What’s Your Gender, Princess?

Chapter 10

Views:

19

I said tremblingly: "No, Mr. Wumin..."

Mr. Wumin was still yelling outside, but when I called him, he turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

"You...you're bleeding..." I swallowed, my voice trembling, "a lot..."

Lord Wumin looked at me lazily: "Are you questioning my level? Huh? I can..."

I broke down: "Your ass is full of blood!!!"

A pair of guards just arrived.

Everyone: "..."

Lord Wumin: "..."

I was about to cry, so I rushed to his side, and shouted to the guards: "Go and call the imperial physician! What are you doing in a daze! Leave a few people to deal with the assassins inside!"

Everyone swarmed away to do things separately. I was very anxious and pulled Mr. Wumin: "What's going on, you didn't even know you were stabbed in the ass! You were too careless, look, so much blood...how did you What's going on, are you unconscious?"

Lord Wumin: "..."

"You still dare to say that you are good at martial arts, you will be injured at that level..."

"..."

"Uh, I don't know if there will be scars..."

"..."

"woo woo woo woo… "

Lord Wumin has been very silent.

I was a little strange, and supported him: "What's the matter? Do you feel a little pain now?"

Lord Wumin slapped my hand off, and said flatly: "Actually... I suspect..."

"?"

"It's Guishui, right?"

After Wumin Jun Youyou finished speaking, her face was as dark as the night behind her.

***

Guishui, what is that

My concept of Guishui has always been very vague. I only know that concubines in the harem will not be able to serve the emperor when they come to Guishui, but I really have no experience with what it is. But Lai Guishui will bleed? Inexplicable...

Now that Mr. Wumin said this, I was a little skeptical: "I, I don't study much...don't lie to me."

Lord Wumin: "..."

After a few delays like this, the imperial doctors were rushed over, the queen mother, all the concubines, and even the emperor's younger brother came.

The assassins have already been taken away, and they are about to ask who sent them—in fact, they can probably guess, either the royal family of Beichang Kingdom or the common people of Dongyuan Kingdom, to assassinate me, the tyrant.

But now that everyone has come, everyone has to do something, wait for the imperial doctor to take the pulse of Lord Wumin and confirm that there is nothing wrong, but after coming to Guishui, the nuns in the palace will take Lord Wumin to teach him how to do it. Deal with Guishui.

I was puzzled from the beginning to the end, I didn't know what Guishui was, but as the emperor of Xiyang Kingdom, I still had to fight back not to show curiosity.

While waiting for Lord Wumin to come back, the Empress Dowager sat beside me and said to me: "The Western Emperor."

"... Ah, um." I recovered.

"Actually, to tell you the truth, the Ai family always thought that you were not sincere towards Chang Yi, but now I know that you really love her."

"Uh...?" How did she know, I didn't even know...

But after the queen mother said this sentence, she didn't continue, she just looked into the distance thoughtfully.

I was a little embarrassed, I got up and walked casually, but I was stopped by Yuan Yu after walking a few steps.

When I saw Yuan Yu now, I was still somewhat puzzled and embarrassed, and was about to bypass him, Yuan Yu took the initiative to say: "I... originally thought that you were not sincere to Chang Yi, so... I made a mistake."

"..." How did you come to the conclusion!

Yuan Yu sighed: "Princess Changyi just came to Guishui, and your eyes were red... Hey, I am absolutely incomparable. I was confused last time, and I hope the Western Emperor will forgive me."

"..."

So it was because of this kind of thing... I didn't know what to say, I could only twitch the corner of my mouth and said: "Uh, it's nothing, yes, it should..."

After a while Lord Wumin finally came back, I quickly stood up, pretending to be concerned and went up to condolences, Lord Wumin's face was very unsightly, and he just said "It's okay" and then didn't continue, other people saw that the Lord was fine , I was also quite calm, so I expressed condolences one after another.

The queen mother pulled Mr. Wumin, and said earnestly, "From today onwards, you are a real woman..."

Lord Wumin: "..."

I was afraid that Mr. Wumin would go crazy, so I hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, hehe, she needs to rest, Queen Mother, please go first."

The queen mother nodded in understanding, and left in a mighty manner with the beauties of the harem.

Mr. Wumin and I entered the room before we could finally let go of our courage to speak, I was emotionally unstable, and I pulled him to cry without tears: "You just went to learn that, you saw me all, right? "

Lord Wumin's face was crooked: "Do you think I think so?!"

After a pause, he said again: "Besides... you are not normal! You are sixteen, why did you come here!"

Me: "... Isn't that the point? Woohoo, I've been seen by you again, and I haven't learned how to deal with things like Guishui. What if I change it back in the future!"

Lord Wumin hesitated for a moment, and said: "When the time comes, I will teach you..."

"Thank you!" I went crazy, "I don't need it!!!"

Lord Wumin shrugged and stopped talking.

I sighed, exhausted physically and mentally, lay down on the bed, couldn't fall asleep with my eyes open, obviously Mr. Wumin was like me, he called me after a while: "Hey, Yunjiao."

"What?" I said angrily.

