29
After I shouted, my courage was exhausted immediately, and I covered my face in embarrassment.
Mr. Wumin is probably about to collapse: "Wetting the bed?!?! Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?!"
I nana said: "Probably not, the pants are all wet..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
Seeing his face turning black, I quickly explained: "I don't know what's going on..."
Lord Wumin said: "You... let me see."
I panicked: "What are you looking at! Although, although it is your body, it is too..."
Mr. Wumin: "Shut up, I mean let me see the pants."
Me: "Oh..."
I first asked the maid who had been preparing for a while to prepare the hot water for the bath, then went to take a bath by myself, threw the pair of trousers to Mr. Wumin, and went to take a bath shyly and embarrassingly.
I was soaked in the water for a long time, and I didn't dare to get up. In the end, Lord Wumin called me: "Still up? Did you die in it?!" I embarrassedly changed into clean new clothes.
Mr. Wumin was sitting on the chair with Erlang legs crossed, with the pair of pants thrown by his feet, I blushed: "Do you want to take a bath too..."
"It's not bedwetting." Mr. Wumin said suddenly with erratic eyes.
I:"… "
"It's not bedwetting..." I said shyly, "Stop comforting me... Uh, or rather, stop comforting yourself."
Lord Wumin: "..."
He was mad: "Really not! It's... Hey, how can I tell you, this is the same as your reaction when you wake up in the morning, it's normal! It's just... Cough, this is just an evolution of that."
I:"… … … … … "
I can't say anything because apparently this "evolution" is out of all normal range for me.
Lord Wumin took a sip of tea anxiously, and said, "Did you have a dream last night?"
I:"… "
"Really?" Lord Wumin looked at me.
"No, no..." I blushed and shook my head.
Lord Wumin: "..."
"How many times have I told you that it's very obvious when you lie! Tell me, what did you dream about last night?"
I feel that my face can be used as a stove now: "Really not..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Forget it, let me ask you, did you dream of a man and a woman last night?"
I raised my head, in disbelief: "...?! You, how do you know..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
Only then did I realize that I was easily set out, so I quickly lowered my head again.
Lord Wumin said: "Of course I know... Fortunately, you dreamed of a man and a woman. If you dream of two men or two women, I will..."
He paused, and then said again: "Anyway, this is a normal reaction of a man, don't worry too much, it's not bedwetting... You're too confused, you can't tell the difference."
I defended: "I don't know! I can't possibly go to see it myself!"
Lord Wumin smiled, and suddenly asked me with an ambiguous expression: "Who and who did you dream about? Tsk tsk, Yun Xiaojiao grew up overnight..."
Huan Yun Xiaojiao...
I turned my head: "Why did I tell you... No, I told you that I wasn't dreaming!"
Lord Wumin pretended not to hear what I said: "Let me guess~ Could it be you?"
I:"… "
Lord Wumin laughed loudly: "You can tell by your expression, there must be you!"
I:"… "
"Well, who is the other man..." He touched his chin, "Could it be Wu Yong?"
I immediately retorted: "How is it possible! It's not like you didn't see him last time..."
Realizing I was exposed again, I shut up again.
Lord Wumin raised his brows: "Isn't that... Then, could it be Yuan Yu?"
Me: "..." I chose to remain silent, but stared at him silently.
Lord Wumin continued: "Could it be the Grand Master?"
I:"… "
Mr. Wumin clapped his hands, laughed arrogantly, picked up his teacup and blew slowly: "I see, it's me~ hahahaha~ hey, it's all my charm..."
Before Mr. Wumin finished speaking, I had already reached out and overturned the teacup, splashing it all over his face.
Lord Wumin: "..."
"It's very hot!" Mr. Wumin stood up and jumped, "It's your business to disfigure..."
I said bitterly: "I'm married to you anyway, the scars on my face are no different from the scars on my hands!"
Then he ran away angrily and very shyly.
Lord Wumin: "..."
***
I left the palace alone, it was cooler outside and there was a constant breeze, but my face was still terribly hot.
Mr. Wumin is really annoying, he clearly knows that I must be ashamed to death in this situation, and he still guesses randomly, and guesses the grand master... I really want to cry but have no tears.
But the most resentful thing is that he said mercilessly in the end, "That's me~" in such a proud and uplifting tone.
My heart was beating non-stop, I walked around casually, and finally felt a little better, only to find that I came to the side of Yechi.
Walking to Yechi, I thought of Wu Yong who was imprisoned here. It has been seven or eight days since he was imprisoned, and I would bring him something to eat every two days, and I told him that recently Ye The pool cannot be changed.
