"You what?"
Qi Zifan asked back.
Lin Zixiao, however, said in a voice transmission: "I want to try it out and see how it feels."
"???" Qi Zifan was shocked: "What?!"
"You...you haven't tried it yourself?!"
"It's different. Now it's a man's body. I've always been curious about what it would feel like to get started with a man's body."
“···”
"You rascal!"
Qi Zifan just made a "Pooh" sound, rolled his eyes and walked away.
Lin Zixiao: “(*?▽?*)···”
snort.
Still want to give it a try
If I want to try it, I should wait until it is returned. Let me try it!
Qi Zifan pouted, walked past Lin Zixiao, came to the Empress and the First Emperor, and chuckled, "These two are the Empress and the First Emperor, right?"
"I often hear Lin Fan mention you two. My name is Qi Zixiao."
"Um?"
The Empress and the First Emperor were looking at them with a hint of ambiguity. At this moment, Qi Zifan's words made them stunned: "You..."
"know?"
"How did you get to know each other? And you are very familiar with each other?"
"We."
Qi Zifan smiled and said, "We have known each other for a long time, so I am not unfamiliar with you two."
"Have you been in spiritual contact for a long time?"
The First Emperor stroked his chin, pondered for a moment, then clapped his hands fiercely, his eyes shining: "I see, do you have that system?"
"For example... a chat group?"
“Do you have any other group friends?”
"They're all very powerful, right? Can you invite more of them over so we can work together to destroy the underworld..."
Qi Zi Fan: “???”
Lin Zixiao: “???”
The empress looked embarrassed: "..."
"Ahem, don't worry about him. Ever since many immortals reincarnated from the underworld, he has been watching the development of those immortals after reincarnation..."
"I'm obsessed!"
"Well...very good, very good."
Qi Zifan and Lin Zixiao almost burst out laughing.
I never thought that the First Emperor had such a side to him. He was actually a book lover
At this moment they also reacted. What the First Emperor said was the plot of the chat group mode more than 100 million years ago, right
system
We don't have that thing either.
We are traveling through time~
"Haha, I took it for granted."
The First Emperor also reacted and laughed dryly: "Miss Qi, since you are here, why don't you stay in my underworld for a while?"
“There’s a chance.”
Qi Zifan smiled.
"But right now, Lin Fan and I have some things to do, so I won't bother you anymore."
Got something to do
Lin Zixiao was stunned and looked at this guy, somewhat puzzled.
However, he didn't say much.
Since he said he had something to do, then there must be something to do. It doesn't matter even if you don't know it. There is no need to refute it.
trust
The trust between the two has surpassed everything.
"That's a pity."
"It's okay. Come and stay for a while after you're done. The scenes in my underworld cannot be seen anywhere else."
"It's a deal."
Qi Zifan portrayed the role of 'Saint Qi' to perfection, and even Lin Zixiao, who was standing by, could not see any clues and could not help but marvel at her.
However, she didn't realize that no one had noticed anything wrong with her role as Lin Fan...
······
After bidding farewell to the Empress and the First Emperor, Qi Zifan and Lin Zixiao walked side by side and soon flew out of Kunlun.
"What are you going to do?"
Lin Zixiao finally asked the question that was in his mind.
At this moment, there was no embarrassment.
In fact, it feels extremely familiar, to the extreme!
"Return to Earth."
Qi Zifan grinned and chuckled: "We've been doing that for more than 10,000 years. Now that we've finally come here, we have to go meet the parents, right?"
"Besides, you rascal, you actually wanted to take action just now?!"
"Can you do that easily?!"
"Then why don't we go to a place where no one is around and close the door, cough cough..."
This guy laughed.
Smile a little...
"Pooh!"
At this moment, Lin Zixiao blushed: "You are the hooligan."
At the same time, she couldn't help but feel panicked.
Meet the parents
It’s time to meet the in-laws!
Although I had guessed that this day would come and had imagined countless times how to deal with it, like ordinary people, when this day really came, I still felt nervous, flustered, at a loss and even scared.
