Only He Yunzhou himself knew how flustered he was when he was sent home after L went through the whole process of ordering clothes with Huo Zheng in a daze that day.
Of course, on the surface, he still works very hard to maintain his good friend setting.
But in fact…
He Yunzhou squatted at home and wanted to grab the ground with his head, and even wanted to lift his skull and poke his brain so that he could become more normal.
No matter how dull he is, how bad he is at getting along with others, this time it is impossible to deceive himself and others to use illusions to explain the throbbing that erupted from his heart and completely occupied every corner of his body when he met Huo Zheng's eyes that day.
But even at the stage of the most life-and-death crush with his secret love Shu Ran, he never felt such strong emotions—so strong that He Yunzhou couldn't face himself at all.
It was just an ordinary dream, but his body seemed to be "resurrected", his fingertips were hot, his skin was sensitive, the blood in his veins was flowing so fast, his heart was beating wildly in his chest... all the sensations, From the sense of touch to the sense of smell, it seems to be infinitely magnified by some magical magic, becoming extremely slender and sharp. Every cell in him was trying his best to perceive everything about that man.
Then, the mood will quietly become happy.
No matter how you think about it, it doesn't feel right at all.
"Xiao He? Xiao He? What are you looking at? I'll get it for you. You came just in time today. I just brought a lot of vegetables from the village in the morning—"
In the bustling vegetable market with people coming and going, the rough and friendly voice of the vegetable stall owner brought He Yunzhou back to his senses.
"thank you boss… "
He Yunzhou squeezed out a smile, and smiled at the owner of the warm vegetable stall that he was familiar with.
He lifted the environmental protection bag in his hand, trying to suppress the messy and strange thoughts in his head to the bottom of his heart.
It is also angry to say. Obviously, he had already made up his mind in his heart to keep a little distance from Huo Zheng, so as to give himself some space to calm down. But when he reacted, he found himself running to the vegetable market unknowingly to see if there were any new seasonal dishes, so that the man who was always working overtime could eat some fresh and refreshing Eastern dishes.
This kind of feeding has simply become an instinct of his, and it is not a behavior that can be controlled by rationality at all.
Realizing this, He Yunzhou became more and more depressed.
"Xiao He, don't be polite. I didn't say that I wouldn't give these dishes to other people when they come over. That is to say, you are different. They are indeed good things..."
The owner of the vegetable stall graciously took out several crude-looking plastic bags from the freezer, and piled them all up in front of He Yunzhou, beckoning him to pick and choose.
"What a shame..."
Now that they have been in front of the vegetable stall owner for so long, He Yunzhou thanked him repeatedly, then reached out and grabbed a few cucumbers from the plastic bag that the vegetable stall owner put in front of him.
As soon as you pick it up, you can feel it from the tingling touch. The cucumbers the boss said were picked in his own field in the morning are really fresh.
But... He Yunzhou lowered his head and stared at the cucumber in his hand for a long time, but his expression was a little uncertain.
"What's the matter? Oh, aren't you the most knowledgeable?" The boss who was still very proud had been observing He Yunzhou, but now he saw the other's expression and immediately misunderstood something.
"Although these cucumbers are not good-looking and not straight, they are all cucumbers grown in my own home. The twisted dishes are delicious. You will know when you take them back and eat them. The more curved they are, the more delicious they are, fresh and delicious. Tender, much tastier than the straight cucumbers... "
The vegetable stall owner watched He Yunzhou staring at the twisted cucumbers in a daze, thinking that he was concerned about the curved shape, and explained more and more eagerly, but he didn't know that when he said this, He Yunzhou, who was full of thoughts, heard In it, only a series of simple words are left.
For example, curved, straight...
He Yunzhou also knew that he was extremely sensitive now, otherwise he would not have listened to those words, and almost dropped the cucumber in his hand.
God, what the hell was he thinking
While He Yunzhou was crazily complaining about himself in his heart, his cheeks became slightly hot involuntarily.
Am I really bent
He Yunzhou couldn't help but said to himself.
As soon as he got home, He Yunzhou took out all the cucumbers he had bought for no apparent reason, and put them on the chopping board to look at them for a long time. Those twisted cucumbers fell in his eyes, and there was an unexplainable unlucky meaning.
too curved...
He Yunzhou couldn't help murmuring.
When he found out what he was muttering, he wanted to hug his head and scream,
In an indescribably broken mood, He Yunzhou silently scrubbed all those thin, twisted cucumbers in one go. After draining the water for a while, I sprinkled a layer of coarse salt on the cucumbers in one breath, rubbed them a little, and put all the cucumbers in a large stainless steel basin, pressing it with a heavy object, and then breathed it out in one breath. Throw all those cucumbers in the freezer.
If this incident hadn't happened, he would be in a better mood now... While doing all this, He Yunzhou thought sadly.