People in Beichang Kingdom were not worried about Wu Yong's disappearance at all. After people hear this, they are not surprised or surprised at all, on the contrary, they look clear and happy.
When I first heard about it, I found it very strange, but Mr. Wumin said that it must be because the Northern Emperor had planned with Wu Yong to let Wu Yong enter the palace to seduce "me", so instead of being surprised when Wu Yong moved into the palace, they rejoiced.
I seriously doubt the IQ of Beidi and the entire Beichang Kingdom.
Walking to the side of the big iron, I carefully stood nearby, threw a stone over there, and hit the tiger's head with a very high hit rate, and then the big iron slammed open.
As soon as the big iron block was opened, Wu Yong's heart-piercing shout came from inside: "Quick-let-me-out-go!!!"
I threw a stone into it.
"Aww!!!"
It seems that my aim was really good, obviously I hit Wu Yong, he let out a long howl, and then shut up.
I found that he had lost his voice, and I was afraid that Wu Yong would lose his braids, so I walked over carefully and said, "Wu Yong?"
Before Wu Yong had time to speak, the big iron gate was just in time, and it closed with a clatter.
I:"… "
Wu Yong bled: "..."
I had no choice but to take off the hair tie that tied my hair, hold the tiger's head on the iron block, and pull it aside, the iron block slowly opened, and this time it shouldn't close too quickly.
I looked down and found that Wu Yong was lighting a candle. I squinted my eyes and faintly noticed him...
bloody face
I:"… "
Wu Yong: "..."
After a while, Wu Yong raised his head and vomited blood at me, but of course the blood he vomited could not be spit out all the way to me, and in the end the blood just fell on his own face.
Wu Yong: "..."
"Woooooooooooooooooooo... let me out..." Wu Yong burst into tears.
I sighed: "Why are you bothering..."
Wu Yong continued to cry: "Let me out... woo woo woo..."
I really couldn't bear it, and said: "Wait a while, I'll help you."
Wu Yong immediately stopped crying and looked at me in disbelief: "Really?"
I nodded: "But after you come out, you must leave quickly, don't let Wu... well, don't let Changyi... don't let the queen see you."
The change of my address was full of twists and turns, Wu Yong looked at me stupidly, and finally he said worriedly: "Xihuang, I want to make it clear that I don't like men... and I won't serve you because of this... "
"..."
Standing a little to the side, I pulled the hair tie away: "Oh, you think too much, really."
Wu Yong: "..."
The big iron plate was closed with a rumble.
Wu Yong: "..."
I shook my head, turned and left.
Forget it, let's wait until Lord Wumin comes, I'm too lazy to talk to him...
Thinking of Mr. Wumin, I couldn't help but start the process of being embarrassed again. Fortunately, after thinking about it, I finally thought of a way to make myself less embarrassed, which is to put all the responsibility on Mr. Wumin.
So I went back to the Zhanggan Hall aggressively. Mr. Wumin was applying yellow decals to the mirror... No, he was looking at the mirror to see if his face was really disfigured. When he saw me coming, he turned around and said, "Finally no longer shy?"
I pointed at him: "Of course! I've never been shy! You should be ashamed..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Oh, tell me, why?" Mr. Wumin folded his arms in a leisurely manner.
I rolled my eyes: "Actually, that was just the reaction of you boys. I was dreaming... Let me tell you, I just had a normal dream, that is, we were drinking. There is absolutely nothing strange about it... So It can be seen that it must be your own indiscretion... thinking about things..."
Lord Wumin: "...you are really eloquent, and I can blame this on me."
He had an expression of "I lost", and then changed the subject: "But, you said you dreamed that we were drinking?"
I stammered: "Yes, yes! What are you doing!"
"Why not, don't be so nervous..." Mr. Wumin laughed maliciously, "But I said, is it really just drinking?"
"Yes, yes! Otherwise?!" I asked nervously.
Mr. Wumin touched his chin: "Oh, it's nothing, but...you can do other things while drinking."
My face became very hot again: "You...you don't talk nonsense, there is nothing else!"
"Hahahaha." Lord Wumin looked extremely happy, flicked his sleeves, and walked towards the door, "Yeah, it's nothing."
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Lord Wumin pushed open the palace door, turned back and smiled at me: "But I remember, last time I treated you... huh?"
I:"… "
Lord Wumin laughed loudly and closed the door.
… He’ll talk about this, and I’m… not very nervous, after all, there’s no way he’ll forget.
But is he sick... Why did he open the temple door to talk? ! Didn't he see the guards and maids at the door standing there? ! How can't you think about it? ! !
***
... Sure enough, it didn't take long for the rumors that "the empress is not as serious as she seems" to spread quickly...
