twenty three
"It has nothing to do with you..." Mr. Wumin pointed at the wine and changed the subject, "Do you still drink?"
Me: "... stop drinking."
"Oh." Lord Wumin took the wine indifferently, took another sip himself, and sealed it again.
I still looked at Lord Wumin with a complicated expression.
Lord Wumin still pretended nothing happened.
I spoke again: "You..."
Lord Wumin suddenly said: "Since the body has been changed back, there is no need for us to get married. After we go out, this marriage will be void. I will not hurt you, and the previous agreement will count. You can go back to Dongyuan Country. "
"I… "
"Don't thank me too much, I've always been very human."
"you… "
"Stop drinking? I'll put it away."
"..."
Forget it, I shut up.
I rolled my eyes at him and sat on the bed with my knees crossed, my back to him.
Mr. Wumin really went to put the wine away, and then sat back beside me.
"..." I continued to turn around, with my back to him.
"Nothing to do..." Lord Wumin looked at me, "Yun Jiao, what will you do when you return to Dongyuan Country?"
"It has nothing to do with you." I coldly reciprocated what he said before.
"Oh, it has nothing to do with me, forget it, you'd better not go back to Dongyuan Country, stay in Xiyang Country as a hostage, and just live here." Lord Wumin said lazily.
"..."
I said sullenly: "I don't know... go to Tianwei, oh no, Wu Yong."
"Looking for him?" Lord Wumin glanced at me silently, "Why?"
"Marry him."
"..."
"However, Dongyuan Country and Beichang Country are also considered enemies now. We can only secretly go to Beichang Country, knock him unconscious, and then bring him to Dongyuan Country to be his son-in-law." I dragged my chin and thought for a while, and suddenly felt Life is still worth looking forward to.
Mr. Wumin: "... yes, it's not impossible. Remember to invite me when you get married."
I was a little surprised: "Are you busy? Can you come?"
Lord Wumin looked at me with contempt: "Of course I won't go, but you can show how popular I am if you invite me, and if I don't go, it can show how high my status is."
"… "idiot…
I couldn't help asking him: "What about you? Who will you marry? Are you going to call Princess Sheng'an back?"
Mr. Wumin thought for a while, and four words popped out under my expectant eyes: "It's none of your business..."
"..."
I was angry: "I told you everything just now! You are too hateful!"
Lord Wumin said lightly: "We have nothing to do with each other..."
I interrupted him: "For so long, I have always regarded you as a good sister!"
"..."
Lord Wumin looked at me silently, and I murmured: "Okay... good brother..."
"I don't know who to marry, Sheng An won't call me back." Mr. Wumin answered concisely.
In fact, I guessed his answer, it would be great if Mr. Wumin didn't go and kill Sheng'an, um... he probably wouldn't, after all, don't be lazy... It would be asking for trouble for him to call Sheng'an back , Lord Wumin will never do this.
Hey, it seems that he hasn't changed at all.
I sighed and thought of one thing: "Mr. Wumin, how much wine is there?"
Monarch Wumin said: "A dozen or so cylinders is enough."
I said "Oh" and said: "Then you can bring it over again, I'll take a couple of sips."
Mr. Wumin came over with the wine and told me, "Don't drink too much."
"Don't worry, I haven't been drunk yet." I took the drink and said proudly.
I wasn't really drunk because I didn't drink much at all.
Thinking that I could go out after a while, I was happy in my heart, and thinking of the inexplicable encounter with Lord Wumin who didn't know what happened before, I was a little strange, my thoughts were mixed, I picked up the wine and drank a couple of swigs.
This time, it’s not like starting to drink slowly, there is still time to slow down. I drank too much and quickly, and immediately felt dizzy, as if I had been punched by someone, and my hands and feet were a little weak.
I quickly put the wine jar on the ground, and lay down limply on the bed: "Dizziness..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"I told you not to drink too much!" Wumin raised the wine jar and took several sips.
moment.
Lord Wumin limply laid down on the bed: "I'm a little dizzy too..."
"..."
***
Mr. Wumin and I were both drunk because of wine, and it took a long time to recover. We had a severe headache, and the candles that Mr. Wumin started to light were all burned out, which shows that we have been unconscious for a long time.
"Hey, that's not the way to go." Mr. Wumin pushed me, "Are you feeling better?"
I nodded: "Well."
"What should we play?" Lord Wumin lit a candle again, raising his eyebrows at me.
I covered my chest vigilantly: "What are you playing?!"
"..." Lord Wumin almost dripped wax on my face, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you... How many times do you want me to say it?!"
I:"… "
"Okay, what are you playing?" I looked at him with a sad face.
Lord Wumin thought for a while, and said: "Well, how about this, just ask the other party anything, if the other party can't answer, they will drink."
I said cheerfully: "Okay, should each person ask once?"
