What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 222: The taste of flying freely

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Puff puff puff!!!

Taiyi’s disciples have various magic spells.

Some people were shaking off the dirt on their bodies like a fierce dog shaking off water.

Someone waved his hand and summoned a cloud of rain, which washed over his body with a huge force.

When someone waved his hand, there was a flash of light, and the dirt on his body was "brushed" clean in an instant.

When they were sure that there was no more dirt on them, they breathed a sigh of relief, but it was only for a moment...

"ah!!!!"

The next moment, a clean-loving female disciple screamed, and the sound spread hundreds of miles away!

“It stinks!”

“Why is this happening?!”

"My body fragrance is useless?!"

"Oooooh, it stinks!"

Women have always been more fond of cleanliness than men. How far have female immortal cultivators come? When they reach this level of cultivation, their bodies will basically emit a faint fragrance that is much better than the body fragrance of ordinary women.

But at this moment, they were shocked to find that their body fragrance had disappeared, and only a strong stench rushed straight into their heads...

“Suck…hiss!!!”

A male disciple didn't believe it, so he raised his hand, put it under his nose, took a deep breath, and then...

His eyes rolled back and he fell headfirst from the air!

“Stinky stinky!”

"What the hell is this thing? It stinks!"

"I'll kill this damn beast!"

“Ahhhh!!!”

A group of disciples from Taiyi Holy Land went crazy, everyone was insane!

In the holy land, they are still core disciples, especially the three Taiyi disciples in the Void Refinement Stage. Although they are all in their fifties or sixties and are considered old among the younger generation, their cultivation is enough to be proud of.

In the past, who didn’t pay great attention to their image

But now, I just arrived in the East Desert and encountered such a "shit disaster". How can I endure it!

"What the hell is that smell!"

"It stinks so bad, it's like... a mixture of monster shit, urine and fart that has been fermenting for who knows how many years..."

Someone analyzed with a dark face.

"Shut up!"

"Ah, will you die if you don't tell the truth?!"

More people cursed and cried out, "We're already miserable enough now, and you're adding fuel to the fire?"

The psychological impact is too great!!!

It's like an ancient war.

Perhaps many people don’t know that in real wars in ancient times, the side defending the city would often prepare "hot shit"!

It's real 'hot shit', not anything else!

Boil the shit and pour it on the enemy's head when they attack the city...

scald

The point is not to burn the enemy with hot air, but to cause tons of psychological damage!

Of course, the modern explanation is that there are too many bacteria, viruses and the like in hot feces. Once they infect a wound, in an era without antibiotics or other emergency medicines, it would be fatal!

But how could the ancients know so much

They know nothing about germs and infections!

Tons of psychological damage!

Now, Taiyi disciples have suffered this kind of damage. Although it is not hot shit, it is old shit that has been there for who knows how many years...

"But even if it's those things, why can't they be removed?!"

"The dust-avoiding method we have learned can remove all the filth on the body surface, and the same is true for gases. Why does this stench persist like a maggot on the tarsal bone?!"

shock!

Uncomfortable!

I want to vomit blood!

Everyone's face turned green...

"Everyone, listen to me."

A disciple in the Void Refining Stage said in a deep voice: "Let's block our sense of smell for now. Only in this way can we feel better!"

"Then, we will capture that damned beast and force him to tell us how to eliminate this stench, and then refine it into a poison pill!"

"Brother Chen is right!"

"That's how it should be..."

Everyone reacted and shut off their sense of smell, thinking that this would not affect them...

"Where did that beast go?!"

"It seems to be sinking into this... this filth!"

"Force it out!"

"Let's cast a spell together!"

They were furious and were trying to find a way to force the Ink Blood Toad out and demand the method to get rid of the odor, but one of the female disciples suddenly burst into tears!

She is very beautiful, so she has many followers and is very popular. She suddenly burst into tears at this moment, which made people around her extremely worried.

"Junior Sister Huang, what's wrong with you?"

"But the thought of this stench makes you very sad?"

"Don't do that. Let's see how the brothers work together to force it out and get rid of this stench."

"Woo woo woo..."

Upon hearing this, 'Junior Sister Huang' burst into tears: "No... it's not that I want to cry when I think of that stench, ugh... but, but... I don't know why I want to cry."

"Don't you feel that?"

Everyone was stunned, felt it carefully, and then... they were all dumbfounded.

"Is it really so?!"

"I also feel stinging in my eyes..."

“I’m in tears!”

"why is that?!"

In the distance, Fan Jianqiang almost laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, these guys, don't they know that when the stench reaches a certain level, it will irritate the eyes?"

"Ha ha ha ha… "

"That's true." Lu Ming couldn't help laughing: "I was once hurt in Lujia Village..."

Having said this, he could no longer laugh and his face became gloomy.