Moreover, the scope is still Shikoku.
30
Not long after Wumin-jun and I got married, Liu Liang left first. He didn't leave much impression from the beginning to the end. Even the day after he left, when I thought about him, I couldn't remember him carefully. looks.
Then it was Yuan Yu who was leaving.
Yuan Yu seems to be very reluctant to give up on Chang Yi...that is, me, but now the rumors of "the empress is unruly" have started to spread, I can't let the more exaggerated rumors of "the empress is unruly" Rumors continued to spread, so I pretended I didn't know anything and sent him away.
Liu Liang and Yuan Yu left one after another, and the people of Beichang finally realized that something was wrong - the emperor and empress seemed to have a harmonious relationship (and too much harmony), not as if they had been provoked, but Wu Yong did not return for a long time, which was really confusing.
I discussed with Mr. Wumin for a while, and decided to let him go. Mr. Wumin said - let him go back to Beichang Kingdom with more threats and lures.
In fact, there is no need to coerce or lure him. After all, he said that he was locked up, which is completely unreasonable. The vicinity of Yechi is a forbidden area. Can eat this boring loss.
I agree with Lord Wumin's thoughts very much, and at the same time, I also feel that Wu Yong who is locked in the secret room is too pitiful, so Lord Wumin and I chose a day and went to Yechi in the evening.
He opened the door like a cannon, and as soon as the light shone in, he immediately heard Wu Yong's weak voice: "Quick... let me out..."
I was about to say: "Wait, we'll pull you up here" - because Mr. Wumin said that it's better not to let anyone know about the secret path, so we brought a long rope and tied one end to a tree , ready to pull him up like this.
But Lord Wumin stretched out his hand to stop me, and teased him: "Let you come up? You are so disrespectful to me, if you say let go, won't it appear that I, Xiyang Country, is easy to bully?"
I:"… "
After acting evil, it really looks like that...
I looked at Mr. Wumin speechlessly, but Mr. Wumin gave me a cheap smile, and then Wu Yong's voice came: "No, no, no, I can tell you the secrets of Beichang Kingdom..."
I was stunned for a moment, but just as I was about to agree, Mr. Wumin said coldly: "What do you mean? Do you question the level of our Xiyang Kingdom? Do you have any secrets that we don't know?"
I:"… "
Lord Wumin continued to chatter: "Well, I just made a rough estimate. There are probably more than 20 spies planted in the court of your Beichang Kingdom... There are five or six around Beidi..."
Wu Yong: "...my father has only two people who serve me all the year round..."
Me: "... poof."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"Does it have to be at the beginning of the Ming Dynasty?! Can't it be in the dark!?" Lord Wumin became furious, "Uh huh, you are questioning the level of our Xiyang country again, that's all right, you can continue to stay here Bar."
Wu Yong collapsed: "Oh--!!!"
I couldn't listen anymore, so I pushed Mr. Wumin: "Don't bully him..."
Mr. Wumin was pushed by me like this, and he slid directly into the secret room...
I:"… "
Lord Wumin: "..."
Wu Yong: "..."
Wu Yong: "?"
The condensed atmosphere... I looked at my hands, and I almost wanted to chop them off... Well, it belongs to Mr. Wumin anyway...
Suddenly, I heard Lord Wumin cough, and said seriously: "Okay, to make sure you don't speak, I'll come in and listen to what you're going to tell us - I've shown my sincerity, so you have to. "
I:"… … "
That's okay too...
Wu Yong must have never imagined that the reason why Lord Wumin would go in was because of my push, so he said: "Okay, I must know everything - my father is old, and I hope to capture at least one city in Xiyang Kingdom , so what is the name of the general of Hecheng to the north of you, Du..."
Mr. Wumin said impatiently: "Du Qiyan, right."
"Yeah, Du Qiyan... bribed him with a lot of money, saying that when the Beichang Kingdom attacked the Xiyang Kingdom, let him let him in directly, and then he can fake his death..." Wu Yong said, and then he seemed afraid that Mr. Wumin would not believe it. , "There is a reason for this! Du Qiyan likes the daughter of a Zhima official on the border of our Beichang country, but the relationship between our two countries is not good, and the other party's father refuses to let him, so he did this for the sake of beauty! My father said, wait for something If it is done, he can fake his death and secretly go to live in the countryside with the other party, and when the time comes, he will still be a loyal minister who will fight bloody battles in Xiyang Kingdom."
Lord Wumin said indifferently: "Oh. Continue."
I sat outside, thinking to myself, no wonder Mr. Wumin had been exchanging letters with Hecheng a while ago, so it was because of this.