Lord Wumin said: "Of course not, I will ask you to answer."
"..." Only ghosts want to play.
I lowered my face and pretended I didn't hear anything.
Lord Wumin laughed loudly: "I lied to you to play, one time per person."
"Okay, I'll start first." I was overjoyed, "What happened to you before?"
Lord Wumin: "..."
He picked up the wine jar and took a big sip.
Lord Wumin: "How many stars are there in the sky?"
"..."
I snatched the wine jar from his hand and took a big sip too.
"How many hairs do I have?" I looked at him with a smile.
"..."
Lord Wumin took a sip of wine.
"What should I do now that Guishui is here?" Lord Wumin raised his eyebrows at me.
"..."
I took a sip of wine.
"You..." As soon as I opened my mouth, Lord Wumin suddenly picked up the wine jar and took a sip. I didn't have time to react and said, "Have you ever liked girls before?"
Lord Wumin: "...you did it on purpose."
Me: "Hahahaha who told you to be smart."
Lord Wumin: "Okay, it's my turn, let me ask you, how long has it been since the founding of Xiyang Kingdom?"
"..." I took a sip of my wine resentfully.
"How long has it been since Dongyuan Kingdom was established?" I asked triumphantly.
Lord Wumin took a sip of wine without hesitation, and then asked me: "How long has it been since the establishment of Dongyuan Kingdom?"
"..." I was about to cry, I really didn't know, I was so ashamed.
I covered my face and took a big sip of wine.
After this, we both blushed immediately, and couldn't speak clearly. The questions we asked were basically "how many clouds are there in the sky", "how many people are there in Dongyuan country" and other inexplicable and impossible questions.
So at the end of the day, we drank like crazy, one bite at a time, never being soft...
... I don't know why it's like this, really.
And probably because of the slurred speech while drinking, the two of us have always had the strength to drink continuously, digging out jar after jar of wine, patting the seal and continuing to drink...
Until the last jar - Mr. Wumin said, that was the last jar.
I picked up the wine jar in my hand, knowing that there wasn't much left, I smiled and asked Mr. Wumin deliriously: "Do you still want to drink?"
Lord Wumin also said drunkenly: "I want to..."
"Well, I'll give it to you after I finish this drink." I laughed loudly, drank the last bit of wine, and then turned the wine jar on the ground to indicate that there was no more.
Lord Wumin: "..."
I swallowed the wine slowly, even though I was in a daze of drunkenness, I was still very happy that he was deflated, but Lord Wumin suddenly moved a lot closer to me without saying a word.
I:"?"
Lord Wumin stretched out his hand, pushed me against the wall, then fixed my face with both hands, and kissed me straight away! ! !
Forget about kissing, he actually stuck his tongue in and stirred it several times... The strong aroma of wine lingered back and forth between our lips and teeth...
I stared wide-eyed at Mr. Wumin, who was so close at hand, I was so scared that I woke up from the wine, and then I pushed him with the greatest strength in my life: "You are sick!!!"
Mr. Wumin was caught off guard, and was pushed so hard by me, he flew directly to the opposite wall, hit his head against the wall, and blood spurted out immediately.
I:"… "
Lord Wumin sobered up: "..."
"Why do I feel... my head hurts?" Mr. Wumin looked at me blankly, then reached out and touched his head.
"Why is there blood..." He continued to stare blankly at his palm.
I:"… "
"Uh, it's not really a big deal, but your head seems to be bleeding... hehe."
twenty four
Mr. Wumin and I were both awake at last, but our hands and feet were weak, and it took me a long time to fix his wound with trembling—for God's sake, I still used the same bandage I used to wrap my own head.
In fact, Mr. Wumin was quite miserable. He hit his head first twice in a row, and the symptoms were not very mild... Although I changed back to my own body later, the most painful moment has passed, and the most painful one is still Wumin. Jun...
I was a little embarrassed, but when I thought that he kissed me first, I became a little more confident: "Cough, you... don't blame me for being cruel... If you want to blame it, blame you, drunk and crazy... I, cough, this is the first time I kissed someone else …”
Mr. Wumin touched the cloth on his head: "Oh, yes, but how could I remember that I had already kissed Yuan Yu once when I was holding your body against your body?"
I:"… "
"It was an accident!!!" I was crazy, "Do you know about the accident?! And that's also, it's actually you, not me!!!"
Lord Wumin nodded: "Oh, accident, oh, it's me."
But the eyes clearly filled with: no wonder.
I tried my best: "And at that time, he didn't stick out his tongue, let's stick out his tongue..."
Mr. Wumin's face was a bit ugly: "You asked me why, I don't want to recall at all... I was drunk just now, and I wanted to snatch the last bit of wine from your mouth."
I nodded: "I know... You said you're not interested in me, I know it!"
