What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 204: What the hell? Can't take off the clothes?

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In broad daylight, Saint Qi rushed directly into the bathroom.

"I told you, not only have I bathed before, I don't know how many times I have bathed before, hum!!!! But this time, this Saint..."

She started taking a shower directly, but this time was different from every time before.

Why

Of course it's revenge!

Of course we can't suffer such a big loss!

That guy not only bathed, but also carefully examined his entire body... !!!

In the past, when Saint Lady Qi used Lin Fan's body to bathe, her eyes always avoided the main points and hardly paid attention to the details.

After all, she is a woman and is always shy. Most of the time, she just takes a quick bath and that's it.

But this time, how can it end like this? !

That guy was able to look at my entire body in detail, how could I afford to suffer this loss? !

Of course you have to watch them all back!

Not only do I have to look back, this Saint Lady will also... also!!!

Qi Zixiao, the Saintess of Purple Mansion, never owes favors to anyone... Well, she already owes that guy some.

But, it is certain that you will never suffer any loss~!

The Holy Maiden's Pavilion.

Lin Fan always felt that something was not right.

As soon as I came through, I felt something was not right, not that I was injured or anything, but I just felt uncomfortable.

"What's going on?"

He looked carefully and there seemed to be no changes!

"Is there a wrinkle in your clothes or something? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

He wanted to try to take off the outermost layer of the dress to see, but he found... Buzz...

A restriction emerged, the complexity of which was simply dazzling him. It was many times more difficult than the Super Spirit Gathering Array!

Lin Fan: “…”

"What the hell? This tiger bitch put a restriction on herself so she can't take off her clothes?!"

"So, my uncomfortable feeling is the reason for the ban?"

"Is this... necessary?"

He suddenly felt a little scared.

It's been so long, Qi Zixiao has never done this, why this time...

Cough cough cough!

Could it be that the truth has been revealed

That's really... bad!

He pondered for a moment and consoled himself: "It should be... no?"

"Perhaps, they have been researching it before, but they just figured it out recently, so they just put it here?"

"After all, it's probably that no one else can make this kind of weird restriction except her, right?"

"Who would create a ban to protect themselves?"

The fellow grumbled for a while, and said with some dissatisfaction: "It's really too much. This kind of thing is to prevent villains, how can it also prevent a gentleman like me?"

"Alas, the world is becoming more corrupt and people's hearts are no longer the same as they used to be!"

Want to break it

Not to mention that this restriction looks extremely difficult, even if the difficulty is ignored, it would be a big problem to break it, right? After it is done, there is no way to restore it!

In this case, the ban is like the lock on someone's house.

You went and got someone else to mess things up

Isn't this a thief

While shaking his head, this guy started taking pictures of Qi Zixiao.

"You... but you forgot my thirty-six rules?"

Qi Zixiao sat there and spoke in a cold voice, which immediately made Lin Fan's heart skip a beat.

"If you have forgotten, you can try and see if I can do it..."

"… "

silence.

For a short time, Qi Zixiao did not speak again.

In fact, when recording the photos, Qi Zixiao thought about a lot and tried many times.

For example, some people went straight to Lin Fan to argue, some got mad, and some tried to be reasonable...

But in the end, Qi Zixiao ruined them all and chose this one.

In this photo, she didn't even say that she discovered Lin Fan's thing, because she was too embarrassed!

Doesn’t our Saint Qi have any respect

Therefore, she finally chose to "knock" it.

At the same time, he set a ban on himself to ensure that Lin Fan could not open it, to ensure his privacy...

And this was because she felt that she owed Lin Fan a lot of favors. Otherwise, Qi Zixiao felt that she would definitely kill this guy as soon as she traveled through time!

However, Qi Zixiao knew everything clearly, but Lin Fan knew nothing!

Being suddenly warned at this moment, coupled with the restrictions set by Qi Zixiao for him, Lin Fan instantly felt extremely guilty.

"Could it be that he was really discovered?"

"… "

He can only guess!

otherwise…

Can I still leave a message to ask

"Hey? Saint, did you know about the last time I used your body to bathe?"

What a psycho!

I’m afraid you don’t know how to write the word death!

“This is really uncomfortable…”

"It was just once, and I was worried that something might happen to my body. If I were to be discovered, I'd be considered a villain... Oh!"

"I always feel like there are more and more misunderstandings."

Lin Fan sighed...

At this moment, Qi Zixiao in the image spoke again.

"In the past three days, I have not left Haoyue Peak, and nothing major has happened in the sect."

"But, the Divine Calculator has decided to leave the sect and go out into the vast world to seek his own opportunities. Before leaving, he came to say goodbye."