But Lord Wumin doesn't seem surprised, what's going on
Wu Yong thought for a while, and continued: "My father, decided to attack at the end of the month, because at that time, Xiyang Kingdom will hold a yearly Spring Festival. At that time, everyone will gather together, sleepless day and night, and the soldiers will surely Very tired…”
Lord Wumin nodded: "I'm pretty good at thinking about it."
Wu Yong continued: "And..."
Lord Wumin interrupted him: "There's no need to mention it, in fact, I...in fact, the Western Emperor knows all of this, isn't it, the Western Emperor?"
Me: "Ah? Ah... yes!"
Wu Yong: "..."
Lord Wumin said impatiently: "Is there nothing more secret?"
Wu Yong said submissively: "I don't know anymore... My father doesn't like me very much..."
Lord Wumin sneered: "If you were my son, I wouldn't like you."
Wu Yong; "..."
I:"… "
Then Lord Wumin stretched out his hand and knocked Wu Yong unconscious.
Me: "... you, what are you doing?"
Lord Wumin tied a knot on Wu Yong's body with a rope, and shouted to me: "Pull him up first."
I struggled to pull Wu Yong up, and Lord Wumin came up wheezing while pulling the rope while performing lightness kung fu.
I said puzzled, "What are you going to do?"
Lord Wumin said lightly: "I could have let him go, but it's unnecessary now, but it's too bitter to let him live here, let's take him out and put him under house arrest, at least his life will be more comfortable."
"..." I twitched the corner of my mouth, "I thank you for Wu Yong..."
Mr. Wumin and I searched for a long time, and finally found a place that is more suitable for Wu Yong - Lenggong.
Now there is no one here, and it is deserted. It is not bad to lock Wu Yong here, and then send a few people to guard and deliver meals on time.
But I think that Wu Yong always thinks that I, that is, Lord Wumin, is a broken sleeve. Last time I was so submissive and lost the chance to return to the country. This time I woke up and found that I was imprisoned in the harem of Lord Wumin. In the cold palace, it is estimated that it will collapse.
But... Having said that, whether it was the first time Mr. Wumin threw him into the secret room, or later I planned to let him go but failed, or just now Mr. Wumin and I planned to let him go but continued to be under house arrest... It seems like every time , he asked for it...
He should be quieter, move less, talk less, then he will be fine...
Lord Wumin and I went back to the Zhanggan Hall, and I couldn't help but say, "What are you going to do with him?"
Lord Wumin glanced at me: "Who? Wu Yong? Shut it up first."
"No, it's Du Qiyan." I said awkwardly, "He actually hooked up with people from Beichang Kingdom..."
I also know a little bit about Du Qiyan. He is one of the fierce generals of Xiyang Kingdom. He also guards the west side spontaneously. It stands to reason that he should be loyal. Who knows that it is for a woman... Hey, no wonder it is said that the town of beauties, the tomb of heroes what.
Lord Wumin smiled: "Well... after the matter is done, let's reward it well."
"?" I looked at Mr. Wumin inexplicably, thinking that he was driven crazy.
Mr. Wumin looked at me, and said: "Actually, Du Qiyan's actions - including the initial fall in love with a girl from a neighboring country - were all my ideas. He told me that a girl passed out at the door of his house, and he sent People went to investigate and found that it was the daughter of a small official in Beichang country. She wrote to me and asked me what to do. I told him directly, pretending to fall in love with the other party at first sight, unable to extricate himself. The meaning of treason, when the time comes, the person behind the scenes will definitely surface and come to talk to him-if I guess correctly, it should be Beidi. If this is the case, just pretend to struggle and hesitate, and finally come up with something, Struggling to agree."
I:"… … … "
Mr. Wumin continued: "Afterwards, I guessed several possibilities. The Northern Emperor might make Du Qiyan his subordinate—but this possibility is relatively small. After all, if Du Qiyan rebelled before the formation, he would be miserable. So Beidi is more likely to allow Du Qiyan to fake his death.
"If this is the case, I will ask Du Qiyan to agree, and then tell him to take the soldiers of Beichang Kingdom to a nearby forest to rest-they send troops during the day to take advantage of everyone's day and night carnival, so they have to hide and rest at night. There is a large forest on the edge of the city, which can accommodate tens of thousands of people.
"If the weather is fine, then secretly set fire to them in the middle of the night and burn them all to death. If the weather fails and it rains, then take them to the side of the hillside, push stones down the mountain in the middle of the night, and use the power of the rain to kill them all."
Mr. Wumin finally finished speaking, and looked at me with a smile: "What do you think?"
I:"… … … … … "
what do i think !
I feel like I have nothing to say...