Strange peak.
The fortune teller was speechless for a while...
The followers beside him were also stunned and couldn't help asking, "Brother, do I have to write down this realization?"
“You can ask for yourselves.”
The fortune teller was very depressed.
Isn't this nonsense
Elder Ren Zhou has said that there will be consequences if you don’t write it, and it sounds like the consequences are very serious. You ask me if I must write it
You think I want to write?!
If I could not write, I would...
Um
Suddenly, the fortune teller had an idea.
He found that since he had more and more dealings with Her Highness the Saint, his thinking seemed to be completely opened up and his mind became more and more flexible.
Many times, some unconventional ideas will pop up.
For example, now...
"Zhao Yang!"
"Brother?"
"It has been a while since you voluntarily followed me, right?"
"Brother, it's been more than three years..." Zhao Yang sighed: "Over the years, thanks to your guidance, Zhao Yang has benefited a lot."
"Well, that's good!"
"However, I, the Divine Calculator, am also someone who strives to be the best. As my followers, you must also work hard."
"Brother, don't worry, Zhao Yang will definitely..."
"No, Elder Zhou's words did give me some ideas."
"So, I decided to set up some assessments!"
"Examination...Examination?!?"
After hearing this, Zhao Yang was stunned!
What the hell
It feels like something big is about to happen?!
"Yes, assessment!"
"But for the moment, I haven't figured out a systematic assessment method. For now, let's follow Elder Zhou's instructions."
"Within three days after Elder Zhou finishes his sermon, you must also write me a reflection, but it must be different from the one you wrote to Elder Zhou!"
"I want to see how much progress you have made in the past three years."
"Zhao Yang, you have to understand my good intentions. I really hope that you can also pursue the truth with all your heart and strive to be the best..."
"Brother, Zhao Yangming... understands."
Zhao Yang’s face turned pale.
Several other followers nearby could hardly hold back their trembling and were on the verge of collapse!
One serving was enough to make them pull out countless strands of hair. If they had another serving...
Oh my god!
Are you still alive
Fortunately, the fortune teller did not look at them, nor did he arrange any "assessment" for them, which made them gradually feel relieved.
This made Zhao Yang even more nervous.
Why did Senior Brother Fang only test me and not others
Is it because they are dissatisfied with me? Do they think I have neglected my practice? Or do they think I have a better future than others and have higher expectations of me
So nervous!
However, this also made him firm in his thinking.
"I must write something that will satisfy my senior brother!"
But he didn't know that at this moment, the divine fortune teller was extremely satisfied with his approach and ideas.
"Sure enough, it would be much easier to do things using your Highness's ideas~"
"I have one, two, three... a total of thirty-seven followers. Even if each of them undergoes an 'assessment' once, that would be thirty-seven times..."
"Yeah, comfortable."
…
Wanxing Peak.
The Holy Son came out with a dark face: "Each of you write two reflections, they must be different. Give one to Elder Zhou and the other to me!"
"Yes, Your Highness..."
The Dharma protectors looked at each other and almost cried.
…
at the same time.
Countless Purple Mansion disciples are on the verge of collapse...
Insights
How do you write this thing?!
If it is the insights gained from practicing magic or something, it’s fine. At most you can just write down the process and experiences.
But preaching...
The word "Tao" is inherently mysterious.
Otherwise there wouldn't be the saying 'it can only be understood but not expressed in words'!
Now let’s write our reflections?!
This this this…
Everyone is stupid, right?!
This moment.
All the disciples who were watching the live broadcast felt the fear of being dominated by the "online class"!
In other words, the scariest thing is not taking online classes.
Instead, after the online class, we still have to assign homework! Check the homework!!
…
Zhongzhou.
Qi Zifan blinked his eyes: "Uncle Master, I feel that Elder Zhou is holding a grudge against me..."
"He called out my name and said he remembered it!"
“… Zixiao, don’t be afraid! Uncle Master has already said that if he dares to cause trouble for you, I will let him know why the flowers are so red.”
Su Muxue said earnestly: "For example, you don't have to write this realization!"
"ah?"
"I came up with this idea!"
Su Muxue was somewhat complacent: "If I say I won't write, you don't have to write. If he dares to speak, just let him come to me!"
"… "
Hurrah!!!
It’s really a pitfall!
Not only did he trick the enemy, this time, he tricked almost all the disciples in the entire Purple Mansion Holy Land...
This time, there are at least tens of millions of people!
What a huge pitfall!
This guy was almost trembling.
There is such a big pit next to me... If I get hurt accidentally...
"That's strange."
Qi Zifan suddenly realized: "I was thinking of using the phone to auction, and then get the Fire of Gold and the Water of Gold, and by the way, see if there is any 'potential' to be the protagonist, and pick up a bargain or something."
"How did this suddenly turn into robbing the treasure house and running away?"
"… "
"It must be because of that idiot Su Paopao!"
