"This week, Big Head, it's really..."
Su Muxue couldn't help but complain: "Why do you have to get so close to him when you can do something else? Does he think his head looks good?"
"Who doesn't know he has a big head?"
Qi Zi Fan: “…”
Um…
At times like this, we just need to listen quietly, right
As for this person who was complained by Su Muxue as Zhou Big Head, Qi Zifan was actually not unfamiliar with him, because Qi Zixiao had introduced him before.
This "big head" is named Zhou Yuan, and he is the preaching elder of the Purple Mansion Holy Land. Of course, there is nothing wrong with calling him the elder who transmits skills.
In Qi Zifan's opinion, his main responsibility is basically equivalent to those of the more powerful academic professors in the university, who are responsible for giving open classes.
As for general cultivation issues, the elders from each peak will explain them clearly to the younger generations.
However, the masters of each peak are not incapable of some more advanced Taoist methods, Taoist techniques, or cultivation confusions, but this kind of open class can help disciples from each peak to communicate with each other and improve each other...
In addition, Zhou Yuan had a deep understanding of the Tao, so he was the one who basically taught this open class.
Occasionally, Xiao Zhan and others would give a few "open classes". After all, alchemy and the like were quite important to immortal cultivators.
However, this time the open class was a little 'novel', instead of gathering many disciples together, it was taught directly through 'mobile phones'...
Taking online classes?!
Qi Zifan's eyes rolled around and he sighed in his heart.
"My fellow disciples of the Saint, I'm really not trying to trick you!"
“Although we invented the live streaming function, we never thought of letting them use it to take online classes… Who let them learn it on their own?”
"Alas, it is you who have to suffer this disaster. It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me~"
Without thinking about the fear and despair of the children on the other side of the world about taking online classes, Qi Zifan felt...
So beautiful!
Hehehehe.
What would it be like if cultivators took online classes
Today we are going to see it!
…
“Way, way, way?!”
In the picture, it was still Zhou Yuan's "big head". He seemed to be confused: "Can you hear it? Can you see it?"
"Why hasn't anyone responded..."
The next moment.
The response came.
Lu Ming from Jiushen Peak: "Elder Zhou, you are too scary. You should move away!!!"
The best alchemist of the younger generation: "If I can hear you, I just ask you to stay away. You almost scared me to death!"
He only wanted to refine his eyes and pupils: "Elder Zhou wants to preach? But you don't have to get so close..."
“Give me the phone!”
Seeing that the barrage was interesting, Su Muxue actually took the phone and started operating it.
A moment later…
Immediately afterwards, another barrage of comments passed by.
Saint: "Zhou Dabo, do you want to scare me to death? Why don't you move away?! If you want to preach, just preach properly, why are you doing this?"
Zhou Yuan's head froze for a moment: "..."
Then, he stepped back a little.
Finally, I could see his full appearance. At this moment, he was sitting cross-legged on a big rock. Behind him was endless clouds and mist, which made him look like an immortal.
Anyway, it is at least countless times better than the big head in front of me before.
Qi Zi Fan: “????”
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Su Muxue was a little curious: "I know I am very attractive to women now, but you know, I am also a woman~"
"Uncle Master!!!"
Qi Zifan held his forehead with one hand and asked, "Why am I looking at you like this? Don't you have any idea?"
He sighed helplessly: "You are using my phone..."
"Yeah, your phone, what's wrong?!"
"You used my phone to... blast Elder Zhou!"
"Forehead… "
Su Muxue was stunned: "Hey, what's the big deal?"
Bang!
She patted Su Muxue's shoulder and said, "Don't worry. If Zhou Datou dares to bear a grudge and make things difficult for you, just ask me, your uncle, for help."
"Can't I beat him to death?!"
Qi Zi Fan: “…”
have to!
This 'master' is more like a 'Gangster' than an immortal cultivator. With his personality and the way he does things, it would be a shame if he didn't join the underworld!
…
After a brief moment of surprise, Zhou Yuan made sure that all his disciples could see him and hear his words, so he wiped his beard and smiled calmly.
"Now, the era of great strife has begun. Many of my disciples from the Holy Land have gone out, but the determination to cultivate the Dao must not be broken!"
"Fortunately, with the existence of mobile phones and live broadcasts, we can talk freely even if we are thousands of miles apart."
"And today, I, the old Taoist priest, will preach to you through this live broadcast function!"
"As always, you will listen to me first, and then you can ask questions after I finish. Do you understand?"
Qi Zi Fan grabbed the phone...
Send out a barrage.
Saint: "If you understand, deduct one!"
Lu Ming from Dionysus Peak: "Deduct one?"
Saint: "Just send a barrage of 'one'!"
"One~"
"One~"
"one… "
Suddenly, the barrage was densely packed with the same.
