What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 233: You have a blood disaster

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It is obvious that the Buddhist and the fortune teller are in conflict.

Lin Fan saw it all, but couldn't help but ponder in his mind.

After all, the Divine Calculator is now his teammate, at least in this dungeon, so naturally he has to find a way to help~!

"Just now, the divine fortune teller hesitated again and again. This is not his character."

Behind him, Fan Jianqiang, who had always been honest, seemed to say something unintentionally.

Lin Fan listened and nodded silently.

"Indeed, if this kind of genius is not afraid, he will definitely not hesitate. So..."

"Are you afraid that the calculation may not be accurate?"

Lin Fan didn't know that the fortune teller's predictions were inaccurate because he was involved in the matter and because he was involved in it.

I don’t know that the fortune teller has already determined that even the Buddha cannot make accurate predictions.

but…

None of this matters. What matters is that Lin Fan has a 'sure way to win'!

Isn’t it just fortune telling

Lin Fan was happy.

As someone who has been deeply influenced by modern education, especially after nine years of compulsory education, and has read countless novels and cartoons, this is not a piece of cake? !

Let me give you a simple example.

There are many fraudulent fortune tellers who obviously have no skills and cannot predict anything accurately, but once they open their mouths, people can believe them. Why

Because they can fool people!

How to fool? !

The father dies before the mother!

For example, if you meet someone older than you and he starts with this sentence, what would you do

Let’s first analyze the possible outcomes.

There are only four possible outcomes for a person's parents: 1. Both of them are present.

2. Both of them went.

3. My father is still alive.

4. My mother is still alive.

There is no other result besides this, right

Then, let's apply the saying 'the father dies before the mother' to interpret it.

Both of them? Well, this statement cannot be verified for the time being, so let’s ignore it for now.

The last three options? That’s interesting…

In the option where both of them went, there are also two results: the father went first and the mother went first, which correspond to the third and fourth options respectively.

In other words, in the end there are actually only two options: the father dies first or the mother dies first.

So…

What if the father goes first

It’s not a big problem. The father died before the mother, so there’s nothing wrong with that, right

What if the mother goes first

The father is alive, but the mother died first.

There is nothing wrong with a punctuation sentence!

This is the panacea sentence for fortune-telling. There is nothing wrong with it no matter how you say it, and it can be explained in any way.

Nine out of ten people who go for fortune-telling believe in these things. So, do they believe it if I say this

As soon as the fortune teller opened his mouth, he pondered.

Hey?!

This fortune teller is awesome, he saw and calculated everything before I said anything!

If I give you a few more of these panacea sentences, wouldn't most people believe them? Then everything the fortune teller says will be right!

Of course, this does not mean that all fortune tellers are liars, but it means that... in this industry, there are indeed many "sure-win algorithms"!

However, Lin Fan certainly would not use these panacea sentences at this moment, because they are too technically unskillful!

Besides, what place is this

The world of immortal cultivation!

Don't these monks have good brains? If they are found out, it will be embarrassing.

Therefore, Lin Fan came up with a more powerful way to win...

In his opinion, the fortune teller will definitely win today!

Even if Jesus comes, we will definitely win. Our Lin Fan said so!

“I can’t figure it out.”

Facing the doubts of Buddhists.

The fortune teller said calmly: "Everyone says that the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed, let alone you come to ask me with emotions at this moment?"

"I can calculate it, but once I say it, you will do the opposite of what I say. In this case, how can I calculate it accurately?"

"Then let me ask you, can you guess what I will do today?"

The Buddhist's plan was discovered, but he was not angry. Instead, he laughed and said, "It's hard to predict."

Then, he spoke again: "Can you figure out who left this secret realm? And who will get the benefits in the end?"

The fortune teller narrowed his eyes slightly...

"Of course I can figure it out."

Wow!

"Can this be calculated?"

There was an uproar among the people present.

"Who left this secret place behind? He must be an extremely powerful person!"

"You can even calculate who has the treasure? Who is that person?!"

Most people were shocked, and Zou Hu and others were secretly on guard...

The Divine Calculator and the Buddhist Son, these two are too "weird", they can tell fortunes and their calculations are extremely accurate, they have long been famous.

At this moment, if they speak up, who will benefit the most, and what will be the result? !

There is a high probability that other people will join forces to cripple that person and drive him away first...

Then, what if I was the one who got this benefit? After they told it out, I was targeted. Isn't this...

What? You said they can't calculate accurately

Come on, if they speak, the secret has been revealed. In that case, what's wrong with changing the outcome

"Really?"

The Buddhist grinned: "I don't believe it, tell me what you think?"

"What a coincidence, I also want to ask you this question." The fortune teller turned the tables: "Why don't you tell me?"

"I'm asking you."