"Well... how about we wait a little longer?"
"Why?"
Qi Zifan asked back: "Are you scared?"
"Who's scared?!"
Lin Zixiao immediately puffed out her chest and said, "Would this Saint be afraid?!"
"Even if the saint is in front of me, I dare to strike him with a sword! Would I be afraid of meeting my parents-in-law? Only an ugly daughter-in-law would be afraid. Do you think I am ugly?!"
"Well, you're not ugly..."
Qi Zifan said cheerfully: "You are the most beautiful."
“That’s more like it!”
Lin Zixiao paced in the air with her hands behind her back. When there were no outsiders around, even if she was logging into Lin Fan's account, she still acted like a girl.
only···
Before they had even flown far, she frowned slightly and hesitated, "But, what if your parents and Xiao Rui don't like me?"
have to.
Saint Qi, who just said that she was fearless and that even a saint would stab her with a sword in person, was still a little "cowardly" after all.
Of course, this is not cowardice, but it is because care leads to confusion and love leads to suspicion.
"What are you afraid of?"
"This kind of thing will never happen."
Qi Zifan reached out and gently took her hand, interlocking their fingers.
Then···
Both of them looked a little strange.
"Don't say that."
Lin Zixiao took the hand of this fellow and said, "My hands are really white, tender and beautiful. They feel delicate and soft to the touch. They feel first-rate!"
“Even I can’t put it down...”
"But when I'm waiting for my turn on weekdays, I don't have this feeling."
Qi Zifan rolled his eyes and said, "You seem to be comfortable. When I touch my own hands, they always feel weird and rough... They even scratch my hands!"
"Hey···"
"That's none of my business."
Now, Qi Zifan couldn't let go even if he wanted to.
Lin Zixiao pulled it very tightly.
This guy couldn't help but ask: "What's the matter? Looking at you like this, you must be in love with me! Are you going to have sex with me too?"
"well?!"
╰(*°▽°*)╯! ! !
Lin Zixiao suddenly showed an extremely excited expression: "Why didn't I think of it?!"
Qi Zi Fan: "(ΩДΩ)?!!!"
"Stop!"
“Stop it!!!”
"Please stop!"
"That's unstoppable." Lin Zixiao chuckled strangely, stretched out his hand to pinch Qi Zifan's face, and then said: "Who made me so lovable?"
“Even I was moved when I saw it…”
"!!!"
"no!"
Qi Zifan was anxious: "Hurry up and give my body back to me!"
"I can feel it. Now that we are face to face, we can exchange our true spirits at any time. Don't even think about doing anything bad to me."
"Hmph, forget it."
Lin Zixiao smiled and said, "I felt it too. I even discovered that we can now maintain our interpenetration state indefinitely."
"If you want to change, you can change. If you want to go back, you can go back."
“But I don’t want to go back now~”
"Besides, do you think I'm stupid?"
"If you don't change it back, you will go to see your parents-in-law, and I will go home to see my parents."
"Isn't this countless times easier?"
"Hehe, if you don't change, forget it."
Qi Zifan: “…”
"Then you can't do anything bad to me!"
As he said this, he tightened his collar...
"Look at you like that."
Lin Zixiao curled her lips: "Like a bullied young wife."
"in spite of!"
"You just can't do anything bad to me, swear to it."
"I···"
"Swear now!"
“Hey, I won’t post it!”
"rogue!"
······
The earth is no longer a "ball".
Only the name has not changed.
Moreover, the earth today has been developing extremely rapidly. It is not only getting bigger, but also the spiritual energy is becoming more and more abundant, and the environment for cultivating immortals is getting better and better.
At the same time, China is also constantly developing and developing the earth.
For example, cultivate more powerful people, transform a more reasonable and comfortable environment, combine the mysterious side with the technological side...
In addition, it often cooperates and develops together with other immortal cultivation planets and forces.
Therefore, the earth today is extremely prosperous.
Ten thousand years have passed and the population has grown a lot.
