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Seeing that my complexion was too bad, Mr. Wumin smiled and said: "Okay, I know you may not understand what I'm talking about, don't think about it, lest you get a headache."
"..." I glanced at him, "You don't come here..."
Then I propped my head up and looked at him: "Mr. Wumin, you, how did you think of it? She is just a woman, and you think so far, and you have thought of all the subsequent solutions... and you guessed so accurately... you It's too scary... "
Lord Wumin said lightly: "Is it possible? I'm just thinking about it casually."
I:"… "
Lord Wumin said: "However, it's good to guess all of them correctly. This time, Beichang Kingdom's vanguard will be killed, and its vitality will definitely be seriously injured. The Northern Emperor's health is not good, and he will definitely get sick from anger. It's best to be pissed off hahahaha~"
I:"… "
who! ! !
I thought that Mr. Wumin was always with me on weekdays, and occasionally sent letters to others in private, and the rest of the time he would rewrite the melodies with me, quarrel with each other, and every time he looked leisurely and annoying, I never knew that the contents that seemed to me to be just "passing letters casually" were so frightening.
It involves tens of thousands of lives, two countries, and even the direction of the entire four countries...
He just quietly made the decision while giggling day after day
I suddenly felt a little scared.
Mr. Wumin was still drinking tea unknowingly at the side, singing limp and messy songs.
After a while, Lord Wumin suddenly turned his head to look at me: "Yun Jiao, I will be on vacation tomorrow, so I don't need to go to court early, let's go out of the palace to have fun?"
I was still stuck in my own thoughts and couldn't extricate myself. When he suddenly said this, I was stunned: "Huh? Go out to play? What are you playing?"
Lord Wumin: "I don't know, just play around..."
Me: "... why do you suddenly want to play?"
Mr. Wumin fell back on the chair and stretched his waist: "It's nothing, but when the war starts, it will probably be busy."
"It's not just 'get busy'..." I was sweating.
However, speaking of it, Mr. Wumin used this kind of lazy and leisurely attitude to push Dongyuan Kingdom step by step to the point of no return...
I rubbed my neck and said, "Oh... okay, but I only stayed in Xiyang country for two or three days, so I don't know the way."
Lord Wumin said lightly: "I haven't been here for a day."
I:"… "
Mr. Wumin smiled heartily at me: "But it doesn't matter, anyway, just stroll around casually."
I thought about it, and I think it is true. Anyway, we will do light work. If we can't do it, we will fly to a high place to look far away, so we won't be unable to return to the palace.
In addition, what Mr. Wumin said was right, so I nodded: "It's fine, anyway, the palace is... quite boring."
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The next day, Mr. Wumin and I got ready to go. We used the civilian women's and civilian men's uniforms we brought back, casually dressed them up, passed the guards, and quietly left the palace.
Xiyang Country is much more prosperous than Dongyuan Country, the streets are bustling with people, the market is row upon row, and the shouts of vendors keep coming and going, I probed my head and looked around, Lord Wumin silently held me back: "Don't be ashamed."
I wondered: "Will it? It's okay, they don't recognize me either."
Lord Wumin said indifferently: "Really, see for yourself, are everyone secretly paying attention to you?"
I took a look, and sure enough, many people put their hands on their waists and looked at me carefully, even a little wary.
I was startled, and said nervously: "What's going on... Could it be that the disguise wasn't good enough this time?"
Lord Wumin glanced at me and said, "No, because you are sneaky and look like a thief."
"..."
So I can only walk upright.
However, I found that there is a kind of noodles in Xiyang Kingdom that I didn’t have in Dongyuan Kingdom and Xiyang Kingdom’s royal family before. It is called Changyang Noodles. When it is fried, the egg whites are evenly distributed, and the inside is a bright yellow yolk, which looks like a long day, so it has this name.
I wondered, "I didn't even know it was possible."
Lord Wumin said: "The royal family of Xiyang Kingdom doesn't have it... It is said that eating this will cause stomach upset."