Zhou Yuan blinked and nodded with satisfaction when he saw this: "Saint Lady, this method is quite good. I'll take note of it. I'll give you a one-point deduction if I understand it. It's really good."
Zhou Yuan said he learned it!
Isn’t this convenient
Otherwise, do you understand the way I asked the question just now
Aren’t the answers varied? And the majority of them look real
"I didn't expect that this little live broadcast could contain so much knowledge. As expected, the ocean of learning is endless, just like our heart of seeking truth, it should be as solid as a rock, indestructible!"
"Today, let's start with the heart of seeking the truth..."
"Ah, I almost forgot."
"After this sermon, you need to write down your thoughts and feelings about it within three days and send it to me."
"If you don't have it, or it's the same as others... then you definitely won't want to try it."
"Understood, deduction!"
Zhou Yuan added.
Then... naturally there is a large area of one.
But the thing is…
To all the disciples who are watching the live broadcast, this is against their will!!!
…
Bacchus Peak.
Fan Jianqiang wanted to curse.
"this!!!"
"I shouldn't have watched this live broadcast!"
It’s fine to listen to this boring sermon, but you also need to write your reflections? Don’t wait for such a trick! Although listening to sermons was also troublesome in the past, I could just bear with it and it would pass!
After all, if you don’t go, the master will beat you.
But what about now
Not only do you have to listen, but if you don't, you'll be punished with mixed doubles!
That's fine, but after listening, you still have to do 'homework'
“Kill me!”
This guy was howling like a ghost.
Lu Ming next to him looked resentful: "Senior Brother..."
"how?!"
"Can you change your online name?"
He saw it!
Fan Jianqiang's online name is actually --- Jiushenfeng Lu Ming
So the question is, you are Lu Ming, who am I? !
Lu Ming glanced at his online name again - Heart to the Sky...
"Junior brother!"
Fan Jianqiang's expression remained unchanged, but he said earnestly: "You don't know, Senior Brother is doing this to sharpen you!"
"Besides, a name is just a code name. You can call me Lu Ming, I can call me Lu Ming, and everyone can call me Lu Ming. What's more, it's just an online name?"
"What's the difference..."
"But, Senior Brother." Lu Ming wanted to say, although I am honest, I am not stupid!
"If you use this online name... people will use the internet to beat me up."
In the middle, there was something he didn't dare say.
That is…
With your ability to cause trouble and your 'skills' in insulting others, I'm really afraid that someone will beat you to death through the Internet!
"How come?"
After hearing this, Fan Jianqiang waved his hands repeatedly: "It's impossible. I, your senior brother, am the most honest and simple person. I will never provoke others, so how could I implicate you?"
Lu Ming: “…”
He glanced at Tian Qi who was sleeping on the tree and "keeping an eye" on him. He said nothing, and everything was self-explanatory.
"Ahem..."
Fan Jianqiang coughed dryly, then sighed: "Alas, Junior Brother, I am doing this for your own good! Think about it, even though you got beaten up last time, have you embarked on the path to immortality and fulfilled your own dream?!"
"And hasn't Master's Wife treated you well? How dare you hold such a grudge?"
Swish!
Tian Qi opened his eyes and glanced at Lu Ming...
"I...why would I bear a grudge against my master's wife? Brother, you misunderstood." Lu Ming was stunned. After thinking about it carefully, isn't that the case
Although he had been beaten up before, he had embarked on the path to immortality, and his master's wife had been urging him on, allowing him to cultivate at a rapid pace.
In this way, I made a profit
He suddenly felt ashamed: "Brother, I misunderstood you..."
"No problem!"
Fan Jianqiang smiled calmly: "How could I blame you?"
"But after thinking about it, I think I should give you this online name. However, you haven't practiced enough."
"How about this, Senior Brother, I will test you. If you pass the test, then I will change my name."
"What's the test, brother?"
"In addition to writing a copy of your thoughts on Elder Zhou's sermon and handing it to Elder Zhou, write another copy from another perspective and hand it to me. If I think it's up to standard, I will return this online name to its original owner."
"Okay, senior brother!"
Lu Ming was full of confidence.
This is my senior brother’s care and love for me!
How could I let my brother down
"Well, this young man is teachable~"
Fan Jianqiang nodded calmly, but he was already very happy in his heart...
…
Fan Jianqiang was happy.
The other disciples who were watching the live broadcast wanted to vomit blood...
It’s like when I was in elementary school, after the teacher finished a class, he said, “Come on, write a review based on what I said, no less than 800 words!”
Do you make primary school students collapse?!
It’s okay for elementary school students, at least they have experience. It’s not the first time anyway, so they all have experience, right
But for immortal cultivators, this is definitely the first time!
In the past, people just listened to the lecture and that was it, but how could there be homework after class? !
collapse!!!
Total breakdown!!!