Coupled with the 'settlement' of many foreign populations, the Earth has become famous throughout the Yang World!
In particular, the benefits of the "human world" have gradually become apparent. It is many times better than those holy places for cultivating immortals. Foreign practitioners are even more eager to get into the earth.
Unfortunately, it’s difficult!
The "identity card" of the earth, it is almost impossible to get one.
But even so, there are countless practitioners working hard for this.
"you say···"
Looking at the earth from afar, Qi Zifan suddenly stopped and whispered, "After the war, will all this still exist?"
“···”
Lin Zixiao was silent, looking at the prosperous and bustling Earth, and nodded heavily.
"meeting!"
"Hey."
Qi Zifan smiled and said, "Let's go."
"Are you ready?"
"What am I preparing for?" Lin Zixiao pretended to be relaxed and said, "I am Lin Fan now~!"
"It's you who should be preparing, okay?"
"Okay, okay, it's me, it's me..."
The two had already flown far away, and their voices dissipated with the wind.
······
Ten thousand years have passed, but the villa in my hometown still stands on the top of the mountain.
Crash!
Birds soared into the sky, flapping their wings to cover the sky.
In addition, the mountain stream is filled with auspiciousness, and all kinds of spiritual herbs, spiritual medicines, spiritual beasts, and spiritual fruits are almost in groups.
This place is like a paradise on earth.
In other words, this is where the immortals live.
Lin Rui has an excellent talent, especially at the moment of the revival of the human world. The entire human world is giving back to the living beings within it, making her practice extremely smooth.
Even though she has not experienced a major battle, she is already a Daluo Jinxian.
With her help, her parents had already become immortals.
And during these ten thousand years, they have almost always lived here, and this place is indeed no different from a fairyland.
······
The two men fell from the sky and saw the huge bird that blocked out the sky and the sun flying away.
"Is that...Aho-Mao?"
Lin Zixiao was a little surprised: "He has actually reached the Golden Immortal realm. It seems that he has a chance of becoming a Golden Immortal."
"Don't be surprised."
Qi Zifan smiled and said, "This is an existence that Zhou Xiaoran values, and he has also refined the five-color divine light. It is no exception for him to be able to reach the Golden Immortal Realm, right?"
"That's true. However, its original form is just a kingfisher. It's really surprising that it can grow to this stage."
Lin Zixiao sighed.
At first, she looked down on Daimao. After all, he was just a kingfisher, what could he achieve
But now it seems that I was too arrogant.
······
"who?!"
The words haven't finished yet.
There was another scolding sound from inside the villa.
Lin Rui teleported out, eyes full of vigilance.
However, when she noticed Lin Zixiao, she was stunned for a moment, and then... when she saw Qi Zifan next to Lin Zixiao, her eyes widened.
"Big...big big...cauldron?"
Ten thousand years have passed, but this girl still looks like a girl.
In fact, after Sendai, as long as you don't want to, you can remain young forever until the moment of your death.
But this girl didn't just change her appearance, her mentality and her behavior as well. At this moment, her eyes widened in astonishment: "Who, who is this person?!"
"Oh, Dad, Mom!!!"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry out!"
At this moment, she was extremely excited: "Good news, great news!"
"Don't urge me to go on blind dates every day. I'm back, and I've brought a sister-in-law with me!"
The girl ran towards the villa while shouting and screaming. She was so excited, like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins or a Husky that had been unleashed on a leash.
Lin Zixiao: “…”
Qi Zifan: “…”
The two looked at each other, smiled helplessly, then landed and walked into the villa.
“Nonsense!”
Unexpectedly, inside the villa, my mother's scolding could be heard: "You're always scared!"
"If you want to run away and have fun, just say so. Why are you making up some story to deceive us?"
"That's right." Dad's voice followed: "Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors."
"That guy must be gay, otherwise he wouldn't have been single for so many years. I think it would be great if he doesn't stay single for the rest of his life."
"Really? I'm telling the truth."
"Come out and see! Oh my!"
