What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 89: Unless you laugh a few times

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"What?"

The divine fortune teller Fang Wu was stunned.

"Brother, your eyes!!!" The followers came forward and roared in anger after seeing Fang Wu's miserable condition clearly.

"Who on earth dares to commit murder in the holy land? "

"Could it be the Holy Son?!"

"Brother Fang, don't worry. No matter what happens, we will follow you and stand by your side to avenge you!"

Divine Calculator: “…”

"No one did anything bad to me, this is all my own fault..."

"Brother! We know that you don't want us to be in danger. After all, the person who can hurt you like this is definitely not someone we can match!"

"But a real man in this world has some things he does and some things he doesn't do. How can we..."

Divine fortune teller: “(⊙o⊙)…”

"You misunderstood, Senior Brother, I am very happy, very happy, because this is a great thing for me, and no one has hurt me!"

He could only emphasize helplessly and explain his situation.

However…

Although he was willing to speak, others were unwilling to listen.

When several followers heard this, they immediately breathed heavily and said, "Brother Fang, is the other party so strong that you can't even afford to offend him? Can you just accept the defeat and let it go?"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

The fortune teller was almost going crazy.

I've been talking for so long, can you guys listen? Even if you can't listen, don't let your imagination run wild and talk nonsense, okay? !

What on earth did I do

Why do you have to think that I was beaten like this? !

He said depressedly: "I said, no one hurt me, all this is because of my own practice, it just looks a little miserable, but in fact I am very happy, very happy!"

"Do you understand? Because I am about to achieve great success..."

Followers: “(ˉ__ ̄)…”

"Brother Fang, are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious!" The fortune teller had a terrible headache.

"We don't believe it! Senior Brother Fang, you must not want us to put ourselves in danger, so... Senior Brother Fang, please don't do this, we would rather die in glory than live in disgrace!"

The Divine Calculator: "... What should I do so that you can believe what I say?"

The followers looked at each other in bewilderment. Among them, Yu Huo, as the best among the followers of the Divine Calculator, suddenly had an idea and said, "Brother Fang, since you said that you are very happy at the moment, why don't you laugh a few times sincerely from the bottom of your heart?"

The fortune teller was stunned: "???"

"Brother Fang, if you are really happy, then it must be easy for you to laugh a few times from the bottom of your heart. But if you can't laugh... How can you make us trust you?"

"We know you are doing this for our own good, but if the master humiliates you, the servant will die! Brother, although you are not our master, we will rise and fall together."

"How can we allow you, brother, to suffer such humiliation?"

Divine Calculator: “…”

I am so stupid, how can this be possible?!

However, Yu Huo saw that the fortune teller didn't say anything, so he said, "Sure enough, Senior Brother Fang doesn't want us to take risks, so..."

"But brother, you don't have to tell me. You are definitely not the only one who knows about this. At worst, we can go and ask!"

"Feng Ru, you take Brother Fang back to heal his wounds. We'll be back soon!"

Yu Huo and other followers are all loyal.

Even though they knew that the other party could beat the fortune teller like this and that they were definitely no match for him, they still did not back down and even immediately went to find someone to ask what happened...

"Brother Fang, I'll take you back."

Feng Ru had just become a follower not too long ago and his strength was not very strong, so at the moment he could only be responsible for sending the fortune teller back.

However…

What is this called?!

The fortune teller was very depressed. He rubbed his brows and called out to Yu Huo and others: "Wait... I... I laugh!"

At this moment, the fortune teller felt extremely distressed.

If it were someone else, he would have walked away long ago, not bothering to pay any attention to them.

But these people are his followers, and they are all loyal to him. He can't just watch them do whatever they want, right

If they really investigate, won't they fight with Dan Chengzi

Let’s fight if we have to. What if something goes wrong? Will I be able to refine my eagle eyes and golden vision in the future

In desperation, the fortune teller could only choose to... laugh.

Isn't it just a few laughs from the heart? What's the big deal

Anyway, I was in a good mood right now, and if you guys hadn't stopped me, I would have almost laughed out loud!

The fortune teller was speechless and could only stop them and say that he wanted to laugh.

Yu Huo was stunned, and immediately moved: "Brother, for our sake, you can even endure such grievances. We will not refuse even if we have to die. It is our honor to follow you, Brother Fang!"

"But you must not sacrifice yourself for us. You see, although you say you are very happy, you can't laugh. We know that you want to force yourself to laugh in order to protect us..."

The fortune teller was confused and couldn't help but go crazy: "..."

Why the hell am I not smiling

Why am I not smiling? Don't you have any idea

I am...

Seeing that Yu Huo was about to bring people to cause trouble, the fortune teller could only think of various happy things, especially since the cultivation of the Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils had already made some progress. Perhaps in the near future, his fortune-telling skills would be able to be further improved because of the Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils...

Until then…

As long as my cultivation level improves, who in the world can be better at deduction and divination than me

In this way, I should be the best!!!

“Hahahahahaha!!!”

When Yu Huo and the others were about to leave, the fortune teller laughed, a heartfelt, sincere, and loud laugh...

Yu Huo and others immediately stopped their flying swords, turned around in astonishment, and looked at the divine fortune teller.

"Brother Yu, Brother Fang, this is... really a smile from the bottom of your heart!"

"Yes, Senior Brother Yu, did we guess wrong?"

"Is it true that no one hurt Senior Brother Fang, but that he was practicing some kind of martial arts that led to this tragic situation?"

Yu Huo frowned, thought for a moment, and then suddenly realized!

He sighed deeply, almost shedding tears, and then said sadly: "What kind of martial arts could make me so miserable that I even went blind?!"

"But Senior Brother Fang's smile is indeed from the bottom of his heart..." someone was puzzled.

"So what if it comes from the heart? This only proves that the damage Brother Fang has suffered is far greater than we imagined!"

"Just ask yourself, when a person is in such a miserable and hurt situation, no matter how happy something is, how can he smile so sincerely and happily from the bottom of his heart?!"

"If my guess is correct, Senior Brother Fang might have already...!!!"