What’s Your Gender, Princess?

Chapter 11

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After I supported Mr. Wumin, breathed some air for him, then tore off the cloth on his body, and bandaged him casually, the two of them were panting from exhaustion (... ), I finally thought of a very important question—we are where

I thought of Lord Wumin's face that changed drastically just now, and guessed that he must know what was going on, so I asked, "Where is this place? How do we get out?"

Monarch Wumin said: "This is the secret room."

"..." I still need you to say.

"As for how to get out..." Lord Wumin said calmly, "I can't get out now."

"Why?" I was shocked, stood up, and groped, only to find that the surroundings were covered with cold iron, and it was so smooth that there was not even a place to exert force.

What's more, the iron block on the top of the head has been closed quickly when we just fell in. The iron block is thick and heavy. Even if I can barely fly up, there is no way to open it in an instant.

"...then," I felt a little terrified, "are we going to live here forever?"

In fact, I can't live a lifetime... I will die of thirst in a few days.

Mr. Wumin said lightly: "No need. In fact, there is still a passage here, which connects the Ye Pond outside. When the lake is full, it will be pressed down. We can't open it inside. When the Ye Pond needs to change the water, we must first open it. When the lake is drained, the passage will naturally open. Well, the water in Yechi should be changed every five days, so it should be fine."

I broke down: "But they just finished changing the water!"

"Yeah." Lord Wumin sighed, "It's destined..."

"It's because you reacted too slowly..." I looked at him condemningly, "You know that there is a secret room here, but you still let me touch it..."

Lord Wumin said: "It's been too long, I can't remember it for a while."

"Hey." I sat down with him, the two of them were silent for a moment in the dark, and after a while, Mr. Wumin suddenly said: "There should be some candles here."

"Really?" I was overjoyed, "Where? I'll get it."

Lord Wumin thought for a moment, and said: "I don't remember clearly, please help me up, I'll look for it."

I carefully helped him up, Mr. Wumin's leg didn't seem to be injured, it's mainly because of his upper body...

Lord Wumin walked for a while, then stopped: "Is there a cabinet here, feel for it."

I quickly reached out and touched it, and there was indeed a waist-length low cabinet. I was overjoyed: "Really!"

"Well, open the drawer."

I opened the drawer, and the first thing that hit my face was a stench, as if it was the bad smell of that kind of food. I supported Mr. Wumin with one hand, and quickly covered my nose with the other: "What..."

Lord Wumin was very calm: "It's the food that was put here before, it's probably been too long, and it's all broken."

I closed the drawer and opened the drawer on the lower floor. Sure enough, it was full of candles. I roughly estimated that there were hundreds of them, which were definitely enough for us. There were two or three candles beside me. Use it to light a candle. Slowly, the candle ignites, and the yellow flame instantly illuminates the dark and dim secret room.

Being able to see things, the tension in my heart was reduced a lot. I breathed a sigh of relief, arranged the candles, and looked around.

This is not too small a secret room, but it is extremely simple, with only a bed and a low cabinet, not even a table and chairs.

I was a little surprised: "What kind of place is this? If there is a bed, then there are people? But living here, I'm afraid I will go crazy soon..."

Mr. Wumin didn't speak, I turned to look at him, and found that he was wrapped up like a rice dumpling by me at first, so I quickly untied those clothes, and took a good look at my own face... It's okay, but the forehead was broken somewhere, That's why there is so much blood, but it's not disfigured, it's a blessing in disbelief.

As for whether there is a concave below... I will verify it myself later.

Lord Wumin silently asked me to help him re-bandage, and after a while he suddenly said, "Do you think I'm crazy?"

"Of course." I didn't stop working, and replied immediately.

Lord Wumin smiled and stopped talking.

I found that ever since entering here... no, to be precise, after entering the forbidden area, Mr. Wumin has been very strange, and I don't know what's going on.

"Mr. Wumin, what's the matter with you?" I finished bandaging and looked at him puzzled.

Lord Wumin didn't answer, just looked at the bed silently, and said after a while, "Yun Jiao, do you think that bed can still sleep someone?"

"..." I hesitated, "It should not be possible..."

Lord Wumin said: "Not necessarily, let's go and see, the humidity here is too heavy, if there is no quilt, it is easy to catch cold."

I said "oh" and helped him up, but I accidentally stepped on his skirt, and the two of them fell together. My head hit the ground, and I was so painful that I was about to cry. blank.

After a long time, I slowly came back to my senses, the huge pain on my forehead slowly recovered, I took a breath, thinking how I fell so hard, I reached out to touch it, only to find...it was my own sleeve!

I turned my head suddenly, and saw Jun Wumin looking at me indifferently.

That's right, it's Lord Wumin, the complete Lord Wumin, not Lord Wumin who is pushing against my body.

... Heaven has eyes, we finally got it back!

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I almost cried with joy. Although my head hurts badly, I am really happy and happy in my heart.

I stretched out my hands to touch my face, my waist, and my arms. I was so happy that I didn't know what to say, but Mr. Wumin suddenly said lightly, "Why don't you check?"

"..."

"I feel it myself! It's not concave!"

Lord Wumin smiled, stood up briskly, and stretched his waist: "It's finally back, the heavens are open."

... It's abominable that it's exactly what I thought it would be.

I resentfully said: "It's all your fault, I have a terrible headache."

Lord Wumin smiled at me: "Fortunately, although you fell, your head was only slightly scratched."

