"What a psycho!"
Seeing that the other party didn't reply, the 43-year-old Chen An scratched his feet and cursed: "Can this guy really run to Wuyi Mountain to meet in person?"
"Is this mentally retarded, or are you kidding me?"
"If you want to buy tea, buy tea. If you don't want to buy tea, just delete me. What the hell are you doing here?"
"Neuropathy!!!"
As a senior 'tea girl'.
Chen An said he was very tired.
What kind of customers have you not encountered
Some people tease me, some people take the initiative and sell me things, and some people curse me...
But I've never met someone who goes straight to the point of meeting in person. Isn't that crazy
"This guy hasn't bought a penny of tea from the beginning to now. If business wasn't so bad right now, I would have ignored you a long time ago. Why are you still here to meet me?!"
"Fuck! Forget it, just delete me as a friend."
He cursed and deleted the friend.
But the next moment.
Bang!
The door was suddenly opened violently, and Chen An's scalp exploded. The thick wooden door was directly shattered into pieces? !
I drove towards the door and found a handsome young man standing at the door. He looked like a handsome guy from a movie. He was out of place with the surroundings.
"Who are you? What are you doing?!"
Chen An's scalp felt numb.
This person
He doesn't know!
But can he be a good person if he breaks into his own home and is so violent? No, should I say, is he a human being? !
"Are you Xiaowan?"
At the door, Lin Zixiao's face was cold.
"who?"
Chen An was stunned.
"Xiao Wan!?"
"I am not!"
Chen An's face turned pale. "My daughter's name is Xiaowan. Who are you? What do you want to see Xiaowan for?"
"Your daughter?!"
Lin Zixiao's eyes narrowed slightly, and many causal lines related to Chen An suddenly appeared in her eyes. Looking carefully, she could indeed see her daughter.
But here comes the problem.
There is no cause and effect between him and his daughter.
In other words…
"You still don't admit it?!"
"Didn't you say you were a girl, a kindergarten teacher, and helped your grandfather pick tea leaves every day? Why, that's also your daughter?"
“?!”
Chen An reacted.
It seems that this bitch is not here to look for my daughter, but for me? !
But why bother?!
Is that so?!
I'm just a 'tea girl'!
It's not like I'm doing anything illegal or criminal. You... you're too scary!
Chen An almost cried: "My online name... is Xiaowan."
"You admit it, right?"
Lin Zixiao was so angry that his lungs were about to explode!
The first 'online friend' I made on Earth, I even wanted to 'match' her with Lin Fan...
Now it seems like there’s no point in matchmaking!
If these two were to get together, not only that guy, but even I wouldn’t be able to bear it!
She angrily asked, "Why are you pretending to be a woman?"
“Why did you lie to me?!”
"Big Big Brother..."
Chen An was dumbfounded. He looked at the angry Lin Zixiao, then looked at his door and said bitterly, "This is my job."
"Not really, bro?"
"We tea girls are all like this... I'm not kidding you, but..."
"But to lie to everyone, right?"
Chen An: “…”
What the hell is this?!
Isn't selling tea girls an open profession? Otherwise, our business will become increasingly difficult.
So what the hell are you so angry about
Have you never heard of it before
This is too ignorant, isn't it
At this moment, Chen An was complaining madly in his heart, but he really didn't dare to say it out loud...
"Brother, that's not what I meant. It's my job... I want to apologize to you. I'm sorry?"
He wanted to curse, but he didn't dare.
The thick wooden door of his house was shattered into pieces, as if it had been blown up by a bomb. How could he not be afraid
"There is such a profession?!"
Lin Zixiao was slightly stunned.
"Yes, yes, brother, yes..."
Chen An nodded repeatedly, even more speechless: This girl really doesn't know the profession of a tea girl? !
"… "
"No matter what!"
Lin Zixiao glared: "I am so disappointed..."
"… "
Chen An was even more confused.
You owe me money
What's wrong with you? You can't be attracted to me, right?! Although the photo I sent is indeed very beautiful, but... cough cough cough!!
At this moment, Chen An suddenly understood.
First of all, the other party doesn't know the profession of tea girl...
Secondly, I have been sending him photos of beautiful women, and I have been saying that I am very loving, like children, and respect the elderly...
Then…
It seems like there's nothing wrong with him falling in love with 'himself'
Pooh!
There's nothing wrong with your ass. It's a serious problem!
Chen An finally understood.
This is going to cause trouble!
I must have been so happy that the other person mistook me for his online love partner, but when I ran over, I saw a fat guy like me who picked his toes.
Who can remain calm with this huge gap in their hearts? !
