"What on earth am I doing..."
Chen An immediately started shaking: "Did you encounter a ghost?"
“What the hell!!”
"So, now those things down there will also chat online?"
“That’s right!”
At this moment, Chen An suddenly understood and connected everything through his own imagination.
"He's a young man, how could he not know about the existence of tea girls? This thing can fool middle-aged and elderly people, but how about fooling young people? There are even many young people who wait for tea girls to come to their doorsteps and then tease them, right?!"
"And he's too handsome to be human, which is also a big problem!"
"Unless, he has been down there all along, it's a ghost!"
"Only ghosts would not know the existence of the tea girl and believe it..."
Oh my god!
When Chen An thought of this, his heart beat faster and even his breathing almost stopped.
"According to those stories, ghosts who come to visit netizens must be trying to take them away. The reason I'm still alive is probably because I'm a man, right?"
"If I were really the girl in the photo, I'd probably already..."
"hiss!!!!"
At this moment, Chen An only felt that the temperature around him dropped a lot in an instant, and he almost felt stupid!
Trembling, he copied a clip of the surveillance video to his mobile phone, and then fled for his life. Was the door broken
What's more important than your own life
It wasn't until he got to a crowded place that he calmed down a little, but even so, he was still very scared.
until…
He suddenly thought of something!
"Oh no, could he have added other people?!"
At this moment, Chen An was so confused that he even opened his "colleague group" and sent a message: "Brothers, are you okay?"
"how?"
Soon, many people responded.
"What could be the matter? Is something wrong with you?"
"Hey, I'm free. I haven't made any orders today. There are more and more tea girls now, and there are obviously not enough rich men!"
After most people responded, Chen An breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that everything is fine. I suggest that everyone should not do this business in the future."
"What happened? Were you arrested by the police?"
"Not really. We don't cheat, steal or rob. We sell tea in a legitimate way. At most, we just package ourselves a little bit..."
"Fuck the police! If it was the police, I wouldn't be afraid!" Chen An sent a voice message and started cursing: "I fucking met a ghost today!"
"ah?!"
"grass!"
"Old Chen, what kind of ghost story are you telling us in broad daylight?"
"That's right. We are a bunch of grown men. Are we afraid of you talking about this?"
"You're crazy, it's okay, I'm going to continue working, I just added a few hundred people, and I'm getting ready to cast my net..."
"Still casting a net? You really don't want to live!" Chen An cursed: "Okay, you don't believe it, right? You all think I'm joking, right? Fuck, I'll show you the video!"
"I was freaking scared to death. My anus is still covered with wounds. I didn't dare go to the hospital because the hospital is full of yin energy. I was afraid of running into that ghost again!"
He cursed and uploaded a copy of the video to the "colleague group" and said, "Whether you are afraid of death or not is up to you. Anyway, I don't care. I don't dare to take this job. Damn, I won't say anything more. The doctor I contacted is here. Let him take a look at my anus..."
…
Chen An stopped speaking.
But dozens of local "colleagues" in the group were all puzzled.
"What the hell?"
"Isn't Old Chen the one who doesn't believe in these things?"
"Maybe something happened?"
“Hey, just watch the video and you’ll know!”
“Yes, yes, watch the video!”
…
The video is not long, only three minutes from beginning to end, everyone has time to watch it, so everyone online clicked on the video...
Three minutes later...
The group exploded.
"What the hell!?"
“(ΩДΩ)!!!”
"What the fuck is this?"
"I know a little bit about technology, so I slowed it down 32 times. Because his camera is so crappy, there are already a lot of residual images when it is slowed down to this extent. Then I saw... that thing whoosh, in less than a second!!!
I don't know how, but the computer and the desk were turned into powder, and the chair was also broken, leaving Old Chen with a broken chrysanthemum, and then whoosh, the person was gone!"
"Damn it, this is fucking hell!!!"
"But don't tell me, that ghost is pretty good-looking?!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, no matter how good-looking a ghost is, he's still a ghost, and a man at that. Are you interested in that?!"
Amidst the cursing and hair-raising exchanges, someone was relatively calm and suggested a possibility: "Old Chen himself has left the video, and his anus is indeed 'withered'. It hurts me to watch it, so it is definitely not a video found on the Internet, but is it possible that it is a synthesis?"
"Impossible!" The group member who just said he knew a little bit of technology swore: "I said, I know a little bit of technology, although not in depth, but I can still tell whether a video has been edited and synthesized."
“It’s for sure, this is the original video!”
