What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 181: Qi Zixiao VS Real and Fake Green Tea

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Stinky... loser

It’s okay to be a loser, but he’s also smelly

Qi Zixiao is not a newbie who just arrived on Earth. Besides, he has learned how to use the Internet and has a mobile phone with him. So, he should be familiar with these Internet terms, right

Stinky loser... is even more unbearable than a dead fat otaku!

Qi Zixiao immediately became unhappy.

Although this guy doesn't have any advantages other than being handsome and being able to fool people, no matter what, he is tied to this saint. What right do you have to scold him

If you scold him, aren't you scolding this saint

She had a blank expression on her face. She reached out to take out the key and pressed it lightly. The lights came on...

"!???"

In just a moment, the girl who called Qi Zixiao a stinky loser was completely dumbfounded. She first looked at the keys in her hand, then at the car, and then at the clothes the person was wearing. She wanted to vomit blood!

I was even more crazy in my heart.

You said you are a wealthy person, why are you dressing so low-key? !

Don’t you know that when rich people wear a T-shirt and shorts, they are low-key, but when poor people wear them, they look like losers

At this moment, the girl was extremely embarrassed, and her expression changed like a rainbow.

"That... Sorry, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about that, that..."

Qi Zixiao chuckled.

Aren't you talking about me

I know you scolded that guy.

But the key point is that it is this saint who is on the account now!

She still didn't say anything, just watched quietly.

But another girl next to her reacted and asked, "Xiaoyan, how can you talk like that?"

"We borrowed someone else's car to take photos. Say sorry now."

“S-sorry.”

'Xiaoyan' finally found a way out and kept saying sorry.

"It doesn't matter."

Qi Zixiao responded indifferently.

"Really?!"

Xiaoyan looked excited.

Qi Zixiao: “…”

Fake~

She spoke quietly in her heart, then opened the car door and got in: "Let's go for a ride?"

"Is it really possible?!"

The two girls were immediately excited, especially Xiaoyan, who felt like she was blessed! She was a money-oriented person, but she offended the young rich man as soon as she opened her mouth. She regretted it so much.

But now, the rich man actually took the initiative to invite me for a ride

This happiness came too suddenly, didn't it?!

"Sorry, it's not you."

However, Qi Zixiao didn't even look at Xiaoyan, but said to the woman next to her: "Beautiful lady, can you take a ride with me?"

She emphasized the word "beautiful".

Xiaoyan's expression suddenly changed, becoming very ugly...

In fact, judging from her face, Xiaoyan is actually prettier, but the other party didn't invite her and still said she is beautiful

"this… "

Xiaoyan's best friend felt a little embarrassed: "Not so good, right?"

"You don't want to?"

"No... Then, Xiaoyan, why don't you just go back by yourself? I... want to go for a ride?"

Xiaoyan: “…”

"Chunchun, you!"

"He definitely has bad intentions. Don't go. We are best friends, aren't we?"

Xiaoyan was anxious and angry.

Why

Why can’t I, who is more beautiful, go for a ride with him? Instead, he invites Chunchun and says that Chunchun is pretty

Just because I said a word like a loser

She could accept Qi Zixiao being angry, and she could also accept Qi Zixiao scolding them, but she could not accept that Qi Zixiao invited her best friend Chunchun but not herself!

"She's a good girlfriend..."

Chunchun had already opened the passenger door, climbed in with some difficulty, and patted his chest: "But, I have never sat in a G-Class."

"Just let me sit here for once. Besides, I believe that my brother is so handsome, he must not be a bad guy, right?"

Then, she blushed and said to Qi Zixiao: "Brother, I trust you very much. I will accompany you wherever you want to go for a ride."

Xiaoyan was stunned: "???!!!"

What the hell

She has always felt that she is the materialistic one and dreams of marrying into a wealthy family.

To this end, she had already trained herself to be very scheming.

But at this moment, she suddenly realized that she was so scheming.

My best friend Chunchun is the real scheming bitch, okay?!

This was clearly a mad act of stepping on her, and she didn't even bother to say that she was 'at your disposal'!

How can this be possible!

Xiaoyan was completely furious.

People like her have a very typical mentality, that is, if they get something themselves, they will never let their friends get it!

Especially your bestie!

Normally, they say they are good friends, but if one day, both of them meet a rich man at the same time, and she is not liked by him, but her best friend is likely to end up with him

Absolutely not allowed!

Jealousy exploded in an instant!

"Chunchun, why are you like this?!"

"Do you think that driving a G-Class means he's a good person? Do you think that if you sleep with him, he'll be sincere to you?"

"Don't be silly. I've seen all kinds of people. These rich people are all very cunning. Even if they sleep with you, they will just kick you away in the end!"

"Don't be stupid, you are not a materialistic person, you don't understand these tricks at all, otherwise you will suffer!"

"Get off the car quickly, let's go back together..."