Combined with this guy's inhuman "force"... I'm afraid I'm going to die today?!
Thinking of this, Chen An's legs began to tremble involuntarily, and he kept saying, "Brother, I really didn't mean it. People in our industry are like this. I thought you knew, brother..."
"Let my brother go..."
God damn, people like you are like this!
This moment.
Lin Zixiao was very depressed, and felt that his good mood disappeared instantly...
What is this?!
It was originally my first time taking a plane, and I was going to travel around the country looking for alchemy furnaces, and I could also meet netizens by the way. I was quite happy, but what was the result
What is this?!
She was depressed and couldn't help asking: "Who is your big brother?!"
"Shut up!"
"I don't care what your business is like, but it's a fact that you lied to me!"
"I was wrong, brother, I was wrong..."
"You're still screaming?!"
Lin Zixiao was so angry that his lungs almost exploded: "If you tell me to do that again, I'll beat you to death!"
"What do you want to do?"
Chen An was also very nervous at this moment and was almost scared to death.
what to do
Lin Zixiao was stunned. He thought about it for a long time and found that he really didn't know what to do for a moment.
kill
That’s too easy. Now I can do it with just a glance.
But this doesn’t mean…
And the laws of the earth, right? You can't kill people casually.
But the problem is that if you don’t do something, you will feel unhappy!
Then, her eyes rolled and she had an idea!
"This guy just likes to cheat people. In order to prevent others from being deceived, I should destroy his tools!"
What was Chen An’s tool for committing the crime
Computer!
Lin Zixiao did not say a word, and dodged so fast that Chen An could not see clearly, and then slapped the computer desk lightly.
then…
Bang!
There was a muffled sound, and the next moment, the computer desk...
No more!
Along with the computer desk, the host, keyboard, and monitor are also gone...
Chen An: “???”
what happened
He was confused!
At this moment, Lin Zixiao, who was about to leave, was so angry that he kicked the stool where this guy was sitting.
Bang!
The stool exploded and Chen An fell to the ground instantly, but... a piece of the stool leg went straight into the bull's eye.
“Ouch!”
Chen An screamed like a ghost and jumped up suddenly, looking completely dumbfounded.
When I looked again, Lin Zixiao was no longer in the house.
“What on earth… just happened!?”
He was stunned.
The computer desk in front of him, along with all its accessories, disappeared, replaced by a pair of powders of various colors.
When the wind blows... it fills the whole room.
So, where is my computer
Chen An opened his mouth.
The pain on his butt was a little unbearable for him. He reached out and touched it, then put it in front of his eyes. The bright red color was particularly eye-catching.
“Bleeding?!”
He wanted to cry...
"etc!"
“My, my computer!!!”
"I just bought a computer yesterday, my new computer!!!"
In just a moment, he let out a miserable cry, but Lin Zixiao had already gone...
…
I felt sad for a long time.
Chen An covered his butt and limped to his bedroom.
There…
There is an old computer that has been eliminated, so it is only used as a computer to store surveillance videos.
At this moment, he was a little scared.
"What exactly happened? The surveillance camera should be able to see it clearly, right?"
"How did my computer disappear? How did that guy leave? Did he encounter a ghost?!"
Thinking of this, he shuddered.
After all, this is really not in line with common sense.
How could a person blow up his own door and smash it into pieces with his bare hands
That's fine, but the high-end computer I just bought, along with all its accessories and even the computer desk, has all turned to dust?!
Could it be that there is a Thanos in the computer world who collected all six stones, snapped his fingers, and then my new computer was one of the halves that turned to gray
This is too fucking ridiculous!
Trembling, I turned on the surveillance video and adjusted it to the moment before your door was opened...
Then…
As a result, through the surveillance camera outside the door, Chen An discovered that the handsome guy suddenly appeared like a ghost. Before that, he could only barely see a blurry shadow flash by!
"Fuck!"
The sudden appearance of this figure made Chen An scream in shock and almost peed his pants.
Then…
An even more shocking scene appeared!
Bang!
The 'handsome guy' just stood there, seemingly doing nothing, and the solid wooden door of his house suddenly exploded into pieces.
Then, a conversation between the two people occurred.
During the conversation, it was quite normal.
Chen An didn't find anything unusual through the surveillance cameras in the house, but... he already knew that this 'handsome guy' was probably not a human, so how could Chen An remain calm
Especially after seeing the conversation, that 'handsome guy' instantly turned into a blurry shadow and flashed by me...
Then, the computer desk, computer, peripherals, etc. all turned into "powder".
The chair he was sitting on also exploded instantly, and then his chrysanthemum was broken and the ground was covered with wounds...