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Ah, I remembered, Liu Shilang was the most active and active at that time, and the portrait was drawn very carefully. Looking at it now, the real person is no different from the portrait, she is a real beauty. Liu Shilang's appearance is quite ordinary, probably because her mother is particularly good-looking.
Liu Ya was looking at me and Mr. Wumin in astonishment right now—that's right, under the circumstances just now, the usually unsmiling king of a country actually screamed, and then hid behind the queen... How can it not be extremely surprising Different. Looking at the two guards behind them, they also recovered from the shock of "meeting something unclean", but fell into the shock of "the emperor is so useless"...
I pretended that nothing had happened, and said seriously, "Liu Ya? Well... I have a slight impression."
Hearing what I said, Liu Ya beamed with joy and said, "The emperor remembers the slave family, it is really a blessing for the slave family."
I said modestly, "It's just that I have a better memory."
Liu Ya: "..."
Lord Wumin said coldly: "How did you come in? Hmm? The palace is important, you can enter if you want?"
Liu Ya was guarding in front of the imperial study room. She probably never thought that the queen would be in the imperial study room. She was stunned for a while, and said with a pitiful look: "My family didn't do it on purpose...it's just that my family...wanted to see the emperor, so I changed into a maid of honor. I just saw the lights in the imperial study room were on and I guessed that the emperor had been correcting the memorial, so I wanted to play a piece of music for the emperor..."
Mr. Wumin twitched the corners of his mouth: "Oh, really know how to choose songs - 'Seeing a gentleman, Yunhu doesn't like it'? Thanks to your kindness."
Liu Ya blushed instantly: "I... I'm just blowing up casually."
I feel pity for her appearance, but it's a pity that I'm a woman, and Mr. Wumin never knew why to be sympathetic to women, so Mr. Wumin walked over slowly and said, "Want to seduce the emperor? You're still a little tender. Didn't the emperor tell you?" Have you ever seen your eyes too crowded, your nose too high, your mouth too flat... useless."
Lord Wumin is too good at talking nonsense, her eyes are not crowded, they are really big! As for the nose, is it wrong to be tall? The mouth is small, and very red, no matter how you look at it, it is not flat...
Sure enough, upon hearing what Lord Wumin said, Liu Ya immediately showed a look of being irritated, but she was still somewhat rational, knowing that the person in front of her was the queen, so she said weakly: "Seduce the emperor? I didn't... I Really not... Empress, you, how could you say that, how could you say that... "
I admit that such a shy voice is quite special, but I couldn't help but ask: "Are you... are you short of breath?"
Liu Ya was stunned for a moment, and said, "No..."
"Then you can say something carefully..." Why does it feel like you are about to die...
I didn't say the last sentence, because I was afraid that she would be so sad and angry that she would seek death again.
No matter what, Liu Ya should realize that she is not welcome anymore, so she said weakly: "Now I know I was wrong... I will go back now."
Mr. Wumin said indifferently: "The imperial palace is important, you can enter and exit whenever you want? You don't care too much about the royal family's majesty! Could it be that your Liu family is so powerful that you can enter and leave the palace like no one's land? Is it?! Is it the dragon chair of the emperor, your Liu family also wants to sit on it and have a try?!"
I understand that Mr. Wumin is not pretending to be an evil queen, but he was really irritated by Liu Ya's behavior. Lord Wumin of the "woman" was also terribly frightened, and said tremblingly: "Empress Empress... No! You think too much, my father is loyal and has absolutely no second thoughts. He let me in just to be able to There is really no other meaning in serving the emperor better!"
After finishing speaking, she looked at me with tears in her eyes: "Your Majesty, you believe in my family!"
In fact, I quite believed it, but seeing Mr. Wumin's appearance, I didn't dare to intervene, so I just said nonchalantly: "Well... this kind of matter, the queen can decide."
Two guards: "..."
They were probably thinking, how useless this emperor is...
Hearing that I was going to deal with Lord Wumin, Liu Ya showed a look of shock and despair. Lord Wumin approached her coldly, and Liu Ya was still sitting on the edge of the lotus pond, with nowhere to escape.
I thought about it, and was afraid that Lord Wumin would really kill me, so I shouted: "Queen, just hit me casually to vent my anger, don't use too much force!"
Liu Ya: "..."
Liu Ya cast a desperate look at me, hey, she doesn't know, I'm saving her.
Lord Wumin came to Liu Ya's side, and Liu Ya lowered her head tremblingly, as if she was about to accept Lord Wumin's trial. I was also a little nervous, not knowing what Lord Wumin would do.
