"Chirp?"
Daimao came in from the back door and stood on Lin Fan's shoulder, looking curious.
"nice one."
The guy picked up a powerful pill and said, "It can cure all diseases. If you have any disease, you can cure it. If you don't have any disease, you can strengthen your body!"
"… "
The poke of hair on Daimao's head was trembling: "Chirp!"
"Hey?! You!"
Lin Fan wanted to say something else, but Daimao had already flown into the courtyard...
If it could talk, it would definitely curse: "Although I am not a human, you are a real dog!"
"Hey, the birds of the new era have learned a lot, really..."
This guy shook his head and said, "After all, it is a pill with magic medicine added. Even if there is a problem, it can't be poison, right? Really..."
"Okay, okay, watch me swallow one myself."
He was about to take the medicine when there was a knock on the door...
"Are you home? If you are, open the door. I have something to talk to you about."
The long-lost voice of landlady Zhou Na was heard.
"Wow, you're back?"
Lin Fan opened the door and took a look, only to find Zhou Na's small BMW parked at the door, with someone sitting in the passenger seat.
Zhou Qi!
But at this moment, the boy's face was so ugly that he forced a smile at Lin Fan.
"What's going on?"
Lin Fan laughed out loud: "Your brother got beaten up?"
Zhou Na put her hands on her hips and sneered, "Yes, I beat him!"
"… Uh, no, why did you beat him up?"
"I was just about to ask you something! This guy said that you told him to pursue his true self and not be bound by the rules and regulations of reality, so that's why he... dresses like a woman, attends comic conventions, and even does live broadcasts?!"
“Huh?!”
Lin Fan was stunned.
Women's clothing? Comic convention? Live streaming!
hiss…
This kid is really good at having fun!
But, when did I tell him this? Could it be that our Saint was a scumbag? !
Lin Fan's heart skipped a beat.
As a result, I saw that this guy was constantly winking at me, clasping his fists and bowing...
OK, got it!
Nonsense!
Lin Fan coughed dryly: "Sister Na, you know my character. Although I hate those rules and regulations, how can a man wear women's clothes?!"
Zhou Qi was stunned, and then... began to tremble.
"I think so."
Zhou Na gritted her teeth and said, "I knew this guy must have lied to me. Now that we are facing each other, what else do you have to say?!"
Zhou Qi said nothing. He looked at Lin Fan with a resentful look and felt extremely sad.
"You are disloyal!!!"
He shouted.
"Little brother, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything you want. I definitely didn't say those words~!"
"Also... Sister Na, in my opinion, this desire to dress like a woman is a disease!"
"This is a disease, it needs to be treated!"
"right!"
Zhou Na nodded repeatedly, agreeing: "So I plan to take him to a psychologist and give him some counseling..."
"As a grown man, why don't you do anything else? Why do you dress like a woman and go to a crowded place like a comic convention? And you dress up prettier than me?"
Lin Fan: “…”
So that's why you got so mad
The guy grinned and said, "Hey, Sister Na, actually, you don't need to see a psychiatrist."
"Then how to cure the disease?"
“Ahem.”
He cleared his throat and said quietly, "Actually, Sister Na, you don't know me well enough. On the surface, I'm an unemployed vagrant, but in fact... I'm still a medicine seller."
"A cure-all..."
"A powerful pill that can cure all diseases? So you are a charlatan?"
“… This really is a cure-all!”
Lin Fan glared: "Sister Na, you can't destroy my innocence with empty words~"
"… "
"It won't kill anyone, will it?"
Zhou Na hesitated slightly...
"sister?!"
Zhou Qi immediately exclaimed: "Sister, I am your biological brother, what...what are you going to do?"
"Then can I poison your brother to death?" Lin Fan patted his chest and said, "Dali Wan'er, he's fine!"
"… "
"Try one!"
"sister?!"
Zhou Qi was stunned!
Lin Fan said happily: "Okay, but I can't say that the medicine can cure the disease. After all, there was no such disease as transvestite in the past..."
“…, try.”
Now that Zhou Na has made a decision, she will not change it easily.
No matter how much Zhou Qi cried and screamed, it was of no use. He just took the pill from Lin Fan and fed it to his brother.
Who exactly is Lin Fan
Zhou Na couldn't explain it clearly either.
But, knowing martial arts and being able to refine Jade Muscle Cream... these are things that only exist in legends!
So, now he has taken out the "Power Pill"... Can it be an ordinary thing? It must be a good thing!
As long as it doesn’t kill people, let Zhou Qi eat it to death!
A moment later, Zhou Qi was force-fed drugs and collapsed on the passenger seat, his face full of despair...
Only then did Lin Fan realize that Zhou Qi had difficulty walking.
Simply put, the leg was broken?!
"His legs?!"
"… "
Zhou Na looked embarrassed: "Well, you know, I have the thing you gave me in my body now, and I can't control it, so..."
Lin Fan: “(⊙o⊙)…”
Why does this sound so strange?!
