Did this guy's parents take a look at Zhou Na
How can that be possible!!!
How am I worse than Zhou Na?!
snort!
Lin Zixiao was indignant and gnashing his teeth.
Why are you looking for a girlfriend?! Am I not attractive enough? What? Am I in love with him? Are you jealous? Bullshit, at most I just have a little crush on him.
Why do you say that? Are you refusing to have a girlfriend
Isn't this nonsense? I still need this body. If I find a girlfriend and wait for a while, when I travel through time, will she be his girlfriend or my girlfriend
If it is this Saint who controls his body during the marriage, then on the wedding night... Eh!!!
No! Absolutely not!
Therefore, this saint has very sufficient reasons to help this guy "fabricate" a girlfriend, and a girlfriend who is unparalleled in the world, so as to put an end to his parents' thoughts of helping him find a girlfriend and urging him to get married!
Well...that's it, that's right!
Saint Qi said that she was not a fool? In the current situation, that guy's parents were obviously urging him to get married!
Must refuse~!
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"As beautiful as a fairy?"
However, to Lin Zixiao's surprise, after hearing her description, her mother's first reaction was not happiness, but questioning.
"You're not going to lie to us, are you?"
"Who is it? Call him over so we can see him?"
“···”
Lin Zixiao was speechless for a moment.
How to answer this
I am standing right in front of you. When will I be the same as before
Something is wrong!
"She is a cultivator and is in seclusion."
After hearing this, the old man suddenly nodded and said, "That's right, a dragon mates with a dragon, a phoenix mates with a phoenix, and a mouse's son knows how to dig holes."
"You are a cultivator, so it is reasonable and normal for you to have a girlfriend who is also a cultivator."
"But... I always feel that women who are too beautiful are unreliable."
"Hearing you say she's as beautiful as a fairy... I feel something is wrong. How about we find an ordinary one and have a baby for us to hold as soon as possible while we can still move?"
Lin Zixiao: “…”
How come I'm being disliked before I even met you
Are women who are too beautiful unreliable
Is it my fault that I'm pretty
She was speechless for a moment. At this moment, she really didn't know what to say.
The worst thing was that my mother kept nodding her head: "That makes sense. Women who are too beautiful are indeed unreliable."
"Isn't there a saying? The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie..."
"Isn't that a line from a TV drama?" Lin Zixiao said weakly.
At the same time, she wanted to cry but had no tears.
How come this was rejected before we even met
Besides, I didn’t cheat that guy!
If we really meet each other one day in the future, wouldn’t I scare these two old people with my looks
If beautiful women are unreliable...
Then, wouldn't it be that I have been 'telling lies all the time and have never told the truth since I was born', and have long been the 'ancestor of liars'
But the truth is really not like this~!
Lin Zixiao was anxious, but he didn't know what to say, and he was extremely nervous. He didn't know why, but he suddenly became afraid that one day in the future, he would be disliked: "You are too pretty, unreliable, son, let's change to someone more ordinary..."
If that's the case...
How about I become uglier when we have a chance to meet in the future
She remained silent, but was seriously thinking about the feasibility of this issue.
well!
It doesn’t seem to work.
If you only meet once, you can act ugly, but if you really want to be with that guy, how can you only meet once? Act ugly every time you meet? This is obviously not good.
Besides, isn't this too fast? I thought they were here to urge me to get married, find a partner, or something, but they are here to urge me to have a baby? !
Lin Zixiao was embarrassed and speechless.
“···”
My mother didn't say anything more. She stared at Lin Zixiao and asked faintly, "Do you really have a girlfriend?"
"have!"
"A cultivator?"
"Um!"
"In seclusion?"
"yes."
"How long will it take to get out?"
“That…I can’t say for sure.”
The quick question and answer game has already started without me noticing~!
"When can you bring it to us?"
"After I get out of quarantine?"
Well, a white lie~~~ Lin Zixiao muttered secretly in his heart, although I am not in seclusion, I can't get over now.
See you when there is a chance. It seems there is no other way besides this
"No, you have to give us a deadline."
My mother crossed her arms and said unhappily, "We already know about this. We've read the encyclopedia."
"As for your father and I, we can only live to be 150, 160, 170 or 180 years old at most. For you cultivators, a single retreat could take many years."
"We can't wait until we die before she comes out, right?"
"You have to give us an exact time. You have to give us both a grandchild, right?"
"this···"
Lin Zixiao said helplessly: "But you also know that when a cultivator is in seclusion, no one can predict when he will come out."
Meet
She really couldn't give an exact time.
No one can predict the future development, especially there must be a big secret between me and Lin Fan. If this big secret is not solved, I am afraid...