He faltered: "Actually... you women have worked hard."

"... you want to discuss this stuff with me?"

Lord Wumin sat up and sighed: "I thought it was not a big deal to come to Guishui, but it turned out to be such a trouble... and... my stomach still hurts."

Hearing Mr. Wumin's shy tone, I quickly covered my face with the quilt: "Squeak... huh... huh..."

Lord Wumin: "..."

What's the use of him telling me that, I don't understand at all, okay? ! Forget about "she" going to find the queen mother tomorrow, maybe the two of them can become good friends who talk about everything!

I rolled irritablely, continued to pretend to be asleep, and before I knew it, I really fell asleep.

***

When I woke up the next day, I rubbed my eyes and looked left and right, only to find that Lord Wumin was no longer there.

After tossing for so long last night, he was really energetic.

I yawned and got up, and the servants immediately came in to help me freshen up and prepare the morning meal. After eating the morning meal, Lord Wumin just happened to come back. His walking was a little slower than usual, probably because of Guishui.

In fact, this is what I should bear, but he, a big man, bears it for me, which is quite pitiful...

Thinking about my behavior last night, I immediately felt very embarrassed, and hurried forward: "Where have you been? Are you okay..."

Lord Wumin said lazily: "I went to find the Queen Mother."

"..." My face turned half black.

Did I really get it right...

"You, why are you looking for the Queen Mother..."

Mr. Wumin glanced at me: "Where do you want to go? I went to tell her in your capacity, since Dongyuan Country and Xiyang Country are going to form an alliance, then dealing with Beichang Country is a matter between the two countries. Yuan Country is a little bit down right now, but the soldiers and money that should be sent out must not be less."

I was shocked: "Then how did the queen mother react? Isn't it furious, saying that you turned your elbows out when you got married, and actually helped Xiyang country to find ways to get the benefits of Dongyuan country?"

Mr. Wumin was a little surprised: "You know her pretty well."

"..." I cried, "You're so mean, you didn't even discuss it with me."

Lord Wumin sat down on the stool: "You came to Guishui and didn't discuss it with me."

"..."

Is that up to me? ! Still negotiating! ! !

"Mr. Wumin! Don't make trouble out of no reason! I know you must be very upset when you come to Guishui, but, this is not my problem!" I pointed at him angrily.

Lord Wumin looked at me inexplicably: "It's not your problem, is it still my problem?"

"..."

I really can't communicate with him!

I flicked my sleeves angrily: "Forget it, I won't tell you anymore... Anyway, Dongyuan Kingdom is indeed going to send some soldiers, but it can't be too much. As for money and so on, it has to pay compensation to Xiyang Kingdom, plus Years of wars have left the national treasury empty, so don't even think about it."

Lord Wumin said lightly: "But the Queen Mother and your brother have already agreed."

"They agreed?"

"I can't help but they don't agree." Lord Wumin smiled at me, "Probably they also feel that it is difficult to guarantee that Lord Wumin will not change his mind by relying on you."

"..."

No wonder others said that once a woman comes to Guishui, her temper will be bad, she will either become irritable, or become yin and yang. Mr. Wumin was always unpredictable, and now it is even more so.

I stared at him, but Mr. Wumin took a sip of his tea and pretended not to see it.

... No, anyway, I am the emperor of Xiyang Kingdom. When the time comes, I will be the one who raises his arms...

I comforted myself secretly in my heart, then sat down while humming: "Forget it, it's up to you."

Mr. Wumin probably felt that he was the winner again this time, and he was quite satisfied, so he smiled at me.

I smiled at him too.

Hey, even if the body is exchanged... But the human heart is still separated by layers of belly.

20

On the last day in Dongyuan Kingdom, Lord Wumin and I had separate activities. I sneaked out of the palace again. In the palace, they ate sweets and fell asleep, and continued to get up to eat preserved fruits after falling asleep.

In fact, after coming to Guishui, girls should not move around much, but Mr. Wumin and I still chose to leave the next day, because after all, there is still a certain distance between Dongyuan Kingdom and Xiyang Kingdom, and there is a lot of time to come and go, so there can be no more Take a break, or I'm afraid that something will happen in Xiyang.

What's more, I am a martial arts practitioner, and my body is better than that of ordinary women. Apart from the first night, Lord Wumin complained of stomach pains, and there are no other major problems.

When Tathagata came, we usually returned to Xiyang country in a mighty way, and this time we also brought many treasures specially confessed by Dongyuan country. Because of the matter of Dongyuan country sending troops, the relationship between Lord Wumin and me was about to disappear. The estrangement reappeared, and he and I simply hated seeing each other.

After returning to Xiyang Kingdom quite smoothly, the domestic affairs were handled very well by the Taifu. I officially started to handle the government affairs as Lord Wumin. However, I am the one who goes to court every morning, corrects the memorials, and finally gives orders Of course it is Lord Wumin.

Mr. Wumin and I do not sleep in the same room every day, because Mr. Wumin has not officially married me yet.

This also proves from the side that the marriage between Mr. Wumin and I is about to take place... under the circumstances that we are so at odds with each other.