This guy doesn't know whether he should be happy or sad.
To say it's a loss...
Not a loss at all.
But speaking of making money...
I will definitely be able to trace it back to myself afterwards, tsk tsk tsk…
…
The sermon continues.
As the preaching master of Zifu Holy Land, Zhou Yuan's sermons were so eloquent and profound that he spoke like a lotus.
Even though Qi Zifan didn't quite understand what he was saying, he still felt it was very profound and benefited a lot from it...
Don’t be fooled by the fact that this guy starts off by reciting the Tao Te Ching and has also condensed a golden ring of merit.
That’s simply because there is no Tao Te Ching in this world!
This guy can recite it, but you want him to understand it
fart!
That thing is so profound, how do you understand it
Not to mention him, even Qi Zixiao couldn't understand it.
Only a big shot at Mo Daolin's level can listen to it once and benefit from it infinitely...
At this moment, Zhou Yuan's sermon was a little 'profound' for Qi Zifan, but it was not so profound that he could not understand it at all, so it was a big help.
but…
Haven't listened to it for long.
Su Muxue spoke again.
“How boring!”
"The sermon was so boring. If I hadn't been on my way, I would have fallen asleep!"
She looked disgusted and said, "No wonder I used to fall asleep whenever I heard the preaching elders give lectures!"
Okay!
Qi Zifan muttered secretly.
This person's image is more "three-dimensional".
Do you have a physical condition that makes you feel sleepy as soon as you listen to a class
Don’t mention it, I have this physique too!
…
This lecture lasted half a day.
It was already dark when Zhou Yuan finished in a low voice: "Let me stop my sermon today."
"Remember, give me your insights within three days!"
"Don't think about being lazy, and don't think that I don't know who is watching the live broadcast. I can get the list. You wait, take care of yourself..."
Click!
The live broadcast is over.
Before Qi Zifan could say anything, Su Muxue made a "Pooh" sound.
“It’s finally over!”
"You almost suffocated me!"
"But I think this live broadcast is really interesting. Come on, Zixiao, take my phone and record me!"
Qi Zifan looked at the phone Su Muxue stuffed in his hand and blinked: "???"
"I want to broadcast live!" Su Muxue vowed and was in high spirits.
"… "
“What are you streaming?”
"Of course I will pass on my valuable experience!"
Su Muxue raised her neck and returned to her original appearance. She was incredibly beautiful, with a white, smooth, delicate and slender neck. Qi Zifan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
“Valuable… experience?”
“That is certainly a valuable experience!”
Su Muxue shook her head, contentedly saying, "As a teacher, it is important to impart knowledge and solve problems, but valuable experience is the most precious!"
"In terms of experience in the world of immortal cultivation and traveling around, even if your master, Zizhu, Xiao Zhan and other old guys are added together, they can't compare to me alone."
"Tell me, is my experience valuable and rare?"
"They are lucky to receive my guidance!"
Qi Zi Fan: “…”
Then I have your "personal guidance", isn't that a blessing that I have earned in ten lifetimes? !
but…
That's not right!
This guy suddenly figured out something.
Are you trying to impart your valuable experience
Do you call that valuable experience? Or is it more than the experience of Mo Daolin and the others combined
Come on, that's clearly your experience of making trouble and cheating people, right? !
Do you want to start a live broadcast to share your valuable experience? !
Oh my god...
Are you going to teach all Purple Mansion disciples how to cheat people? !
!!!
If this is really passed on...
Okay!
From this point on, I'm afraid it won't just be the Purple Mansion Saint Ladies of all generations who are "witches".
If this valuable experience is really broadcast live, I am afraid that many disciples in the entire Purple Mansion Holy Land will be scolded as idiots when they walk around, or even become rats crossing the street, and everyone will shout and beat them, right? !
When I think of that picture...
Okay!
Qi Zifan couldn't help but frown.
"What are you still standing there for?!"
Su Muxue didn't think about that at all, and seemed very excited: "It's rare that I'm interested, hurry up, start the live broadcast!"
"I want to let Zhou Da Nao know how to 'preach' so that the disciples will be interested and not sleepy!!!"
Qi Zi Fan: “…”
What else can I do
Since Su Muxue is so insistent, let’s just... broadcast it!
It only takes a few minutes to create the live broadcast room successfully!
Qi Zifan took a deep breath and said, "Uncle Master, are you sure you want to share your precious and cherished experience?"
"What's that?"
Su Muxue smiled and said, "Although my experience is valuable and I treasure it, adaptability and talent are the most important. They are not like you. It would be good enough if they can learn 20% to 30% of my skills."
"Open, open, open, and give me, your uncle, a promotion for the entire Purple Mansion~!"
"Tell me, why didn't I think of this before?"
“If I had preached earlier…”
"My Purple Mansion will surely become even more glorious and brilliant~!"
Qi Zifan laughed awkwardly: "..."
You really have confidence!