There have been too many things happening recently...
Even Bob, the president of the Capitalist Profit Protection Union, who has always used catchphrases like "beautiful" and "I know best", feels overwhelmed and overwhelmed.
He saw the changes in China, whether it was the revival of spiritual energy or the Immortal Cultivation Academy, and all kinds of developments, and he was anxious about it.
However, that’s all!
He wanted to follow, but there was nothing he could do and he could only watch.
We spent a huge amount of money to send some exchange students, but the Chinese side used confidentiality as an excuse and only contacted them once a month. Now we have no idea what the situation is.
No matter how hard I tried, no matter how many ways I tried, it was all useless!
Because Zizhu Island is now not only isolated from satellite exploration, there is not even a single outsider, and the island is also blocked by people from the Residents' Happiness Life Department, making it impossible to get in.
Informants and spies are useless.
They tried everything but could only watch China continue to develop, surpassing themselves, the capitalist profit protection unions, and even the Eagle Country and the whole world.
There is no way!
That's fine.
But guys like Mousse have become "vampires", and they are arrogant and don't listen to orders.
Even though Bob had used some means before to prevent Mousse from doing anything openly for a short period of time, Bob knew very well that this was only temporary.
They are super powers!
And he is a powerful and wealthy person with super powers.
In comparison, I am just better than them, but I still lack the identity of a person with super powers. Over time, something bad is bound to happen.
Bob even received accurate information that even his own men had begun to contact and even defect to Mousse...
This gave Bob even more headaches!
Faced with internal and external troubles, Bob pondered for a long time, but still couldn't find a good solution, until now...
“President!”
The guards of Area 51 saluted respectfully.
"Um!"
Bob nodded gently: "Take me to the core laboratory, I want to see the latest progress. Now we have internal and external troubles, we need to come up with results that are enough to shock others as soon as possible!"
"Yes, President!"
"plz follow me!"
Led by the guard, Bob passed through layers of protection and gates and entered the alloy gate again and again.
Others may not understand, but Bob knows it very well.
The defense of this place is invincible...
Even a mushroom bomb can’t penetrate it!
It is not just physical defense, it is also invincible in radar scanning, various electromagnetic waves, sonar detection, etc.
Layer upon layer, like nesting dolls!
Each floor has a complete and independent defense system, with a total of fifty-one floors, and the core is the most important place!
That is why this place is called Area 51.
“I am a businessman…”
After walking through layer after layer of experimental areas, Bob was a little hesitant, but he quickly convinced himself: "What I value is the long-term benefits!"
"But at the same time, I am also the president of the Capitalist Profit Protection Union. No one can take my position!"
"Even if we die together!"
Internal and external troubles, overwhelmed...
In this situation, Bob was almost a little neurotic. He decided to solve the current predicament at all costs and take the initiative back into his own hands!
Even though this method is dangerous and difficult.
But he was willing to try, so here he was.
At the same time, Bob was very cautious and didn't want anyone to notice...
It was a bit abnormal that the president of the Capitalist Profit Protection Union suddenly came to District 51 without any amazing results.
Therefore, Bob needs a reason to come...
And the reason he came up with was - to boost morale!
"How dangerous is it now?!
With internal and external troubles, China is eyeing us covetously and their power is growing stronger. Who knows if they will be unable to resist taking action
We must have our own trump card as soon as possible, a trump card that can threaten China. Only in this way can we have an equal dialogue!
Alien technology is one of our best methods. You must crack it as soon as possible and research weapons that are powerful enough to threaten immortal cultivators!
What? Too hard
I'm here in person to cheer you up, and I know a lot about alien technology. No one knows more about aliens than me!
With my guidance, you can definitely do it!!!"
This is what Bob said, arrogant and a little "silly", but no one really doubted it... because this is Bob's style.
If this guy were not so arrogant and spoke in a stupid way, people would start to suspect that something had happened to him.
But now...
No one really doubted it.
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After passing through layer after layer of blockade, Bob finally arrived at the 51st District...
Next to him, the accompanying staff introduced very quickly: "Mr. President, this is District 51. All our initial research on alien technology will be carried out here."
"oh!"
Bob nodded, his eyes turned as he looked at the spectacular wreckage of the spacecraft in front of him and the many busy staff members.