It has been nearly two months since the first emperor’s funeral, and the mourning period will be over in one more month, and Mr. Wumin and I can start getting married. A royal wedding—especially if both parties are royal—this kind of wedding must be Grand and grand, so although there is still more than a month to go, the wedding has already been quietly arranged.

There is already a tailor who tailors the clothes for me and Mr. Wumin. It is said that it will take a full month to make. I really can't imagine what kind of clothes will take a month to make, but the tailor said euphemistically that this is actually It's already rushing to work.

It was only later that I found out that the clothes Mr. Wumin was going to wear were embroidered with a total of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine pearls. I thought about the approximate weight and couldn't help laughing to express my satisfaction.

As for the jade pendant used by Lord Wumin, the jade pendant has strict weight regulations, but the crown is fine, so I specifically instructed that to make the crown of nine dragons and four phoenixes, the pearls held by the golden phoenix, emerald phoenix and golden dragon must be bigger and better. Okay, Zhuhua Cuiyun will also make it for me in Dali and Zhongli.

Several tailors and ceremony officials: "..."

Mr. Wumin doesn't know these things, he still lives happily every day, and seems to be quite looking forward to the upcoming marriage, but he doesn't know whether he can smile or not when he sees those jewelry and clothes as heavy as a yak hahahaha .

***

The wedding date is getting closer, Mr. Wumin and I choose to walk together in the palace on a certain day.

Without him, it's just to enhance the relationship... Well, it's actually the Tai Tu's idea, he thinks that one of us will change the memorials, and the other will eat, eat and sleep all the time, and hardly talk all day, which is really a bit wrong.

Hey, actually he doesn't know, every day when I go to court, Mr. Wumin will secretly come to the room to change the memorial, and even tell me some important points by ear.

It is very common for Wumin-jun and I to verbally hurt each other on weekdays, but now it is very awkward to walk together - of course, it is my unilateral embarrassment, but Wumin-jun is very leisurely, walking in front of us.

I know quite well about the Xiyang Palace, because at that time, when you came to assassinate him, you had to investigate first, but the Taifu specially ordered where the scenery is better.

There is Ye Pond in the imperial garden of the Imperial Palace of Xiyang Kingdom. The Taifu said that the scenery here is beautiful, so I led Mr. Wumin here.

When I passed Yechi, there happened to be a few eunuchs who were changing the water in the pond. When they saw Mr. Wumin and me coming, they saluted in a panic. I waved my hand and said like Mr. Wumin, who is arrogant and arrogant: "Continue Do your own thing."

The eunuchs said weakly: "Go back to the emperor, the water has been changed."

"... Oh, then, go do your own thing." The corners of my mouth twitched.

Lord Wumin looked at me from the side, smiling ambiguously, I whispered: "What are you laughing at?"

Lord Wumin said: "It's nothing, you are learning more and more like it now."

"...Because your features are more obvious."

"?"

"Nostrils up."

"..."

Lord Wumin pretended not to hear, and walked forward with half of his face twitching. I followed him and kept walking, getting quieter and quieter, and finally came to a small forest.

I wondered: "There is still this place... When I came to assassinate you before, I didn't find it."

Lord Wumin didn't speak, and his expression was a little weird.

After a while, he said, "This is a forbidden area."

"Forbidden area? How did we manage to enter the forbidden area..." I was a little baffled, looking around curiously, and suddenly found a strange-looking thing that looked like a tiger's head on the ground.

"What is this..." I reached out and fiddled twice.

Lord Wumin's face changed drastically, he stepped forward and pulled me, "Don't touch me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the ground under our feet shook suddenly, and it turned out to be an iron plate covered with soil and fallen leaves! The iron plate separated quickly, and Mr. Wumin and I had no time to react, and fell down in an instant!

There was actually a deep and dark secret room under the iron plate. Lord Wumin and I fell into it together, but we couldn’t use light kung fu, but in the end we just fell hard on the ground together... It hurts...

Grinning my teeth, I got up and found that I wasn't hurt much, because the ground seemed soft... eh? Soft? !

I was shocked and lowered my head. It was pitch black and I couldn't see anything clearly. I reached out and groped left and right, and sure enough, at the place where I just landed, I found a lying person...

Lord Wumin.

That is, my own body...

I swallowed, tremblingly said: "Mr. Wumin, are you alright..."

Lord Wumin didn't respond.

I stretched out my hand to touch his shoulder, and stiffly helped him up. Mr. Wumin's breathing was a little weak, and I was even more worried. I stretched out my hand to touch him, and found that his face was covered with blood...

What to do... I wiped off the blood tremblingly, tears streaming down my face, but Mr. Wumin suddenly said with great difficulty: "Cough... why are you crying, I'm fine."

I cried even more fiercely: "I was not good-looking, but now I am completely disfigured..."

Lord Wumin: "..."

After a while, he probably regained his strength, and slowly said: "Actually, you should think about it, I was pressed to the ground lying on my stomach by you."

"...?"

"It wasn't there in the first place, but now it's recessed..."

“………………”