What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 162: Lin Fan, remember, don't die

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"Go slowly."

The sun sets.

The dark and strong coach lowered his head slightly and waved gently to the figure in the distance.

Then... he suddenly came back to his senses.

"What am I doing?!"

"What the hell, am I the coach and is he the coach?!"

Recalling the driving practice time in the afternoon, I felt that as a coach, I was even more devoted than the students. I taught in such detail, but I couldn't get angry.

That feeling is simply amazing!!!

But he himself couldn't understand why he couldn't refute Lin Fan's scolding no matter what.

It was as if as soon as the other party opened his mouth, he immediately became timid and had no intention of "refutation" at all.

"This is really... weird."

The coach was completely confused, with a lot of questions in his head. He really didn't know what to say, and he was so depressed that he almost exploded...

What depressed him the most was that when he took out his mobile phone, he found that his college group had exploded!

I don’t know how many people are @ing me.

When I clicked in, I saw that the contents were almost the same.

An @, a video, and a text.

"Coach, is this you?"

When I clicked on the video, it was the part where I was scolded like a dog by 'Lin Fan' at the beginning, and then I could only get in the car 'guaxixi' as a teaching.

Coach: “I’m…”

'A lifetime of fame' was ruined in an instant!

The most uncomfortable thing is that he also saw the following comments in the group...

"So you like this kind of tune, coach?!"

"At first I thought all coaches had an S attribute, but I didn't expect our coach to have an M attribute which is even better!"

"Now I understand, Coach. Next time I will learn to drive in the right way, don't worry!"

"I'm already practicing, and now my wife is asking me to kneel down on the keyboard..."

The coach almost vomited blood: "Fuck it!!!"

Crazy!!!

How can I lead students like this? !

Is that guy poisonous? ! ! !

"Learning to drive is actually quite simple. If you study hard, you can master almost all the items in the second test. It is said that the average person only needs three to five days to practice the third test. For me, it should take about one day, right?"

Qi Zixiao is quite confident.

At the beginning, as an "ancient person" who had never driven a car, she took a long time to get started.

But once you are familiar with it, it will not be difficult thanks to the cultivator's powerful memory and extraordinary physical coordination.

"That's great. Let's practice again tomorrow, and then we'll just wait for the exam~!"

She had no idea that she had become a celebrity on the Internet, not just in the student group, but even on the entire network.

It’s not because people nowadays are too boring, but... too many people who are learning to drive have been verbally abused by their instructors.

Of course not all, but... relatively speaking, most of them have been sprayed.

Because of this, after seeing the videos recorded by the spectators, they will have a special sense of identity, and then like, forward, and comment...

That night.

Qi Zixiao received a call from Wu Guodong.

"Old Wu?"

Qi Zixiao did some calculations and said with a smile: "You should be very busy right now, right? Do you still have time to call me?"

"You know all this? Hey! Didn't I see the video about you? It's true that talented people are extraordinary wherever they go. Learning to drive can make such a big fuss."

"Um???"

Qi Zixiao was puzzled.

"Ha, you don't know yet? You'll find out later if you just look it up on the Internet."

"Okay, you called me all of a sudden, it can't be just about this, right? By the way, how many levels have you upgraded?!"

On the other end of the phone, Wu Guodong's expression suddenly became serious, and he felt even more frightened.

"He... can really calculate it?"

For Wu Guodong, ever since he experienced those things with 'Lin Fan', his scientific worldview has been collapsing!

As a materialist, I now begin to believe in those superstitious things.

If it was a month ago, Wu Guodong would have slapped himself twice.

But now, he has no choice but to believe it!

This is awesome!

Before, after Wang Mazi was captured, his superiors paid great attention to him and gave him various awards, but nothing came of it...

Wang Ermaizi will definitely be sentenced, but he himself will not receive any substantial reward.

This made Wu Guodong feel very strange, so he privately told the Hong Kong tycoon his guess.

The local tycoon from Hong Kong was also a ruthless man. I don't know how he managed to find out the truth of what happened back then.

The result is that, on the day of the "Crime Nemesis", those leaders who took the stage to speak were all involved!

Then everything became clear.

All of those people were dismissed from their posts, but in the eyes of the Hong Kong tycoons, Wu Guodong was undoubtedly a great talent, so they secretly helped to speak well of him and get him promoted.

In addition, Wu Guodong’s contribution this time was indeed not small, and the listing was brought down, and then…

Two levels in a row!

Wu Guodong is now the director! He is only in his early thirties, so he has plenty of time. If he does well in the future, it won't be difficult for him to get promoted.

Originally, Wu Guodong didn't care.

But when the letter of authorization came today, he suddenly discovered a terrible conclusion!