Although Lin Fan understood what Zhou Na meant, no matter how he listened to it or thought about it, it felt strange and something was wrong...
Zhou Qi: "(O_O)??!!!!"
"Wow!!! You guys actually, actually?!!!"
This guy, what did he leave inside my body? ! ! !
So my sister couldn't control herself? And then she broke my leg?! She broke my leg directly!!!
So here comes the question.
Men, what can you leave inside a woman?! You can figure it out with your butt, right
Moreover, even if she kept that thing, how could a woman not be able to control herself? ! This is totally unreasonable.
unless…
She's pregnant?!
Because when you are pregnant, you are said to have a bad temper and can’t control yourself…
What the hell?!
This guy got my sister pregnant after sleeping with her, and he still cheated me so hard that I got my legs broken?!
Zhou Qi was stunned. What the hell was going on?!
He instantly imagined a big drama...
Once out…
This pair of 'adulterers' were in cahoots with each other. They knew from the beginning that I had a fetish for dressing up as women, so they let Lin Fan pretend to wear women's clothes to seduce me to follow him!
And then…they were still pretending to be strangers, but in fact they had been together for a long time and even had a child!!!
Woo woo woo, I was kept in the dark and only now do I understand the reason behind all this!
"What's that expression on your face?"
Looking at Zhou Qi's expression of shock, heartache, misery, helplessness, despair and anger, Lin Fan blinked: "Brother, do you feel something is wrong?"
“There’s nothing right with me!!!”
Bang!
The car door opened, and the guy jumped out, pointing at Lin Fan: "You...you...you actually, me, ah!!!"
He sighed deeply, as if he had endless sorrow and felt extremely uncomfortable.
"That's all."
In the end, Zhou Qi laughed miserably: "Be good to my sister, otherwise, I will not let you go no matter what I say."
Then, the guy turned around.
His expression suddenly couldn't be maintained and the corners of his mouth were twisted to the back of his ears.
They are together?!
It’s good to be together!
If they are together and have told me about it, then won't they just be all kissing and loving each other and have no time to care about me
The freedom that I, Zhou Qi, have been looking forward to for many years has finally come!!!
"etc!!!"
Before he could run away, Zhou Na stopped him.
The smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and turned into grief and anger as he turned around: "What's wrong, sister?!"
"Your legs!?"
Zhou Na's red lips turned directly into a zero shape.
Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, then he reacted and looked at his legs in disbelief...
He was so excited just now that he almost forgot that he was still holding his leg up! His leg was still in a cast, but now
"Ouch, fuck, that hurts!"
He fell to the ground, and Zhou Na's expression changed slightly.
But the next second, Zhou Qi's expression of pain disappeared, and he knocked on the plaster on his leg, his face full of confusion: "???"
"It doesn't seem to hurt much?"
"this!?"
Zhou Na looked at Lin Fan: "You..."
"It can cure all diseases. It's a powerful pill. It's a powerful pill."
Lin Fan grinned, but at the same time, he was a little shocked.
This thing works so well!
It’s so good!
It's been less than three minutes since I swallowed it, and the fracture is healed
Bullshit!
"I… "
Zhou Na opened her mouth but found that she didn't know what to say. This scene happened right before her eyes and she had to believe it!
But the problem is that this is too "unscientific".
"Your medicine?"
"The pills are very useful."
“!!!!”
Zhou Na was stunned, and seemed to suddenly think of something, and then... she kicked the plaster board on Zhou Qi's leg.
Crack!
The plasterboard suddenly exploded, and Zhou Qi almost peed his pants.
"Sister?! You... you stop it!"
"I am your biological brother, are you going to break my legs again to see how the medicine works?!"
He was also shocked by the magic of this medicine just now, but at this moment... Oh my god, he even suspected that Zhou Na could break her legs again just to test the efficacy of the medicine.
"Nonsense, I'm not a fool!"
Zhou Na scolded, "Go home and stop embarrassing yourself here. Lin Fan and I have something important to discuss!"
"… "
Zhou Qi quickly got up, turned around and ran.
"Tsk, these two people just think I'm a light bulb... Damn it!"
…
"Come inside and talk!"
After pulling Lin Fan into the house, Zhou Na's face was slightly solemn: "The medicine you told me and Qin Ya about before, is this the so-called 'power pill'?"
"right."
Lin Fan nodded.
This is what Lin Zixiao said, but what is the difference between us and her? Right
"I have seen the effect of curing diseases and healing injuries." Zhou Na whispered: "It's incredible."
"If it really has the effects you said, such as prolonging life, preventing all diseases, whitening and anti-aging, then this medicine is priceless!"
This is amazing!
Both Chinese and Western medicine have similar sayings that it takes a hundred days to heal a broken bone, especially a broken bone, which may take a hundred days to heal.
But what about Lin Fan
After taking one pill, within two or three minutes, I was already full of energy...
Isn’t the effect of this medicine intuitive enough