However…

Chunchun, however, blinked innocently: "No way?!"

She covered her mouth, looking a little surprised: "Brother, are you the kind of person Xiaoyan said?"

Pack!

Keep pretending!

Qi Zixiao sneered in his heart, but said calmly on the surface: "Do you think I look like that?"

"I don't think you are like that, and you are definitely not."

Chunchun smiled and said, "Xiaoyan, you should go back first. I'll go for a walk and be back soon. Brother is not a bad person, really."

Xiaoyan: “…”

What the hell?!

boom!!!

She wanted to say something else, but Qi Zixiao had already started the car.

"Please make way, we are going for a ride."

Qi Zixiao spoke lightly.

Xiaoyan: “…”

At this time, of course, she didn't dare to offend Qi Zixiao again, but she angrily said: "Chunchun, are we still good friends?"

"You believe him but not me?"

“Come down quickly!”

"Otherwise, we won't even have any girlfriends!"

"Why are you like this?"

Chunchun's acting skills were first-rate. Tears immediately fell down, and she looked extremely weak and helpless: "Xiaoyan, I always thought we were best friends. Why don't you believe me?"

"I just haven't ridden in a G-Class before, I just wanted to give it a try."

"But you're going to break up your friendship with me just because of this?"

"I misjudged you!"

"Brother, let's go! I don't want to see her again, wuwuwu..."

Qi Zixiao: “…”

Although her expression did not change, she was shocked at the moment!

"I finally got to know what a scheming girl and a green tea girl are. Every action, every expression, every line, is full of scheming!"

"admire!"

“I really admire you!”

"There is no spiritual energy on the earth, and people cannot practice cultivation. The individual martial arts are simply disgraceful, but this scheming... It really amazes me!"

Qi Zixiao was shocked.

Xiaoyan was also extremely stunned for a moment.

What is scheming?!

This is what we call scheming!

I thought I was a scheming girl in vain, and I thought my best friend was a pure white lotus. The reason why I was her best friend was because she was not as good-looking as me, her figure was not as good as mine, and her scheming was even worse than mine...

Wouldn't it be a good way to show off yourself if you carry it with you

But now I suddenly realize... her scheming is so many times better than mine

Especially when Xiaoyan thought about how Chunchun had always been a white lotus, she felt even colder in her heart...

This is too horrible!

Buzz…

The vehicle starts.

Leave slowly.

Xiaoyan reacted and cried angrily with tears streaming down her face: "I want to break up with you!!!"

"Let's break up if we want to. For a friend like you, I... woooo..." Chunchun's voice came weakly, with a tearful tone.

After Xiaoyan heard this, she was almost furious!

"This is such a scheming woman!!!"

"I'm so mad!!!"

She left, full of anger.

On the other side, after turning a few corners, we walked onto a country road with few people...

Chunchun's tears were still wet as she said, "Brother, I don't have any best friends anymore, wuwuwu."

Qi Zixiao: “…”

Seeing that pretending to be pitiful could not move Qi Zixiao, Chunchun cried and cried, and then stopped crying. With red eyes, she asked: "Ahem, where are you taking me?"

“Why can’t I see anyone here?”

"You wouldn't..."

"But I'm shy and can't do that here..."

"But it's so hot, let me take off my coat."

The next moment, Chunchun took off her coat, leaving only a small belly-baring vest underneath.

Qi Zixiao: “???”

What the hell!

So the air conditioning in the G-Class is really bad. Can women not help but take off their clothes when they get in the car

Qi Zixiao couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Why did I drive here

Of course it’s because there are no traffic police on country roads!!!

But Qi Zixiao is not a fool, she knows what Chunchun is thinking, and at the same time, she suddenly has a strange idea~!

Um, what would it feel like to be with a woman

Qi Zixiao suddenly had an urge to explore.

But the next moment, she suddenly felt nauseous and even wanted to vomit.

"… "

"get off!"

"ah?"

"Here?"

Chunchun was stunned, then half bit her lip and said, "If you really want to... you should stay in the car. It won't work if you get off."

“…!!!”

I feel like vomiting even more.

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes: "I told you to get off the car!"

"Well, if my brother insists..."

Chunchun got off the bus.

Then…

Bang!

The car door closed, Qi Zixiao stepped on the accelerator, and the car drove away.

Chunchun: “…???”

She was stunned, and then her face turned gloomy.

How could she not understand till now

It was clear that she was being used to take revenge on her 'best friend'.

And now, the two have successfully turned from best friends into 'enemies'!

"It's so disgusting."

After parking the car at the door of his house, Qi Zixiao patted his chest.

"Yo? Disgusting?"

But at this moment, Zhou Na appeared out of nowhere and said with a laugh: "I was wondering why there is such a big G here, so you bought it to pick up little girls?"

"But why did you come back so soon? Could it be..."

Qi Zixiao was dumbfounded and could not argue: "..."