As difficult as climbing to the sky!
"How about... let's just listen and break up."
The mother suddenly grabbed Lin Zixiao's hands and said eagerly, "I don't want to die without seeing my daughter-in-law."
"How about you break up and find a new girlfriend? I think that heroic-looking girl is a good one. If you're embarrassed, I'll go talk to you."
"I think she's quite interested in you. If I go and ask her, there will be no problem. She will most likely agree."
Lin Zixiao: “…”
"Absolutely not!"
Be firm and refuse firmly.
In desperation, Lin Zixiao could only give a definite answer: "I promise!"
"Before you two grow old, I will definitely let you hold your grandchildren. Is that okay?"
Hold grandchildren
Pooh!
I don't want to have a son with that guy. Even if I owe him a lot of favors, I can't just give myself to him!
Although I have some feelings for him, it's not that bad yet.
snort!
I made a promise to that guy that after we resolve the problems between him and I and we no longer wear each other's clothes, I don't care who he has a baby with!
That's it!
Well, that’s it. It’s not like this Saint is jealous or anything!
"That's more like it."
My mother laughed: "But the same thing, as soon as possible!"
"The sooner the better."
Lin Zixiao could only smile...
Liar
This time, I didn't lie.
Although I don’t know when I can meet them, and I don’t know if more than a hundred years is enough, but...
If more than a hundred years is not enough, then wouldn't it be fine if it became more than a thousand years, or even several thousand years? !
Lead the two elders to the path of immortality!
"Dad, Mom!"
She suddenly spoke with a burning gaze. The two elders looked at her and asked seriously, "What's the matter?"
"I will lead you to cultivate immortality!"
"us?"
The two elders were a little surprised: "Is it okay?"
“I’m already this old…”
"It will work!"
No? I have to do it even if I can't. Otherwise, I'll be considered a liar. Is it too slow to learn by myself? Then I'll pass on the immortal cultivation skills and experience with the mark of a gentleman!
These two must be able to embark on the path to immortality, and they must have a lifespan of at least several thousand years!
This way, I won't be deceiving them.
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evening.
The power transmission is over.
The two elders stayed in a vacant dormitory and practiced at the same time... and thanks to Lin Zixiao's help, they have now entered the door.
The skills are not particularly powerful, but they are not bad either.
It is a moderate and peaceful practice method, which is in line with the rules and steady. The advantage is that it progresses step by step, and the advancement will not be too fast, but it is very "stable".
For middle-aged people who have no basic skills, practicing this kind of technique is undoubtedly the most suitable.
After practicing for a few weeks...
The two elders, knowing that haste makes waste, stopped practicing, got up from the bed, and watched the sunset being gradually swallowed up by the sea level.
Daddy lit up a cigarette and took an epic puff.
"Don't mention it, after becoming a cultivator, smoking feels different."
"Smoke less."
My mother rolled her eyes, and then... sighed softly.
"What are you sighing about?"
"You don't understand?"
Dad was stunned, then fell silent.
"This kid, it looks like we'll have to wait for a long time~"
"well!"
They don't understand what the lifetime series is...
But, based on what we know now and what Lin Zixiao said, will we be able to have a grandchild before we both grow old?!
If you don’t practice Taoism, your life span is over 200 years, so it’s already very difficult to wait.
After cultivating immortality, the higher the level of cultivation, the longer the life span, and the further away from aging...
Doesn't this mean that the time to see one's daughter-in-law and grandchildren has been extended indefinitely
This is simply outrageous.
The old man put out his cigarette and stomped on it with his foot: "I think it is necessary to let my son know the wickedness of human nature!"
"you mean???"
"Let's go back!"
"Then you fish for three days and rest for two days, cultivating immortality? Just take your time, or even just ruin yourself!"
"In this case, wouldn't the life span be that long?"
“···”
“It seems to make some sense!”
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The two elders are gone.
Left by helicopter overnight.
Lin Zixiao naturally knew about it, but she didn't show up nor did she stop it.
So embarrassing!
Although we have met and talked a lot, there will always be awkwardness with these two elders around, and it will not stop.
go back
In fact, it’s not bad. Anyway, they have been taught how to cultivate immortality and related skills. Besides, the hometown is guarded by the Residents’ Happy Life Department, so nothing will go wrong.
"Ah~~~"
She smiled helplessly: "It made me realize that people's hearts are evil..."
"These two elders are too..."
Then, she gritted her teeth and said to herself, "It's all that guy's fault. Why would he need a handle for no reason?!"
If there was no handle, wouldn’t it be fine
"Humph, I must have a good talk with that guy this time!"