"Did you take any protection?"
"I mean, like radiation and signal shielding..."
"You know what I mean. It's similar to wrapping a cell phone in tinfoil to block the cell phone's signal. Wrapping Area 51 in a large piece of tinfoil can prevent aliens from detecting the spacecraft and avoid being discovered!"
"After all, being discovered means danger."
The accompanying staff was stunned, and then said helplessly: "Mr. President, don't worry, there is!"
"We have already conducted comprehensive tests on various types of radiation, and they are not exceeding the standard, so there is no need for protection. As for signal shielding, we also have that."
"In fact, there are fifty-one layers of protection, and each layer has independent and complete protection and shielding functions."
"Of course, we are not using tin foil, but the most advanced technology. There will definitely not be any problems..."
The person in charge was complaining madly in his mind.
What a psycho!
Damn, this is alien technology, which is many years ahead of our Eagle Country and the entire Earth's technology!
It was able to travel across the universe and play around in it more than a hundred years ago, and you come to "instruct" us and ask us to use tinfoil to block its signals? !
It’s so cool!
We can't even think of such a 'high-end' solution, right?!
So grand!
As expected of you, I can't help but admit it...
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For the next period of time, Bob used his ability as the "King of Mouth Cannon" to give all kinds of nonsense orders.
Using tinfoil to shield the signal is a piece of cake, and there are many more exaggerated and unexpected "instructions".
The accompanying staff and many scientific researchers rolled their eyes...
Afterwards, Bob personally went to the damaged spaceship to take a look around, and even used the toilet on the spaceship...
He said he wanted to experience what it was like for aliens to go to the toilet.
Everyone: “???”
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"Everyone, thank you for your hard work!"
"Do as I say. I believe you will achieve good results in a short period of time and contribute to the construction of our Eagle Country."
“It’s up to you!”
"come on!"
"We, the Capitalist Income Protection Union, will always be behind you. If you encounter any difficulties, please don't be afraid to contact me as soon as possible."
"I'm sure I can give you some great advice!"
“···”
Hearing Bob's farewell words, a group of scientific researchers who had been studying spacecraft for many years almost rolled their eyes to the sky.
What a psycho!
Are you sure you can give us great advice
As for your stupid suggestions... For example, we can't open the door of the core control room, and you actually suggested that we use strong acid to corrode it?!
I corrupt your uncle!
Let’s not talk about the fact that this spacecraft is a spacecraft, which can fly normally in all kinds of harsh conditions in the universe and is definitely resistant to strong acids. Even if it can be corroded, wouldn’t that destroy its integrity? !
What we need are the various technologies and ideas contained therein, not to cause destruction, right
Finally, Bob left.
A group of scientists, experts, and professors could no longer hold back and complained: "Fuck!"
"Headache. I have a terrible headache."
"He really knows it! I almost doubt who is the professional..."
"He actually suggested that I try to use Earth technology to repair the spaceship, and then drive the spaceship up and use the alien spaceship to deal with the immortal cultivators. What the hell???"
"Neuropathy!"
"This is just a fool..."
There are constant complaints.
Maybe many foreigners think that Bob is just a fool, and everything he says and does is funny and brainless.
But they don’t know that in the eyes of many Eagle people...
Bob is a fucking idiot!
No one took Bob's arrival and advice seriously.
This kind of "guidance" can also be called guidance
It's like a farmer running up to a rocket expert and pointing fingers, saying that your fuel is no good and you have to use coal!
Honeycomb briquettes are not good enough, you have to wash the coal with water...
Fuck you!
If I listen to a word you say, I must be mentally ill.
They couldn't help but think of the time when some epidemic broke out, and this stupid president actually said... Can't you think of a solution
Like injecting disinfectant or something
Um···
Inject disinfectant
Is this fucking human language
After a group of experts complained, they soon forgot about Bob, but no one noticed that a few small, slightly damaged chip fragments were missing from the spacecraft.
They originally planned to study these things step by step. Although they were recorded, it was impossible to count them every day.
This also led to the instigator Bob successfully taking these fragments out.
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Returning to his residence, Bob's face was cold and a sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, everyone thinks I'm an idiot, but if I really was an idiot, how could I have gotten to this point?"
He reached out his hand from his trouser pocket, and several chip fragments were flashing.