"I'm not as stupid as you."

The fortune teller laughed, his red eyes were a little scary.

"I know what to say and what not to say. If not, I can't tell. Why don't you come?"

"I'm not sure about that."

The Buddhist couldn't laugh anymore.

He really wants to step on the fortune teller a few times. At the same time, it would be best if he could eliminate some competitors. Wouldn't that be great

That's why I asked this question. Regardless of whether the fortune teller's predictions are accurate or not, the people named by him will definitely be "taken care of" by others. This is certain!

But in the end, the fortune teller said nothing...

At this moment, the Buddhist couldn't help but have some thoughts.

"Could it be that he, like me, has temporarily lost his divination skills in this secret realm?"

"If so..."

The Buddhist had a lot of thoughts in his mind, and soon he came up with an idea that could be used as a "general".

But, before he could speak.

The divine fortune teller heard the telepathic message from Qi Zixiao and could not help but raise his hand slightly.

"Thirds is the limit. You've asked two questions in a row. I'll ask the third question."

The Buddhist disciple was secretly alert, but his expression did not change at all, and he smiled and said, "Yes!"

"Then let me ask you, is there anything wrong with me today?"

“I don’t know.”

The Buddhist who was originally on guard was immediately relieved: "How is this different from the first question?"

"If I tell you, you will avoid it. Even if you answer it, it won't work. It's better not to ask such questions again."

Originally, everyone else was very interested at this moment.

Everyone wants to see how the two most skilled fortune tellers of the younger generation will "face off" and "PK".

But in the end, after all the verbal sparring, no concrete content was revealed, which made them quite disappointed.

"Yeah, this question is meaningless!"

"Even if the calculation is very accurate, as long as it is spoken, the other party will find a way to avoid it..."

"Can you guys do this?"

"Why do I feel worse than a charlatan?!"

Some people couldn't help but shout and express their dissatisfaction.

The Buddhist disciple was not in a hurry, but just looked at the divine fortune teller calmly: "How about you give another question?"

“No need.”

The fortune teller smiled, and it was a bright smile, but his hairless head and red eyes looked a little scary under that smile.

"Why not?"

The Buddhist disciple asked further.

"Because you've already lost."

The fortune teller was calm and confident.

"Where did you lose?"

"I lost because... I just asked you if you could predict what I would experience today, and you said you couldn't."

"Oh, does this count as a loss?"

The Buddhist disciple sneered, without any Buddhist mentality at all: "Tell me, how did I lose?"

"because… "

The divine fortune teller snapped his fingers lightly, and mysterious rules were operating around him, making him seem unfathomable and moving everyone.

"I can calculate what you will experience today."

"Um?"

The Buddhist was shocked: Could it be that his divination method had not failed? !

The fortune teller was so calm, as if he had already secured victory.

But how is this possible? !

The Buddhist was puzzled, but he could not show weakness at this moment, otherwise, he would lose.

Therefore, he laughed and said, "Nonsense! It seems that the world-famous fortune teller is just like this."

"I don't even know what I will experience today. The situation changes rapidly. How can you predict it accurately?"

"If you are really sure, then tell us and we will see who is better after today."

His words almost made it clear that he would cheat!

No matter whether your calculation is accurate or not, I will avoid what you say anyway and see how accurate your calculation is!

Who knows.

The fortune teller was not in a hurry and said calmly: "Of course, no problem."

"Then tell me, what will I experience today!?" The Buddhist frowned, not understanding where the fortune teller got his confidence from.

But at this moment, you absolutely cannot be stage fright.

"you… "

The fortune teller spoke with a rather mysterious tone: "There will be a bloody disaster today."

What?!

The Buddhist was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"A bloody disaster? Hahaha, well, then let's see if I will have a bloody disaster today!"

"However, after today, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep your reputation as a divine fortune teller anymore!"

"Really?"

The fortune teller grinned: "But in my opinion, you have already lost."

“Nonsense!”

"Don't believe it?"

The Buddhist's neck stiffened: "Of course I don't believe it."

"Well, since that's the case, there's no need to wait until today is over. I'd like to ask everyone present to be a witness and tell me who is the best in the younger generation in terms of deduction and divination."

"As it should be."

Lin Fan spoke up and was the first to show his support.

"Brother, you must be the best at divination~!"

The divine fortune teller followed closely behind...

Most of the others haven't reacted yet.

Will Buddhists encounter a bloody disaster

Could it be that...

Is this place very dangerous

Otherwise, how could a Buddhist disciple be in danger of bloodshed? After all, he must be well protected!

However, their doubts turned into astonishment in an instant...

boom!

The divine fortune teller who was so close suddenly made a move, his whole body bursting with glazed light, and he suddenly slapped the Buddhist disciple in the face with a big slap!