So, is this big magnesium aluminum my sister-in-law
Lin Rui said she didn't know either.
Especially after her mother's analysis and her 'brother's' cowardly tone, she really felt that it was very likely that she was a fake, rented sister-in-law.
It’s not their fault for having such wild imaginations, but this business is really hot on earth right now!
This story begins more than 10,000 years ago, when spiritual energy was just beginning to revive.
At that time, I don’t know how many parents were obsessed with arranging blind dates for their children, urging them to find a partner and have children.
But houses are expensive! Consumption is also high, everything is rising in price, except wages. For many young men, finding a partner means eating dirt, and more and more girls are gradually becoming realistic...
Therefore, the business of renting a girlfriend to go home and deal with parents gradually emerged.
But who would have thought that in an era when spiritual energy revived and the earth transformed into the human world, almost everyone could try to cultivate immortality, and this phenomenon would become even worse!
Men, how many of you don't want to cultivate immortality? !
woman
What is that
If there is no woman in your mind, you will be a god when you draw your sword!
Women will only affect the speed of our cultivation!
In our hearts, there is only cultivation!
Isn't it just women? When we become immortals, there will be all kinds of women. If you don't work hard when you are young, your wife will run away with someone else.
It is better to work hard on cultivating immortality now, maybe your wife has not been born yet~~~
Of course, only a portion of men think this way.
But now the world has a large population.
For more than ten thousand years, people's life expectancy has been increasing. Although the fertility rate of cultivators is low, that of ordinary people is not low!
Moreover, over the years, the earth's environment has become better and better, and the country has even greatly encouraged childbirth, and all kinds of medical care and education are free...
The current population of the earth has increased by who knows how many times than before. After all, the "earth" today is more than a billion times larger than before!
The human world is so vast that it cannot be measured by just one planet...
Due to various factors, more and more young men do not want to find a partner early and are obsessed with cultivating immortals, which makes their parents very anxious.
But for Chinese people, the word "filial piety" is also important.
What should I do when faced with my parents’ urging
Blind date? I really don't want to do that, so I can only think of ways to keep them stable, so... the business of renting a fairy to go home for the New Year is becoming more and more popular.
No wonder mom thinks too much.
It’s no wonder that Lin Rui is skeptical at this moment...
But this doesn't prevent her from being almost as good as her mother!
Isn't it just a high rank
Tsk tsk tsk.
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This is indeed my biological mother.
Qi Zifan's mouth twitched slightly, and then he looked at Lin Zixiao, who was also looking at him, his face gradually reddening...
"This, isn't good?"
Qi Zifan spoke in a low voice.
Seeing this, my mother sneered and said, "I knew it was fake. Sister, I won't make things difficult for you. It's all this kid's fault. It has nothing to do with you."
"Just go away, I will take care of him."
Lin Zixiao’s heart skipped a beat: “???”
Let him go?!
He is using my number now. If this is misunderstood, how can I recognize my parents-in-law? !
It can't be unreasonable, right
"etc!"
Lin Zixiao raised his hand suddenly, then looked at Qi Zifan and whispered, "How about..."
At the same time, she kept winking at Qi Zi Fan.
The latter pretended not to understand: "Huh?"
"Stop pretending!"
Lin Zixiao was furious, and even sent a voice message: "Why are you pretending? Hurry up and agree. Isn't it just sending you to the bridal chamber? Who is afraid of who?"
"This day will come sooner or later. Do I really have to be mistaken for a fake and driven away the first time I come here?!"
"this···"
"Not so good, huh?"
Qi Zifan was already overjoyed, but pretended to be hesitant: "Well... why don't we wait until we get married..."
"Fuck!"
"I'm about to be driven away, how can I get married?"
"Are you a tiger?!"
"Promise now!"
"Forehead···"
"So... I really agreed?"
Qi Zifan looked innocent, as if to say, this is not what I meant... It was you who strongly requested it, so I did it 'reluctantly'...
