No matter how long we spend with cats, humans will never truly understand everything a cat thinks.
After raising cats for so many years, He Yunzhou has already accepted this reality.
However, even so, he still did not expect that the feeling of confusion when he saw the strange behavior of the cat could be applied to Huo Zheng—in other words, he never expected that Huo Zheng To be so similar to cats in this respect.
It didn't take long from the first time he noticed Huo Zheng's weirdness to when he was sure that something was wrong with him.
Huo Zheng cautiously refused He Yunzhou's dinner appointments about two or three times in a very conflicted manner. And every time he rejected He Yunzhou, the unwillingness and struggling emotions were so strong that He Yunzhou felt sorry for him more and more.
Perhaps Huo Zheng's work is really heavy, right
He Yunzhou secretly speculated.
But just when he thought so, and reduced the invitation to Huo Zheng so as not to disturb the other party's work, he would inexplicably receive a message from Huo Zheng.
And those news are usually photos of Huo Zheng sweating profusely in the gym, exercising crazily, and by the way, a rather severe fitness schedule will be attached.
"Forehead… "
Every time he receives such news and pictures, He Yunzhou will fall into deep confusion.
He didn't understand the significance of Huo Zheng posting this kind of photo.
He always felt that Huo Zheng seemed to be vaguely implying something...'
Like asking for praise or something.
However, whenever He Yunzhou thinks this way, he can't help being amused by his own thoughts. After all, Huo Zheng is no longer a naive primary school student, this kind of weird and awkward way of asking for praise is really not suitable for a president like him.
[A boat shakes and shakes: Are you training your muscles recently? Will it be too tired?]
But once in a while, He Yunzhou couldn't help being a little worried when he saw Huo Zheng who was so desperate in the photos.
After all, from the perspective of an otaku who doesn't like sports, Huo Zheng's fitness plan is really scary.
[Huo Zheng: Hahaha, no.]
[Huo Zheng: I just feel that my body is a little stiff recently, so I came to exercise my muscles and bones.]
[Huo Zheng: I don't know why, but I suddenly want to eat the roasted beef bone marrow you made.]
Attached later was a short video of Huo Zheng crazily pumping weights in the gym.
He Yunzhou: "..."
[A small boat shakes and shakes: Don't eat that kind of high-fat food. I've heard that people who work out have recipes given by a dedicated nutritionist, but I don't have much experience in this area. You have practiced so hard, you should honestly eat professional recipes. Otherwise, what if you gain weight?]
He Yunzhou is very self-aware of his dishes, probably because he grew up in the mountains with the elderly with low living standards, and he has never been able to accept the kind of bland dishes such as boiled chicken breast and quinoa.
Regardless of whether Huo Zheng was out of politeness or was really craving high-fat food, it was impossible for He Yunzhou to just feed him that way and ruin his hard work in fitness.
But He Yunzhou's kindness did not seem to reach Huo Zheng.
Huo Zheng didn't respond for an instant, and even though he didn't send a word to He Yunzhou, He Yunzhou still keenly noticed that that person seemed to be angry.
Is it because you rejected him
[A small boat shakes and shakes: I'm sorry, did I say something strange again that made you angry?]
He Yunzhou pondered for a moment, then pressed this sentence on the phone screen.
[A small boat shakes and shakes: If there is something wrong with what I said, please tell me, and I will change it.]
After a while, He Yunzhou received Huo Zheng's reply.
[Huo Zheng: It's okay, nothing happened, so why be angry.]
Seeing Huo Zheng's reply, He Yunzhou who was sitting in front of the computer couldn't help but sighed, and then rubbed the space between his brows.
I always feel that Huo Zheng seems to be more unhappy than before.
In fact, during this period of time, He Yunzhou occasionally felt that Huo Zheng was yearning for something.
However, he really didn't understand what the latter was thinking. If it was an ordinary person, it would probably be easy to figure out another person's true thoughts buried behind the words, but He Yunzhou is really not good at this...
So once Huo Zheng became awkward, He Yunzhou would also feel uncomfortable in every possible way.
If only Huo Zheng was a cat.
This thought slipped through He Yunzhou's mind involuntarily.
The world of cats is very small, so even if you don't understand what they are thinking, you can still use the troubleshooting method to improve it simply.
If the litter box is dirty, clean the litter box quickly.
If you get tired of canned food, change to another brand of canned food.
If you don't like the cat toy, buy a new one.
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But humans are much more complicated than cats. Although He Yunzhou is also a human being, sometimes he feels that compared to cats, humans are like another kind of creature that is difficult to understand.
If Huo Zheng were a cat, I would probably be able to raise him well.
He Yunzhou stared at the photo Huo Zheng sent earlier, and couldn't help but think so. If you think about it carefully, a cat like Huo Zheng would probably be very likable if he has a bad temper—after all, during this period of time, when he saw Huo Zheng's various behaviors that resembled melons, He Yunzhou's heart would surge. There was a secret desire to hold the other party in his arms and lick it.