After he said this, I realized that Mr. Wumin's forehead was also slightly scratched, and I suddenly remembered that the day I went to assassinate him, the reason why we changed bodies was that the two of us hit the ground together on the head during the entanglement.

This time it is probably the same, but not at the same time...

I had lingering fears: "In the future, we must never bump heads together."

Lord Wumin deeply agrees.

It was easier to change back to the body, Mr. Wumin walked to the bed with ease, the quilt on the upper layer was damp and wet, and could no longer be used, but the quilt on the bottom could barely be used.

Lord Wumin came over, leaned down and looked down at me, he was very close, I was a little embarrassed, after all, although he used to like to come close when nothing happened, but it was my own face after all, so close now The distance depends on Mr. Wumin, he is a man after all, and he is also a very good-looking man, so I am naturally a little embarrassed.

"Why lower your head, I'll carry you to the bed." Jun Wumin raised his eyebrows, "Returning to your own body, do you finally know how to be shy?"

“… I’ve always been known to be shy and blush easily.”

"I've never seen you blush when you're against my body."

"That's because your skin is too thick."

"..."

Without saying a word, Mr. Wumin directly picked me up and threw me on the bed without being gentle at all: "Have a good rest, I'll go find some wine."

"Wine?" I wondered.

"Well... I used to bury some wine here, otherwise these five days would be too difficult." Mr. Wumin went ahead, lit another candle, opened the stinking drawer on the first floor, and put the stuff inside. A few plates were brought out, and the rotten and invisible food was poured on the ground, then the plate was smashed, and the fragments were walked to the other side, squatting down, and digging with the sharper side.

Ever since I met Lord Wumin for the first time, I have never seen him at this time—with some blood on his head, his clothes are all dirty, holding a piece of porcelain in his hand, digging up bit by bit the hard soil.

But he himself didn't seem to have any discomfort, just digging slowly with his eyes lowered, suddenly there was a strange touch in my heart, as if my heart had become a piano, and someone secretly plucked the strings.

Mr. Wumin was halfway through digging, and suddenly threw the fragments away, walking towards me.

I:"?"

Lord Wumin blew out the candle, and lay down beside me: "I'm exhausted, I won't dig anymore."

"..."

The string broke.

completely broken...

"Then what should I do..." I couldn't laugh or cry.

Lord Wumin turned over: "I'll dig later, rest first."

My head hurts badly: "Okay."

This bed is very small, the two of us sleep very tightly, basically there is no way not to bump into each other, it is the first time for me to sleep in the same bed with another man as a woman, I am really shy and nervous, but thinking of that man It's Mr. Wumin, and he immediately relaxed a lot. After all, uh, think about it carefully, we don't have any concept of gender for each other...

And it's good to be close, after all, it's cold and humid here, the closer it is, the warmer it will be.

It didn't take long for me to fall into a drowsy sleep. After a few months, I finally slept with my own body. Except for the intermittent pain in my head, the rest was fine.

Then I had a dream.

In the dream, Mr. Wumin pushed me to the execution ground with a grinning grin, and said: "The body has been changed back, you take your Naihe Bridge, I take my Yangguan Road, Jianghu will disappear!"

I burst into tears: "I recognize the single-plank bridge, why should I walk the Naihe bridge?!!!"

Lord Wumin continued to sneer: "Only the dead, I feel more at ease."

I was dragged to the execution ground just like that, and the executioner also grinned grimly at me, then took a sip of wine, and sprayed it on the shining sword: "Don't worry, the pain will be less painful after spraying wine."

Then the shining big knife cut it down like this.

I woke up instantly, sweating all over my head, and in a blink of an eye, I found that Mr. Wumin was drinking with a brown wine jar in his hand...

"..." I silently looked at Lord Wumin.

Lord Wumin saw that I was awake, and said, "Hey, are you thirsty, have some wine?"

I said weakly: "Why are you drinking while I'm asleep... It's scary, don't you know..."

Lord Wumin: "?"

I sighed, I really think about it day and night... Uh, although I don't know if it is day or night.

But I am indeed thinking about this issue. I have exchanged bodies with Mr. Wumin now, and after I go out...even here, will he just silence me? In this way, you don't have to worry about me, and you can continue to attack Dongyuan Country...

Seeing that I was still not moving, Mr. Wumin asked doubtfully, "What's wrong, my head still hurts?"

"My head doesn't hurt much anymore..." I shook my head and got out of bed slowly, Lord Wumin came over kindly and helped me, and then handed me the wine.

I took the wine jar, and a smell of wine hit my face. I took a breath and felt a little dizzy. I knew it was a rare good wine. I took two sips of it without saying a word. It really tasted pure and delicious. It's a little spicy and warms you up.

After drinking two sips of wine, the confusion that just woke up disappeared, and I said: "Mr. Wumin, I have a very serious problem in mind."

"Um?"

"How do we... go to the toilet?" I looked at him with a wrinkled face.

Lord Wumin pointed to a place: "There is a compartment there, you can go to it."

"There is still a compartment?!" I was dumbfounded, "This is indeed a place for people to live..."

Lord Wumin didn't say anything, but I became more and more puzzled: "Why are you so familiar with this place?"

"Oh, because this is where I used to live." Mr. Wumin said lightly, as if he was just saying that he lived in Zhanggan Hall before.

"..." I gasped, "You... just kidding..."

Having said that, I immediately thought of the scars on Mr. Wumin's body.

Before Mr. Wumin... what kind of life did you live