Seeing this guy's expression, Lin Zixiao was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"You bastard!!!"
“Ahem.”
Qi Zifan ignored her voice transmission and said weakly: "Auntie, I am really his girlfriend. If you don't believe it..."
"Then...then...then send her to the bridal chamber."
"Um?"
Dad was stunned, his eyes widened.
My mother was very natural: "Oh, then send her to the bridal chamber."
"Don't think you can just stay in the house for a day and be done with it. After we go in, we'll stay away from you. Then you have three minutes to throw your clothes outside the door. I'll have Xiao Rui come get them after five minutes."
"Look at you guys pretending."
Qi Zifan: “…”
Lin Zixiao: “?(????ω????)?···”
“Hiss!!!” Lin Rui took a breath of cold air and said to herself: “This level is simply amazing!”
"It's even more fierce than the TV dramas I watched."
"If that's the case..."
She stared at Qi Zifan with burning eyes.
But Qi Zifan looked at Lin Zixiao again, as if asking for his consent.
"What are you looking at me for!"
Lin Zixiao was already in a state of confusion, but with her personality, she never gave in. She couldn't back down no matter what!
Therefore, he said in a voice transmission without any expression: "Agree!"
“Don’t look at me!”
"Okay then."
Qi Zifan almost burst out laughing, but he insisted on pretending to be shy, making this guy feel very uncomfortable.
"Wow? You're pretty brave."
"I don't believe my kid can find a partner as perfect as you. Okay, then go in."
"The room has been reserved for you. Go, go, go."
Mom opened the door.
However, this seemingly complaining remark made Lin Zixiao feel very satisfied.
The perfect object
Hee~!
Unconsciously, she was immersed in this "praise", feeling satisfied, and actually took the initiative to pull Qi Zifan into the house...
Of course, this seems normal to others.
After all, this is Lin Fan's home, and it is reasonable for 'Lin Fan' to pull his 'girlfriend' into the house.
However, Qi Zifan was a little confused when he saw her being so "active".
What's going on?!
You pulled me into the house with a smile...
Thinking back to what Lin Zixiao said when he left Kunlun, Qi Zifan's scalp suddenly went numb and his whole body trembled.
"You, you can't?!"
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The two men entered the house.
Lin Rui ran over, waved her hand and set up a soundproof barrier, and then said: "Look, look, look, I said it was my sister-in-law, and you still didn't believe it!"
"I am wrongly accused."
"Oh, who knows?"
My mother crossed her arms and sneered, "That kid hasn't been heard from for so many years, and now he suddenly brings back a beautiful girl and says she's his girlfriend."
“Who would believe that?!”
"Based on her conditions, she is much better than the fairies I have seen, even the 'celebrity fairies' who are famous on many planets."
"Will you be interested in this kid?"
"...Do you look down on me so much? He is our Earth's immortal master after all!"
"It's a fart."
The old man interrupted unhappily, "Master, that's our child too."
"But this girl is really good. I'm afraid it's very expensive and will cost a lot of money."
"The key point is...how did he actually enter the house?"
"Hey, honey, isn't this a bit too much?"
"You know nothing!"
My mother sneered and said, "I am just following the flow and inviting you into a trap!"
"You still have the ability to use tricks?" Lin Rui's eyes widened.
“···”
"Humph, think about it, as long as we send them to the bridal chamber, we won't lose out no matter what!"
"If it's fake, expose it right away. We must not be deceived. Otherwise, it would be sad if we were happy for nothing. It would be better if it's real. It would be best if we could have a grandson right away."
"Of course, there is another possibility, and then..."
My mother snorted coldly, "This is the brilliance of my plan of killing three birds with one stone."
"Another possibility is that they are indeed a fake couple, but they have no choice but to make their fake love come true, and then they fall in love with each other over time..."
"How is it, isn't it perfect?!"
Dad was shocked: “…”
"High, really high!"
“It’s as high as a nine-story building!”
