What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 36: I can't take this loss

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Qi Zixiao didn't know whether they would succeed or not, but as long as he could create an opportunity and not owe anyone a favor, that would be enough.

While heading towards Qingshan Town, Qi Zixiao gradually began to make plans in his mind.

"This time when I go back, I can practice some methods of deduction and divination. This will be much more convenient than just relying on seeking good fortune and avoiding disaster."

Originally, she planned to try to find the wanted criminal when she got started with the Water Soft Body and had a certain level of combat power. If she found him, she could get 50,000 yuan. Compared to moving bricks, wouldn't it be many times faster

But it’s not possible now.

My phone was damaged and I couldn’t contact Wu Guodong in my circle of friends, so it would be useless even if I found the wanted criminal.

Therefore, it can only wait until the next time you travel through time.

There's nothing to do anyway, so I might as well go home and watch TV series. What if it gives me some inspiration and I can think of some extraordinary spells

As he was thinking, Qingshan Town gradually appeared before his eyes.

Looking at the familiar streets, Qi Zixiao nodded calmly.

"Coming back, it's not difficult..."

After returning home, Qi Zixiao found clothes from the closet and prepared to take a bath.

For her, she has always been clean and tidy since she was a child. Today, she first jumped into the lake and then jumped out of the car...

Of course it needs to be washed clean.

But when she entered the bathroom, she was stunned for a moment.

bath

this…

Taking a bath with that guy's body...

Before she knew it, her face had turned red all the way to her neck.

Although these days, she has been able to take normal "urgent needs" lightly, and even peeing can be less embarrassing, but taking a bath...

Especially since there is a floor-length mirror in this bathroom!

so…

Should I wash it or not

Wash? Awkward... Don't wash? I feel uncomfortable.

"Huh..."

After a long while, Qi Zixiao murmured to himself: "Wash!"

"That guy used my body to bathe before, so what if I use his body to bathe?"

"If I don't wash it, I'll be at a loss."

In my life, I, Qi Zixiao, the Saint of Zifu, not only never owe anyone a favor, but I absolutely cannot lose out on anyone~!

After a bath, he felt refreshed. At the same time, Qi Zixiao also developed a strong interest in bathtubs and showers.

Where can you find these things in the world of cultivation? Cultivators generally don't need to bathe, because they can cleanse themselves with spells and true essence.

If you want to take a bath, just soak in the bathtub.

The feeling of taking a bath is naturally good, but it is completely different from lying directly in the bathtub...

And the shower is also very convenient.

Not only that, Qi Zixiao also made new discoveries and gained a more comprehensive understanding of the male body structure and reactions...

for example…

She discovered that this little brother could bend and stretch, and could be big or small?!

This was simply a whole new world for Qi Zixiao, which made her stunned and surprised, and at the same time... a little overwhelmed.

As I was thinking about it, I suddenly remembered that guy bathing with his own body...

At that time, wouldn't he be studying his own body in the same way

Damn it!

When he thought of this, Qi Zixiao gritted his teeth.

"No, I can't take this loss!"

"… "

Time just passed like this.

When the three days were up, Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao traveled through time on time and returned to their physical bodies.

The TV was still on.

Lin Fan was amazed: "I didn't turn this tiger girl into a stay-at-home girl, did I? The kind that sits on the sofa every day, drinks Fatty Happy Water and watches TV?"

Looking at the coffee table again, I saw the note and the cell phone were there.

"I told him the password and he also left a note, so... Is it really too difficult for an ancient person to learn how to use a mobile phone?"

"Wait... why does something feel wrong?"

Lin Fan hadn’t noticed anything wrong when he first came back, but now he felt something was getting a little weird…

It seems like something is missing

Holy crap!!!

His heart suddenly jumped, and he immediately unzipped his pants, but he was a little afraid to look...

That tiger woman, wouldn't she really become a eunuch for me? !

Then…

The guy grabbed a handful and finally felt relieved.

"Fortunately, I'm still..."

"So what am I missing?"

"It seems..."

"What the hell?! Where's my internal energy?!"

"I worked so hard to train this huge amount of internal energy, where is it?!"

Finally, he knew what he was missing!

Because he had only felt the feeling of internal strength for two or three days, he was not very familiar with it, so he did not react at the first time.

But now, he was absolutely sure that his internal strength was gone!

Could it be that Qi Zixiao didn't know how to practice martial arts, so something went wrong when she was controlling her body and her internal energy dissipated directly

If that's the case, don't I have to let her practice with me

At this moment, Lin Fan thought a lot.

For example, the internal force dissipated because Qi Zixiao didn't know how to control it, and he also thought of the "two people playing together" method.

"Forget it, let's see what she says first."

The first sentence on the note:

Whatever is inside you is too weak, it has been abolished for you, no need to thank me.

Lin Fan: “(⊙o⊙)…???”

What the hell?!

Lin Fan suddenly felt overwhelmed and his anger was rising.

Is it easy for me to cultivate my internal strength? You think I am too weak and just destroy me?!

What is not weak? Cultivating immortals

That's something I can fix!!!

Bang!

Lin Fan angrily smashed the table, and then...

boom!!!

With a loud bang, the coffee table broke directly.

Lin Fan: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!???"

"What's going on?"

He was confused.

"Isn't my inner strength useless? Moreover, even if I had the inner strength I had before, I wouldn't be able to do this, right? How on earth..."

Three days ago, he had deliberately tried it, and he was indeed much stronger than before he practiced martial arts, but he was still in the category of "human".

But now, it seems that I didn't use much force, and the solid wood coffee table broke directly? !

He raised his hand and clenched his fist in confusion.

Crunch…

You can feel the amazing power!

Not only that, he also discovered that his skin was actually much smoother than before...

It feels even softer when you touch it.

"What on earth happened to me?"

Could it be that she really used my body to cultivate immortality? !

This thought naturally flashed through Lin Fan's mind, but he denied it.

"If I'm cultivating immortality, I should have true energy in my body, but I obviously don't feel anything. And if I don't have spiritual energy, I don't have the conditions to cultivate immortality..."

"So what's going on?"

Knock knock knock…

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Who?" Lin Fanlian asked.

"I am the landlady."

Outside the door, the voice of landlady Zhou Na came, and Lin Fan's mouth twitched...

"Open the door quickly, I just heard a sound..."

"Forehead… "

Well, the sound of me slamming the coffee table was heard. Lin Fan smiled bitterly. What would he say if someone saw this