Just like what the boss said, this kind of fresh, crisp and tender cucumber grown from his own land is delicious. After marinating with salt to get a little water, the cucumber will naturally become a crisp and slightly tough taste, just marinate it with garlic, light soy sauce and other seasonings, and take it out when eating Cut into sections, pour a layer of red, salty, spicy and delicious chili oil, it is the most refreshing green and tender side dish in summer. If you want He Yunzhou to come, you can come up with all kinds of porridge, such as preserved eggs and lean meat, raw fish porridge, or even the simplest pepper pork ribs porridge, with such a crunchy cucumber, cut a piece The salted duck eggs with red star oil are the most beautiful and refreshing meal in summer.
However, the happy and relaxed mood when helping me and Huo Zheng cook in the past has disappeared now.
All that was left was confusion and embarrassment.
No, no, I can't draw conclusions for myself so arbitrarily.
While thinking this way, He Yunzhou sat down in front of the computer and clicked on the webpage.
He tried his best, searched his brains and brains, and finally searched for a few gay-colored things on the Internet...
"In short, how can it be so easy to be a man, you can bend as you say."
He Yunzhou murmured to himself.
After taking a few deep breaths, He Yunzhou clicked the play buttons of those videos with trembling hands.
All kinds of sounds came out of the stereo in an instant, and the strong impact brought about by the physical interaction between the two men made He Yunzhou feel hairy all over.
He Yunzhou stroked the goosebumps on his arms, and he suddenly relaxed.
Sure enough, I should still...
He stared at the constantly rhythmic, overlapping white and black body, and thought with great relief.
Sure enough, just like what he analyzed before, it must be because of Huo Zheng's face that he had the illusion...
However, at the same time that He Yunzhou was thinking this, on the computer screen, among the protagonists who seemed to have a little bit of interesting physical intercourse, a man's face unknowingly changed into Huo Zheng's.
"..."
He Yunzhou stared blankly at the screen, his body stiffened suddenly.
After an unknown amount of time, he lowered his head and looked at himself silently... Then he slammed his head on his own desk.
Some things really can't be avoided by escaping.
He Yunzhou, who has lived to this age, has finally learned a sad lesson from life,
When did the feelings towards Huo Zheng start to change
I can't remember it at all now.
But in fact, if you think about it carefully, you will find that when you saw the other party, the uncontrollable love and pity were probably very wrong, right
It's just that at that time, I had been deluding myself into thinking that it was because Huo Zheng was too melon-like.
As a result, there was no defense at all, which caused this feeling to change from quantitative to qualitative.
In the end, the final awakening was completed by an ambiguous and hot dream.
"This is really troublesome..."
He Yunzhou rubbed the center of his brows, thinking in a very depressed mood.
Xiaoxi's phone call came at this time,
"Brother Chuan... Let me tell you, if you are free, would you like to come out for a meal? There is someone here who really wants to meet you. He is an acquaintance..."
If her invitation this time had been normal, He Yunzhou would have coldly rejected her.
But today is different from the past, as long as he can free up his mind to think about things other than bending into a cucumber, He Yunzhou can only wish for it.
It was precisely because of this that he didn't even pay much attention to Xiaoxi's faltering about bringing someone to meet him.
Probably a partner you have worked with in the past
He Yunzhou thought.
He had dinner with the author of the book he drew several times before, and He Yunzhou really didn't take this matter too seriously.
He even had a little mood to tease each other.
"Is it Daniel? Or Huahua? Huahua said that day that he would come to City A, so it must be him?"
"Brother Chuan, actually..."
"Okay, what kind of god did you bring to meet me, and made you so nervous."
Xiaoxi on the phone laughed dryly a few times, and evaded it perfunctorily.
But after hanging up the phone, her face instantly collapsed,
Turning her head, she faced the man with the villainous boss face beside her, almost crying.
"Master Li Fu, why don't we find out with Brother Chuan, he thought he was meeting other authors."
Hearing this, Li Fu raised his eyebrows and revealed a subtle smile.
"Other authors..."
Xiaoxi choked for a moment, although she didn't know why, but her instinct made her choose to quickly fool her: "Besides, he might be angry that I lied to him."
"Xiao Chuan is not such a person who gets angry easily. I know him." Speaking of He Yunzhou, Li Fu's brows and eyes became softer, "And why are you so sure that he will be angry when he knows I'm coming? To be honest Yes, I think he will be happy when he sees me, after all, it's a reunion of old friends."
When he said this, Li Fu was carefully arranging the sapphire cufflinks on his cufflinks.
Of course, the expensive cuffs, of course, were not the reason for Xiaoxi's stress.
What really made Xiaoxi feel like she was sitting on pins and needles was Li Fu's large bunch of delicate red roses on the table.
The author has something to say: Actually, Mr. He is also a person who thinks a lot.
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