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I have not spoken.
Wu Yong probably kept pulling the corners of his mouth, his face was a little stiff, so he let his face return to normal in embarrassment, and coughed: "Xihuang...?"
I pretended to say: "Ah...? Oh, I've just left to understand... You are... Wu Yong? The envoy of Beichang Kingdom?"
Seeing me responding to him, Wu Yong smiled again: "Exactly."
I couldn't stand his charming and mad face, so I held my forehead and said, "Cough, my head hurts... You, do you have anything to say? If you have nothing to do... get back first."
"Ah?" Wu Yong was a little embarrassed again, and said, "It's nothing... But Father... No, the Northern Emperor asked me to congratulate you and bring you many gifts..."
I interrupted him: "Oh, I see, the ceremonial officer will report to me one by one, and say hello to Beidi for me. You can step back."
Wu Yong: "The Western Emperor..."
"Shut up, stop talking, back off, now."
Wu Yong: "..."
"Yes, Emperor Xi..."
Wu Yong left the imperial study room in embarrassment, I sat on the chair with my head propped up, thinking about what happened to Wu Yong, and waiting for Lord Wumin to come down.
But after waiting for a long time, he didn't intend to come down. I was puzzled and whispered: "Mr. Wumin? Lord Wumin? Come down quickly!"
Lord Wumin didn't respond.
"???" I was even more puzzled, couldn't help but flew up, and also went to the beam, only to find that Mr. Wumin was lying on top of it, unable to straighten up from laughing.
I:"… "
"What are you laughing at!!!" I went crazy, "Isn't it funny?!"
Thinking about it carefully, I suddenly realized: "I know! It's you, it's you who said you like to be treated roughly, that made Wu Yong become like that...! You still dare to laugh!"
Mr. Wumin finally stopped laughing temporarily, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said: "I didn't expect such a consequence at the time, what an unexpected harvest hahahaha... you still want to pull him back to be yours now Consort?"
"..."
"Of course not!" I said angrily.
Lord Wumin laughed loudly: "That's right, look at your disgusted look just now... Hahahaha."
I was extremely embarrassed: "Okay, stop laughing, it's not all about you... come down."
Lord Wumin nodded, and sat up with great effort, the two of us landed lightly, I left from the front, Lord Wumin left from the window, and then the two met behind the imperial study.
After the two of us met, we pretended that nothing had happened and walked leisurely, as if it was just the emperor and Princess Changyi walking around in the palace to connect with each other, but if someone really came, they would definitely notice the difference between the two of us. same.
The corners of Lord Wumin's mouth were still twitching, obviously he was holding back a smile, while I was blushing, unwilling to look at him.
After a while, I couldn't help but said: "Have you laughed enough... I will have wrinkles on my face if I laugh again..."
Lord Wumin let out a "poof": "I'll just hold back..."
That being said, I can't stop laughing...
I gave up and continued to walk forward with him, but Mr. Wumin suddenly said: "Quick, go and hide."
I was baffled, followed Mr. Wumin's line of sight, and found that Wu Yong was sneaking around looking around. He hadn't spotted us yet, but we had already spotted him. In such a short time, he actually changed A set of clothes—a black leather dress that is more form-fitting.
On a hot day, he is really...
I didn't know what to say, so I had no choice but to jump up to the branch next to Mr. Wumin's urging, and Mr. Wumin covered his face with a big laugh, adjusted his expression, and walked there pretending to be casual.
It didn't take long for Wu Yong to discover him, and he was pleasantly surprised: "Princess Changyi!"
Lord Wumin feigned surprise: "Wu Yong?"
Wu Yong was very happy: "You still remember me!"
Lord Wumin: "Well...how did you...become like this?"
Wu Yong coughed. He had a leather belt wrapped around his waist, but he stretched out his hand to untie it. After a look, he realized that it was disguised as a belt—a leather whip...
I:"… "
Lord Wumin: "..."
Wu Yong didn't feel the stagnation of the atmosphere at all, but solemnly and solemnly held one end of the whip, wrapped it around his palm, and waved it in the air!
A small flower that just grew tall next to it was whipped and fell off immediately.
Wu Yong gave him a charming smile: "How about it, Princess Changyi, are you satisfied with what you see?"
Lord Wumin: "..."
I:"… "
This time, Lord Wumin faced Wu Yong, and I watched from the sidelines. I finally understood why Lord Wumin laughed so exaggeratedly. It turned out that it was really... so funny...
I lay on the branch, my limbs were wrapped around the branch, I couldn't stop laughing at all, especially after seeing Lord Wumin's face almost crooked, I almost lost my strength in laughing.
After a long time of no response, Wu Yong was a little embarrassed again: "Princess Changyi, don't you like being whipped the most, huh?"
Lord Wumin: "... yes."