"No one has ever had the courage to do this kind of thing, and I don't want to see it in the future. This time, the emperor trusts me so much..." Mr. Wumin suddenly looked back at me, smiled at me, and then continued to turn around to face me. Liu Ya said: "Then I'll punish you slightly."
After all, he stretched out his jade feet, approached Liu Ya, and gave him a light kick...
Liu Ya flew into the lotus pond...
I:"… "
Guard: "..."
Liu Ya: "..."
"Ah!" Liu Ya obviously didn't know how to swim, she was bouncing up and down in the lotus pond screaming, Lord Wumin suddenly said: "What do you call it, stand up straight, the water doesn't even reach your shoulders."
Liu Ya: "..."
Liu Ya stood up straight in embarrassment. Sure enough, the water was only shallow to the bottom of Liu Ya's collarbone, and her shoulders didn't even touch her.
I wanted to laugh a little, but I couldn't bear to see Liu Ya's panic, so I asked the two petrified guards behind me to pull Liu Ya up, and then ordered them to send Liu Ya out of the palace after opening the door in the morning— I don't dare to let Liu Ya come to change clothes in the harem, seeing what Mr. Wumin looks like... It's better for Liu Ya to leave sooner.
After such a toss, I felt no sleepiness at all, and looking at Mr. Wumin, he looked in good spirits, so the two of them entered the study room again and continued to review the memorial.
When I went to court the next day, I took a special look at Liu Shilang, and saw that his face was pale and his brows were tightly frowned. He obviously knew that my beloved daughter was severely taught by Lord Wumin, and she rose to a very high level. Height... I have something wrong with my heart.
I don't know how to teach people, but what Mr. Wumin said yesterday is almost enough, so I didn't bring up that matter again today, Liu Shilang seemed relieved, and kept his head throughout the morning without saying a word .
Later, this matter probably spread a little bit, and no one dared to mention the matter of accepting a concubine in front of me anymore... But the current queen, I am afraid, is already a more terrifying existence than the Hedong lion.
But from this incident, I can also see that Mr. Wumin doesn't like others invading his "territory" without saying hello. In this regard, he seems to be easily offended.
When I assassinated him, it was the most serious act of trespassing on his territory. If I hadn't exchanged bodies with him, the end would have been even worse. But speaking of it, if my skills were not as good as others, and I couldn't defeat Lord Wumin, I would die of course. Fortunately, my martial arts are similar to his, so I can have a good result. So no matter how strong the opponent is, the most important thing is to improve your own level.
38
I came to a lot of messy conclusions because of Lord Wumin's matter, sitting in the palm hall, feeling a bit idle.
Lord Wumin is not here today, because he took his more than a dozen beautiful sisters to visit the imperial garden. Lord Wumin is now the queen, and he basically visits the garden with them once a season. Today is My first marriage with Lord Wumin.
It's funny to say, Lord Wumin seemed very impatient with those sisters in the past, but now he has to stay with them all day. At the beginning, they would come to Lord Wumin every morning to say hello. Every time Mr. Ming met, he kept his face dark and kept the other party in a stiff saluting posture. Later, I accidentally saw and scolded Mr. Wumin, and after that Mr. Wumin simply told them not to come.
I was enjoying the rare cleanness without Lord Wumin in the palm hall, when suddenly the door was opened, I straightened up alertly, only to see that it was Lord Wumin rushing in, dragging an ugly woman behind me .
There are a dozen or so Wumingjun sisters, I basically can't remember anything, but I have a little impression of her, she is Princess Pingyang.
The reason why I remember her is because when I changed bodies with Mr. Wumin, I borrowed the clothes from Princess Pingyang.
Princess Pingyang can be regarded as one of the most beautiful princesses among the many princesses. She is somewhat similar to Lord Wumin, and her face looks fierce. I have heard her teach servants a lesson, and she is indeed a formidable person— But now being dragged in by Lord Wumin, his face is gray and frightened, which is really puzzling.
I went forward, and first condemned Mr. Wumin's unruly behavior with my eyes, and then said: "What's wrong?"
Mr. Wumin brought Princess Pingyang to me with a blank face, and he sat down leisurely on the chair I was sitting on just now, picked up the book I was reading just now, and took a sip of the tea I just drank... He is not too dirty !
Then he said: "Let Pingyang tell you by himself."
I looked at Pingyang suspiciously, not knowing what Lord Wumin meant, but Pingyang suddenly lowered his head.
I:"?"
Pingyang: "Ugh..."
I:"… "
The corner of my mouth twitched and said: "Pingyang, you, you won't be..."
Isn't this kind of reaction of wanting to vomit only after the concubine in the palace is pregnant...
Lord Wumin said coolly beside him: "Don't doubt it, it is."
Me: "...how could this be! Pingyang, you are not married yet! You, how old are you?"