"Could it be that on the day of the Sin Buster, Lin Fan had already figured out that those leaders were involved in this matter, but they didn't say it out loud because they were worried that something might happen to me?!"

Wu Guodong thought about it carefully, and the more he thought about it, the more he thought it was possible!

At that time, "Lin Fan" not only implied that those leaders had problems, but also said that his career was on the rise and he was going to be promoted quickly.

But at the same time, there are also some bad luck that comes and goes.

Now that I think about it carefully, isn’t it extremely accurate? !

At this moment, Wu Guodong had only received the letter of appointment for less than half a day, but Lin Fan asked him how many levels he had been promoted instead of asking whether he had been promoted at all.

Doesn't this mean that he is 100% sure that he will be promoted? !

hiss!

This discovery made Wu Guodong think rapidly, and at the same time, he became more convinced of his own idea!!!

"Yes, there are some things."

He smiled and said, "I am now an official, not too big or too small. I would like to ask you to be a special consultant for our police station. What do you think?"

materialism?!

At this moment, Wu Guodong no longer insisted.

Who cares if it's idealism or materialism, or something supernatural? A cat is good as long as it can catch mice!

"oh?"

Qi Zixiao refused without thinking: "I'm busy."

"Don't be impatient."

Wu Guodong said: "It doesn't have to be the kind that you go to work every day. Just when there is trouble, please give some... 'scientific advice'."

"so?"

Qi Zixiao was slightly moved: "What's in it for me?"

"You can be given a regular position, and after you make contributions, you can be promoted!"

"No, I'm not interested."

"Forehead?"

“It costs more!”

Wu Guodong: "Is it so direct?"

"A frank person doesn't speak in secret~!"

After some discussion, Wu Guodong finally agreed.

It’s not his money anyway!

He even thought that if those vicious wanted criminals could not be found in the future, he would let Lin Fan calculate it...

If you calculate it, then you will have money, right

He didn't want the money either. He thought that whoever provided the clue or caught the criminal would get the money.

Isn’t it just adding money

It's nothing, absolutely nothing...

After agreeing to report in two days later, the phone call was hung up.

Qi Zixiao stretched lazily, and finally... he even carried the sofa directly to the courtyard and breathed in the spiritual energy.

Then, she went online and quickly saw a video of herself and her coach "roles switching" and calling her coach a bastard. She couldn't help but smile and narrowed her eyes.

In the Holy Land of Zifu, Lin Fan activated the photo stone with ease.

"Sister Wu knows about us!"

Qi Zixiao's first sentence scared Lin Fan so much that his heart started beating fast. And why did it sound so strange? !

It's as if the elders have found out about our affair!

"Yes, I understand!"

A Wu spoke directly.

"!!!"

Lin Fan's heartbeat quickened: "Sister Wu, I knew I couldn't hide it from you. You... wouldn't do that, would you?"

"Will exposing you guys be beneficial to me?" Ah Wu responded calmly: "I think you are pretty good. How about it, do you have any new games besides mahjong?"

"Yes, I have!"

Seeing Ah Wu's response, Lin Fan calmed down a bit: "Do Landlord, wanna play?"

"Tell me about it~!"

After the rules were explained, Ah Wu was very satisfied: "It is indeed a new game. I will play it for a while before making it public~!"

"Forehead… "

Lin Fan originally wanted to say that Landlords could be kept private, but then he thought, Mahjong is out anyway, right

What's wrong with playing Landlord again

"By the way, what's your name?"

A Wu suddenly asked.

"Lin Fan."

This guy didn't hide anything anymore.

Since Awu already knows it, what's the point of hiding it

"Lin Fan, remember, don't die!"

Ah Wu suddenly said something for no reason and then disappeared. Hearing this, Lin Fan couldn't help but tremble all over.

I don't want to die?!

What does it mean

What if someone wants to kill me

Or is it just simple concern

But if it's concern... isn't this concern a bit too scary

He had no choice but to restart the photo stone.

"But Sister Wu said she won't tell anyone about our situation, so you don't have to worry too much. Just carry on as usual."

Lin Fan couldn't help but roll his eyes.

But now it is Qi Zixiao's body, so this rolling eyes is more touching no matter how you look at it.

"Tiger girl, can you please stop panting when you talk? It's scary!"

Qi Zixiao continued to speak amidst the muttering.

"I've been to the stall and the business is good. All the mobile phones have been sold out. Each one costs 1,000 spirit stones. There is a rush to buy them. Your business is really good!"

"Many disciples have said they want to buy it, but we are out of stock. Do you think you can ask Dan Chengzi to refine another batch? But remember to pay. I, Qi Zixiao, never owe favors to anyone..."