Wu Yong laughed loudly: "I can satisfy you! Come and try, tonight..."
Lord Wumin interrupted him: "Lend me the whip in your hand."
Wu Yong: "?"
He handed over the whip in doubt, Lord Wumin took it, looked it over carefully, and said: "Is it very soft, with small thorns? It must be very comfortable to beat."
Wu Yong showed a look of admiration: "Princess Changyi is indeed an expert..."
I:"… "
What kind of insider is this...
Mr. Wumin smiled modestly: "Where is it? Oh, you come with me, there will be guards here to patrol in a while, I know there is a place where there is no one."
Wu Yong was overjoyed: "Okay, okay."
Lord Wumin curled his lips at him, waving the whip with his right hand, walking in front with twists and turns, Wu Yong happily followed behind.
I:"… "
Mr. Undead...
I resigned myself to my fate and secretly jumped from one tree to another. I followed the two of them all the way, only to find that Lord Wumin actually brought Wu Yong to the vicinity of Yechi.
There is indeed no one here, but... it's a bit dangerous...
When I think of what happened not long ago, I can't help but have lingering fears.
Arriving in the forest of Yechi, there was indeed no one left, Lord Wumin suddenly turned around, and said to Wu Yong, "Take off your clothes."
I:"… "
Wu Yong was a little embarrassed: "So fast?"
Lord Wumin said impatiently: "Take it off if you are told."
Wu Yong said, "Oh."
Then he really took off his clothes, but what left me speechless the most was that his clothes were all in one set, that is, almost the whole body consisted of that tight piece of skin.
Who the hell wants to harm the prince of Beichang Kingdom so much...
After Wu Yong took off his clothes shyly, he looked at Lord Wumin shyly, but Lord Wumin didn't say a word, he whipped the whip, and mercilessly threw it at Wu Yong with the sound of air!
Wu Yong was startled, unable to dodge in time, was whipped severely on the back, and screamed in pain: "Princess Changyi! What are you doing...!"
Lord Wumin looked at him with a smile: "Don't you know that I am very chaste? I only like being beaten by Lord Wumin!"
I:"… "
"As for you..." Mr. Wumin looked at him with a half-smile, "I'll hit you twice as hard as I can."
Wu Yong wanted to cry but had no tears: "I, I don't like it..."
Mr. Wumin: "Oh, you don't like it. It's none of my business, I like it."
After finishing speaking, another whip was about to be hit, Wu Yong screamed and rolled, I suddenly felt that the place was familiar——
The next moment, there was a rumbling sound suddenly, and the familiar big iron plate was knocked open by Wu Yong, and then Wu Yong fell straight into it...
The iron sheet was closed immediately, and everything returned to silence.
Mr. Wumin threw the whip and put his hands on his hips: "Hahahaha..."
I:"… "
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I couldn't take it anymore and jumped down, standing beside Mr. Wumin, looking at the two big iron plates tightly closed: "You, you are too... Did you have this idea from the beginning?"
Lord Wumin lazily said: "That's not true, but after he pulled out his whip, I made up my mind."
Wu Yong... who told you to mess with Mr. Wumin, I sighed silently in my heart, and suddenly felt something was wrong, so I looked at Mr. Wumin condemningly: "It's not right, it's not because you misled him..."
Lord Wumin ignored me, just touched his chin: "Let him stay here first."
I said: "How can this be done! Even if the two countries are at war, the envoy will be safe and sound, not to mention that Xiyang Kingdom and Beichang Kingdom are still in a state of hypocrisy."
Lord Wumin said: "I know. But he wants to go back after the wedding is over. Now let's tell his servants that he is staying in the palace because he is very popular with the Western Emperor—anyway, during this time, I am Don't want to see him."
I said worriedly, "Will he starve to death inside?"
Lord Wumin thought for a while and said, "You just throw something for him to eat at regular intervals."
"Why me...you are here!" I was resentful.
Mr. Wumin glanced at me: "Women change really fast, didn't you quite like him before?"
I burst into tears: "You also said that if it wasn't for you, he wouldn't have become such a ghost."
Lord Wumin said disdainfully: "It's obviously his father and himself's problem, he has no brains at all."
I thought about it and felt that what he said was right, so I could only sigh: "His father must have treated him badly, otherwise why would he be the vanguard in everything, hey."
Lord Wumin twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's still this kind of inexplicable 'pioneer'."
The two of us walked out, Mr. Wumin still had the whip hanging in his hand, I watched the whip flickering, and thought of how fiercely Mr. Wumin whipped Wu Yong just now, I couldn't help but feel a little worried: "You take What are you doing with this whip?"
Mr. Wumin glanced at me and said, "Why don't you... You can't just throw it away casually."
I felt relieved: "That's true."
Lord Wumin smiled at me: "What are you worrying about?"