Lord Wumin said contemptuously: "Pingyang is already eighteen, but he just refused to marry. I married you, the emperor, when I was only sixteen."
I:"… "
I was confused for a while... I was a little embarrassed, and said: "Pingyang, what's going on? You, you... how did you get pregnant! The guards in the palace?!"
Think left and right, there is only this possibility.
Pingyang retched for a while, took out a handkerchief to wipe his mouth, and said leisurely: "I don't know I'm pregnant... It's just that I really want to eat sour food recently, and it's easy to vomit..."
Me: "... What else can this prove that you have a child?!"
Pingyang said weakly: "I thought I had a better appetite, but my health wasn't great..."
I:"… "
"You look at 'craving sour' and 'easily vomiting' separately?! You...you are quite talented!" I was speechless.
Mr. Wumin calmly said: "If I hadn't discovered that she suddenly hid in a corner to retch when I was visiting the garden with them just now, I wouldn't have known about it... How immoral is this kind of thing, if it spreads out, where will the royal family of Xiyang Kingdom face it? But now Now that it's done, there's nothing you can do about it, but you have to tell me quickly, who is the father of the child?"
I thought about it, and went out to send someone to invite the imperial doctor. Pingyang looked at me and Mr. Wumin a little nervously, and said: "He... he didn't do it on purpose."
Mr. Wumin and I: "..."
It wasn't intentional... Could it be accidental... It's just inexplicable...
Princess Pingyang saw Mr. Wumin and I had a look of "I believe you are a ghost", and quickly explained: "Actually, he is not from the palace."
It hasn't been long since Liu Ya's incident, yet another person who is not from the palace appears in the palace. I feel bad, but the next moment Mr. Wumin said: "Not from the palace?! Then why is he meeting… "
Of course, it would be better for me to teach my "sisters" a lesson in this kind of thing, so I hurriedly grabbed Mr. Wumin, who glanced at me, and Princess Pingyang was relieved to see that I didn't seem to blame me.
I slapped the table and shouted: "Not from the palace?! Then why did he appear in the palace?!"
Lord Wumin: "..."
Princess Pingyang: "..."
I continued to pretend to be angry and said: "The palace is an important place, he can enter it whenever he wants, and get out whenever he wants? It's too disrespectful to the royal majesty! Could it be that he is so high and powerful that he can enter and leave the palace like no one's land? ! Does it mean that he wants to sit on the dragon chair when I get off the dragon chair?!"
Lord Wumin: "..."
… Actually, I found that I have a pretty good memory.
Princess Pingyang said in tears: "No, brother, how can he have such thoughts... You think too much... Actually, it was Lidong, and I went out of the palace to play-many of us went out that day, and I brought my servants, I secretly didn’t go back to the palace with other people, but lived outside. I want to try what it’s like to be in an outside inn... Who knows that the inn is a black shop, and the incense in my room contains... There is that ingredient, and the guards are all... I was driven downstairs, but he lived next door and saved me... He saw that I was weak and unnatural, thought I was injured, and wanted to take care of me. I was in a daze at the time and didn't remind him. He stayed in my room for a long time, so he... "
I:"… "
"Then you two just push the boat along...?" I asked tentatively.
Ping Yang nodded shyly, and said: "I will leave the next day, and I don't dare to ask his name...
Mr. Wumin had always kept a cold face, and now his face became even colder. He opened his mouth, and was about to say something, when the imperial physician announced from outside, saying that he had already arrived.
I signaled Mr. Wumin to shut up first and let the imperial physician come in. The imperial physician saluted one by one and took Pingyang's pulse, but there was nothing unexpected. He said that he would immediately lose his memory as soon as he went out today, until we announced the news ourselves.
After the imperial physician left, Mr. Wumin and I had a bit of a headache, and I said, "It's best to find that person, but the world is so big, how can I find it..."
Mr. Wumin added lightly: "Besides, a man won't necessarily want to take responsibility after a night of spring festival for nothing."
Ping Yang said embarrassedly: "In fact, he must be looking for me everywhere now."
I wondered: "Are you so confident?"
Ping Yang blushed and said: "Because I took the jade pendant hanging from his waist, it looks like it should be handed down from the family."
I:"… … … "
Lord Wumin frowned and said, "That's not necessarily the case, what if it's actually something insignificant?"
... Missed the point at all, right? These two brothers and sisters are indeed of similar blood. Is it really okay to take other people's things casually like this
Ping Yang continued to blush: "Oh, that's okay, I thought of this, so I took his sword away too. He's a swordsman, so he shouldn't be without a sword."
I:"… "
Lord Wumin praised: "It's not too bad."
I:"… … "