But it's better not to let that person know about this kind of thinking, otherwise, he will probably be even more angry.
He Yunzhou couldn't help thinking with a wry smile. But the more he wanted to control himself, the more He Yunzhou couldn't help but picture Huo Zheng turning into a cat in his mind.
When he came back to his senses, he realized that a cute and cute cat suddenly appeared on his computer screen. The silver-gray hair and green eyes are very similar to Guaji, but the details are completely different. The arrogant and easy-to-explode appearance happens to be the Huo Miao imagined by He Yunzhou.
"Pfft."
He Yunzhou was stunned for a moment, staring at the cat he had unconsciously drawn, his heart was so soft that it was a mess.
And the trace of confusion that was generated in the bottom of my heart because of Huo Zheng's contradictory behavior before was also transformed into affection in an inexplicable brain supplement.
And also on the mobile phone's communication software, news of Shu Ran's wedding preparations in the WeChat group continued, and He Yunzhou saw Shu Ran's avatar popping up on the screen in a daze. With a slight movement in his mind, he clicked on the dialog box with Shu Ran.
He considered the words he used, roughly recounted the conversation between himself and Huo Zheng with Shu Ran, and finally asked with a little confidence: "... I don't know if he is really angry. What do you think?"
When he was still in college, He Yunzhou, who was more cowardly and clumsy than now, often relied on the decisive Shu Ran to help him. Many interpersonal and academic problems also depended on Shu Ran's guidance.
He himself didn't expect that after so many years, one day he could return to such a very innocent mood, like the "Xuedi He" in the past, asking Shu Ran such stupid questions to Shu Ran.
And Shu Ran seemed to think so too.
She sent a lot of exclamation points and ellipses in the message box, and before He Yunzhou had time to return to her, he received a call from Shu Ran.
"are you a pig?"
This is the first sentence Shu Ran said to He Yunzhou.
Even through the microphone, He Yunzhou could feel Shu Ran's desire to pinch his neck and shake him desperately.
"People have posted so many photos, why can't you praise him? Please! That's a photo taken in the gym with a concave shape - I sent it specially for you to see, what do you think it is for?? Go! Compliment! Him! "
He Yunzhou: "Huh? But, I don't think he—"
Shu Ran interrupted him directly: "Praise him! This super handsome guy, no matter how you coax him, it's not your fault! Brother He, you have such a good body!!"
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After hanging up Shu Ran's phone call, He Yunzhou's head was buzzing, and his face was even hotter.
In Shu Ran's cognition, He Yunzhou and Huo Zheng are already a couple, so that all the opinions she gave are so disgusting that He Yunzhou gets goosebumps, but He Yunzhou can only keep silent because of his previous lying , I really dare not tell the truth.
However, the sentence that Shu Ran kept emphasizing was like a curse, and it kept lingering in He Yunzhou's mind after a long time.
He Yunzhou flicked through the previous records between himself and Huo Zheng a little stiffly, and focused on the photos that Huo Zheng sent him, only to belatedly realize that these photos really were not taken casually by Huo Zheng from.
Both the light and the lines of the muscles are perfect, and the thin body is covered with fine beads of sweat. With Huo Zheng's tall figure and extremely handsome face... He Yunzhou can't help but think of the big cats in the National Geographic magazine Still photos of animals in the grassland.
That extreme sense of power and beauty, as well as a subtle touch of sexiness, made He Yunzhou feel uncomfortable.
But even so, He Yunzhou still selectively listened to the advice given by Shu Ran—
He clicked on the message box and quickly typed a line of words on the message box.
[A small boat shakes and shakes: I took a closer look at your photo just now and found that your muscle lines are really beautiful.]
[A small boat shakes and shakes: It's like a marble sculpture, it's really enviable.]
He Yunzhou's fingers froze, and he squinted his eyes to look at the rainbow fart he forcibly squeezed out. No matter how he looked at it, he felt a little blunt, so he quickly added another sentence.
[A small boat shakes and shakes: When you came to my house and wore clothes before, you couldn't tell that you had such perfect muscles, haha.]
He Yunzhou tried his best to make his words as natural as possible, and he could make jokes by the way.
He originally thought that Huo Zheng, who was still sulking, would probably reply to his message very late.
Unexpectedly, Huo Zheng's reply came just as soon as he sent it.
[Huo Zheng: Not very good either.]
[Huo Zheng: Abdominal Muscle·jpg]
[Huo Zheng: Still need to practice.]
The author has something to say: Huo Zheng: Sure enough! ! He loves only my body! ! ! ! !
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Huo Zheng: Wait, what do you mean by "while wearing clothes"? ? What is this implying... [Suddenly the little deer bumps into a blushing heartbeat]
He Yunzhou at the same time—
He Yunzhou: Ah, I suddenly feel that he doesn't look like Guaji anymore, after all Guaji's muscles are not so developed. (I kind of want a cat like Huo Zheng)