"Hmph, now you understand my good intentions, don't you?"
Lin Rui was even more stunning.
She only now realized that her mother's IQ was so high...
"Huh? No, this seems to be a talent of being a parent?"
"What are you mumbling about?"
Mom frowned and said, "Three minutes have passed. Go and see if they have thrown out the clothes."
"actually···"
Lin Rui whispered, "They may have countless sets of clothes to change into in their storage equipment."
"Why should I care so much?!"
"Changing clothes in the same room... there's always some benefit!"
"puff!"
Lin Rui was convinced.
It turns out that my mother has thought of everything.
admire!
She ran away in a flash.
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Inside the house.
Qi Zi Fan sat on the edge of the bed with a shy expression on her face.
Lin Zixiao was speechless.
"you···"
"You really got into character?!"
"No, I just can't believe it. We were sent to the bridal chamber like this? This, this, this, it feels like a dream."
"Well, should we now follow what my mom said and start our wedding night?"
“···”
"Oh."
Lin Zixiao suddenly sneered: "Come to think of it, you already know my number very well. There is no detail that you don't know, right?"
"That... you can't say that."
Qi Zi Fan Lian said seriously: "At our current level, we have already reached the level of observing details, and the control over our own bodies has reached the extreme."
“This detail...”
"You and I both know this, don't we?"
"Then why are you still pretending with me here?"
"Do you want to see me being shy?" Lin Zixiao was also desperate at this moment. He put his hands on his hips and said fiercely, "You wish!"
"Does this Saint look like someone who would be shy?!"
"The bridal chamber is the bridal chamber, come!"
"Who's afraid of who?!"
"Don't forget, I'm the one logging into your account now, hehe..."
Qi Zifan's eyebrows jumped.
"this···"
"Let's change back first."
"Pooh!"
"You wish, take off your clothes!"
Lin Zixiao went straight to the point and tore off his coat, then began to pull Qi Zifan's clothes, shocking him.
So tough
"Wait, wait a minute, let's talk about reason first..."
"No!"
"Women are never reasonable."
"You are a man now..."
"But I am a girl at heart, so I won't tell you. Take it off!"
"... Then you should switch back with me."
"I won't, what can you do?!"
Qi Zifan was shocked: "You, you...are you determined to do it?!"
"Yes, what?!"
"What the hell?"
He was speechless.
Then···
Just like this, Lin Zixiao peeled off their skin, and then threw their clothes out from the corner of the window, and then set up various barriers and prohibitions...
“Help!”
Qi Zifan wanted to run.
However, Lin Zixiao sneered: "At this point, you can still run away? Today, I will try whatever you say!"
"From now on, you are mine!"
“I’ll go!”
Qi Zifan's head went numb, and before he could dodge, he was knocked down, and then...
Seeing his own face getting closer and closer, even about to be kissed, this guy's face is full of despair...
But, just when he was about to kiss her, he suddenly felt the 'number squeeze' notification.
Qi Zixiao is "squeezing for a number"
The guy agreed without saying a word.
Almost at the same time, the true spirits exchanged and returned to their original bodies.
The lips are connected.
The face before me is flawless and the most beautiful in the world.
Those clear, charming eyes made him fall in love with her several times.
The soft and warm red lips shocked Lin Fan and made him unable to extricate himself.
After a long time, their lips parted.
The two embraced each other.
Qi Zixiao blushed, not daring to look at him, and put her red lips close to his ear, and spoke softly, her voice barely audible: "This is the first time... Let you do it yourself."
"Um?!"
Wow!
Lin Fan stared, feeling numb from his scalp to the soles of his feet.
At this moment, in this situation...
Anyone who can remain calm is not a human being~!
As for who will come and who won't come later...
We'll talk about it later.
Now!!!
Right now!
"Um."
The two hugged each other tightly, and Qi Zixiao's nasal voice was particularly attractive...
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Outside the villa.