“I felt sorry for him because he was blind, so I taught him The Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon.

No more. "

Buzz.

The image of the saint disappeared.

Lin Fan hadn't recovered from his previous embarrassment and guilt yet, when he was shocked again by Qi Zixiao's remaining words.

"Great... Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon!?"

Is that the big monk with a strong murderous intention? !

Lin Fan couldn't help but think of the jokes on Earth.

It is about Fahai who went to Lingshan and met Tathagata.

Tathagata: Fahai, you have too strong a murderous intention, you should turn back.

Fahai: Bold Tathagata! Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Supreme Ksitigarbha...

Dizang: Don’t take me with you if you want to brag…

This joke is ridiculous, but also very "magical", accurately describing the character of Fahai, who has a strong murderous intention.

He doesn't care who the other person is, he will see the bold monster, the mighty dragon...

But the question is, can a fortune teller successfully master this thing

Just a few mantras and a few hand seals... Aren't these all things made up by the screenwriter

"But then again, the current fortune teller really looks a bit like Fahai..."

Lin Fan pondered for a while and felt that it really looked like one!

The fortune teller was originally a handsome and good-looking guy, but after refining his fire eyes and golden pupils, not a single hair on his body was left.

The fortune teller without hair no longer looks handsome, but rather fierce, the kind that is not easy to mess with.

After all, there are no eyebrows...

Moreover, now that the divine fortune teller’s body has become a saint, his whole body is emitting lapis lazuli light, and his forehead is shining brightly, doesn’t he look like a fierce monk

"… "

"Well, it seems that the fortune teller is going further and further on his original path. It would be really interesting if he really became like Fahai in the future."

Lin Fan shook his head, but didn't think any more about it.

That tiger woman has taught me everything, and I don't know where the fortune teller has gone. Is there any way I can stop him from practicing blindly

"However, this time our Saint didn't do anything for our row?"

"In other words, there is no rush to participate in the Great Conflict? That's right. I remember that the First Sequence War will take place in more than ten months..."

"But there's nothing wrong with going out for some fun first, right?"

"Forget it, forget it. I'd better think about my own affairs first. In this era of great strife, she is still the leader. We should do whatever she says."

After figuring it out, Lin Fan began to make his own arrangements.

First of all, one needs to learn the art of opening an altar and fortune-telling, which requires a trip to the Sutra Repository.

Since we've already been to the Sutra Repository, there's absolutely nothing wrong with helping Daimao find some suitable techniques for it to practice.

Besides that... it is to upgrade the functions of the mobile phone once again!

"Since the emergency call function is available, why not also open a map and navigation function... Is that okay?"

"Well... the map function is free, but the navigation function can be charged a little. Is that not too much?"

In the original emergency call function, when users are in danger, they can directly "call for help with one click", and fellow users within a certain range nearby can receive the distress signal and then rush over according to the direction guidance.

But this isn't really navigation, and there's no map.

And A Wu is actually fully capable of displaying the map of the entire world of immortal cultivation. After all, the Sky Mirror is as its name suggests, it can view the whole world!

Except for those places with extremely strong restrictions, or those guarded and suppressed by imperial soldiers, Awu can explore them all.

Therefore, Awu actually already had a "map" of the world of immortal cultivation.

All we have to do now is to 'open' it.

As for navigation...

That's even easier.

The map has it, how can we locate it? Can't the telescope locate it

Also, don’t underestimate the map and navigation function…

Immortal cultivators can also get lost. After all, the world of immortal cultivation is so huge, so many times bigger than the Earth...

In such a huge place, it is inevitable that you will not know the way. Isn’t it convenient to have a navigation

As for the charges, they are actually very reasonable.

After all, in the beginning, in-car navigation was actually charged, but it was later killed by free ones.

But this is not a problem for Lin Fan. There is only one Xianwang and one mobile phone... I don't install other people's "APP". What's wrong with charging a fee

"Let's just set it at 10 yuan each time... I am indeed a conscientious businessman."

After communicating with A Wu and upgrading the system again, Lin Fan left Haoyue Peak and rushed to the Sutra Library.

Along the way, we can find that there are far fewer disciples coming and going than before.

Obviously, a large number of Purple Mansion disciples have gone out to compete for opportunities.

But there are still many who are quietly accumulating strength and skills in preparation for coming out in the future.

The Great Conflict lasted a total of one hundred years, and the oldest disciple of the current generation was only about thirty years old, so they actually had a lot of time...

Every "era of great contention" is most intense in the last ten to twenty years.

Earth.

Qi Zixiao spent three or four hours taking a bath!

After I came out, I don’t know why, but my legs always felt weak.

Maybe I stood there for too long

She was a little confused.