I said: "Really? You are so strong, it shouldn't matter." Then I walked into a roadside noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of Changyang noodles.
Lord Wumin: "..."
After a while, he said: "Have another bowl of Changyang noodles!"
The store owner responded happily.
I hurriedly said, "No, I only need one bowl here!"
"..." The shop owner looked at me with hatred.
Lord Wumin said: "...why?"
I said: "My body is relatively weak, what if I have a stomachache?"
Lord Wumin sneered: "Shop owner, just have another bowl!"
I:"… "
Forget it, let him go...
After a while, the shop owner brought up three bowls of fragrant Changyang noodles, Mr. Wumin and I: "..."
"Why are there three bowls?" I don't understand, it's not such a trick to cheat money!
The shop owner said: "You have bought three bowls."
"We ordered two bowls." I patiently explained, "One bowl for me, one bowl for her."
The shop owner said: "No, you have one bowl, but this girl ordered one bowl first, and then said to have another bowl... Isn't it just two bowls?"
Mr. Wumin and I: "..."
The store owner is so good...
"Haha, thank you!" Suddenly, a small girl sat in front of the extra bowl of Changyang.
... It was Situ Youqing.
Mr. Wumin and I maintained a state of "..." looking at Situ Youqing and the buns on her shoulders that seemed a little fatter.
Seeing us looking at it, Baozi stretched out his short hands shyly to cover the excess fat on his waist.
I:"… "
Situ Youqing was completely unaware of the silence between Mr. Wumin and I, but became angry with the shop owner: "Why did you put green onions! I told you not to use shallots!"
Shopkeeper: "..."
"Oh, little girl, you just came in, when did you say you want to put green onions!" the shop owner groaned, probably thinking that he came to ask for trouble.
Situ Youqing seriously counted with her fingers and said, "A month ago!"
Then he looked at me: "Do you think so? Oh yes, I told you!"
It suddenly occurred to me that before we parted, she did say something like "I don't want green onions when I eat noodles"...
I couldn't help being a little surprised, Situ Youqing seemed like a nagging little magician, but he turned out to be so clever...
I changed the bowl in front of me without green onions with her, and I sent the shop owner away, and asked Situ Youqing who was finally satisfied: "You guessed that we would come here to eat noodles?"
Situ Youqing nodded: "Yes."
I admired: "It's so accurate."
While eating noodles, Situ Youqing explained: "Actually, it's not true, but I know we will meet in Xiyang Country, and the most delicious thing in Xiyang Country is noodles, so I think I'll tell you in advance It's better once."
"... Oh." I lowered my head, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat the noodles myself.
Looking at Lord Wumin again, he had already started eating, and he didn't pay attention to me and Situ Youqing at all.
I saw Situ Youqing alone, and asked her, "Your master hasn't been found yet?"
Situ Youqing said inarticulately: "Well, I found the bird, but I can't see the bird..."
Me: "Oh..."
I thought about it for a while, and Situ Youqing did have real skills, so I asked her in a low voice, "Tell me, if Beichang Kingdom and Xiyang Kingdom fight, which side will win?"
Situ Youqing shook her head.
Me: "I don't know? Hey, yes, things like war, I can't tell..."
Situ Youqing continued to shake her head.
Me: "It's okay, you are already very good."
Situ Youqing shook his head wildly, and even Baozi shook his body along with him.
I:"… "
Situ Youqing reached out and tugged at Baozi's ear: "Why are you joining in the fun?" Baozi yelled aggrieved twice.
Situ Youqing looked at me: "I mean, I can't fight."
Lord Wumin raised his head and looked at us leisurely.
I said, "Impossible..."
Situ Youqing said, "Hey, someone is going to burp, and your eyes are going to swell from crying."
I:"… "
Lord Wumin: "..."
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I said, "Who?"
Situ Youqing: "The secrets of the sky must not be leaked... In short, my condolences will change."
Me: "...how sad...you tell me...not to mention that the secrets of the sky have almost been leaked!"