Fan Jianqiang shook his head and said, "Fortunately, we have navigation. Otherwise, we would have entered the Black Water Marsh by mistake. The stench..."

"Tsk, Taiyi Holy Land? This Zhongzhou Holy Land is too backward. It doesn't even have a mobile phone or navigation."

The disciples of Taiyi are so annoying...

"Blocked vision!!!"

'Senior Brother Chen' spoke angrily again, asking everyone to block their vision among the five senses. After all, everyone was a cultivator and had spiritual awareness, so whether the eyes could see or not was not a big problem.

However…

This is not a visual issue!

The smell is simply too "irritating", causing stinging and tearing of the eyes, which is commonly known as "burning eyes".

Block vision

They all did as they were told, only to find out it was of no use!

“Ahhhh!”

Crazy!

The one hundred or so Taiyi disciples all went crazy.

"My fellow junior brothers and sisters, follow the three of us and attack together!"

"Today, I will make this beast die a violent death!"

"kill!!!!"

boom!

A group of Taiyi disciples went crazy. This scene was extremely terrifying! In just a moment, all kinds of colorful and powerful spells were cast at the same time, blasting towards the black water under their feet!

“Fuck!”

Fan Jianqiang's face turned pale and he pulled Lu Ming and ran away!

The next moment...

boom!!!!

Black Water Lake exploded!

The old shit, which had been there for who knows how many years, suddenly exploded and rushed in all directions, with a 360-degree angle without any blind spots.

The stench was many times stronger than before, rising to the sky...

"vomit!!!"

"Ah! This smell!!!"

"I'm dying! Why is this happening? I've clearly blocked my sense of smell!!"

"I have even closed off all five of my senses, but I still have this feeling. What on earth is going on?!"

While cursing, someone 'solved the case'!

"This... this stench actually penetrates my soul?!"

Everyone was stunned, and after careful observation, they all went crazy.

The stench from the depths of the Black Water Swamp can penetrate directly into the soul, and even if the five senses are blocked, it cannot be blocked?!

"I can't stand it anymore, ugh!!!"

"Ugh! Crash..."

Someone vomited, more than one person.

"Damn it, this beast is so powerful, I just can't stand it anymore!"

How bad is this smell?! It's so bad that I can't stand it...

Especially since the stench coming out can be sensed by the soul, who can stay here? !

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Under the Black Water Marsh, the Ink Blood Toad laughed wildly: "This is my innate magical power. If you are not afraid of death, I will continue to bombard you and see if you can endure it!"

"You beast, you deserve to die!!!"

"We will kill you! Ugh..."

"I can't help it, ugh!!!"

A group of Taiyi disciples came with full confidence and elegance, each of them was extremely cool and walked with great momentum!

But at this moment, they all cried!

Crying, vomiting, and cursing, he rushed towards the north.

Throw away weapons and armor

This is much more shameful than throwing away your weapons and armor...

Just because it really stinks!

Moreover, who would have thought that the innate magical power of this monster is actually stench? !

However, the stench that goes straight into the soul is unbearable. This kind of innate magical power is also extremely powerful.

Why not stink Qi Zixiao

Of course it’s because it doesn’t want to die!

But these guys

Humph, I was just teaching them a lesson, and I didn't kill them. How could the elders of Taiyi Holy Land cross the endless distance between Zhongzhou and Donghuang and come to kill me just to vent their anger? !

It feels so comfortable!

As his soul sensed the Taiyi disciples vomiting, crying, and running wildly, the Moxuechan finally felt much better.

On the other side, Fan Jianqiang also slipped away.

It stinks so bad!!!

In this way, the Black Water Marsh became quiet, but because countless "mud" was blown in all directions, the stench lingered for a long time.

So…

When Dan Chengzi, who had countless magic talismans stuck on his legs, passed by this place, he was almost fainted by the suffocation and fell into it!

"What the hell stinks?"

"Which bastard is shitting here? Do you have any sense of public morality?"

Fatty Dan even blocked his sense of smell and cursed loudly here. He didn't turn on the navigation, just headed north, so of course he didn't know what was ahead...

Under the Black Water.

The Ink Blood Toad, who hadn’t felt comfortable for long, said: “????”

It's depressed!

What the hell is going on today?!

First it was the Purple Mansion Saintess, then a large group of elite disciples from the Taiyi Holy Land, and now a fat guy shows up and starts cursing

Do you think this vicious person is easy to bully

I am a demon beast in the Tribulation Stage after all, how can I not have dignity?!

Crash!

The black mud flowed upstream, and Dan Chengzi was extremely horrified. He only felt waves of terrifying pressure coming, and an incomparable stench went straight into his brain. His heart suddenly tightened, and he turned around and ran!

This guy was running and cursing.

"You bastard, just wait! When I find Her Highness, I'll ask her to chop you off!"