Lord Wumin sighed, lying on the bed in a big character shape, I was shrunk aside by him, but thinking that he was hurting his head now, I was probably also very sad, so I endured it silently: "Why are you sighing?"
Lord Wumin said: "It's nothing, it's just that after coming down, there will be many disasters."
I reminded him: "The biggest disaster itself is the fact that we entered the secret room, okay?"
Lord Wumin thought for a while and said, "It's also..."
Because Mr. Wumin was injured again, we were drunk again, this place is a mess, and when these things calmed down, the two of us fell asleep again, and I fell asleep together with Mr. Wumin, I thought in a daze, Why do we come here? We just drink and sleep and drink after sleep...
Mr. Wumin and I woke up because of a ding-ding-dong-dong sound. I was a little surprised, and looked left and right with my head propped up, but Mr. Wumin showed a relaxed expression: "It's the Grand Master."
I wondered: "How do you know?"
"The water in Ye Pond is being pumped out bit by bit. Every time it is pumped up, part of it will fall back, which makes the door of the secret room be knocked and make a sound." Mr. Wumin measured his body and said, " That's it."
I nodded: "I see...you really understand."
Lord Wumin smiled: "Why, you still want to ask me about the past?"
"Hey, forget it, I'm too lazy, anyway, you don't want to say it..." I flattened my mouth, "I won't force my good sister."
Lord Wumin: "..."
The sound of ding ding dong dong became louder and louder, Mr. Wumin carried me to stand next to an iron wall, and the two of them waited quietly.
Lord Wumin suddenly said: "After you go out, go back to the palace to pack your things immediately, I will have more followers to protect you... But you are so powerful in martial arts, you don't need someone to protect you."
I said modestly: "Two fists are no match for four hands. It's not good if there is an accident. You send more people, I don't mind."
Lord Wumin laughed and said: "I see, I will really miss you? Well, you will be a great hero when you return to Dongyuan Country this time..."
I interrupted him: "What's the hero, have you forgotten what you said to the Queen Mother last time? Those people in Dongyuan Kingdom have probably already made what I said worthless..."
Lord Wumin let out an "uh" and said: "Forget it, then according to what you said, Dongyuan Kingdom doesn't need to pay any more money, just send some soldiers with martial arts skills."
I said happily: "Yuan Yu is not bad, you will definitely like him very much."
Lord Wumin: "Are you mocking me?"
I:"… "
Changing the subject: "Back to Dongyuan Country, how should I explain to them? Just say that you changed your mind, suddenly you don't want to marry me, and you're so kind, you still haven't taken back your previous promise?"
Mr. Wumin said perfunctorily, "You can say whatever you like, anyway, they can't raise objections."
makes sense.
"Back to Dongyuan Country..." Lord Wumin suddenly stretched out his hand and rubbed my head, "Don't look for Wu Yong, he looks cowardly, it's useless at first glance. Find a real man."
It was the first time that Mr. Wumin spoke to me in such a soft and persuasive tone, and it was accompanied by the most gentle and tender gestures he has ever done to me.
I stared at him blankly, not knowing what to say for a while.
But Lord Wumin looked calm, retracted his hand, and looked at the tinkling iron wall with his hands behind his back.
"You..." I couldn't help but said, "A real man? What kind, I have no idea about finding one..."
Lord Wumin glanced at me: "I am like this."
That virtue is indeed a typical incomparable Lord Wumin.
I couldn't help but said: "Then I'd better find Wu Yong..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
The sound became louder and louder, and the entire iron wall began to shake. Mr. Wumin looked at me and said, "Let's push it away together."
I nodded, and stretched out my hand to push the iron wall along with him. Sure enough, the iron wall was pushed away easily at this time. I just exerted a little effort, and I was pushed away immediately, and all the remaining water outside poured in. But only submerged shoes.
The light folded in, and Mr. Wumin and I stayed in the dark for a long time. At this time, the light that is usually normal to us made us unable to open our eyes for a while. The light hurt my eyes, so I closed them. Tears fell uncontrollably.
Lord Wumin's chuckle rang in my ears: "Why are you crying, do you still hurt parting?"
I couldn't look at him, and I didn't bother to explain, but there was indeed an inexplicable feeling spreading in my heart, just like the water under my feet, meandering and winding out an unknown number of bends.
Suddenly, a pair of hands gently covered my eyes, blocking the light that made me extremely uncomfortable, and Lord Wumin's helpless voice also sounded: "Hey, it's really troublesome, let's go."
My heart moved, and I was gently led forward by Lord Wumin. I can probably feel that this is a winding road upwards, and this road is extremely narrow, only enough for one person to pass, and Lord Wumin is standing behind me , put my hands in front of my eyes, and my body was slightly close to mine, somehow, I remembered that drunken kiss... Well, it seems true that drinking was wrong, even now, I am still being fooled by it...
About to leave? Come to think of it, it was pretty fast, too.