"The Great Derivation of Heaven and Earth is indeed extraordinary, but if you can't even understand it, how can you deduce it? However, this Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils can assist it..."
"In that case, the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils must be useful to the Divine Calculator, so I am not taking advantage of him, and I don't owe him a favor."
Um…
I am really smart!
At this moment, this feeling suddenly arose in Qi Zixiao's heart.
What
How to cultivate the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils
Isn't it described very clearly on TV? Throw it into the alchemy furnace and refine it with the Samadhi True Fire!!!
What if someone dies from the furnace
That has nothing to do with us. We just tell him how to practice. Who knows that he might cultivate himself to death
Where did you learn these sharp eyes
Let’s not talk about whether anyone would ask me this question. Even if they did, didn’t you say that I got the “General Outline of the World’s Dao Law”? !
Since it is the general outline of Taoism in the world, what's wrong with it recording some spells that you don't know
Doesn’t this echo the beginning and the end
If they die in the furnace, it's none of our business. After all, we weren't the ones who invented the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils, right
After thinking it all through, Her Highness the Saint suddenly no longer had a headache. She lay on the sofa, watching TV with a smile on her face.
Even after watching half of it, I still felt unsatisfied, so I ran out and bought a whole box of happy water. Of course... food is also indispensable.
Cook
Sorry, Her Highness the Saint doesn't know how to cook.
…
After traveling through time again, Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao both returned to their original forms.
Looking at the familiar environment in front of him, Lin Fan calmly took a sip...
"Happy water?!??"
Lin Fan was a little confused. Why was his action so natural and skillful? It was as if he was about to bring it to his mouth... So the tiger woman was about to drink it before she traveled through time, right
Thinking of this, Lin Fan's expression became a little strange.
Now there is a problem.
Does our kiss with that tiger woman count as an indirect kiss
If it counts... it doesn't seem to make sense? This is clearly kissing yourself! If it doesn't count, it doesn't seem right either
"… "
"and… "
Is it considered a kiss? Before the answer to this question was given, Lin Fan's forehead and vest were already covered with cold sweat.
"What the hell am I wearing?!!!"
This belly-baring outfit, these super short leather pants…
Also, what the hell is this room full of... all kinds of women's clothing? ! !
Sailor suit
Urban beauty
And what is that golden phoenix robe
Wait, this black color, and this smooth feel, could it be...
Black silk?!
Holy crap!!!!
Lin Fan was completely confused!
"So, not only do I have a lot of women's clothes at home, but I'm also wearing women's clothes?!"
Looking at that whole box of happy water, it is obvious that this tiger woman has been out!
So when she goes out, is she wearing women's clothes or men's clothes? !
At this moment, Lin Fan almost suffocated!
He even imagined a scene in which he was strolling around in women's clothing, and passers-by, residents nearby, and others were pointing and talking about him.
"Look, there's a pervert over there!"
"Where? Oh~~~~That doesn't necessarily mean he's a pervert. I heard that many young people now like to wear women's clothes..."
"Tsk tsk tsk, there is such a thing? People's hearts are really not as they used to be!"
"The world is going downhill!"
"I dare not look at it, I dare not look at it, it is really eye-catching!"
Lin Fan: “…”
Crazy!
Thinking of these scenes, he felt difficulty breathing...
I took a deep breath and went to the bathroom. I looked at myself in the mirror. I was wearing women's clothes.
But you know what, at first glance, it looks pretty good, right
"The skin is fair and delicate, and the facial features are exquisite... If the breasts are bigger, the hair is longer, and she puts on some makeup, it seems that she can really..."
"Pooh!"
"What the hell am I thinking?"
Lin Fan almost slapped himself in the face.
"How could I have such an idea?"
"Hey... change it back quickly!!!"
…
After a busy period, I put away all kinds of women's clothing and opened the 'Message Channel' (new mobile phone video)...
Qi Zixiao left a very short video.
"Half of what you arranged has been done. I'll take care of the other half next time. You don't need to get involved."
Then
No more!
Um…
Her Highness is so strong, what's the big deal? I will definitely solve it for you, you don't have to worry about it~
What? Are you in trouble
If you encounter any trouble, I won’t tell you. You still have to solve it yourself.
"So this tiger girl... is indeed a tsundere."
"But why are you wearing women's clothes? Why?!! Uh..."
"It's like she's a woman, so there's nothing wrong with her wearing women's clothes? But the key is this is my body, and I'm a man!"
"More importantly, will she wear women's clothes when she goes out in the future?"
Then don’t other people think of themselves as cross-dressers? ! ! !
"and… "
hiss!!!
Lin Fan took a deep breath and opened the payment software to check the balance. The original balance of more than 50,000 yuan was now only more than 30,000 yuan, less than 40,000 yuan.
I wanted to get mad, but then I thought, this money was earned by catching wanted criminals. Even if it was my own body, I could only get half of it at most, right
So we really can't say anything about her
"… "
"It's a headache, but..."
Returning to the living room again, Lin Fan saw a pile of RMB piled up by Qi Zixiao next to the TV, totaling 100,000 yuan.
Obviously, although Lin Fan taught her what RMB is, mobile payment is still more convenient to use.
And she didn't know how to deposit it in the bank, so she could only pile it here.
Even Lin Fan could imagine that she definitely wanted him to put the money into his phone, but her tsundere nature didn't allow her to do so, so she said nothing.
"But why one hundred thousand?"
"Did he go there to get recognition for being a crime buster or something, and catch another wanted criminal on the way?"
"Well, I'd better watch the news..."
This kind of commendation conference will definitely be reported in the news.
Lin Fan searched online and quickly understood why it was 100,000 yuan.
At the same time, he also discovered that he was not as popular as he thought...
Simply put, everyone is busy!
From another perspective, this is an era where entertainment is paramount.
People are happy to see the existence of "food predators", but don't want to care about "crime busters".
If this 'crime buster' died while fighting crime, he might receive a lot of 'consolations and obituaries' or something, but you are alive and well and you even got a bonus
Sorry, most people don't bother with you!
So the popularity is not as high as imagined.
“This may be the only good news this time, right?”
Lin Fan sighed faintly: "Fortunately, I brought back some good news myself."