Situ Youqing shook her head, drank the last sip of soup, picked up the steamed stuffed bun who was stealing my egg, threw it on her shoulder, and ran away in a hurry.
… so fast.
I was speechless watching Situ Youqing's back disappear for an instant, and then I turned my head to look at Mr. Wumin: "Mr. Wumin...you said...that person, um, probably..."
Lord Wumin looked super calm: "Don't worry, I won't die so easily."
I nodded understandingly: "That's right, the scourge will last for thousands of years..."
Lord Wumin: "..."
But I am still a little worried, after all, my side will die, and because of his death, Beichang Kingdom and Dongyuan Kingdom will not be able to fight, only Lord Wumin is alone.
Lord Wumin said indifferently: "He said that if that person dies, you will cry and your eyes will swell... If I die, you will cry?"
Then continue to analyze: "It's almost the same if it's Wu Yong."
Me: "...I've told you many times, I'm really...hey to Wu Yong now."
Lord Wumin smiled: "Then you want to cry for me and swell your eyes?"
I don't know why I became very embarrassed, and stammered: "Of course, you, you are my body..."
Lord Wumin nodded: "That's true."
He patted me on the shoulder and comforted me: "Don't worry, it's too difficult for me to die."
At this moment, other meanings faintly appeared in his eyes, as if he was caught in a memory, and I could even read that he meant to say, "I had the most difficult time, but I still lived very well."
My heart moved, and I also patted him on the shoulder: "Well, I believe in you——live well before you change back to your body."
Lord Wumin: "..."
"You are too stingy, how about changing back to your body, wish me to die immediately?"
I laughed out loud, and Mr. Wumin was also laughing, then suddenly stretched out his hand, pulling me towards the outside of the shop.
The shop owner shouted in a broken voice behind him: "I didn't pay! Three bowls!!!"
Lord Wumin yelled arrogantly: "It's just eating the overlord's meal, who told you to give me an extra bowl!"
The shop owner shed tears wide in the wind: "..."
I looked back and couldn't help laughing out loud. The laughter blew along the wind to the noodle shop. The shop owner was probably going crazy...
I ran for a while with Lord Wumin, and suddenly saw a small figure in front of me, with a cute mouse standing on his shoulder - it was Situ Youqing.
She wandered around leisurely, and when she saw Mr. Wumin and me, she was startled, turned around and wanted to run again.
This time I was prepared, and flew forward without saying a word, blocking her way.
Situ Youqing looked at me wanting to cry but without tears: "I really can't say more..."
I comforted her: "Don't worry, I'm not here to ask you this... I just want to ask you, if there are two people whose bodies are switched, how do they get back?"
Lord Wumin also came forward, heard my inquiry, understood what I meant, and nodded in agreement.
After hearing this, Situ Youqing was a little relieved, and said, "Oh, do you think it's like you?"
Mr. Wumin and I: "..."
"You, when did you know?" I was stunned.
Situ Youqing thought for a while and said, "When I first met you."
I covered my face: "Then you didn't say it earlier... Since you know about us, you should also know how to get us back?"
Situ Youqing shook her head: "I didn't say it at the beginning because the secret of the sky cannot be leaked... Well, I know."
I was overjoyed: "What?"
Situ Youqing said: "It's very simple, as long as you perform the rituals of husband and wife, it will be fine."
I wondered: "Really? But we have already saluted."
Lord Wumin: "..."
Lord Wumin said: "It's not that, it refers to...the bridal chamber."
I:"… "
It turned out to refer to the bridal chamber... I thought of that bridal chamber, all the things that happened between me and Mr. Wumin, and the dream I had... It was really embarrassing, so I immediately shook my head: "No, no, this method will definitely not work."
Lord Wumin also nodded: "I don't think so either."
"Ah?" Situ Youqing scratched his head in distress, then reached out and poked Baozi who was standing beside the air defense, "Baozi, do you know what else to do?"
Baozi: "Zhi..."
Situ Youqing: "Baozi doesn't know either, so I don't know."