Lin Rui screamed and yelled, and there was a kind of despair and helplessness after being misunderstood.
"Oh."
"I don't···"
My mother walked out of the room while talking, and then...
Confused.
The two were still holding hands. At this moment, Qi Zifan clearly felt that Lin Zixiao's whole body was stiff, which made him feel funny.
I am just using your identity right now, okay
I'm not nervous, why should you be nervous
However, he hadn't laughed yet.
But I saw my mother blinked, looked at me, then rubbed her eyes, and looked at me again...
"well?"
“That’s weird!”
My mother said to herself, "How can cultivating an immortal cause problems for your eyes?"
"Oh no, oh no, there's something wrong with my eyes!"
"I'm having an illusion. I'm seeing hallucinations. Honey, do you have any eye drops? I need eye drops!"
Lin Zixiao: “Ah???”
Qi Zifan: “Uh…”
Then, he nudged Lin Zixiao with his elbow and said, "Hold your tongue."
"What's the matter?"
"..., show your strength, just four words: That's enough!"
“···”
Lin Zixiao pondered secretly, and then said: "You...you've had enough..."
Unfortunately, it lacks momentum.
A bit cowardly.
Qi Zifan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
But my mother turned around suddenly, frowned, and sneered: "Ha!"
"Your son has been against me since he was young, and he is even more confident when talking to me. Unless you have something to hide, so..."
"Fake?!"
"girl."
She looked at Qi Zifan again: "What benefit did this kid give you to let you pretend to be his girlfriend?"
Qi Zifan: "..., Auntie, I am real. I am not pretending."
"I don't trust you."
The old man was leaning on the doorstep at this moment: "It must be fake, sister, we are not targeting you, it's just that this child is too worrying..."
"Tell your uncle the truth. Don't worry, he won't dare to do anything to you."
"But what I said is really true."
Qi Zifan suddenly felt a little tired and unloved at this moment.
Do you want this?!
Are you still my mother's husband
You just don't believe me?!
"How do you prove it?"
"What?"
Qi Zi Fan was stunned.
Lin Zixiao was no longer embarrassed. After all, he was Lin Fan, so he interrupted and said, "Mom, don't be like this. You're scaring people."
The word "Mom" is very easy to say.
Qi Zifan glanced at him secretly, and then grinned.
"Then you prove it!"
Unexpectedly, my mother immediately shifted her attention and looked directly at Lin Zixiao.
Lin Zixiao's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately became timid: "How can I prove it?"
"Hey, I know it's fake just by looking at your cowardly look!"
"It's true, it's true." Lin Zixiao emphasized again and again.
"Prove it!" Dad was determined to prove it.
As for Lin Rui...
He just hid aside and watched the show, not daring to interrupt at all.
She knew very well that whoever interrupted at this moment would be blamed, so the best thing to do was to keep silent and watch the show.
"There's really no need to prove this, uncle, aunt, he and I..."
"Sister, you are so beautiful, gentle, and virtuous. How can my kid be worthy of you? You are too perfect. This kid must have hired you to pretend to be his girlfriend."
“You are so dedicated.”
"But don't worry, we will give you everything we deserve, but we will never be fooled by this kid!"
My mother spoke righteously and with a resolute look on her face.
Qi Zi Fan was dumbfounded.
Lin Zixiao was also confused.
This is not right!
If this continues, won't it be a failure? This is not a question of who goes on whose account at the moment. I can't let my serious girlfriend be treated as a guy, right? !
She was anxious.
"Then how do you want us to prove it?"
"this···"
My mother rolled her eyes and said, "Easy, send her to the bridal chamber. Now, immediately, right away."
Dad was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yes!"
Qi Zi Fan's head was buzzing, and when he looked at his mother, he was simply stunned by her beauty.
Lin Zixiao was even more stunned.
"Don't dare?"
But my mother said, "That's fake, I know it!"
Lin Rui ate the melon rind!
"Oh My God."
She muttered to herself, "My mom is really good at this."
"Definitely my biological mother."