Lin Rui ran out excitedly.
In his hands he was still holding the clothes that Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao had just worn.
"Mom, Dad, look!"
"Hey."
"Anyway, it was a success." Mom was so excited that she almost jumped up.
Dad also showed a satisfied smile.
Then···
No one knew what they were thinking of, but their eyes were fixed on Lin Rui at the same time. Their gazes were dim, with an inexplicable light flashing in them.
It’s gonna be bad!!!
Lin Rui's scalp tingled, knowing that something was wrong, and she said, "Well, half of your wishes have been fulfilled, so I'll leave first."
"I am already a Daluo Jinxian. I heard that on the battlefield between the two worlds..."
Talking as he slipped away.
However, how could my mother, who is so smart in this regard, be fooled by her? !
"return!"
"What do you mean by half-fulfilled wish? Our wish is that you and your brother can get married and start a family, and give us a bunch of grandsons and granddaughters, of course."
"So, now you're not even a quarter of the way there, and you still want to run?!"
Lin Rui's body was stiff and she almost cried out: "No, that's not the case..."
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One day, one night.
When people are happy, they always feel that time passes extremely quickly. The same is true for immortals, or in other words, for any living being.
Even if he is a quasi-saint, it is the same for him!
"call."
Lin Fan got a cigarette from somewhere, took a deep puff, and then exhaled deeply.
That was so comfortable.
Qi Zixiao lay on his chest, like a little bird, and even drew circles on his chest with her fingers.
"Fortunately, I had the foresight to see this."
This guy suddenly said, "If I hadn't used my immortal essence to condense the entire mountain and everything on it several times in advance, I'm afraid the mountain would have collapsed by now."
"Pooh!"
"Watch face."
Qi Zixiao blushed immediately and felt a little embarrassed.
“Hehehe.”
"Well, I think..."
"Don't even think about it."
"Don't." The guy threw away his cigarette butt and said, "It's not for that. You should have sensed that, right? Or rather, we came together for this purpose."
"Business!"
He emphasized.
As the conversation got down to business, Qi Zixiao gradually calmed down, sat up, and looked directly at Lin Fan: "Go one step further."
"The way forward has been blocked, so the method of blending yin and yang may be a way out."
“And it turns out that our assumption was correct.”
“Even...smoother than I thought!”
In fact, the reason why they had their wedding night so "quickly" was not entirely due to the help of their mother, but also because they had actually had this idea before.
emotion
It has already come to fruition.
And just as they said just now, they knew every detail and had already decided to be together, so why would they be so hesitant
Furthermore, after reaching the late stage of quasi-saint, they can no longer see the way forward!
The road ahead is blocked.
We must find a way to 'continue' in order to truly attain sainthood, otherwise everything will be in vain.
After thinking about it and trying many methods, they finally chose this one.
blend!
Harmony of yin and yang.
Dual cultivation
Perhaps both can be described this way, but the meaning is the same.
Therefore, during this day and night, they were not simply trying to "relieve the pain of missing each other", nor were they simply enjoying themselves, but they were practicing with all their strength while enjoying themselves.
It was during this process that they made a surprising discovery.
"When we joined together, we practiced the dual cultivation method. After our immortal essences merged and our yin and yang were harmonized, there was a significant increase!"
Qi Zixiao said seriously: "So, this should indeed be a feasible way."
“Not only that!”
Lin Fan changed the subject: "Isn't that the only thing you discovered just now? Tsk tsk, as expected, you female hooligan, you only know how to enjoy yourself..."
Swish!
Murderous intent came.
This fellow immediately said in a serious tone, "Well, actually, I also discovered that Yuan Tu, Abi, and the foundation of our Heavenly Dao have all moved!"
"Um?!"
Qi Zixiao was shocked: "Really?"
"really!"
"So..."
She wanted to say something, but ended up blushing like a monkey's butt.
Because she really didn't realize this, she couldn't help but think to herself: "Am I really a woman..."