I was speechless: "... oh, Baozi... I don't know... forget it."
Situ Youqing said embarrassedly: "Next time, next time I find my master, he will definitely know!"
I have never met Situ Youqing's master before, and I feel that a master who would throw such a young apprentice around is very unreliable, but seeing Situ Youqing's rosy apple-like face, I can only nod: "Well, okay .”
Situ Youqing smiled at me, then wandered away with the buns.
Lord Wumin sneered behind me: "Little magic stick."
I said, "You can't say that... She's actually pretty smart."
Mr. Wumin said lightly: "What I mean is, I have been with so many women before... well, I have never changed bodies with others, and I have not done anything with you. She can clearly see that it is impossible for us to be with you. The other party...but said so. This is a trick that fortune tellers on the roadside will do."
I finally found out that Mr. Wumin doesn't believe in such nagging things, even if Situ Youqing said that he would die, he didn't care, this is another manifestation of inner strength.
"Hey, forget it, anyway... let's do it for now." I sighed.
Mr. Wumin didn't say anything more, I had something on my mind, and the rest of the journey was always lacking in interest.
Lord Wumin was quite happy, he looked around, and... even picked two jade hairpins and stuck them on his head.
I:"… "
Lord Wumin asked me: "Is it good-looking?"
Me: "Are you crazy?... Is it fun?"
Lord Wumin resentfully said: "Seeing that you are so ugly, let me help you dress up..."
Me: "Thank you, please take it off for me quickly, I feel uncomfortable when I think that you are wearing these two hairpins on your head!"
Mr. Wumin curled his lips, and put the hairpin back to its original place. I felt that someone was looking at me all the time. I turned my head in doubt, and saw, uh, the hatred eyes of the owner of the jewelry store again.
Seeing me looking at him, he coughed lightly, and said, "Master, your lady wears it very nicely, why..."
Just as I was about to explain, he coughed softly again: "Cough... I'm in a small business, I can't make much money, I'm sick, and there are mothers and children at home... Cough..."
He coughed more and more.
Mr. Wumin thought it was funny, he secretly laughed twice, and followed suit: "Hey, my husband... wants to save the money to buy wine and drink, where can I get the money to buy jewelry for me? Hey..."
I:"… "
I grabbed a handful of hairpins and stuck them all on Mr. Wumin's head: "All for you, all for you, do you like it?"
There are countless golden hairpins and jade hairpins and silver hairpins on Lord Wumin's head: "..."
I asked the shop owner: "How much?"
The store owner narrowed his eyes when he smiled, and stopped coughing: "Guest officer, you are really generous! Wait, let me do the math."
He carried the abacus and counted for a long time, then raised his head and smiled at me: "Originally, it was three golds and one guan, but that one will be erased, you just need to give three golds."
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It's so dark, three golds is enough for an ordinary family to live for a year... I was in the palace before, and my monthly money was only one silver.
I threw out the consistent money: "Sorry, I only brought so much."
Shopkeeper: "..."
Mr. Wumin smiled and took off the hairpins on his head one by one, and then picked out the first two white jade hairpins: "Forget it, I'll just buy these two."
I glanced at it, and saw that the jade was very good, and the workmanship was also meticulous. Seeing the expression of the shop owner who was about to spray blood on my face, I quickly agreed, and without waiting for the shop owner to react, I grabbed the jade hairpin and said, "Okay, okay. "
Shopkeeper: "... All right."
Mr. Wumin and I actually brought a lot of money when we went out of the palace this time, and now it’s all spent on two meaningless jade hairpins. I was speechless, but Mr. Wumin smiled and gave me a more elegant one: "This It looks better on men, so you can wear it."
Then he inserted the other hairpin with plum blossom engraved on it casually: "I will wear this one."
I was really baffled: "What are you thinking... haven't you noticed that you are becoming more and more like a real woman?"
Mr. Wumin glanced at me: "You think too much. I was just thinking, if I really burp, at least it will make you think about others."