What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 4: Oh my god, the saint is robbing

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What to do

After thinking for a moment, Lin Fan shook his head and said, "Alas, it's my own body after all. There are three urgent things to do, and there is nothing I can do about it."

"Ahem..."

That's the truth, there's nothing wrong with that.

But Lin Fan still felt very embarrassed.

After all, from childhood to adulthood, I have never even touched a girl's hand, but now I want to... and it's such a beautiful and noble saint, cough cough cough.

"What happened to the saying that there are no impurities in the bodies of immortal cultivators? Alas, I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find a toilet. Didn't people in ancient times use toilets?"

"There's nothing I can do. Fortunately, I have a flower pot. I can only bear with it for a while."

He naturally didn't know that, because he didn't know how to practice cultivation at all, the food he ate would not be converted into spiritual energy, and therefore naturally contained impurities.

Rustle...

"Why is this long skirt so troublesome?"

"How do you take this off?!"

After fiddling with it for a while, almost stripping himself naked, he finally solved one of the three urgent problems. Then, Lin Fan started to think about it again.

However, he did not notice that the plant in the flowerpot that he had blown on was actually trembling slightly.

What Lin Fan didn't know was that at this moment, the errand disciple who had just come to repair the sect was chatting with his senior brother.

"Brother, I'm going to tell you a secret. You must not tell anyone, or I will be dead!"

"Don't worry, Junior Brother. Are you still worried about me? My mouth is absolutely the most tightly guarded."

"That's good... Just now, I went to repair the door for the Saint."

"Ah? Saint, repair the gate?"

"Isn't it? I stole a glance and saw that the Saint's face was full of frost... I'm afraid that she failed to break through, so she smashed the door in anger."

"Is this true?!"

"It's absolutely true, but Brother, you must not spread this!"

"That's natural..."

Junior brother left.

But the senior brother turned his eyes and found his senior brother.

"Brother, do you know? I heard that the Saint Girl failed in her retreat and her temperament changed drastically. She smashed the door and her face was covered in ice... You must not spread this."

"What?!"

This person found his friend again: "Hiss, I heard that the Saint failed in her retreat and not only was her whole body frozen, but her personality also changed drastically!"

One person tells ten people, ten people tell a hundred people…

Three people make a tiger.

This gossip quickly spread within the outer gate of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, and became more and more outrageous.

But Lin Fan didn't know all this.

At the same time, in City C, on the street.

Qi Zixiao controlled Lin Fan's body. As she walked, she suddenly trembled all over. A strange feeling made her unbearable.

In fact, this feeling has been around for a long time, and she has been enduring it, but at this moment, she really can't bear it anymore.

"Mortals are indeed troublesome..."

I can’t bear it any longer!

She looked strange, but she was suddenly alert in her heart.

"I thought that I had already reached the state of mind where I could remain calm even if the sky fell, but now it seems that I am still a long way from that."

"It's normal for people to have urges, so why should I resist it?"

"Could this be the reason why I didn't make any progress in seclusion for a month, but nearly went insane when I forced my way out?"

During this period, Qi Zixiao gradually had some guesses.

She had been in seclusion in her room, but had not made any progress in a whole month. Seeing that there was only one year left in the battle for the First Sequence, she was anxious and forced a breakthrough.

The result was a reverse flow of Qi and blood, which almost caused him to go insane.

After finally suppressing the reverse flow of qi and blood, he fell into a coma again. When he woke up again, he was here and had become... a man.

Time travel

For Qi Zixiao, it would be more appropriate to say that it is 'taking over another's body'.

In her opinion, she must have taken over this man's body, but she didn't know the exact process.

But now is not the time to talk about this.

She quickly found an empty corner to solve the 'peeing' problem.

This process…

Even though Qi Zixiao told himself countless times to stay calm, he still couldn't help but feel embarrassed and blushed...

Fortunately, it's finally over.

Qi Zixiao turned around and felt refreshed, but he found that a middle-aged woman was staring at him.

After being discovered by me, the other party raised his chin, turned around and left, leaving only two words...

"rogue!"

Qi Zixiao: “…”

Leave this deserted place.

Qi Zixiao still had no purpose. She knew too little about this world and everything seemed too strange.

This is true whether it is the cars speeding by, the small boxes in people's hands, or the various items in those shops.

However, when it rains, it pours.

The feeling of unbearable hunger gradually came over Qi Zixiao, and he had no choice but to accept this fact.

Ordinary people, who have not practiced fasting, naturally need to eat.

Even for cultivators, they cannot achieve complete fasting before they reach the Golden Elixir stage.

So, here comes the question.

She had searched her body, but found no spiritual stones, nor any gold or silver that ordinary people used. Could it be that...

You are a saint, do you still want to steal food? !

But the feeling of hunger became more and more intense and it was really unbearable.

There was no other way, Qi Zixiao could only comfort himself.

"Fortunately, no one knows that I am the Saint of Purple Mansion Holy Land at the moment. Even if they rob me... there shouldn't be any problem, right?"

work to earn a living

It is impossible for me to work. I will never work in my entire life.

For Qi Zixiao, who has lived in the world of cultivation since childhood and has hardly left the Purple Mansion Holy Land, what is a part-time job? The master often said that in this world, the strong prey on the weak...

So, grabbing some food is reasonable and normal, right

She couldn't help but touch her abdomen and started thinking.

What are you grabbing?!

I did see a lot of people eating, but I had never seen these things before, and they didn't have any spiritual energy at all...

"I am obsessed with appearances."

Suddenly, she shook her head and smiled: "Since there is no spiritual energy, it is just food to fill the stomach, why bother so much?"

"Just... that one."

She looked towards the bun shop in front of her with a dim gaze.

There, there were quite a few people queuing up, and an enticing aroma wafted over from time to time.

These two points are enough to prove that the unknown food should taste good.

Then…

So she went to queue up.

After waiting for a while, it was finally her turn. The proprietress asked with a smile: "Handsome, what would you like to eat?"

"I… "

Qi Zixiao opened his mouth, but finally decided not to say anything. He made up his mind, picked up the steamer in front of him, turned around and ran!

The speed is so fast that it is simply jaw-dropping.

Lady boss: “????”

Many customers waiting in line: “????”

"Oh my god, grab the buns!!!"

By the time they reacted and there was a commotion, Qi Zixiao had already disappeared.

A moment later, in a corner, Qi Zixiao was holding a full steamer of buns, panting. From her eyes, it was not difficult to see that she was a little excited.

After all... this was her first 'robbery'.