I muttered: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just... I suddenly thought of your injuries, and thought, maybe you really have this hobby..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Don't worry, no." He said lightly.
I knew it was because I mentioned his injury, so he was a little upset, so I changed the subject and said: "The envoy from Nanwen Kingdom is coming soon, I don't know who it will be."
Lord Wumin thought for a while, and said, "I probably guessed that it might be Liu Liang."
"Liu Liang?" I wondered, "This name is a bit strange, and why does it sound familiar? Ah! Liu Shan..."
Lord Wumin smiled: "The name is a bit similar, but it shouldn't matter, he is the son of the Grand Tutor of the Nanwen Kingdom."
I doubted: "Should?"
But Lord Wumin stopped answering, just shook his head and walked forward.
Not long afterward, I met Liu Liang. This person had an ordinary appearance, with a normal hand, and a normal attitude. There was nothing worthy of speculation. As for the name... it was probably just a coincidence.
Of course, in fact, I don't have much energy to take care of others, because the sensational marriage between me and Mr. Wumin is imminent.
***
On the day of the big wedding, there were so many things to do, such as various salutes, going to the Taimiao, offering sacrifices to heaven, canonization... There were a lot of messy things, but because I basically spent it in a daze, I don't remember clearly.
Looking at Mr. Wumin again, his eyes are cloudy, his expression is air defense, and his posture is relaxed, obviously more muddled than me.
We kept going and going until midnight, and finally, we...
Into the bridal chamber.
Having said that, I have to mention that when I was... not becoming Lord Wumin, as a deep lover of story books, I also read a lot about weddings in the bridal chamber.
The word I see the most is "Hong was turned over", but I don't know what this word means. up.
As... the bridegroom officer, Mr. Wumin and I both entered the bridal chamber, drank the cup of wine, and finished other messy ceremonies, and there were only the two of us left—I should thank Mr. Wumin for being an emperor, or not for being an emperor. The easy-going emperor, because it is said that the people are going to make a new house, if someone really comes to make a new house, I will definitely throw the porcelain cup in my hand on his face.
Lord Wumin himself was very relaxed, and said to me: "Come on, help me pick off the phoenix crown first."
I was a little nervous and said, "Pick it yourself!"
Mr. Wumin: "... If I can pick it up myself, would I still want you... Come and see for yourself."
I nervously walked behind him and looked down. Sure enough, the phoenix crown was still holding a wig or something, and it was firmly fixed with many hairpin clips. I was shocked. This is more troublesome than my crown, so I had to be patient. Help him untie the hairpin clips one by one, and say, "Aren't you careful when you walk? Otherwise, if you pull the scalp, it will definitely hurt."
Mr. Wumin said angrily: "You still know... I really never thought that I would not wear a crown but a phoenix crown when I get married... Hiss... I am suffering for you."
I said embarrassingly: "Actually, even if I get married myself, it is unlikely that I will wear a phoenix crown—how could I marry the emperor?"
Lord Wumin thought for a while, and said: "That's true... But Bei Di is not young, so maybe he can reluctantly accept you."
Without hesitation, I poked the hairpin on his head.
Lord Wumin: "..."
"This is your head!"
I said viciously, "Now it's yours!"
The two of us fought and took off the phoenix crown and the heavy coat. Both of us were only wearing tulle-like middle singles. When we faced each other, I would suddenly feel a little embarrassed: "Wu Ming Jun..."
Mr. Wumin was still brushing his messy hair with his hands, without raising his head, he said, "Huh?"
I was even more embarrassed: "You... You should have had a lot of intercourse, right?"
"..."
Lord Wumin was baffled: "What do you mean having had a lot of intercourse? What kind of messy words... why?"
I said: "Since we want a bridal chamber..."
Lord Wumin said: "Oh, don't worry, I understand quite a bit, and I can teach you."
I collapsed: "I didn't say this!"
Still understands... I doubt he is proficient at all!
"What is that?" Lord Wumin frowned.
"It's just..." I became more and more embarrassed, "Actually, uh, I have read a lot of, uh, story books before. But I know that when a man and a woman get married, they must be 'popular', and they all need a groom The officer is the leader... I, I have no experience."
Lord Wumin: "..."
We looked at each other, Mr. Wumin was expressionless, and I felt uneasy: "However, you have rich experience, you can tell me..."
Lord Wumin: "Hahahahahaha!"
I:"… "
"What are you laughing at?" I was mad.
Mr. Wumin said excitedly: "'Being popular'?! Did you make a mistake... that's what you're worried about? Cough... Let me ask you, do you know what's going on with men and women having sex in bed?"
I shook my head: "How could I know..."
Lord Wumin rubbed his chin and said, "It's actually very simple, that is, the two of us are rolling around in the quilt together, and we need to be covered with a quilt."
Then he pointed to the Baiziqian grandson quilt: "Look, isn't this quilt red?"
