately looked resentful: "Your Highness..."

At this time, the divine fortune teller also sighed and said, "Junior brother, you'd better not try it. It's really dangerous inside your furnace. I can achieve sainthood in the flesh, probably because I am proficient in deduction and have the instinct to avoid danger and seek good fortune."

"If an ordinary person goes in, even a cultivator in the Void Refining Realm would have to be refined into a human pill..."

"Is it not possible to think about it?"

Dan Chengzi was helpless.

"Just don't try it lightly."

The divine fortune teller cupped his hands and said, "Your Highness, Junior Brother, I think you two still have something to discuss, so I will leave first."

"Suit yourself." Lin Fan nodded.

Dan Chengzi naturally wouldn't say much.

but…

The next moment, he frowned: "Senior Brother."

The fortune teller turned around and said, "Ah?"

"The door is behind you."

The fortune teller: “…”

After the divine fortune teller left, Dan Chengzi was a little curious: "Your Highness, you said that the divine fortune teller can't see, but why doesn't he use his divine sense to see things?"

"Moreover, if he uses his Heaven and Earth Great Evolution Technique to infer, he wouldn't be so far away from knowing where the door is, right?"

Lin Fan remained calm, but he was complaining in his heart.

You ask me, who should I ask?!

But at this moment, he must answer, after all, he represents Qi Zixiao, right

He pondered: "Perhaps, he wants to understand the feelings of a blind person, or he wants to see the world with his mind's eyes..."

"Mind's eye?"

Dan Chengzi suddenly realized: "So that's how it is, it's really profound! What is that mind eye?!"

How the hell do I know what it is

Anyway, that's what I learned from what I heard when I was a child!

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Qi Zixiao got mad: "I want to refine mobile phones, a large batch!"

"Any questions?"

"No, Dan Chengzi follows whatever your Highness says. Is there any problem with that?"

After muttering to himself for a while, he finally started making the cell phone.

Of course, strictly speaking, this job is done by the 'Weapon Refining Pavilion'. For an alchemist like him, it is somewhat 'unsuitable for his profession'.

However, with the help of analogy, Dan Chengzi's craftsmanship is still quite good. It only takes a few minutes to make a furnace of two or three hundred "mobile phones", which is very efficient.

This time, there are thousands of them.

After twenty furnaces, even Dan Chengzi had sweat on his forehead and couldn't help but pause for a moment.

"Your Highness, are you planning to give cell phones to all the disciples in the Holy Land?"

"If that's the case, it would be fun."

"It's not bad now, but there are still too few people. For example, in the entertainment area, there are few people playing mahjong, and you often run into those perverts..."

"Who told you I was going to send it?"

"ah?"

Dan Chengzi was puzzled: "How come Your Highness refined so many..."

"To sell, of course!"

"By the way, if I want to sell mobile phones, where is the best place to set up a stall?"

"Set up... set up a stall?"

"There is a square in the holy land, and many disciples usually go there to barter. But with your status, Your Highness, are you setting up a stall?"

“It does not seem appropriate.”

Lin Fan frowned slightly.

If it were me, I would definitely not care at all, but Qi Zixiao's identity... A saint, setting up a street stall to sell mobile phones

etc!

What's wrong with the saint selling mobile phones

What’s wrong with setting up a street stall

Maybe it can attract more people, which is a kind of publicity in itself, right? !

However, it is hard to say whether Qi Zixiao is willing to do so.

"Forget it. I'll discuss it with her when I get back this time to see if she's willing. If she's not willing, I'll think of other ways."

"Anyway, cell phones are becoming quite famous in the Holy Land now, and many disciples are eager to get them. Even if I don't set up a stall myself, I can sell them on behalf of Dan Chengzi, a cunning profiteer, without wasting my time."

Lin Fan decided to discuss it with Qi Zixiao.

Going there in person creates a 'star effect'.

Her Highness the Saint is setting up a stall herself to sell the mobile phones you want. Are you sure you don’t want to buy one

It would be easier to let Fatty Dan or someone else sell it on your behalf.

But in fact, from a certain perspective, it is better to sell on behalf of celebrities.

After asking Dan Chengzi to refine more mobile phones when he was free, Lin Fan left with several thousand mobile phones.

There was less than a day left, so Lin Fan was not in a hurry to do anything. Instead, he perfected the details of the "Immortal Network".

After that, he had some free time, so he helped Qi Zixiao practice.

Until... I traveled through time again.

Qi Zixiao returns.

The first thing she did was to open the photo stone.

"The divine fortune teller has jumped into the alchemy furnace again!

But he did not die, nor did he gain the golden eyes. Instead, he managed to make his body holy, and his entire body was as white as glass, without a single hair.

Then…

Elder Wu Lian blew up the Equipment Refining Pavilion. If he comes to you, you should insist that there is nothing wrong with the technique and that he himself went wrong with it."

Qi Zixiao's beautiful eyes widened: "???"