"Fuck! Stop talking, you idiot. I'm fucking scared..."
"This is really hell!"
"What the hell, this ghost actually came to my house for this reason. Damn it, it turns out that our industry is definitely a high-risk industry!"
"what to do?!"
Scared to death!
Who isn't afraid at this moment
If it was an edited video or a special effects video or something, then everyone would just watch it for fun, but now, this happened to someone I know!
The cause is actually related to each of them, because they are all doing the same thing.
What if I encountered this kind of thing? !
That ghost is so damn powerful!
“Call the police!”
At this time, Chen An bubbled up again.
"Old Chen, is your chrysanthemum okay?"
"It's nothing! The damn doctor is cleaning my wound and stitching it up. He said it hurts a lot and asked me to find something to do..."
"…So what did you find?"
"nonsense?"
Chen An angrily scolded: "In ancient times, Guan Yu was so focused on playing chess that he scraped his bones to heal his wounds. Today, I, Chen An, angrily scolded my friends for sewing their anus!"
“Hiss, 66666!”
"Ruthless man!"
"Cool cowhide..."
"Six hammer blows, it hurts so much, I'm calling the police now, this shit is not over yet..."
Having said that, Chen An was about to call the police, but someone tried to dissuade him.
"Wait, Lao Chen, what do you say when you call the police?"
"What do you mean? Of course I told you the truth!"
"So, you're going to call the police and say: I've been bitten by a ghost, can you guys help me catch the ghost?"
puff!!!
A large number of group members who were following this matter couldn't help laughing out loud when they saw this, but in order to consider Chen An's emotions, they did not post it to the group.
When Chen An saw this sentence, he was stunned.
Fuck you!
What are you talking about
He cursed: "Of course I'm not that stupid. How can I tell them about this? Can't I just say I saw a ghost and ask them for help?"
"…Isn't it the same thing? You called the police and asked them to catch a ghost? They just hung up on you to give you face. They might even accuse you of making a false report and spreading rumors, and they might even arrest you!"
Seeing this sentence, Chen An was stunned, and then reacted.
This is really nonsense!
Call the police and ask them to come and catch the ghost
I'm afraid it would be almost like getting myself arrested!
"Then... what should I do?... Ouch, it hurts so much!"
Hearing Chen An's screams and thinking about what happened to him, all the group members felt their scalps tingling. While considering whether they should change their careers, they also helped to offer advice.
"Calling the police is definitely out of the question."
"Yes, yes, that's definitely impossible!"
"Well, I suggest you go directly to the police station with the video. That way, the police can't say you made a false report, right?"
Chen An: "That makes sense. Can they help me catch the ghost?"
"Who knows?"
"Well, it's not certain whether they will accept this case... How about this, I know an old Taoist priest in the mountains, he's very good at catching ghosts, let's make preparations, you finish sewing your chrysanthemum and call the police, I will help you contact this old Taoist priest, when you are done, we can ask him for help?"
"Okay, let's do it!"
Chen An has made up his mind, let’s do it!
Then... split up!
The anus is done, but it hurts!
But at this time Chen An didn't care about so much, and went straight to the nearest police station, even on a motorcycle!
…
In the police station, a female police officer who had just graduated was sitting there...
Chen An felt much better when he saw it. He walked over and said, "Uncle policeman... er, officer."
Policewoman Zhao Tongtong was both angry and amused: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"
"I'll call the police."
Call the police?!
Zhao Tongtong's eyes lit up.
I have just been working for a few days, and no one has come to report a case during these days. At most, people call the police, but I am not the one who answers the phone. Now that the first case has finally come to me, I can't help but feel excited.
But... When she saw Chen An's miserable complexion, she couldn't show it, so she said, "Please speak!"
At the same time, turn on your computer and prepare to record.
"Um, officer, I want you to help me catch a ghost."
Zhao Tongtong, who was full of excitement, said: "(O_O)???"
Crash!
It was as if a bucket of ice water was poured from head to toe, just like the ice bucket challenge. Zhao Tongtong's excitement instantly cooled: "What did you say?"
"Comrade police, I'm serious!"
Chen An spoke word by word: "I want you to catch ghosts."
Zhao Tongtong: "… If you want to catch ghosts, go find a Taoist priest or a witch. Why are you looking for us police officers? That is not our business scope."
She almost laughed out of anger.
I waited so long for a case, and this is the result?!
"I'm telling you, harassing the police is considered obstructing public service. I have the right to detain you! Also, is this what you call calling the police?!"