I froze for a moment and said, "So that's how it is..."
But it's a bit baffling: "Why are you rolling around? And you're still covered with a quilt? Isn't it hot?"
Lord Wumin said solemnly: "It's just the rules passed down from the ancestors, there is no reason... probably for the sake of auspiciousness."
I nodded: "That's right... But in this way, will there be children in the future?"
Lord Wumin: "..."
"?" I blinked my eyes and looked at Lord Wumin.
Lord Wumin's complexion was very ugly, and his tone changed: "I'm not very clear, it should be..."
I was a little surprised: "What to do, we can't have children."
Mr. Wumin finally couldn't bear it any longer, he rolled around on the bed with the quilt in his arms, laughing loudly at the same time.
I:"… "
Although I don't know why Lord Wumin is laughing, I am still a little worried: "What are you laughing at... you, why did you roll up while holding the quilt alone..."
Me, do I want to join...
Mr. Wumin finally finished laughing, wiped away his tears, and looked at me silently: "Yun Jiao, I have something to tell you."
"?"
"What you just said is all false."
“……………”
Seeing the veins popping up on my forehead, Mr. Wumin hurriedly said: "You don't need to delve into what's going on, but if you want to prove that you are an innocent girl, you have to..."
He reached out and dug under the quilt, and took out a piece of white cloth: "I want this cloth to have blood on it."
I was puzzled: "Is this what Lai Guishui needs to use?"
Mr. Wumin: "... no... In short, as long as there is blood, it is. A girl's first night will bleed."
There is actually no real information in his words, but for some reason, I suddenly understood a lot, and thinking that sometimes when I wake up in the morning, Mr. Wumin's body will become very strange, I vaguely know What's going on...
I blushed and threw the piece of cloth at Mr. Wumin's face: "Rogue!"
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Why am I a hooligan again..." He probably was about to collapse.
I covered my face and didn't speak.
Mr. Wumin smirked: "Oh~ you are quite enlightened, um, you can be molded, you can be molded..."
I:"… "
Who wants to be a plastic talent in this area!
I'm devastated.
Lord Wumin held up the white cloth and raised it: "What should I do? Is it like this? When the palace spreads rumors that Princess Changyi is a disrespectful woman... then I can't control it."
I hurriedly said: "How can I do it...!"
Mr. Wumin smiled, and took out a dagger—exactly the one I used to assassinate him that time, he was really perverted, he still carried it with him on the wedding night, it seems that he was prepared—and said: "Cut off your hand?"
"I'm afraid of pain..." I shrank my hands and muttered.
Lord Wumin withdrew his knife and said, "Cut off my hand?"
that's my body...
"I'm afraid of leaving scars..."
"..."
"..."
I am speechless with Mr. Wumin.
Lord Wumin suddenly dropped the dagger and opened his arms towards me: "Then let's be real."
"... Get out!" I was mad.
Of course, in the end, Lord Wumin—that is, the hand of my body—was cut off.
According to Mr. Wumin, it is like this: "Forget it, let's cut your hand, anyway, I'm not that afraid of pain, as for leaving scars... you are married to me, why are you afraid of scars?"
I thought about it and felt that what he said made sense, so I obediently obeyed.
Lord Wumin cut the cut without hesitation, and sprinkled some red blood on the white cloth. I was terrified to see him, but Lord Wumin seemed to be fine, and then I hurriedly applied the wound medicine and bandaged him up.
After these matters were dealt with, we fell asleep together on the bright red bed, which seemed quite plausible, but Mr. Wumin and I were so used to it that we couldn't get used to it anymore. After all, over the past three months, We almost always sleep together.
But this night was slightly different. I leaned against Lord Wumin, and after falling asleep in a daze, I had a dream that was not very clear.
In the dream, I became myself, and it seemed that I became a lot prettier. Mr. Wumin also changed back. The two of us fell into that secret room again for some reason. We were also drinking, and in the end I drank the same thing. That last bit of wine, Mr. Wumin rushed forward and snatched the wine from my mouth.
But here it is different from the reality. I pushed Mr. Wumin, but I didn't succeed.
The back became very blurry, anyway, I didn't know what would happen, so I could only watch the two people stay there in a kissing posture like two stone statues through a layer of fog.
Although I had a dream, I slept well, but when I woke up in the morning, my expression changed drastically—because I clearly felt that the pants were wet...
I wake up Lord Wumin.
Mr. Wumin obviously slept well, rubbing his eyes impatiently: "Why? You don't have to go to bed early today, why not wake up later."
I said awkwardly: "That..."
"?"
"You... or I..."
"?"
"like… "
"Just say something!!!"
"It looks like we're wetting the bed!!!" I closed my eyes and my heart beat, and I yelled out loud.
Mr. Wumin: "………………………………"